Mar 24 2006Kevin Smith tells really filthy secrets

Dogma SUCKED!

Hey Nicole, try not to suck any dick walking across the parking lot.....what a whore that one is!!!!!!

She sucked 37 dicks... In a row?

I call BS.

Snoochie-boochie!

That's not Kevin Smith in that pic. That's that other guy. Erstwhile sidekick.

I call BS.

Snoochie-boochie! Snoogins!

Sorry about the double post - I got an error message.

#5 - The story isn't about Kevin - it's about Jason - hence the picture.

I have always wondered if she could stoop any lower than fucking DJ AM, then she fucked Steve-O. Now she has fucked Jason Mewes. Although I love the guy and think he's hilarious, I'm pretty sure fucking him has got be somewhere near the bottom of the totem pole, closer to the middle of the earth. But good for him, because we can all agree fucking Nicole Ritchie is way better than doing heroin. Yea, right.

It wasn't Nicole Ritchie, he just wandered on to the set of Dark Crystal 2 when he was really stoned and picked up one of Jim Henson's "evil troll" puppets and started masterbating. I guess someone saw him and made a natural mistake in assuming it was Nicole. Drugs can ruin your reputation like that.

Anything for good ole' Kev to regain his street credit again.

Maybe he can remake everything after Mallrats and join Lucas in a circle jerk ;)

I hope she didn't try to snowball him. Big up's to Jay. To bad he didn't knock her up just so we could watch her mis-carry from lack of nutrition.

junkie love

Yeah this conversation took place at the University of Texas, in Austin. He was a real potty mouth.

Yeah this conversation took place at the University of Texas, in Austin. He was a real potty mouth.

No way Mewes is going for any of that snowball stuff.
So he banged a new fusilli like creature.
But she used to be human.

Rock on Jay, rock on.

Why doesnt he have his own stories to tell?

Why would Mewes even say he came in 30 seconds? Even I have to lie and say I went a minute in a half...geez..

Man. What comes over famous people? What makes them think that the average person wants to hear about all of their nasty exploits? I, for one, could have gone the rest of my life without the mental image of Nicole Richie and Snoochie Boochies guy bustin a move in a bathroom.

Nicole Richie is slutty is basically the point of his story.

Ummm, newsflash Jason.....we knew that.

Hahaha, I meant Kevin.

Uhm, I still think Kevin Smith is a pretty cool guy. It's not like anyone DOESNT believe she had sex with Jason Mewes. And guys talk about their friends having sex all the time. I didnt really like how this article was worded AGAINST Kevin Smith. I think it should've given him more cool points, if anything, for calling out Nicole Ritchie for being a whore. But whatev.

V-O-M-I-T.

Sick. I want to poke my eyes out just for reading that. UGH.

#9 - oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

That made me laugh out loud. Nice work.

Did this happen when she was fat or after she discovered the great gift that is making yourself vomit?

doesn't having sex with Nicole Richie constitute as falling off the 'rehab wagon'? I mean, her vagina juice is probably laced with enough blow to give any joyrider a nice lil buzz

Jay is soooooooooooo hot.. i'd totally hit that. Over and over and over again...

I have a couple of comments.
A) Why the f*ck doesn't my school get Kevin Smith to come? Show Western Kentucky University some love Silent Bob.

B) Why are all these people doubting that Jay f*cked Nicole Richie? I mean if Kevin had said that Jay had bumped uglies with Scarlett Johanson or Reese Witherspoon or something, I could see people doubting that, but come on. If I was out somewhere I could probably do Nicole Richie, and I have none of the mad Jedi skills of the bluntman. If for no other reason she had sex with him so she could brag about it to Paris, who would then make a vain attempt to hook up with Silent Bob and the go home and make herself a peanut butter and crack sandwich.
C) Clerks II, biznatches!

Snoochie boochies

If Paris did Nicole (what a thought) then does Jason Mewes have the giving-gift too? I'm busy constructing one of those "situation maps" (think of Stephen Rea's character's cop office in 'V for Vendetta') a big white board with the Pink Pustule at the center, and lines running out to Paris the Greek, Stavros, Nicole, Nicky (yikes!), Lindsey (and from her back to Nicky and Paris' mom via Bruce) .....

Its a kind of Kevin Bacon game. Now, how would you link Josh into the diagram, and does it explain why Scarlet is pissed? Alternatively, triple-chocolate-fudge-dipped-brownie points if you can ink in Kevin and any Brit politician via a Scottish golf course masseuse (who we will just call McAnon).

