March 6, 2006
Lindsay Lohan on MySpace
It's hard to focus on Lindsay Lohan's cocaine damaged nostrils when you've got another girl in the picture who looks like she's off to audition for Cirque du Soleil. And it's even harder to make fun of a stranger in a photo when they're posing with Lindsay Lohan.
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Comments
1. Posted by BEAM on March 6, 2006 9:03 AM
Lindsay, girl, you need to switch to weed.
2. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 6, 2006 9:03 AM
Nice freckles...I'm sorry, that's all I could come up with for this one.
3. Posted by tonks7 on March 6, 2006 9:10 AM
ojjj
4. Posted by thebor on March 6, 2006 9:18 AM
To quot Rick James "cocaine is a hell of a drug" LL got to find that out the hard way. She should switch to weed.
5. Posted by mamacita on March 6, 2006 9:19 AM
That looks to be an older picture, considering the natural looking state of her hair and face. As far as I've seen in recent days, she's doing the really dark hair, really pale skin thing. Her nose does look kind of jacked up, though. Maybe she could use some saline gel or something.
6. Posted by Raider on March 6, 2006 9:36 AM
I LOVE LINDSAY!
7. Posted by The Devil on March 6, 2006 9:39 AM
Freckles on one, freaky makeup on the other...count me in!
8. Posted by Otto on March 6, 2006 9:43 AM
It's a bitch putting make-up on in the car...especially when your high. Believe me, I know.
9. Posted by ESQ on March 6, 2006 9:44 AM
That girl needs a make-up artist stat.
10. Posted by gossipmonger on March 6, 2006 9:45 AM
Ahh the internet... The easiest and fastest way for the young and not- that-talented to make sure their names/faces are on our minds daily.
11. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on March 6, 2006 9:50 AM
Here's the obligatory:
I'd hit it. Both at the same time.
12. Posted by dannyzuko on March 6, 2006 10:02 AM
LinLo can come snort lines off my stomach any times she wants. And by the looks of her nose in every pic posted on the internet, I'd better get it ready. She doesnt look like the type to pass up on free blow.
13. Posted by biggutonenut on March 6, 2006 10:07 AM
Those girls have done so much cocaine that richard pryor is trying to drunk dial them for a score from beyond the grave.
If lindsay Lohan really wants hit paydirt she needs to set up an ebay auction for plastic surgeons to see who can bid the highest for the opportunity to bill her for fixing her nose after the cocaine collapses it into michael jackson land
14. Posted by Swordman on March 6, 2006 10:19 AM
Wow get that girl to a salon fast!
15. Posted by Balcky on March 6, 2006 10:27 AM
someone needs to warn la lohan about the dangers of standing too close to a bad case of pink eye.
16. Posted by RTH on March 6, 2006 10:30 AM
I didn't know LL knew David Bowie...
17. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 6, 2006 10:58 AM
Why is the other one dressed like a lumberjack. Is grunge making a comeback already?
18. Posted by wildchildintn on March 6, 2006 11:04 AM
The girl on the right kinda favors Mandy Moore...only not as pretty...
19. Posted by Dtbb on March 6, 2006 11:05 AM
Isn't the other girl Flower? Wow.
20. Posted by sugarbuzz on March 6, 2006 11:13 AM
Lindsay is a dimwit attention whore and the other chick looks like Fergie on Xtasy and Shrooms except even uglier. I wouldn't bang either one of them with someone else's junk. To G'damn annoying after the nut...
21. Posted by Evangelia on March 6, 2006 11:23 AM
#12...but really...who WOULD pass up free blow?
i never do, which is why people try to fool me all the time, offering me powdered laundry detergent and such.
needless to say, my nostrils are clean as a whistle. i bet lindsay's are too.
22. Posted by senin on March 6, 2006 11:24 AM
Her children will be so proud of her. Here's a pic of Mommy cloked out and here's another and another- that is if she is able to reproduce once she lays off the partying...
23. Posted by PandoraKnight on March 6, 2006 11:25 AM
I'm sorry, which one is supposed to be LL jacked up on coke?
