Mar 3 2006Joe Rogan fights on MySpace

joe-rogan-myspace-fight.jpgIf you're a 20-year old MySpacer and have ever had the urge to email Joe Rogan telling him how much he sucks, I'd highly advise against it. Not only will he call you a loser and brag about how he's a multil-millionaire Tae Kwan Do champion, he'll also post the whole ordeal on his own MySpace blog. And then he'll probably roundhouse kick you in the face, because that's what you get for going to college and not becoming a multi-millionaire Tae Kwan Do champion. Education is for the weak!

Read the whole email exchange after the jump.

UPDATE: Joe Rogan brags on his own forum about winning the MySpace war. I would've thought multi-millionaire Tae Kwan Do champions would have better things to do with their time.


----------------- Original Message ----------------

From: Kevin

Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM

Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM

I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to email me that. That makes me feel happy :) Enjoy your depression. -----

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM

You really are an idiot... that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds now equal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you are not funny... I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged some gay event, 20 times, that i'm not goign to look at... How many medications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressed attention-whore... Enjoy balding,

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM

First off, my employees send those out, and if you don't want them, get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those event requests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a cunt of a man you are. You don't like me? That's great, because you're obviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. I love it when losers like you don't like me. I like it even more when they express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when an insecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, because that just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insures me that you're always going to be what you are now... a failure. There's always gotta be people like you around, because they make people like me stand out :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM

hahah, did i strike a nerve or something... you seem a bit testy by the way, my apologies... I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH more respect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire... People like you are the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood and because people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood... Look at William Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we have something in common because you keep coming back at me... Your career is about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware store after that? i'll be back after your next message to me... I have a bag of snacky-cakes to eat. I'm behind on my daily quoto. I'm never going to be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM

I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see the nervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little email conversations that I have with haters :) You emailed me and insulted me because you have a mediocre mind, and that's the extent of your capabilities. You trying to insinuate that I'm a loser is even more hysterical, because I've accomplished more in my life than you ever will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM

hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM

Google search me, you fucking failure :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM

you're avoiding the question... what have you accomplished

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From: Joe Rogan Date:

Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM

That's my answer, find out yourself.


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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM

hahah, Joe Rogan... This is the funniest form I have ever seen you in. You're only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don't think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM

I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows that made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you're getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunately there wasn't a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did however, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of my life. You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multi millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM

If we are arguing who has more money... YOU WIN!!! I'm sure your "Well i have more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful on a daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are. But i'm 20 years old... where were you at age 20 junior college? About the fat thing... I didn't realize I was fat, maybe becaue i'm so insecure, I'll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that Joe Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually... What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dear sweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.

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From: Joe Rogan Date:

Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM

"What is more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn't think he was funny." Did you forget how this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you know that your opinion means shit. This wasn't some unprovoked attack by a bully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answer your question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and I was teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinking about doing stand up. I WASN'T insulting celebrities and then using my age as an excuse for why I've never accomplished anything. What the fuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM

obviously you didn't graduate college or else you would be able to understand what I am saying. So let me break it down for you carefully... I am a 20 year old college student... that's why I have no money. That's not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE... You continue to go back and forth with as you put it "a zero." Shoudn't you be coming up with "funny" facial expressions for candid photos? It's also not like I'm going out of my way to let you know about my "shitless" oppinions. I've never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shitty reality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given less than a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-up routine than you.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM

Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I had accomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing but excuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand up routine than me? That's hilarious. That's better than anything you could ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. "I'll show you! I could so do it if I wanted to!" Blah, fucking blah. You're falling apart here, Kevin, and it's taking you longer and longer to craft these responses. I've seen it happen a million times. There's nothing unique about you. You're a loser, pal. Always have been, always will be. If you're lucky you'll find some sad chick that's willing to let you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you'll have a little Kevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That's about the best you're ever going to do. And even then, you'll have to live with the fact that a guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort. I go "back and forth" with you because it's fun for me, and because I enjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they really stand in life.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM

I'll admit... I'm slowing down. For some reason, even after all of this, I almost feel like telling you that you're not as bad of a person as you are a comedian/actor/TV host ... And you know ... That may even be true ... but dude ... You really do suck at all of the above. You've seen it happen a Million times?... You are probably use to a lot of people torching you on a regular basis, but I didn't think the dumb people would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. It doesn't take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i'll find that girl to slip my seed in... Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long time away. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on the very first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just been funny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still a loser and have never accomplished anything in my life... but humbled by it... YOU... have been practicing the art of the loser for quite some time but for some reason think you are God's gift to kathy griffen and Brooke Sheilds... YOU... are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood and amongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybe that is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM

I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOU started this whole thing, and now you're backed into a corner. I enjoy responding to assholes, and that's why we're having this conversation. You think I suck at all the things I do? That's fine with me, because as I've said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with no success to speak of means nothing. I'm the laughing stock of hollywood amongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shit bag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky little apartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fat boy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I'm still going with this at this point is because I think this is going to make an interesting blog entry :) Oh, and by the way, if any of you want to get in touch with Kevin, here's his myspace profile: My friend "Kevin" on myspace.

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I am going to request him to be one of "my friends" now, he, he, he...

He's got a lot of time on his hands, obviously. What a loser.

Hmm, maybe Joe Rogan really is funny - just not in the way he intended. Total lack of self-awareness . . .

Maybe he's never heard why arguing on the internet is like the special olympics:

Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.

I have no idea who Joe and Kevin are. But if it was a script by the end of act 3 they'd realise they were in love.

What a jackhole Joe Rogan is. I love the fact that some kid has gotten under his skin.

Oh, I am totally asking him to be one of my friends. Isn't it easy to get inside the heads of the mental patients? You know what, if either of them ignored the other, they would probably just go away. This is much more entertaining than anything dealing with the Hilton whore or the dumbass Simpson family.

HAHA I'mnot sure what is funnier, that Joe thinks this puts him in such a good light that he publishes it or that he thinks being a game show host puts him in a higher social standing? HAHA! Hey, I wonder if Bob Parker has a similar MySpace page? LOL

joe rogan did stand up?

i guess that explains his wardrobe when he hosts the ufc fights. he's trying to be funny.

I had to stop reading. Too long and annoying.

This reminds me of the silly arguments here on thesuperficial.com: two people (or more!) duking out, despite the fact that they don't know eachother. Priceless.

Not really a huge Joe Rogan fan becuase I never really watched Fear Factor, but I have nothing against the guy and that guy Kevin really did sound like a Douche-bag.

This is why B-list celeb's should not be allowed out of their cages at night.

I think this is Joe's "My Space" page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=26646019

Here is a link to his website:

http://joerogan.net/main.php

gold.

who is this douche bag?

Ah yes...the ole trusty "fatso", "fat", "fatty". God bless 'em for ever being there in many a internet fight. *sigh* I'm so glad he didn't try being original.

Wow, Superficial!

Where or where did you ever find such a scoop?

kevin sounds full-on retarded. likewise, referring to rogan as a "b-class" actor and comedian is just as ignorant as the "fatso", "fat", "fatty" comments. all in all, rogan is the one that is successful and kevin is some envious punk living in the suburbs listening to good charlotte while crying in his bedroom writing comments on myspace.com

all i have to say is wow

Kevin is my new favorite person of the week.
"Oh this doesn't bother me, not at all".. Sure it doesn't, Joe. That's why you took the time to respond to this kid 500 times instead of just ignoring him, and type it all up into your freaking MYSPACE BLOG so all your internet friends can stand up for you.
Up until now I had no real opinion of Joe other than "he's that guy on fear factor", but now I kind of feel sorry for him...

Up until now I had never heard of Joe Rogan. If I look at this in a few days my first thought will likely be, "Joe Rogan? I've never heard of him."

#17 - I think the point is that if your successful, you should not be an insecure douchebag who rags on the little guy who has not accomplished as much as you. Even if the little guy emails you and says you suck ass. It is just pathetic that in his position of "more success" he does not have "more security". The correct response from ROgan would have been...