Actually, Jason Mewes was with Paris Hilton, too... Google his name, you'll see.

True or not, I think it is wrong to talk shit about your friends. I also thought Kevin was the more together one of the two. But to hear him talk shit like that I think is just wrong. Besides who would want to admit she fucked Jay.

#28-
so basically what you are saying is Jason Mewes has herpes?

#28- so basically what you are saying is jason mewes has herpes

What in the heck kind of "school" was he at giving that kind of "talk"...? geez...

-ABT

#33 - Kevin tours colleges and talks about... random... stuff. He even has a semi-boring DVD out showcasing several of those tours and his discussions. That being said, I believe Kevin completely. Why? Because it's just gross enough to be true. Jason is just THAT nasty. AND so is she.
And why is it so hard for some of you to believe Nicole & Jason fucked? Seriously? Is this your first time on the site? Look, the truth is Nicole is just like a half degree less skanky than Paris Hilton. And "hollywood" people fuck around ALL THE TIME. Just the way it is.

Given the choice of banging Nicole or being a heroin junkie.... hmmmm... heroin's not THAT bad, right????

wonder if he thinks she's a MILF????

Kevin Smith, 1996 called, they want their money back for mallrats.

Kevin Smith, 1996 called, they want their money back for mallrats.

The idea of Nicole Ritchie sitting on some guy's lap while he's on a toilet, skirt hiked up, wearing a pair of stilettoes, jizz running down her back, both repulses and arouses me.

Okay, maybe I'm overthinking it.

oh she's such a slut, even so, no one can split apart the heterosexual life partners Jay and Silent Bob.

snoooogens.

Mewes who?

Actually got to do some shots with Jason at a buddy's bar. Pretty nice guy, if a bit strung out. He also had a pretty nice little harem by the end of the night, so I'd definitely agree that he probably popped Nicole.

One thing puzzles me, though. How is it that K. Smith has the two of them having sex on a toilet and he doesn't even mention the term "Blumpkin"? I thought he was supposed to be sort of a vulgarity gourmet!

#13, this wasn't at UT-Austin, it was at the University of Pennsylvania (I'd know, I was in the front row). Hee larious.

And although I'm not sure if K-Smith does in fact masturbate to Hitler, he did mention that as long as Hitler liked one of his movies, he'd think "hey, that guy's not so bad!"

#35, Nicole Ritchie used to BE a heroin junkie, so I'm not sure those are viable options.

I'm just upset he didn't save that load for her face. 30 seconds?!?! No wonder he was on dope.

"Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay & Silent Bob) used to be a hardcore heroin addict but when he officially cleaned up a few years ago he started getting way more ass"

Surely the most important factor, is that Jay dragged himself out of addiction. No small feat, and good for him getting more ass in the process. Bonus.

Mewes has 3 years sobriety and thats what you trogladytes gotta say? How about, "good for you" oir "you banged her too."

But somehow a story about a guy whose life is turned around is nothing, and premature ejaculation is a story.

It consoles me to know if your dad's had pulled a Jay, I wouldn't even have to respond to most of you tards.

Adam

#43 - "this wasn't at UT-Austin, it was at the University of Pennsylvania (I'd know, I was in the front row). Hee larious."

Jeez the Ivy League's REALLY gone downhill if this is what constitutes a guest lecturer. I'm sure it was connected to one of those liberal studies survey courses they have now titled something like "The Heroin Addict and the Slut: Examining World Politics and Gender Dichotomies through the Lens of Hollywood Has Been's."

Please - could this have been taken anymore out of context?
Perhaps you should have listened to the full 30 minute story before posting this crap. Then maybe you would have got the true message which is how proud Kevin is of his best friend for having the strength and courage to drag himself out of a life threatening addiction.
Well done Jay and well done Kevin.

#49 - You've got a little something on your lips there that you might want to wipe off - it looks like a bit of gold-plated feces from kissing so much celebrity ass.

"secretly masturbates to Hitler." I don't know. This sounds more like a Freudian slip by the author then a statement of fact. And where the hell did the mention of Hitler come from? The Author of this article needs to get a life and get some tail himself so he/she can loosen up. Just do us all a favor and wear a condom so there is no chance of your dumb prude ass having retarded offsprings.

