Fuck me, I would.

Jeez... "It rubs the lotion on it's skin" time... Freekazoid.

wow. he's having a Night Porter moment.....

You know how I know you're gay?
YOu put lipstick on in the mirror as a man.
That's gay?

Maybe he's got an audition to be Ronald McDonald.

#4 You're right, make-up on a man automatically makes him gay.

lol he sorta looks like leonardo dicaprio in the picture on the right lol

#4 You're right, make-up on a man automatically makes him gay.

REPLY: It doesn't make him straight, that's for sure. If Josh Hartnett wants to dress like an Italian prostitute, that's cool with me. I support his right to his lifestyle and I support the right of pitiful females everywhere to continue to believe he's heterosexual. Pretty much the same girls who used to say: "Tom Cruise? No way is he gay. He's not weird either. He's my top gun and one day he'll fire a bullet of love right into my heart."

At least, that's what I read in in the diary of every girl I dated from 1987-2002.

Weird is right!! Is this the asshole who was talking shit about Lindsay Lohan???

I don't get it.

He doesn't want to be considered "good looking" because he thinks it will ruin his chances at a meaningful career.

I think after Pearl Harbor he feared becoming a "heart-throb" and has been trying to be as fug as possible since then.

josh: so scarlett i'm thinking of doing this photoshoot with makeup that makes me look like dave navarro and david blaine had a contest to out-whore each other. they are calling it autistic-chic or autistic neveau or something like that

scarlett: you mean artistic?

josh: i dunno, whatever. i'm thinking i'll get the orange chicken. you?

Hey Josh, just a thought, wait until you're actually a big star before worrying whether or not you're getting typecast.

If I was a director I would cast Ryan Reynolds way before you even though he only does comedies for one simple reason....his movies occaisionally make money.

He sort of looks like Leonardo DiCaprio on drugs

I can't take his facial hair anymore! Why can't he just shave? That facial hair makes him look like that guy who graduated from high school 10 years ago, but still hangs out in the parking lot after school, leaning out the window of his camaro to talk to the ladies.

Josh Baby, you can shove lumps of sugar up your ass and tell everyone you have a nose hair fetish, and I'd still find you attractive... as long as you don't impregnate Katie Holmes and start beleiving in Lord Xenu and Thetans.

They are remaking "Victor/Victoria?" Or perhaps this was an audition to "Transamerica" and the part went to Felicity Huffman.

Lesbian? Nah.. too much makeup, not enough facial hair.
HAHAHAHAHAHahahaha-eh?

Hey! What are u doing here lady? I don't remember ordering a UPS package- HEY! OW!
(SMACK!POW!POW!!!!)

i never thought he was handsome/goodlooking/gorgeous/watever.
he should concentrate on his eye-brows maybe? that will b better than wasting make up.

Scarlett and Angelina should really get together and meet. They're making their men do some downright weird things these days.

i'm just glad to see that chick from LE TIGRE is trying to soften her look a bit...

#2....HAHA...that was great!

Halloween costume: Captain Morgan.

#8 I have no interest in whether Josh Hartnett is gay or straight. But playing with make-up in a photo-shoot doesn't exactly make him the world's best cottager.

He munts in those other pictures, but these "gay" ones, I think he's hot.

Tom Cruise, of course, is a rampant lesbian.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/upyerbum/96888444/in/set-72057594070109997/

he's hot. with make-up... without...

:D

He's ugly.
Plain and simple.

I'd hit it.

now, i'd hit that..... oh yes i would...

i thought it was Dave Navarro there for a second.

pride of chucky (#18), you are hiLARious!!! That was very funny.
Speaking of hilarious, where has Bill Clinton been on these boards lately?

#30, cisi, and what the hell happened to laydeebug and papahotnuts? did they finally elope to vegas??

and insomniactress, PUH--LEEZ!! don't insult the captain!!!
he's a very good (hic) friend of mine!!

"where i go, i hope there's rum!!"
jimmy buffett

oh, yeah, and those pix just nauseate me. and i'm the liberal in the family.

Deep psychological meaning of Mr. Harnett's state of dress in this pictures:

Mr. Harnett thinks, cock is cooooooooooool...

wait, i'm just imagining him going down on jake gyllenhal.... oooohhhh yeahh.....

Has anyone seen the pictures of Brad Pitt a dress running around on the beach? HE still manages to look seriously hot, but Josh Hartnett just looks weird. I think Brad could have pulled it off, but sadly, not Josh.

#15 you are correct, he reminds me of that creepy guy who is too old to hang out at the skating rink but knows all the fly skating moves. Well, except for the lipstick and mascara part, which makes him look like the lady who flips burgers at the bowling alley. Aren't there any "manly" men in H'wood anymore??

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

How bout this #7 DiCaprio and Hartnett are the same person!! O.o Have you ever seen them together? Two white actors, seem to be the same age, they should be friends...but no, they are one and the same. And whenever it seems Dicaprio is working Harnett isn't, and vica versa...damn, I'm like a detective.

I like him.
He's also a veg.
Good actor.
Why bother?
He likes a little makeup? The hell... why not. I like men with skirts. So I don't care a bit of lipstick. If it's not too sticky.

I don't comment much, but the posts for this one are funny as hell...
where is the "it rubs lotion on its skin" line from? I can't remember.

I must say I disagree w/ Josh looking like Dave Navarro. Dave's look is all in the oddly shaped eyebrows...

As far as being that guy who hangs w/ the high schoolers ( Burger King parking lot in my town), he _does_ have the facial hair down, he's missing the mullet, though

#40: That line is from "The Silence of the Lambs."

#40 you are right, not quite Satanic looking enough for Navarro. About the mullet, just give it time. Next stop: Burger King parking lot, with his cowboy boots and giant belt buckle. The facial hair is to keep him from getting carded at the bar. That's so embarrassing when you are trying to buy drinks for your 16-year-old "friend."

I'd hit it...

The Restroom Raider demonstrates how he gets enough grease to fry the half-pound burgers he shovels into his face on an hourly basis. That rodent-faced fuck lurking behind him is Cauliflower Mickey, who gets arrested every other day for burying himself in vegetable gardens and refusing to come out until "harvest". Shortly after this photo was taken I smacked them both in the face with a shovel and wedged their slimy heads in the toilet bowls at Tex Lundy's Rest Stop.

Secure. Love it. Fuck the haters. He's an artist.

#44 Ummm....Huh?

He's still kinda hot in a dadaist way. Who's he again?

big ole ugly mole on his neck

@46

I'm with you on that. What the hell is #44 talking about? Anyone have any ideas? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

Has anyone seen my lipstick?

I think Swordman is saying something from Sin City, one of the books (sorry, graphic novels) at least. since Hartnett was in it, and I'm watching Sin City right now...or Sword's just insane. :o

He looks like that mask guy from V for Vendetta. I haven't seen the movie that's why I'm referring to the character as the mask guy.

woop woop woop (Sound of gaydar going off...)

When Metrosexual goes wrong.

#40 Malteaon - that's because you live in Beaumont, Texas. Of this I am certain.

wow, that's a little on the weird side...