Mar 22 2006Kevin Coster denies being a pervert

If the 'disgusting act' was directing a movie...well then I don't blame her.

the most outrageous part of this story is that they called him an "A-list actor."

if you wack it.... you will come......

Kevin who?

He's just making up for the fact his schlong was edited out of "For The Love Of The Game". Apparently he was a tad upset about that (even though test audiences laughed at the scene). So everyone get in a single file line and wait your turn.

All three of you are geniuses...

HA, HA, I knew it! It wasn't Pee Wee Herman in that theatre, it was Kevin Costner!

Costner, you sick bastard! Stop starting your sentences with "let me show you something"...

Sounds like his best performance since 'Dances with Wolves'.

I have a long list of reasons never to see "The Postman", one more couldn't hurt.

Well, the Daily Mirror is a British paper, so it makes total sense that he's an A-list actor. Kind of like driving on the other side of the road, what you really want to be is Z-list.

Why's he denying anything? This is the best review he's gotten since JFK. That he could move anyone, even to revulsion, should be celebrated. He should owe up to it and say he's just doing research for a bio pic on Bill Clinton.

Let's not be too judgemental. Who among us hasn't accidentally masturbated in public?

"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Now let me smack you as I finish, you tart!"

Of COURSE his friend owns the hotel, it's not as if Kevin is bringing in any money nowadays to pay for a hotel.

#10,(Lala) that was brilliant!
This is the part in his career where he starts popping up in the news for doing vaguely crazy things, in absence of actually making worthwhile movies. Maybe he should get rid of his mole and cite "irreconcilable differences" as his motive. Moley moley moley...

I think it must be true, who would make that up??

#12-- hahahaha

The only thing that could make this more interesting is if the masseuse was a guy.

Is it just me, but aren't they suppossed to give you the happy ending.....she must not have been a chank.....kind of defeats the purpose of spending so much money on a massage......

I like it when people misspell racial slurs.

Sounds like he traumatized the poor masseuse. Egads!

You say chink, I say chank.......My best friend is Korean so that makes it ok.....lol....I call him Nuprin, you know (little, yellow, different) and he doesn't seem to mind....

I can't believe she wouldn't massage it for him. A disgusting act? Something involving farm animals would be a disgusting act...

A-LIST/ no no no no I think not.

His last docummentary was, what? six maybe seven hours long? and netted, what? five bucks for the studio?

No he's not "a list" anything.

#3 - frickin' hysterical!!
"Field of Creams"

ah..give him a break...he was prepping for the sequel to that gangster movie...only this one is called
THE TOUCHABLES.

and you DON'T want to think about what Sean Connery is doing to prepare...

rofl

What a whack, err whack-off, job!

You know you're not a very good masseuse when someone has to whack off just to get comfortable.

It's gotten to the point where, if you're a celeb, you can't be alone with anyone anymore. You always need to have witnesses around!

I love The Superficial today!!

Italian Stallion, you are cracking me up the most. Nuprin! Priceless. I'll have to find a yellow friend now so that I can copy you. I did eat dinner at PF Chang's once where we got raging drunk by the time that we finished. When asked about dessert, we ordered a little Asian boy, yellow, flat teeth, dipped in honey and she actually sent out a Chinese kid from the back! Doubled her tip right there. He said it was his understanding that he was dessert. We took a few pics with him and released him back into the wild.

#3 I salute thee. Classic.

this dull prick still exists..

I swear this was a blind item in Casablanca's column a few months ago!

VOILA! FOUND IT! It's the 2nd half of the blind item. http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/cauth/Archive2005/050106e.html

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5983011.html

From ohnotheydidnt :D Several weeks ago. LOL

You know, the "disgusting act" might be his latest film.

Gotta love that picture. He's got such an intense look on his face. He's even sweating. Good for him, to concentrate so hard.

I call bullshit. They said it was an A-list actor, there's no way it could be Kevvy.

I love how when you're reading this story, there's a google ad for "Massage Therapy Training". They should add "You too can be indecently exposed to the penises of 'A-list' actors!"

19) me too! It shows their IQ is below 75.

Did anyone think that perhaps he was simply trying to help her break into show biz?
This seems to be a very common way to see if a potential young starlett has got what it takes to make it in a tough buisness.

She blew an amazing opportunity to star in Waterworld 2.

Which 'resort' was it?

#34 thanks for the link but I don't get it. That one says it happened in LA (not Scotland) and the picture right next to the item says it is NOT Costner. So...does that mean there are two perverts doing this kind of stuff? Or is he a serial pervert, taking his kinky thrills from resort to resort? Or maybe it was just that the supplier of that information had no idea who he was...and I do mean WAS.

lol, denying you're a pervert never works!

Kevin Costner is a man of not his word. I met him in 2000 in the City of Alameda, CA and he placed his hand in my private and took off.