Oh God that is gross. I kinda want to puke all over nicole richies back. And how cum he shot his load all over her back any way? surely it would have been more degrading to aim it at her face?

http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Some of you are complete idiots. Kevin Smith tours the country doing Q&A sessions for hours (sometimes WITH Mewes) and, as was mentioned, used this as a sidebar to a much longer story - you people act like he held a press conference to announce "Shoot it on Nicole Richie's Back Day."

Big deal.

I agree with # 41. The last time I heard of Mewes - I had a cat.
- I guess he wasn't silent after all. He was actually saying "Giggity giggity. Giggity Giggity"
- Nicole's dad warned of this type of thing happening in his song 'Once, Twice, Three Times , A Ho'

You know, if I knew being trashy could get you famous (read: Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes) I would have done it a long time ago. Damnit.

#52 - It's easy to miss when the bitch is that small.

and # 53 - you mean there ISN'T a "Shoot it on Nicole Richie's Back Day" ?? But it was the day I looked forward to most on my calendar. I feel robbed!

Hey, I got a good idea...why not mention the fact that Mr. Mewes has been clean & sober for around 3 years now, the guy came back from the depths of hell and is willing to go around and tell his story to help others. Maybe that'd add credibility to this trashy e-zine.

http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=233

He's got a point, and this is old news. And I totally think the guy that posted up there is Kevin

for real, nicole richie is so fucking hot right now. i love super skinny girls.

WOW I hope that story is true, 'cause it's awesome. Nicole Richie is a big slut who lets dudes shoot cum on her back, now that's HOT!
Rylie, The guy posted up there is NOT Kevin, who is a fat dude, that is Jason Mewes who's in most of his dumb movies. I think he's Jay, Silent Bob is Kevin.

I meant the guy who posted above me.. #58. I know tho the guy in the picture is.. I have all the movies!

Your quite the Hypocrite, you take a 5 minute anecdote out of a 3&1/2 plus hour Q&A session and focus on the dirt.
It was a small part of the larger story about his friend getting his shit together, HE was being real, sometimes that includes dirt, YOU are the gossip, I guess that's why your article is on a site called "The Superficial"

Man, you are a genius.

Been following the site for quite a while and its brilliant! :)

#48 lol, right on brotha

And another thing for all you homeboys. I know that this has been dicussed to death in our society, but I have to say it one more time. I'm effin sick and tired of girls, who like to have sex, being called whores, while skanks like Mewes are patted on the back for sticking their 2 inch dicks in any hole available. The guys that have slept with Paris or Nicole, have no doubtedly had the same amount or more sexual partners than P & N, except I never hear a peep out of you about the man whores.

#58 Bucky Pants & #63 Pat from moonwhatever:
Go away.

Well St.Minutia, you certainly told me!

...I just hope I can someday recover from your thoughtful and acerbic retort!

Is gossip all you people think about? Jason Mewes had a very hard and difficult struggle with heroin, and you focus on sex. That just goes to show how shallow and simple minded many people are. It's not like all Kevin Smith talked about was Jason Mewes sex life. If you're gonna report a story, report the whole story. Hear Kevin Smith's side: www.silentbobspeaks.com

yeah, hi #68... welcome to the Superficial... it's kinda like not really real news, only fun gossipy stuff we can mock in our daily, and perhaps sometimes boring lives.... If we can't make fun of a former heroin junkie bangin' some skanky ho, then well, I guess life is over....

PAPA I think Nicole fucking Jason Mewes was like the top of the three you mentioned. At least he's funny to watch. She could do worse and she has. Oh and he did make out with Shnnon Elizabeth in Jay and Silent Bob's movie. Not Baaaad!

#68, are you a recovering addict? We can smell our own, you know. Lighten the eff up. no one is here to give JM accolades for staying clean. We're all here to be superfish fucks, well I know I am.

#71
Why don't you lighten the eff up? Who the eff do you think you are? Yeah, you are a real eff.

You make me want to puke.

Sweet, I can't wait for the story on Mewes givin Paris the "Hot Carl."

Brilliant!

How lame... the dude was there, talking about how Jason Mewes has been clean and sober from Heroin addiction for almost 3 years and all you can focus on was him having a bathroom fling with Nicole Ritchie? Get your priorities straight man. Also, Kevin isn't "making up stories". Gee, if he was, don't you think there would be a lot of irate people out there if they were fake? Nope, there isn't? Why, because he doesn't sugar-coat and he doesn't BS. Deal with it.

