Mar 16 2006Kimberly Stewart shows her underwear

lol. "The only men in this world who are turned on by women in thongs, are men who still believe in their heads that chicks don't go to the bathroom. Get your shitrag outta my face, lady! Why don't you wear a pair of used tampons as earrings, while you're at it!"

I don't necessarily agree with that per se, it's still funny.

She looks like the abominable snowman in summer. Yikes.

I guess iv'e officially gotten old because she does nothing for me.

A day in the life of celebrity wannabe Kimberly Stewart; oh god let someone please photograph my thong. Papa is so proud Kim. Tell me, how does it feel to know that you'll never get out of Paris Hilton's shadow?

remember that rock n roll urban legend when rod stewart had to have his stomach pumped cause it was so full of jizz?...yeah, i bet that happens to kimberly some day.

Urggh

I wonder if Paris gave her herpes or if it was the other way around. She's nasty as hell either way.

Im sure she introduces herself as "Hi, Im Kim, Rod Stewarts daughter and I'm friends with Paris Hilton"

#7 spot on, spot on.

lol #7.
And the bouncer of the club says "Who the fuck is Rob Stewart?"

If you're going to wear a low-rise pants, for pity's sake, GET SOME LOW-RISE THONGS!!! Proves that just because you have money, doesn't mean you can't dress like trailer trash.

Arrrrgh! I CAN'T STAND HER! WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?! She's pure trash and her hairline starts so far back from her brows that she should rent her forehead as ad space.

I thought only whitetrash Britney Spears wannabees wore regular thongs with super low rise pants. I thought this stupid whore fashion trend was over, now some daughter of a terribly untalented singer is doing it. I'd like to say, at least get a thong that matches your outfit, if you're going to intentionally show it off. UGH!

Paris got herpes from borrowing this girl's thong. Nobody told her that even if all the semen, sweat and urine are "dry," you can still catch it.

If she was showing off an attractive thong I wouldn't mind, but she's not. She's showing off an ugly one. This makes me think that she has no sense of style and further makes me think she is just no better than white trash.

With regard to seeing ROd Steward in a man-thong, I think that would be hilarious.

Those look like period panties...

#4 and #7 LOL!!!!! Nice.

I didn't know thongs were still in. Ladies I gotta tell you, I know you think that you look hot in your lowrise jeans with the thong showing when you leave the house at 9pm, but I can't tell you how shitty the same outfit looks at last call when you're wasted.

lol #16, so true, when I'm wasted I just don't care and I'm sure it looks all sloppy. Oh well.

another classless ho. I tend to see a lot of these anus riding thongs that creep up on women who wear those ill fitting jeans. Makes them look quite unsexy and unsanitary.

I am sort of hoping that terrorist sleeper cells will awake to and go target these unfamous celebs and blow them up. The world will be a better place with out them.

I'm assuming the pants turned bile green only AFTER they made contact with Kimberly Stewart's ass.

thats hot.

Give me a pillow case.
And I'd hit it.

I thought we were done with thongs? This picture makes me long for a tucks soothing pad. Put out that fire, Kim.

What's that grey pointy thing? Is that her skinny tit? Her deflated possum teat? What is that? And jeezoz, this girl always needs to have SOMETHING in her mouth, is that it?

If you look closely, it say 2005...

Remember...gentlemen prefer blondes.

Give the girl a break....I mean, haven't we all shown a little ass crack once in a while?

Do gentlemen also prefer grimey, crunchy, cocaine platinum coifs? She looks like Kirsten Dunst's crack addicted ghost.

doesn't anyone else feel the need to grab that thong and pull up for half an hour or so?

I'd hit it........... if I were blind and had no sense of smell.

I'd hit it.................. if it were in the middle of the road.

I want to see her fall of of that motorcycle again.

***errrr...I mean 'off'

It never fails to amaze me just how classy celebs really are. Even ones that are just famous for nothing like Kimmy here... I wonder when shes like..old and wearing the Depends if shes be showin those too...?

two words- atomic wedgie!!

What is it with these no-butt women showing off their "no-butt". It sickens me.

wait since when did people not wear thongs anymore....i still wear them so i dont have panty-lines which are such a fashion fauz pas. the problem is if you let them show like some common ghetto/trashy hooker on the street.

What? Does she think she is a rapper now, maybe we should call her Lil Ice Kim. geezz

hat's wrong with her tit, the nipple's all misshapen??!?! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Here's the video of her falling off the motorcycle

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94mGl-aEK0E

#22 - 'I thought we were done with thongs'

Thongs are passe? What's next? What's the next level in underwear fashion? Two crackers tied together with a piece of string?