"Sorry to hear you feel that way but thanks for watching the shows you watched. I have a great (his words) CD coming out if you want to give me another try. Otherwise, thanks for the email. Regards, Joe Rogan"

But instead we got a bragging over-confident insecure asswipe response about how great Rogan is and how the typical loser is someone who is not in Hollywood or syndicated on a TV show. That is the basic jyst of his meaning. Too bad. I only had minor apathy in regards to his "work".

Now I can say I hate the douche. Why not, I am the typical "not in Hollywood, making it in the real world" kind of guy.

Rogan = DOUCHE.

#17 boobtube - good charlotte reference - HILARIOUS!

Yes Joe is quite the character I see him out and about every so often. If you want to hear go off about using some drugs click the link below. It worth a listen....


http://joedigg.blogspot.com/2006/01/dmt-101.html

Jeezus Rogan. Next we'll find you out at the playground in a fetal position weeping like a little girl, surrounded by a bunch of taunting 10-year-olds saying "Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa!" while you sob "I am TOO somebody! I AM, I AM I AM! I'm telling!"

What a fucking tool.

Look up "TROLL" the next time you pull your head out of your ass far enough to see an internet dictionary. Moron. (Prolly ought to look that up, too.)

- AD -

I've never even heard of Joe Rogan before this post, but after reading that long email exchange, which was a pretty exhausting task in itself, I have to conclude that Mr. Rogan is a rather insecure, bitter person who is desperately clinging on to whatever fame he can grasp. It seems to me that his sense of superiority is achieved only by attacking those who are not in the same line of work as he is. Being in the entertainment industry, by the way, does not make one superior to others.

You can also tell how extremely insecure Joe Rogan is because he resorts to ad hominem attacks (personal attacks) of Kevin, one of his critics. This is a classic defensive posture. Usually, people rely personal attacks because they don't have real evidence on which to base their arguments and claims. As a result, they have to resort to psychological attacks, rather than intellectual ones. For these reasons and much, much more, I agree with post #21.

ahahahahahahha
that no-talent douchebag has always sucked. how funny that he has to fight with some kid somewhere. wow. now i know not to waste one second, and maybe NewsRadio was in syndication for about 1/2 season three years ago, so not sure where he is collecting the royalties. I myself didn't watch it after we lost Phil Hartman, RIP. no he was funny!!!!

"Enjoy balding."

Love it. I'd watch Kevin's sitcom anyday.

Do you guys dare me to send him the Permalink to all our comments to his blog???? teee heee...c'mon someone PLEASE DARE ME.

Oh yea....and does anyone suspect based on Joe's retort...that he has a small penis?

It took me a minute to figure out who this dork is...he is the least funniest person I have ever seen on tv (i.e. Man Show, Fear Factor). I always wondered what he had to do to get any of these gigs. If you have ever seen him on tv, he gives about 2%, he's so awful. And he does these jobs to support his "stand up"? Yikes. Just goes to prove you don't really need talent.

Without question, Joe Rogan is full of himself. I once bumped into him at a Gay Pride parade and said hello, but he, decked out in his assless leather chaps and hot pink boa, gave me the cold shoulder. Evidently he did not appreciate my German stormtrooper costume.

That kid Keven made Joe Rogan look like the biggest idiot EVER. For all his "success" he has obviously not matured past 10th grade. If he's so successful and above it all, why would the guy have time to engage in a flame war with a 20-year-old college kid?

And, in my not at all humble opinion, Kevin is some funny shizz. "Enjoy balding." Snort.

I had never heard of this meathead until today. Ugly, pathetic Z-list celebrities really shouldn't be given so much space on this hallowed site. Bring on the titties!

WTF?!?

Who is Joe Rogaine and why is his balding ass taking up space on my precious Superficial page?

Die, poser, die.

Zanna- #28 PLEEZ do it! Let him know that "Kevin" is not, in fact, the only one who thinks Joe's a waste of space (and myspace). Then he can call ALL of us fat, losers and NOT multi-millionaires because he's MBT (Mr. Big Time).
Oh, and on #29 YES.
Trying to say you're cool if you're the only one saying it makes you a loser. Also, saying it doesn't make it true.