I just think its messed up how people want to focus on the gossip, and skip the important part, the dude is clean and sober from HEROIN ADDICTION! almost 3 YEARS and counting! Doesn't that count for anything?

#74 Good god man! It's not like Mewes discovered the cure for cancer. He just stoped using a drug that HE chose to use in the first place. Wow, what an accomplishment, maybe someone could give me some kind of award for quiting red meat!

*shakes head* way to oversimplify something and make getting over an addiction that KILLS PEOPLE into something so trivial. Yay team you.

Re: Riley comment #62. I'm not Kevin, when Kevin storms the boards he isn't under a fake name, just go on his site or aintitcool.com sometime and see for yourself. Just someone who is happy enough with their own life so that I don't have to make a life of celebrating when celebrities hit their rock bottom. I'd rather celebrate Jason Mewes for his achievements especially considering he's the genuine article. I go to his appearances and Mewes talks to his fans and supporters on the same level as he does a celebrity, and that's as real as it gets. And personally knowing that makes me all the more happy for him overcoming his struggle. He's a good guy who overcame great odds, so why applaud that rather than being the first person to heckle someone while they are down?

Last line should read:
He's a good guy who overcame great odds, so why NOT applaud that rather than being the first person to heckle someone while they are down?

God, what's with Smith sending his minions over here?

I love how he's totally outraged at his story of his BFF's Heroic Conquering of Heroin being minimalised without his permission but he doesn't mind telling the world what a total slut and 'dork' he apparently thinks Nicole Richie is (if I were her, I'd be embarrassed to death to have nailed Roboto the Monotone wonder. Although she's probably had worse.) as if Mewes comes out as some modern day knight.

If Smith doesn't want people to focus on his friends fucking a celebrity in a public place, he could always...oh, I don't know, not tell us that they fuck celebrities in public?

And while I never usually agree with Olichka, big frigging deal if Mewes stopped using heroin. Plenty of people haven't started in the first place, which is a slightly more impressive accomplishment. I doubt anyone put a gun to his head to make him start.

He had the CHOICE to start doing heroin. Guess he never heard that it's addictive and can kill you. The only thing he 'overcame' is his own stupidity. 'White-washing' Nicole's back while on the crapper...now that's heroic!

Some of you out there might want to check out dlistcelebrityasslicker.com

Or maybe hooray!you'renotasmackheadanymore.com

But that may be too complicated, since you can't seem to grasp the concept that thesuperficial.com is SUPERFUCKINGFICIAL.

Hey Bucky Pants, keep your pants on! I merely thought you *might* be him because what you said sounds exactly like what he wrote in his blog. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'll try harder not to suck next time.

Bucky Pants - Right on, brother, you actually brought a tear to my eye. I've seen the light! We SHOULD applaud people rather than heckling them while they're down - especially celebrities because they've had such hard, difficult lives and have overcome obstacles that would stop the rest of us dead in our tracks. From this point on, I swear to read the tabloids with a grain of salt and REALLY reflect on the story BEHIND the stories of celebrity gossip, try to see things from THEIR perspectives, really look past all of the red carpet B.S. and truly FEEL for the celebrities and what they must be going through. As God is my witness - I will never be hungry again for superficial celebrity gossip.

BTW - you're lame.

why are idiots saying the superficial and its posters are the ones who have "trivialized" kicking a heroin habit? didn't kevin smith do so in the first place by saying all this shite in public? maybe we should change the sites name to KevinSmithIsjJustAsSuperficialAsTheSuperficial.com

and stop defending him. his movies (save clerks) sucked and his store is lame and mewes is a nobody. yr not even defending prominent celebrities, just flaming a "gossipy e-zine". i hope yr pround of yrselves.

To bad the author of the story can't find any current gossip to report on. Newsflash- Clinton get head in Oval Office!!!!

It seems that anyone who is standing up for mewes, is getting banned. i hate censorship of this kind. if you cant handle peoples views of something you reported dont report it. I suppose ill get an email soon telling me im banned. snoogins everyone.

why are you people all going apeshit defending Mewes? Because he might only be known for being Jay in Kevin Smith movies and prematurely ejaculating on Nicole Richie's back in the bathroom before she suddenly "became" famous for doing nothing but looking like a scarecrow? His two claims to fame are pretty lame, but it's a WHOLE lot better than being addicted to heroin! Or metamorphasizing from a woman to an 11 year old boy like Nicole has...