24. Posted by Becky on March 6, 2006 11:25 AM
Is that Mary Kate or Ashley with Lindsay?!?!?
25. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 6, 2006 11:52 AM
Wow, I was away from the internet all weekend and when I get to work on Monday, this is what I get? Three articles about the Academy Awards, which nobody watches except for gay cowboys, and a picture of Lindasy Lohan with Bjork's cousin. Seriously, I expect more when I'm using my valuable slacking-off time. Did I say slacking off? I think I'm at the wrong site...
26. Posted by dannyzuko on March 6, 2006 12:09 PM
Evangelia , I've got yours here too, honey...LinLo may not wanna share though. Would you be willing to, I dunno, say, jello-wrestle her for it all?
27. Posted by JoshSpazJosh on March 6, 2006 12:14 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8900458
. . .her Myspace profile. . .?
It looks/sounds like her, at least telling by the comment thread on the source page.
28. Posted by dannyzuko on March 6, 2006 12:19 PM
JoshSpazJosh , other than this part in "her" profile, huh?
Male
14 years old
29. Posted by CoJo on March 6, 2006 12:33 PM
Give it a rest already - why don't we just start calling this LindsayLohanNews.com instead of the Superficial...(YAWN!)
Yes. Lindsay is a vomiting coke-whore who likes to play lesbian sometimes when it's going to get her some press...so boring.
Welcome to L.A.!! Home of the vomiting fair-weather lesbian coke-whore!
30. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 6, 2006 12:53 PM
Hey Lindsay...you might want to invest in PHOTOSHOP so you can cover up those coke damaged nostrils. This pic does look old though...back when her hair was still a redish color and when she was "experimenting" with self tanner...nice orange skin Lindsay. But...from the recent pics posted of her...her nose looks the same. LOOKS LIKE LOHAN HAS BEEN SNORTING HAPPY POWDER FOR AWHILE NOW. At least now we know how she lost the weight so fast...
31. Posted by dogfoodfive on March 6, 2006 1:48 PM
She is on this site far, far too much. DIE Lindsay, PLEASE JUST DIE
32. Posted by AndreaSara on March 6, 2006 1:51 PM
I'll bet it's photoshopped, just like every single one of the other pictures she's got posted on her MySpace.
33. Posted by weetzie fawn on March 6, 2006 1:56 PM
Hi. Thats me in the picture with the awful eye makeup. This is really funny. I thought since y'all just love to talk about lins Id share the story on this picture. We all used to go out together and my mutual friends were her mutual friends bla bla bla. On my friends bday a group of us go to a thrift store and pick names from a hat and whoevers name you get has to dress the other person as badly as possible. Thats why Im wearing the hunters jacket. This was a late night shot snapped because people had told us we looked alike. This was 2 years ago. Visit me on myspace if you want, and dont be haters. Hollywood is just a bad set with a whole lotta awesome fake coursing through its blood.
34. Posted by gogoboots on March 6, 2006 2:13 PM
Her nose looks crusted over, coke does that to you. That girl looks like one of those 14 year olds on Myspace. Or is Lindsay at a rave? Take your pick.
35. Posted by Mr. Fritz on March 6, 2006 2:29 PM
When I first saw this photo, I thought to myself "Is that Lindsey with Jamie Lynn Spears?" I agree with some of the other posters, there are too many stories about LiLo.
36. Posted by Kimmie on March 6, 2006 2:33 PM
Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous.
Lindsay, these people are just losers that pick on everyone. Please know that we love you and everyone else is jealous.
37. Posted by dannyzuko on March 6, 2006 2:45 PM
Kimmie - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, and did I mention that was funny?
38. Posted by Mr. Fritz on March 6, 2006 2:51 PM
That girl looks like Britney Spears'little sister on acid. I agree, there are too many stories about LiLo and she should switch to something that you don't have to snort.
39. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 6, 2006 2:52 PM
Oh Kimmie (#36)...Thank you so much for posting that. I was having a bad day at work and that post made me laugh. It is because of your childish star envy rant that I am in a good mood now.
