ewww...#3...ugh

omg..I was first..had I known, I'd have said something really bright...really, I would have..

Donations aren't anonymous if your publicist tells the press about them.

What I love about this story is how she says she wants to adopt before she has kids "of her own". Guess what dear - when you adopt them, they become yours.

Ugh!!

I have to rant about celebrities adopting kids for bit:
How is that celebrities can easily adopt a child yet "normal" people have a hard time and have to be put on waiting lists? Adoption agencies will put normal couples through the ringer and investigate their homes to see if they are fit. Yet celebrities, who normally don't live fit lifestyles, will have a baby in their house so quickly.

I'm not knocking celebrities and them wanting to adopt because I do think it's very admirable thing to do. However, I think they should be treated like every couple, especially when it involves the welfare of child.

End rant.

She should start by adopting the Cruise/Holmes kid. Yes it would grow up stupid and not know the difference between chicken and tuna but atleast it wouldn't be subject to this Scientology bullshit.

She should adopt a brown paper bag and raise it on her head.

#5 - It's All About the Benjamins baby!

LMFAO at #7! But, I'd STILL hit it. I love juggs.

Jessica, you have to admire here for always being at the hieght of fashion! I mean after all, orphans are this years Birkin Bag. Way to go Jess, but hurry up, you need to get the Orphan THIS year, you don't want to wait to long and end up in EW's "So five minutes ago" column.

Unlike actual pregnancy and childbirth, adoption will allow her to keep the figure her father likes so much.

1. Don't celebrities fuck anymore? When did fucking go out of style?

2. How is it that a smokin' hot semi-retarded bimbo can't just get knocked up these days? If this broad was a waitress she'd be working on abortion number four. ("I'm thinking about keeping it, maybe he won't hit me anymore if we have the baby . . .")

Fashion statement!

Whooo!

Don't worry, guys, she'll probably have 5 or 6 nannies, so she won't actually be raising anyone. It's all about the appearance. She'll get a Christams card with the kid's picture in it and a yearly update, kinda like World Vision or something.

Maybe she can adopt Whitney and Bobby's three brats. They'll probably need a good home soon.
Oh, but I forgot...the orphands have to be little - like last years dogs.

She'll adopt a little Ethiopian boy, saving him from a life full of pain, despair, poverty, hunger, and famine. He will then grow up so confused and just completely void of any kind of normal friends or family, he will no longer be able to take it.
And in ironic twist, after "Papa Joe" finally touches his swimsuit area one too many times, the kid develops a terrible eating disorder and starves himself to death to escape the pain of being a Simpson.
It's just the circle of life, I guess.

Why in the world would she want a child? She's not even ready to cohabit with a husband much less raise a child on her own. It's probably some frivolous desire akin to getting one of those cute little chihuahuas that everyone has, it's like a slightly larger accessory. She can't be serious, she is young enough to physically have her own children unless she's terrified of getting "fat", which I totally believe is the reason behind this bullshit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb8QpX6giAk&search=jessica%20alba%20mad%20tv

Simpson needs to watch this skit and REALLY think about what she wants to do.

People, this is were Alba shines.

Both Jessica's (somehow) United

Does she want to adpot so that the orphan can teach her how to read and count to 10?

Hey Jessica, any chance you would want to adopt a 29 yr old white guy with a big titty fetish? Please?

#3 I was thinking the same thing!

#11 & #19 I literally laughed out loud.

She is too stupid to be in charge of another human being. However, many biological parents are also too stupid to be raising children. At least Jess will have tons of nannies to make sure she doesn't put the diaper on the wrong end or something.

Wow, first Jessica Simpson helps ugly people get face lifts, and now she is helping my people get safely across the border by adopting them!? Quit protesting my people, let's go over to Jessica Simpson's house and ask her to adopt us!

I agree with #9. The fad of adopting kids seems to be some kind of sick fad right now.

#11- Why would Jess want to get knocked up and ruin her money making body?

I think this is just a trend, mainly started by the ever luscious Angelina. Even the Operation Smile good doer is just a trend and it's sad. The kids are going to end up like Paris's Tinkerbell. Where is that damn dog anyway?

She had better get moving on this. Sources close to the family have stated that Joe has already put in an order for two Thai Ladyboys and one cute little blonde that "needs to look exactly like Jessica".

When did Jessica become the anit-Christ? Being a "dumb
blonde" doesn't mean that you can't be a decent parent
to a child who otherwise would have a miserable life.
There are worst things the girl could do. Give her a
break until she proves herself unfit to parent.

Seriously, I don't get the fascination with this ho. And sick of hearing her called "smokin' hot." She's alright looking with an ok body, fake tan, fake blonde, fake tits, and the worst artificial smile I've ever seen. Seriously, how many photos have you seen of her where she has that frozen smile? A friggin celebrity can't even smile convincingly? And I feel sorry for any kids who get adopted by her. Sure they would have money - for now - but I guarantee you Jessica will be flat broke by 30. She's just that stupid.

#25 "Being a "dumb
blonde" doesn't mean that you can't be a decent parent
to a child who otherwise would have a miserable life."

No one's saying that she can't be a decent parent. Well, ok, everyone's saying that, but the point is this. It seems that she is considering this after it looks to be a way to get good press, which she's in need of at the moment. Anyhoo, the problem is that her life is in no way stable. She's in the middle of getting a divorce, she's very busy in her 'career', and she doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna. Does she know the difference between diaper rash cream and retin-A? Does she know that giving honey to an infant under 1 year old can cause botulism? Sorry, but SOME level of intelligence is kind of necessary to be a decent parent. Also, if any 'regular' person was trying to adopt and had similar circumstances, i.e. a divorce in the works, job that necessitates frequent travel, being a moron, etc, they wouldn't have a chance. Plus, why assume that just because the kid may be adopted by someone other than Jessica Simpson, that automatically means he/she would otherwise have a miserable life?