"And while I never usually agree with Olichka, big frigging deal if Mewes stopped using heroin. Plenty of people haven't started in the first place, which is a slightly more impressive accomplishment. I doubt anyone put a gun to his head to make him start."

It's more impressive to just say no in the beginning...

hmmm

Cause it certainly seems to me that it's alot harder to be ADDICTED to something and then have to learn to just say no....

I'm not sure how it's a bigger acomplishment to just never start, when it's the society norm. Congrats.. you followed the crowd

Now I'm not condoning heroin use.. not at all, it's a drug that can change a person and I personally hate what it's done to people that I've grown up with that have made the bad decision to start.

But honestly.. saying that it's a bigger acomplishment to never start when comparing starting and THEN STOPPING is ridiculous

Not starting in the first place takes alot less will power... simply because it is considered such an evil drug and because turning down heroin is not something that is frowned upon. HOWEVER AFTER making his bad mistake, to have to overcome the addiction and LEARN to be able to stay away from something that your mind and body craves.. that takes an enormous willpower.. willpower that some of my high school friends have not had

I'm not gonna sit here and just listen to you denounce the fact that ALTHOUGH he made a bad decision (something all humans do) he managed to over come an obstable of addiction that I have seen PERSONALLY claim 3 people I used to call childhood friends without opening my mouth

They are dead, and they cannot claim that they won the battle with addiction. My friends were not people that followed the crowd, they were people that had to learn their own mistakes for themselves ...something that I know ALOT of people can claim as a personality trait. Maybe not necessarily with drugs, but with other aspects of their lives.... and for you to cast judgement on Mewes outrages me simply because he had the willpower to do something that my friends did not

Something that ALOT of herion users cannot do... Some of them might move on to Methadone, a more socially acceptable subsitute, but Mewes is an inspiration... He doesn't even smoke p0t anymore...

To go from the depths of hell that heroin can bring you to, to staying completely sober.. that is an accomplishment...

I'm sorry you judge an acomplishment differently than I do...

But to me an accomplishment is doing something people say you can't do... or something other people can't do...

And I'm sure alot of people thought Mewes couldn't kick the drug, and I KNOW that there are alot of people who can't stop herion...

So you sit here and be fascinated with his sex life, by all means.. but don't EVEN start throwing stones at him for his heroin use that he OVERCAME despite ALL ODDS

Because that is spitting in the face of everyone who HAS managed to quit... not just Mewes, but EVERYONE that has a success story against heroin..

The story is of course complete rubbish. Typical of a former celebrity like Kevin Smith to resort to something like this to get some media coverage to remind people he's still alive.

Hey, Nicole Richie has the IQ of a garden snail, but come on, even Jason Mewes' mother doesn't know he's a celebrity. It'd be like Richie grabbing the janitor and sitting on his dick. Ok, so she's done that a few times -- she feels uneasy about it and refuses to ever do it again.

I mean ... Jason Mewes? Give me a break. Not even Nicole Richie thinks there's anything special about him.

In the bathroom?

Sounds like Clerks all over again...

This was clearly and intentionally taken out of context for sensationalism. The author knew for a fact that the incident in question was part of a larger story of recovery, and chose to charactarize the event and the telling of the event in a negative light, as evidenced by the 'hitler' jab at the end. What's it like knowing the guys at the Inquirer think you're beneath them? Pretty sad stuff.

#72, So go and puke.

I quit drugs and am in recovery, where's my goddamn medal. Guess what, I don't want one and chances are Jason doesn't want one either. So stop putting him on a pedestal for doing the right thing.

Mace,. you said it bro.

Anbd all you other bleeding hearts, if I want to hear sharing, I'll go to a fucking meeting. Otherwise quit yer bawling and let the rest of us continue to make light.

Thank you for letting me share. (HAHAHA)

POST NUMBER 93!!!!!

thanks for your live story man, now write a book about it on toilet paper - so it will actually serve some use in this world

Hey you Clerks !! Welcome to Earth. If you want 'empathy' and 'pathos' maybe join the Union, or stick to porn sites.
You don't see Hitler's friends and relatives e-mailing in comments because of the 'gay' connotation's in Superfish Posts - do you ? These people can take a hit - and don't worry about supposed 'damage to reputation.'
Learn to deal with it ! Celebrity has its baggage ! If your's is still lost - switch airlines !!