And your right...I am jealous...she can probably get coke a lot cheaper then I could. Damn Celebritys!!!
40. Posted by weetzie fawn on March 6, 2006 2:54 PM
PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?
41. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 6, 2006 2:55 PM
Oh...and I forgot to mention...that weetzie fawn girl that is in the pic...actually doesn't look half bad once you get all the pink shit off her face...
42. Posted by suzy on March 6, 2006 2:55 PM
she'll never learn
43. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on March 6, 2006 2:57 PM
weetzie fawn:
"PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?"
...said the girl who is posting on the superficial.com.
Moron...
44. Posted by gogoboots on March 6, 2006 3:05 PM
Kimmie that's so sweet of you to defend your friend, but Linds a mess! Natch tho, when you're 19 and famous you'll be a mess till you're almost 30. Sometimes even longer!
45. Posted by A2Bcom on March 6, 2006 3:05 PM
HAHA the other girl looks like she had a fight with some bad eye shadow and lost! LOL!
46. Posted by gogoboots on March 6, 2006 3:07 PM
weetzie how could you let your friends do that to you? do you still hang out with lindsay now that she's all coursing with the hollywood fake shit?
47. Posted by The Lazy Asian on March 6, 2006 3:09 PM
Lindsay actually looks semi-healthy in this picture. Which means it's definitely not a recent photo.
48. Posted by gogoboots on March 6, 2006 3:17 PM
Yeah she has more color in her skin and her eyes don't look so palid with hunger...
49. Posted by gogoboots on March 6, 2006 3:22 PM
isnt it weird how Lindsay looks like she has boobs then doesn't?
Example: (flat as a washboard)
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity2/image_full/1818/
50. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 6, 2006 3:28 PM
"Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous."
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
I want to be a bonerack mole covered coke-snortin' Olive-Oyle. I'm soooooooo jealous.
Nevermind female doctors and nurses, scientists, therapists who rehabilitate accident victims, neurosugeons, cancer research workers, teachers, human rights activists, and great female literary figures, and even stay-at-home moms, BECAUSE LINDSAY LOHAN, STAR OF HERBIE FULLY LOADED, IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
51. Posted by little_miss_perfect on March 6, 2006 5:03 PM
I wonder if weetzie fawn (other girl in pic w/ lindsay) has a story that explains why she has a photo of herself in her underwear, green-screened next to a giraffe??????
(If you click on the above photo it allows you to view the other pics)
52. Posted by derekd on March 6, 2006 5:27 PM
Switch to weed? Thats like telling a heroin addict to switch to coffee. TOTALLY DIFFERENT BUZZ! That is for sure a coked up nose without a doubt.
53. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 6, 2006 6:43 PM
I don't give a fuck what Lohan does just keep her away from my godamn blow.
54. Posted by MeganHarris on March 6, 2006 7:18 PM
I want to be lindsay's friend on myspace. Oh wait. I don't have an account anymore.
55. Posted by Ing on March 6, 2006 9:52 PM
I think its pathetic and sad that someone that used to have potential in movies at such a young age could turn out to be a drug fucked coked up tryhard. If this is her at 19 imagine her head at 30..sad that money can buy u coke but not class..
56. Posted by gossipgirl on March 6, 2006 10:27 PM
Maybe Tara Reid can borrow the "mask" of the girl on the right while she is robbing other celebrities of their gift bags. And I bet she would think no one would know it was her.
57. Posted by Kimmie on March 6, 2006 11:54 PM
Go ahead and try to hurt me, but I am a nobody just like you. People like Lindsay and Jennifer Aniston are above us all and something for us to dream of being. Your thoughts can't hurt them because they walk in God's special light for special and perfect people.
If you want to pick on somebody, why don't you go pick on child molesters or photographers that are mean are hurtful to make money
58. Posted by debbies on March 7, 2006 3:58 AM
hrm it seems like its just me, but the pink ugly girl just looks like lindsay lohan but paler and more pink and crimpy.... like some sort of wax figure at madame tussaudes or whatever the fuck it is.... gross.
lindsay lohan her self is actually looking okayish in this picture, which makes a nice change... must be old...