Rogan = PWNED! big time.

Anybody ever try to listen to his cd? God it is horrible.

#28 - Zanna: I dare you.

Now I have to talk to my lawyer about suing The Superficial for the five I.Q. points I lost reading this entry.

Seriously, I had no idea who Joe Rogan was until I read this post. Now, I still haven't a clue who he is, but he seems like a bit of a jerk.

Damn those 'roids! Not only do they make your boybits small, they make you really, really angry. And they hurt when you wipe your hiney, too.

#28-Zanna, please, please send it! come back and tell us if you do. maybe if he replies to you like he did to kevin we can berate his stupidly pathetic life even more!

that Kevin kid rocks, and its funny that rogan says kevin is fat because its so clear that rogan is to kevin as michael moore is to nicole richie. yeah.

What a coincidence with respect to post #39. I just had a nice little spurt of diarrhea myself. (I soooo love being lactose intolerant.) Technically, this has nothing to do with Joe Rogan, but the common theme I see here is diarrhea.

looks like this isnt the first time joe rogan has done something like this. he recruited his "fans" to support him when a waitress went and bitched about him at bitterwaitress.com

here's the link for his delightful response...(its the story in green at the bottom of the page) http://www.joerogan.net/main.php

I didn't know the fear factor guy had a name, and I certainly didn't care what it was. This is so not worthy of a superficial posting. Who the fuck cares about this guy?

What a dweeb. If Rogan posted this thinking it made him look good - he's really stupid.
It makes him look like a loser with too much time on his hands....I agree, ROGAN = DOUCHE

I emailed him & he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. What other celebrity would take the time to respond to their emails from low lifes like me?

----------------- Original Message ----------
From: Rachel
Date: Mar 3, 2006 12:25 PM

I used to like you until I read your "haters" blog. Why does everyone in Hollywood have such huge egos...get over yourselves.

You talk about being a millionaire just for being an actor like it's something to be proud of. Why don't you donate your money to the police officers, soldiers, and fire fighters who really deserve it???

- Rachel

----------------- Original Message ----------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 3, 2006 1:57 PM

I donate to police all the time.
The reason why I said it is because I was outlining reality to someone that was calling me a loser. I was just letting him know how ridiculous what he was doing was. Try to look at it in the context of a shit talking battle.

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From: Rachel
Date: Mar 3, 2006 1:06 PM

Well it makes you look like a dick. You're basically putting down everybody who doesn't live in Hollywood & doesn't make a million dollars. I'm a single mom, ex-military & I make in a whole year what you make in a day...does that make me a loser who does nothing??

-Rachel

----------------- Original Message ----------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 3, 2006 2:18 PM

I'm not putting down anyone but the kid I was talking to.

Well..for those who dared me!!! I've told him where he can go for some enlightment. Go to his blog and I've posted under "miss"

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=26646019&blogID=93513119&MyToken=7f01dee2-4f5a-462a-bbed-eaf6e2cd3127

Wow Zanna you're just SO cool. Now I triple double dog dare you to get a life.

Like I said before, he seems like a pretty cool guy to even be responding to people's emails. Most celebrities are above that. Anyways, I'm gonna get back to my not-a-million-dollar paying loser job.

Rogan's rollin' in the dough, that's cool. That seems to qualify as being successful in some way in life. More power to him.

And he was firing back at the loser who insulted him, he wasn't calling everyone without high-paying jobs losers. Like he said, look at the context of the situation.

being an actor and making millions *IS* something to be proud of. so he's egotistical, like 95% of the other celebrities in the world. instead of him snorting blow off a hookers ass and conforming himself to trendy hollywood shitburger labels he's promoting himself on myspace. say what you will, most other celebrities wouldn't let any opinion past their pr person.

he has every right to insult some 20yearold college student shmuck questioning his own success. kevin's mycrapspace profile speaks for itself. he looks like a dipshit.

Tae Kwon Do Champion?
Douchebag?
Talentless?