Um, really, do we need ANOTHER Dumb & Dumber sequel?

Does this mean that children are this season's Chihuahua?

#25:"Being a "dumb blonde" doesn't mean that you can't be a decent parent
to a child who otherwise would have a miserable life."

My response is but two 'simple' words

Britney. Spears.

"Being a "dumb blonde" doesn't mean that you can't be a decent parent
to a child who otherwise would have a miserable life."

Yes, in fact it does. A recent government study released by the Center for Cognitive Hair Color Studies (CCHCS) has concluded that no child born to a cognitively deficient woman with blonde hair in the United States has survived past 8 yrs. of age during the period 1986-2005.

The number one cause of death was, "Forgot where I put the child." (54.3%) followed closely by "Starvation"/couldn't operate can opener, stove, microwave etc...(42.1%)

Maybe she should start out slow... like with a plant or something. If she can keep it alive for more than a month (and it is determined that it was not a plastic plant), then she can take on something more demanding, like a hermit crab. Baby steps, Jess, baby steps.

People should be required to take an IQ test before adopting children. Then having to pass at least on a high school level. Just shows that money can and will buy everything.

First she goes to washington to help speak for kids w/ f'd up grills, now she's talking adoption. If she REALLY wants to be Angelina,she'd sleep with david arquette and f up courtney's marriage.

She wants to ruin a life. Why would she do such a thing.

to be a fly on the wall at the adoption interview:
Legal guy: you will be responsible for yadda yadda yadda
Jess: is this a baby I have here, or a tuna chicken?

She's always been so jealous of Britney. Now she's buying her own baby airbag.

Next, she'll marry some douchebag, no-talent "singer".

At least we shouldn't worry that those kids might inherit her brains...!

She wants to adopt a baby blah blah blah. Now lets talk about her body. She needs to do some squats cuz that ass is flat!

A "smattering of Mexican orphanages"?

What the fuck is that? How do they choose this smatering? The Mexican yellow pages? WWW.Mexicanorphanages.com? Does Jessica even know where Mexico is? Or how to spell orphanage for that matter?

Stupid probably gave her gardener a 10 spot once for x-mas and that's where all this bullshit comes from.

This is amazing considering she's probably the "Hussy" that had an abortion. Yeah she'd make a great mommie...dearest.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/29/jessica_simpson_wants_to_adopt.html

is the ink even dry on her divorce papers yet? and she's looking in to adoption? take a breather...i guess adopting is the IN thing at the moment...

Sorry...wrong link:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060317.html

It's all Jessica's dad's agenda; you think Jessica actually knows what's going on? Please! Joe told her she's getting an American Girl doll that moves and she can't wait to play with it and feed it tuna of the feathers.

#3 and #26...

I was thinking the same exact things. IF there were any donation, it was probably just for publicity/bragging rights.

And that smile is ALWAYS exactly the same: fake and frozen on her face. Creepy.

LOL @ #44. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#29...I was thinking the same thing. I was wondering if she'd buy one of those cute little shoulder carriers with a hole in it so the kid could poke its head out.

She needs a kid like a hole in the head...oh, wait...never mind...

Note to Jessica: trying to emulate Angelina Jolie won't get you Brad Pitt. Stop trying to become Mother Theresa and be the dumb slutty-looking cock-tease with no talent you always were.

She's just trying to be a "good" celebrity and do things that distract from the fact that she can't act or sing outta a paper bag. She really will be broke by 30, Ashlee will be supporting her handbag habit by then. Or maybe she'll move back to Texas...we can only hope!

post #11 made me laugh!

It seems she's trying to fill an empty part of her life. Lucky kid though - prolly whack off in her panties or sell them on ebay or both.

do we really care?

Can you say Angelina wannabe....?

If this woman adopts a child, they aught to issue a government motherhood quiz, for stupid ass celebrities.

LOL @ this

Jess adopting? Flaming globes of Sigmund!

What the entire wretched Simpson Clan needs is to be sterilized - Mama, Papa Joe, "Bressica" and the Amazingly Gifted Lipsyncher Ashley.

Ol' Nick Lachey really dodged a bullet on this one. OOh what a lucky man he was...

How else can someone get a pet that will love you unconditionally and talk too? I mean Angelina and Brad did it, why not Jessica? Plus she doesn't want the negative physical hit that pregnancy takes on a woman's body. Her Dad doesn't want his favorite D cups to sag any, a real and unfortunate side effect. I don't think Jessica could take care of a puppy much less a kid. But money talks and there will be a line of white trailer park trash lining up to sell their kids.

I agree with you. #3 is most likely the reason she's looking into it, and he probably has accomplices all across the globe...just waiting for Jess to make up her oh-so-smart mind and adopt. So Joe can have sex with his grandchildren. Eww.

Jessica: "Daddy, how do you spell adoption and what does it mean? Why am I doing this again? Will this make me even more famous?"

Daddy Simpson: "Yes, my lovely beautiful, big breasted daughter."

Jessica: "Oh.Ok! I think that have I'll maybe two or three!"

She is such a dipstick!!!! There is a term for her and it's "ATTENTION SEEKER"... I'll bet in the next couple of years she'll be on some tripe reality tv show, so that people can get to know, "the real her", Yeah right, all the pouting and posturing and body alterations etc... There is absoloutley nothing about this sad little woman that is real!

uh, ok...she should not have kids at all!