(ok - too many metaphors - I'm banned)

And the award for The Longest Post goes to Number 88, tiredofthebs...... Congratulations, 88... none of read the whole thing....

ie: Things could be a lot worse than reading this drivel. Wait until you're drafted for Iraq.
(You're right - I was saving #88 for just before bedtime)

hee hee, no way I could be drafted... I is a Canuckie, oh yes I is.....

Hmm... perhaps we could all use 88's post for those nights when insomnia strikes...

Anyone havin' a glass of wine? Cheers to you all...

Cheers as well. (cab-sav + HAPPY HOUR = shut up 'binky')

If she was sitting on top of him, how'd it get on her back?
What a conundrum.

43 I was actually the one that asked the question to prompt the Hitler responce...

I agree with most of the resonable people on this forum in saying that it was really a heart felt speech by Kevin about his good freind Mewes. It was very real. The story had funny parts such as this bit about Nicole Richie and about Jay's new addiction to a Lord of the Ring's game... but overall it was a really warm and emotional speech about his best freind... so I don't see why some person at Penn felt inclined to contact whoever or post this article...reminds me why I hate most Penn kids

Honestly, i joined the site just so i could comment on this article. This quote was taken completley out of context. It was a part of a long story about how Jason Mewes fought and won his battle with drugs, and has now been sober for three years, which is an incredible accomplishment if you ask me. Anyone who wants to know the REAL story (not an out of context quote from some college kid) should visit kevin smith's myspace page @ myspace.com/therealkevinsmith. I think this article is a severe misrepresentation of Smith and his loyalty to both his friends and his fans.

GO AWAY you Kevin Smith apologists! You are on the wrong website! Hey, I like Kevin Smith too. And I am happy that Jason Mewes kicked his habit. Great for both of them. But this ain't the place for playing nice. We are equal-opportunity here when it comes to making fun of everyone so take your toys and go home.

Like I said on Kevin's myspace, I don't think the site looked past Mewes' accomplishment, I just think it was more shocked at the fact that someone would actually admit to fucking Nicole Ritchie.

I don't understand why you people don't get it.

From the myspace linked above:

'I wouldn't be adverse to anyone wanting to pipe in on that thread on my or Jay's behalf.'

Oh, for pity's sake. Well done, Kevin Smith, you're in the illustrious company of Joe 'Who?' Rogan in the Celebrities Who Participate in Lame-Ass Flamewars.
He's kind of making me want to pipe up on Nicole Richie's behalf, since he (and his best friends at myspace) apparently seems to think that D-List male Celebrity fucking C-List female celebrity is evidence that she's a disgusting moron whore whereas he's a hero.
And I never thought I'd want to defend someone who's associated with Paris Hilton. What has Kevin Smith done to me?!

Hey douches, no one cares if the quote was taken out of context. The point of the article ON THIS SITE was that Nicole Richie boinked Jason Mewes. Yes, gossip is all we are about over here whilst perusing a celebrity gossip website. Imagine that.

I don't even care that Jason Mewes kicked his heroin habit. I mean, good for him. But I don't come to thesuperficial.com to read about celebs who successfully kick addictions, I come to read about when they fall off the wagon or when they have sex in dirty public bathrooms with seemingly random other celebs.

We're really sorry for reigning in on your parade against Kevin Smith. You might not like what he says about Nicole Richie(I'm sure Nicole Richie and Friends thank you for your strident defense of her honor too), but don't think you can subject the world to more of the same crap and think no-one will say something different. Don't cry because someone disagrees with you. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE! If you don't care that he kicked a heroin habit that almost killed him, why do you care that he had sex anywhere with anyone?

Shit. I'd fuck Jason Mewes, too.

@107

Yeah, that's supposed to be "raining on your parade". Reigning is for horses. To answer your question, kicking a heroin habit is no fun. It's not going to make us giggle or give us anything to mock. However, the fact that he had sex with Nicole Richie in a public bathroom is hugely entertaining. That's why we care. And by care, I mean endlessly scorn and laugh at.

You know how sometimes bad actors just basically play themselves in every show or movie they ever do? Well I would like to see Silent Kevin. And invisible would be good too.

Oh Mamacita (109) I am on your side here but I must quibble --reigning is actually for kings and queens. Reining is for horses. Other than that you are exactly right!

DAMMIT!! I hate when I'm incorrect during a correction. Oh well, at least I got part of it right. I bet MeganHarris' boyfriend wouldn't have screwed that up.