This guy looks like he's on a one way path to becoming Chuck Norris. He'll probably start endorsing things on informercials. Then, there'll be a T-Shirt with his face on it, soley because he sucks.

Why would anyone "enjoy responding to assholes"? Personnally I hate it. Joe Rogan is either has WAY too much time on his hands, or has no friends. Or both.

Fuck Joe Rogaine. Tae kwan Do?
I say tae kwan don't and fuck off back to MySpace, a squalid piece of shite cyber-palace if ever there was one. MYSPACE is filled with dipshits, and its ugly and hard on my eyes and ears.

As an actor, or whatever Rogan is, you gotta take the fans in stride. Obviously, Rogan knows he is not an actual star and therefore must continue to compete with average guys in a blog-battle. Hey look I made up an alliteration, hmm retard-Rogan is another one. Anyways where was I, ohh right, Rogan sucks.

Did anyone else notice the smiley faced Joe Rogan wrote after each response? Seems a little psychotic to me. And that the 20 year old college student spelled "PATHETIC" wrong?

I love Rogan for outing Carlos Mencia as a "weak-minded joke thief" and a Honduran named Ned. But I dislike Rogan for being an Internet drama queen.

People coming together across the nation, all thanks to the information super highway. Makes me want to weep.

Is this really what Al Gore envisioned when he created the internet 30 years ago?

Seriously thought, what the hell is Joe Rogaine doing? Dude if you have all that money your talking about what are you doing talking to this 20 year old college kid, shouldn't u be snorting coke off lindsay's ass or having a menaige cinq with the olsen twins and the hilton sisters.

I have a feeling we'll see Kevin on Fear Factor or something.

Joe Rogan made Kevin famous

This kind of behavior is typical of short, balding men who are so incredibly insecure about themselves that they actually lash out at a college kid. Why the hell did he CARE? I honestly had no opinion of Joe Rogan before, but he came across as a jackass - and he only proved Kevin's point that he is not funny. Those were the least witty retorts I've ever seen.

The fact that he rallies his fans together to defend him is truly pitiful. He clearly is not confident in his own ability to defend himself, as he shouldn't be. He isn't very famous because the vast majority of people would never recognize him on the street.

As far as "two shows that were syndicated" I highly doubt that NewsRadio was popular because of HIM. Thats like being on a track team and coming in dead last on your race but still calling yourself a winner because someone else on your team came in first.

I never really watched Fear Factor, but what I do remember about him on it was his constantly chapped cock suckers lips. Chapstick man, its not expensive.

Get over yourself Joe Rogan, even in the "height" of your fame, you weren't really that cool.

Who the f*ck is this?

its pathetic that either of them continued the conversation that long...MEN!!

Rogaine's a newbie. Obviously.
Did you check the beginning of the next post?
"What a wonderful place this myspace is."

Gimme a break.

Why the Hell do grown men go on MySpace anyway? To perv on the cute, underaged girls? I know it's not for the intelligent conversation.

And seriously, this guy is barely half a celebrity. He was on some TV show like ten years ago and now he's been reduced to hosting shitty reality shows.

Wow, I didn't think I could have less respect for Rogan but sure enough. No one responds like that unless they have infinite amounts of insecurity. Maybe he snapped after all those years of trying to pass off a clit as a dick. Dunno....

What a bunch of haters... Joe is one of the best comedians out there... check out his new tattoo over at http://www.redban.com

I totally added that dude Kevin after reading this. Joe Rogan looks like such a pussy.

Rachel- that was pretty cool how you wrote him that stuff. it just proves again what a loser joe rogan is if he would get kind of heated with you, as well.
why does joe rogan have a myspace account anyway? i thought the only person over 23 who had a myspace account was kevin federline.

Rachel- that was pretty cool how you wrote him that stuff. it just proves again what a loser joe rogan is if he would get kind of heated with you, as well.
why does joe rogan have a myspace account anyway? i thought the only person over 23 who had a myspace account was kevin federline.

Joe Rogan sure does like to :) a lot. How old is he, 14?