She looks like the party/cocaine trashed hobo version of Paris Hilton. Does she have hobo-style Herpes too?

Thongs are out, boy shorts are in. No panty lines, sexy if you have a nice body, and no ass-skin rubbing off against a thong:

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSPTYBOYZZZ&cgnbr=OSPTYBOYZZZ&rfnbr=1926

Irck!

Is she an albino?

Paris Hilton + Kim Stewart = a match made in heaven

Who wants to be the first to say they would kick this girl in the cunt?

#40
Yes they are passe. Unsanitary,sometimes very uncomfortable, and genuinely unflattering. See post 42. Crackers and string? Yeah.

One word: Bronzer.

Cars keys? That's a turd!!!

FUGLY

if she wasn't near that nice car, i would've thought she was homeless. UGH-if those poor thongs could talk... =(

who?

I guess I have no taste at all since I think that is relatively hot. It looks like she has large potential for the ugly from other angles, but I've never seen any other pictures of her so I wouldn't know for sure.

Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.

Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she's just trying to keep up.

Nothing wrong with a cute low-rise thong sticking out of some cute low-rise jeans. Not the whole thing, mind you, but just the very top.

Kimberly just looks trashy, but she does hang out with Paris Hilton, so maybe she's just trying to keep up.

Uhhh...shouldn't she have boobs or something...?

How come so many girls say they wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, yet they're okay with showing the actual panties themselves hanging over the pants? Makes no damn sense!

The worst part is when (some) girls wear thongs to avoid showing panty lines, but the thongs reveal the cellulite all over their asses. Call me old-fashioned if you must, but I'd rather see a panty line than cellulite or other various and sundry bulges and jiggly bits.

KimStew looks like a stripper at 6 in the morning, just rushing to get home already and get some sleep.

she
has
no ass!

option: show pantylines or scrub thong with nasty old toothbrush to get rid of nasty old turd stain...

give me pantylines any day.

that's shhexy!!! XD

I think I'd turn into a silly whore too, if my Dad was the guy that sang "Do ya think I'm sexy"...

Well, I reaaaaaaaaaaally just need to bring to light something that I noticed in this picture. I really don't think anyone has yet (tho I didn't read all comments)

Look b/w her legs, at her crotch....notice the discoloration smack between her legs, dark? looking like its sorta dripping? Yes. I would say either she started to piss herself, OR....well, her feminine products are NOT working

Rod Stewart sure passed on his ugly genes to this one.

That might be nice is she had an actual ass. I'd still hit it though...ALL NIGHT LONG!

Ugh, I was away for a few days and came back to this story? She is fugly, and I don't care what the definition is to other posters. Her father was butt ugly and it's obvious he passed it on to her. She has to do stupid ho things like that to stay in the spotlight. I am getting more and more irritated by celebrities lately and wonder if there's anyone talented left. I guess you just need to be like Paris Hilton and act like a skank to get noticed.

total tranny.

Just plain ol' nasty...

Just when I thought no one could out-skank Paris Hilton...

Can we all say....Whale Tale...

errr... Tail

Needs to work on color matching maybe?

I'm so sorry I wasn't there, that was a sweet situation for a thermonuclear super atomic wedgie.

yeah yeah I never got out of high school.

wow..yuck.. she has a belt and she should definitly use it. like holy thick enough thong. ouch,i feel bad for her ass crack. and whats with the skin, she doesnt have enough money to go tanning cuz she spent it on the cocaine?yikes.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug :)

Does anyone else think that she looks like a slightly retarted version of Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers? Anyone..

retarded. Sorry

wait, is that human being ? because ... damn, as fas as i knew, human beings are supposed to have an ass

Why is this "dregs from a condom" even news? She's Rod Stewarts daughter? That's the same as being Aaron SPellings daughter. Don't mean dick. What a usesless waste of skin. And can someone tell me why these no-assed white girls want the world to glare at their non-existent nether parts?

#75 yes i remember. And ESQ, I'll kick her in the cunt.

oh man what a load of schoolboy bitches! you people are so lame

if you don't like it then just ignore it.. why the fuck are you whining on message boards. Get a life?

its not like she was doing a photoshoot, this is paparazzi perv-material

leave the girl alone, im sure she doesnt bitch about you

dont look at her face. but what a great shot. all girls with a nice rear should flont it. if you cant, then loose some weight. look america, we are (you are) getting fater each year, do something about it. hot is hot and fat is fat. put a bag over her face and she is HOT.