Mamacita please clue me in -- I missed something along the way somewhere. Why is Megan Harris's boyfriend so wonderful and how do we know him?

MeganHarris is some person that posts and says a lot of stuff about her boyfriend and how awesome he is. See the thread about Colin Farrell. I really don't remember what thread it all started in, though.

Nicole Richie, was an unknown heroine addct...yeah, SURE she didn't do that.

Why isn't anyone making Nicole a hero?? Surely, overcoming the horrible addiction we all know as eating should enable her to fuck random people in bathrooms without judgement as well!
But seriously, why are you martyring this guy again??? He kicks an addiction that almost killed him (which he started BY CHOICE in the first place) and THEN he goes and gives himself aids... Bravo, Jason! I smell an after school special with your name on it!

Of course you rumor-mongering losers here aren't interested in the whole story. You just print the juicy part of a second hand (or is it 4th or 5th hand by now?) story you heard. Just show the out of context dirt. I won't be wasting my time believing (or even reading) anything else coming out of this site!

#88 what the fuck?!?!?!

Certainly, you know you are wasting your time.

#117

Don't go away mad...just go away.

Everyone else here can keep talking this smack forever!!!!!!

Yea, it's pretty sad really. I love it!

#1

YEAH DOGMA TOTALLY SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay was funny in it though! This freakin wierdo is always funny in K Smith's films. Admit it everyone!

#119, I admit it. Mamacita, como estacita?

LaydeeBug

How goes the new job? HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!

It's likely that nobody will ever get to see this because of this webring's pointed moderation, but I could not stop myself from creating an account to post my own opinion (which is oh so adjacent from your own).

Let me guess, you guys think that being gay is a choice, no?

Well here's the fact; the skinny bastard that was fucked by what's-her-name (YES! Sometimes it is initiated by the girl, that is if you can still call it a girl!) is HUMAN (OMFG!?)!

**Brief pause for you higher-types to calm down and catch your breath**

Furthermore, he was BORN an addict. MEANING he is genetically predisposed to try drugs! Not too hard to understand if you have even a smidgen of intellect and even the remotest ability to see the world through somebody else's eyes.

Yes, Mewes is a nobody; he never wanted to be somebody. Guess what? You guys are nobodys too... but if I had to guess, you WANT to be somebodys. That's why you look through the crystal walls into Hollywood and snicker at the monkey-antics; you're jealous.

Well here's an idea: Stop salivating over celebrity screw-ups and propaganda, and go build yourselves your own fucking lives.

Feel free to debate the meaning of all said (and not said) in this post. I, on the other hand, need to go join a debate that IS allowed to have more than one side, is not moderated, and doesn't make me feel like a genius in comparison to all else in the forum.

Oh, and don't worry about me coming back. This account is deleted the moment I log.. Because I'm living a life of my own, and I love it.

Honestly, the only person that should be embarrassed by that story is Jason Mewes. He didn't even have the excuse of being on drugs as the reason why he would even touch such a cheap, trampy dimwit as Nicole Richie. He's lucky he didn't contract some sort of STD from her (it's a good thing vapidness isn't contagious).

Honestly, the only person that should be embarrassed by that story is Jason Mewes. He didn't even have the excuse of being on drugs as the reason why he would even touch such a cheap, trampy dimwit as Nicole Richie. He's lucky he didn't contract some sort of STD from her (it's a good thing vapidness isn't contagious).

Trying to get this guy to tone the swearing down a notch, would be like trying to remove the "ghetto" from K-F*cked: Mission Impossible and highly unlikely.

That wasn't Kevin Smith, it was TAWNY KITAEN and Nicole. God, He was just driving - I was there.

Hey boots, open your mouth, I gotta shit sammich for ya. (cunt)

Mamacita, miss ya girl, job is great! Life is good (thanks for letting me share). Oh and Tai Tai, "word!"

HELLO
I JUST WANTED TO SAY I GREW UP AMISH AND I LEFT THE AMISH LIFE 8 YEARS AGO THEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH A OLDER WOMEN THAT HAS SUCH A LIFE , WELL SHE IS GREAT .BUT NOE SHE IS DIEING OF CANCER AND SHE IS IN NEED OF HELP WELL WE ARE I WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH KEVIN SMITH BECAUSE I THINK HE COULD WRITE SUCH A GREAT MOVIE FROM OUR LIFE STORIES

not a good story....ew

Well 128, **crap** like that *happens* all the time.