Anybody else notice how calling someone a "douche" is the new cool thing to do? Douche, douchebag, and douchenozzle. And of course Douchey McDouchavich which was the best variation yet. It's so popular, it's like the new black.

By the way, I think it was the "enjoy balding" remark that really pissed him off, lol.

Am I really the only one who was surprised that Joe Rogan is this literate? Sure, this exchange was a waste of time and showed him to be a sad man with a whole lot of time and very little common sense, but who knew he understood noun/verb agreement to such a degree.

Now I have to wonder if Britney is secretly working on her doctorate or if Paris is building a supercollider in her basement.

LOL Who is this clown? I've never heard of him in my entire life.

Lol this shit is crazy. What's the point in arguing on the internet about your achievements and shit. Couple of idiots.

He needs background music on that page.. "Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting"

who the crap is joe?

I've never even knew what his name was. I just thought the producers of F.F. just randomly chose some stumpy, neckless guy to host it. When I saw the Chappelle Show ep. that he was on for about 2 seconds, I was, like, "oh... so that's his name..."

That round of emails made me believe that the guy Kevin was arguing with a 13 year old... cuz i swear that Rogan had the most "dumbening" retaliations...

If this webiste is about anything it's trash talking. And Joe Rogan seems to like to talk trash. In a way it's refreshing to see a celebrity who doesn't think he's above everybody and doesn't have problems getting down in the gutter with the rest of us to talk some sh@t. On his my website there's a response by Rogan defending some charges made against him on bitterwaitress.com regarding his being a light tipper. What's wrong with a guy who takes the time to defend his reputation and at the same time make it funny. Granted the Man Show wasn't that great, but Newsradio was awesome and Rogan's stand up special "Inside the Belly Of The Beast" is damn funny. Seacrest Out.

Rachel, you actually took that response he wrote you as "Being a cool guy"?! *shakes head*...
I get Joe Rogan mixed up with that other pathetic guy that hosts Elimidate or some other dating show.
I love the waitress comment. HA. "soak up the blood of their failed life and make them feel better"... wow, Joe... Apparently in Joe's mind, everyone in the world is a loser except for the elite few who've managed to score themselves a shitty gig on a lame reality show.
Stupid loser waitresses that bring you your beer, stupid loser gas station attendants that pump your gas, stupid loser farmers that harvest the food that you eat, stupid loser construction workers that build the home that you live in. LOSERS! WHY AREN'T YOU ON TV LIKE JOE ROGAINE!
Joe needs to sit down and read the book Fight Club, and find out what happens to people who don't respect the working class.
Now lets all go laugh at some poor people.

"And dont' call me 'Dear sweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it."

Classic, love the fact Kevin completely outwits fear factor guy every time. He proves this moron really isn't funny.

This is all the proof I needed to prove that Joe Rogan likes to hook up with 12-year old boys. Why else would he have a MySpace site at his age?

Pardon my ignorance, but I'm not familiar with MySpace. In the news, though, there have been instances where adult men with MySpace accounts prey on underage girls.

I guess I'm not really familiar with how MySpace differs from blogs. Is it not a blog? If not, how does it differ from blogs? Couldn't adults prey on underage children with "regular" blogs (unless there is restricted access).

P.S. I also did not think Rachel's email exchange with Joe demonstrated that Joe was "cool" by any means. If anything, I think it further illustrates how he has too much time on his hands.

rachel

"What other celebrity would take the time to respond to their emails from low lifes like me?"

I find it odd that you're calling yourself a low life just because you're not a celebrity. Are you of the opinion that all of us who aren't celebrities are low lifes as well? What's up with that?

Rogan on a sitcom is like a crappy version of Matt LeBlanc. Sad when you think how zero dimensional LeBlanc's acting is. Rogan is just that much worse.

Joe Rogaine is an assclown.

that is all.

I never did like 'ole Joe and this just proves my opinion of him was correct. His fear factor show is basically an attempt to see how much he can get people to humiliate and degrade themselves by waving a little cash in front of them. He regularly insults the contestants too. I find him more disgusting than any of the maggot-ridden rotting entrails that he compels people to eat.