59. Posted by sausage on March 7, 2006 4:11 AM
I actually know the girl on the right! This picture was on her myspace profile a year and a half ago. I believe I was even there when this picture was taken (at former Lohan-den Nacional), back when Lohan was with Fez and was much cuter. Ah, the good-ol' days...
60. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 7, 2006 12:23 PM
cocaine is a hell of a drug indeed...
61. Posted by veronica on March 7, 2006 1:33 PM
"Go ahead and try to hurt me, but I am a nobody just like you. People like Lindsay and Jennifer Aniston are above us all and something for us to dream of being. Your thoughts can't hurt them because they walk in God's special light for special and perfect people"
wow... touching... you OBVIOUSLY know lindsay and jennifer, as well as all celebrities, so well to say that they're so much better than us. i have a question: how long did it take you to get your face out of their asses and manage to stumble onto this site to spit out your irrational, ridiculous views on celebrities? seriously... COME ON! You've got to be either a moron or a 10 year old girl to say some dumb crap like that...
and god's special light? special light of what? does it sprinkle crack and acid all over the person it lights? if so... i am so in... lol
62. Posted by veronica on March 7, 2006 1:34 PM
p.s. i wouldn't just pick on child molestors pedophiles... i'd stab them.
63. Posted by veronica on March 7, 2006 1:38 PM
we make fun of celebrities because they do stupid damn things to themselves that they know is wrong, yet they do it anyway for attention. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!! jesus, that was a stupid thing to say. you can't compare retarded celebrities who take total advantage of their fame and fuck it all with the shit they do to themselves with horrific, digusting people like child molestors.
64. Posted by cazz on March 7, 2006 5:10 PM
Haha Kimmie, #57 - '...why don't you go pick on child molesters...' - haha like MICHAEL JACKSON the kiddie-fiddler???
How do you like them apples??
You're a Fruitcake. An absolute clueless twat.
Good point #50.
65. Posted by Ari on March 7, 2006 8:26 PM
Isn't that the android from BLADERUNNER? Now this explains a lot about Ms. Lohan...
66. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 9:25 PM
Wow, her fuckin' nostrils.....Oh did I mention that I LOVE MY NEW D.S.L.!!!!!
67. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 9:37 PM
"People like Lindsay and Jennifer Aniston are above us all and something for us to dream of being."
OK Kimmie, you insufferable cooze, NO ONE is above you or me or any of us. Unless it's your third uncle and he is above you as you blow him. Otherwise, you stupid twat, get a grip and stop idolizing carbon-based life-forms. Idiot!
I dream of being me, Tha Bug, and that's it.
68. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 9:37 PM
"People like Lindsay and Jennifer Aniston are above us all and something for us to dream of being."
OK Kimmie, you insufferable cooze, NO ONE is above you or me or any of us. Unless it's your third uncle and he is above you as you blow him. Otherwise, you stupid twat, get a grip and stop idolizing carbon-based life-forms. Idiot!
I dream of being me, Tha Bug, and that's it.
69. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 9:38 PM
Cazz, you said twat too. I didn't even notice. I LIKE you!
70. Posted by ionca on March 8, 2006 8:58 AM
i feel your pain, lindsay.
i'm a skinny, waif-like bitch like yourself. okay, i'm not.
71. Posted by xmarcelax on March 8, 2006 4:49 PM
true about the noistrils
and this picture is old, she still had her her own hair and was chubby
eeeeeew
72. Posted by xmarcelax on March 8, 2006 4:53 PM
#49
i think her boobs are air-filled, one day she wants them, the other day she doesnt.. than she wants them again
really. whats wrong with her boobs???????
73. Posted by NaughtyBits74 on March 10, 2006 10:02 AM
So is "cocaine" the new diet phase in Hollywood? What the hell happened to this kid?