87. Posted by enrapturelj on March 4, 2006 06:14 PM

"His fear factor show is basically an attempt to see how much he can get people to humiliate and degrade themselves by waving a little cash in front of them."

You give him too much credit; he didn't create Fear Factor. He was just hired by the creators and producers to host it. That's like people who believe John Stewart's solely responsible for The Daily Show's existence.

Well sure it's not all him, but being the host of this spectacle sure is a class act.

I hate these following douche bags: Nicole, tits_on_snack (nice name dipshit), Asbestos Dust (retard), not-one-of-you (good for you), Zanna (not well endowed), Marguerite Deville, SPODLUNT (Nice of you to take time out of your "hectic" schedule to post a message). You all suck and whine way to much. Shut the hell up. Kevin seems like a twat.

hey

Anybody else notice for a guy who brags a lot about how big of a player/pimp/millionare he is he hangs out with a lot of dudes? Plus his love of martial arts, specifically the kind that you grapel with people for a long time, makes me think he is gay?

#90 rm45

Bitter much?

WOW! What an arrogant prick!
I wonder if the "shitbag town" of Athens Ohio will give Joe a key to the City?

the only funny thing I ever heard from Joe Rogan was a skit they played on Howard Stern.
He brings a friend with him into his basement to "lift weights" and ends up raping him. The friend is like "holy shit, you just fucked me in the ass!", and Rogan responds, "yeah, but it's not like we're gay or anything".

In retrospect, I think that was actually a real recording.

wow. A new low - I can see the interview on E! now, as they cover the FF 10 year cancellation aniversary party:

"so what are you up to now, Jeff?"

"Joe. My name is Joe. I'm working on a new show actually - it's called D-list Celebrity Blog Wars. It's hot. :)"

Joe Rogan is a bloody fucking maniac. I love him. Go see that big fucking missing link do comedy whenever he's in your area.

So nobody has noticed that Joe Rogaine himself was responsible for the comments on # 78? (Colonel Batugano or whatever, nice lame name- reeks of that whole macho/martial arts/tough guy/totally gay thing.)
"The Colonel" knows WAY too much about Joe not to be him. He also totally seals the deal by literally refering to commentary left by Joe Rogan on "His my website." Ha ha ha,funny, no?
Seminole, that skit you're referring to about gay ass fucking automatically PLAYS if you go to Joe Rogan's myspace page! It's a really bizare skit - totally not funny either.
Meant to make fun of repressed macho hetero guys in denial or something? I get it, art imitates life.
Repressed gay men can get mean & nasty. I find thoise that are out of the closet are usually lovely guys, open-minded, sweet temperments.

Rachel: Cool that he writes back to you? I think it proves just how lame he is to be able to spend all is free time to monitoring his myspace account. It may be cool to you, but you probably also write to Scott Peterson.

Poster #98 is sheer genius! I know absolutely NOTHING about Joe Rogan, but post #78 felt really contrived when I first read it, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

This sounds like the Joe Rogan we know!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKkt812YC8&search=fear%20factor

#98 LOL @ "His my website"

WOW. Joe is still going on about his "MySpace Battle".

.... "BATTLE".

About the only thing as pathetic as Joe still going on about his glorious battle, is me still going on about him still going on about it.

But then, I'm just a lowly non-celebrity without my own TV show, so, what can you expect of me?

P.S. I'm broken-hearted that #90 doesn't like me, or my login name. I'm throwing away my half of our friendship necklace, rm45, and I'm getting that "rm45 forever" tattoo lasered off my right butt cheek. We're through!

C'mon Joey..

You ain't shit in hollywood until you've contracted at the very least, ONE STD from Paris Hilton.

I thought everyone knew that?!?

Therefore, until Joe can pick up his skirt and show us his warts- he hasn't done JACK SHIT in hollywood.

Don't most celebrities who actually have a life spend their time getting their dicks sucked instead of fighting with 20 year olds on MYSPACE?


If you even have a page on MYSPACE, I think you need to do the world a favor and just fucking shoot yourself. Seriously.


(Or at least promise the world you will consider doing it.)

Thats some funny shit

Tae Kwon Do? That's the martial art where you kick alot isn't it? Fag.

#104- hahahaha!

# 28 - I dare you to.

Rogan - he can soon introduce a new version Rogaine.

What is even more funny is he had to pay someone to build his website; as he has claimed he is the man. He also got on his virtual knees to beg Google to give him adsence links to make additional money and link finds.

After reading that article and the level he stooped to makes me shake my head.

http://www.randomsalad.com/
interesting article..."Joe vs fat kid"

#108

Bwahahaha-write poopy over and over

Joe Rogan sat on a "booster seat" while hosting the Man Show. Check out the super thick cushion! He is a short man and it bothers him.

lololaoldskoda
dskdh

I just split a gut

I'm a fan of anything Joe Rogan does

Joe Rogan not only has too much time on his hand, but he is also a newly converted stalker/stalker promoter.


http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=48379

Way to fall Joe, even Courtney Love looks down on you.

Joe Rogan not only has too much time on his hand, but he is also a newly converted stalker/stalker promoter.


http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=48379

Way to fall Joe, even Courtney Love looks down on you.

joe rogan is the man, my idle haha

Gee Joe, calling someone a Douche Bag is so elementary!!!

That's funny I think... Kevin put Joe in his place. I especially like when he said "Have fun balding"

His forum is full of idiots that only like him cause he's famous. It seems that the only types of women that he attracts are sleezy.

I'm surprised NBC hasn't let his sorry butt go because it's no secret that he's a big time drug user.

Anyways, had to put in my 2 cents.

I don't know, I think it was a pretty rudimentary crap-throwing match, and Rogan won because he was just defending. Kevin said "you suck" Rogan upped it a little, Kevin said "you're a loser" Rogan said, ehm, I've done some things.. etc.

Anyway if you take the time to read Rogan's website you see he's actually, if not funny "haha" at least a pretty prolific commentator on humanity, which is pretty valuable all things considered. He's okay by me.

Neither won.

It was a tedious and unoriginal exchange.

I do however find joe pretty fucking annoying. I mean honestly... a chimp could host fear factor, and his minor role on news radio is meaningless. The man really has no reason to be so pretentious.

Now for some reason all i am reading is people Pissed at Jo For BEING better then ALL OF YOU... this is not a COMMENT TO DISS JOE.... but FOR ALL THE FUCKTARDS that think they could do better... atleast he has a LIFE... you people come on here and POST your shit... Sorry your lives are so FUCKED UP and Pothetic you have nothing to do but this CHILDISH shit.. but hey.. i don't blame you .. Honeslty i blame your parents for not paying attention to you more as a child.... And YOU ALL KNOW.. FACE TO FACE.. Joe Would FUCK YOU UP ... I don't have to have proper gramer nor do i need to spell 100% Correct... i know who i am and were i am goin,, ALL OF YOU sound so Childish...And KEVIN.. dude if i was face to face with you.. haha i think Joe would like to see me kick your fucken head off..Now don't forget to REPLY i REALLY want to know what your goin to say about me... HAHA but I DON'T CARE........yay thats my peace!!!

Damn, you people are funny. You bash a guy for spending time on here, yet I just spent what, 40 mins reading 119 posts by you asswipes, some with multiple postings, about an internet fight, and how Joe isn't famous. Hate to break it to ya, but the more you talk about him with this shit he does, the more famous he will be. I wouldn't be surprised to see him hosting a show on the reactions of responding to "loser" emails and blogs. LMFAO@you guys. You rock, Joe. I got the link to this site while reading about his bashing of Carlos Mencia. And Kevin, wherever you are, (hopefully in spelling class), I'm with that poster who wished you two were face to face. Either way, would have been fun to watch either Joe's face get red by your insults, or Joe kicking your face in. This shit is TOO funny. Yeah, and as for that whole myspace bullshit...is that a site for people who STILL come into chatrooms and ask...."a/s/l?"

ha ha ha hhaha ha
I should insult Joe to have some fun, anybody got an e-mail?

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