March 1, 2006
Jessica Alba wants to sue Playboy
Jessica Alba is threatening to sue Playboy for putting her image on their cover, claiming that Hugh Hefner & Co. are trying to make it seem that she appears in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial." The Smoking Gun has a copy of the legal threat letter which requests that Playboy cease distributing the magazine and provide Alba with a "monetary settlement" for its unauthorized use of her image for commercial purposes.
The ploy might have worked better if Playboy had picked a somewhat new image as opposed to the Into the Blue promo that everybody's already seen. It'd be like Newsweek putting the Ghostbusters poster on their cover and pretending they've got exclusive pictures of Bill Murray with real live ghosts.
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Comments
1. Posted by Baroness on March 1, 2006 4:30 PM
Is anyone else sick of Jessica Alba?
2. Posted by downshine on March 1, 2006 4:36 PM
im sick of hugh heffner.
3. Posted by chelleann66 on March 1, 2006 4:38 PM
More like Jessica Alba-tross ...
around our effing necks...
4. Posted by SumLikeitHoTT on March 1, 2006 4:42 PM
hell i would get more money too, can u blame her>?
5. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 1, 2006 4:45 PM
I thought she wasn't into posing nude. Guess I was wrong.
6. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 1, 2006 4:45 PM
Wait until her parents get a load of this!
7. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 4:47 PM
Jessica, you are on the cover of Playboy, you dirty dirty slutbag. So you didn't agree to pose for them, so what, you're a shameful whore now, a dirty filthy little nasty bitch, thats right, thats what you are. Now go get Jenny McCarthy some toilet paper.
8. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 1, 2006 4:47 PM
This is the same reaction Kid Rock gave after he found out his sex tape with Scott Stapp was released.
If you're going to pose for playboy, then be very aware that there might be a tiny bit of nudity in the magazine. At least that's what I heard.
I wonder if she realized this while she was doing the nudy photo shoot.
9. Posted by azcoyote on March 1, 2006 4:48 PM
She didn't pose at all aparently.
Sick of JA? I think not. Just a look at her in the "white bikini of 2005" is proof perfect that there is a God...
http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/20050105albabeach1.jpg
And he is a man... And he knows how to make a great ass... An he wants to bang hot young chicks like Jessica Alba too...
Wait. Too far?
10. Posted by UCSD on March 1, 2006 4:56 PM
#1. Is anyone else sick of Jessica Alba?
NO. Why would we be sick of a hottie in a bikini? Bring on the Alba.
11. Posted by davina85 on March 1, 2006 4:58 PM
yep i'm damn sick of her. I love how she acts as if she has this serious actress reputation to protect. Earth to Jessica:your only purpose in movies is to show your tits and ass off through pathetic little outfits, that's never going to change so take the publicity as a gift and attempt to do something productive with your time. You guys may knock angelina but at least she's out there trying to make a difference instead of bithing and moaning about a publicity shot doing exactly what its supposed to. I say kill jessica and harvest her organs...it would sure serve a better purpose.
12. Posted by azcoyote on March 1, 2006 5:00 PM
#11 super extreme!
Harvest away! Dibs on the ass. I think I shall wear it as a hat, as is the custom with all asses of Alba...
13. Posted by blackblackheart on March 1, 2006 5:05 PM
Jessica Alba does have a mature acting career... Do you people think she's Lindsay Lohan or something? Even still, Lindsay Lohan is a very successful actress and is good at her trade and if you can't admit that then you need to grow up =/...
14. Posted by blackblackheart on March 1, 2006 5:06 PM
(incase you didn't catch it, my point was that Jessica Alba deserves more respect than Lindsay Lohan, and that even Lindsay Lohan deserves some respect)
15. Posted by popcornsuite on March 1, 2006 5:11 PM
Any person who is halfway familiar with Playboy knows that not all PB cover girls are nude on the inside pages. And I guess PB made a deal with whoever owned the promotional pictures of Jessica Alba, so I don't think she has a leg to stand on. Those weren't her pictures to begin with.
By the way...
"Even still, Lindsay Lohan is a very successful actress and is good at her trade and if you can't admit that then you need to grow up =/..."
If you mean that she is good at her trade as a teeny bopper, sure. I'll admit that. But she will NEVER be a serious actress. And I am perfectly grown up, thank you.
16. Posted by Akapee on March 1, 2006 5:15 PM
Aw, this is too tame!! I wish they had pics of her on the cover squirting, cumming and being cummed on...now that would have been hot.
17. Posted by L.ronhubbard on March 1, 2006 5:20 PM
Sick of Jessica Alba? The only quibble I have with this site is there aren't enough stories and naughty photographs of the dear gal. As usual it seems to be the ladies who are doing the complaining.
18. Posted by cibby on March 1, 2006 5:21 PM
I agree that it is misleading. When I got this issue, I thought - well! But inside, there's just one picture of her and some text... that's it...
Playboy's just capitalizing on her current fame...lazy Playboy!
19. Posted by Otto on March 1, 2006 5:22 PM
I'd let her harvest my organ. And I'll bet she could act like she liked it...I mean, you know because she's such a good actress...I don't mean to imply that she would actually like it. It's way to big for that. Way to big.
20. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 5:27 PM
That's rich coming from someone who has made a career out of a) posing half naked and pouting and b) playing strippers/women in bikinis. Because god knows she's not made it on her, er, 'acting skills'.
Grow up, Alba. Surely it's about time she realised people only want her body and nothing else.
21. Posted by happy_bunny on March 1, 2006 5:30 PM
This kind of thing might not happen to Alba so often if she'd ever put on some clothes and choose some roles that don't showcase the emotional range of her ass.
22. Posted by Sally on March 1, 2006 5:45 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but is a teeny-weeny bikini like that not semi-nude anyway? I think Jessica's hot but sometimes you just gotta know when to keep your mouth shut. Nobody wants to see her half-assed acting, she will never win an Oscar or be taken seriously. I think pretty much all the guys on this web site would probably prefer to see her in a porno (and we all know how much acting that takes)... I don't know what kind of fantasy world this girl is living in but she is one hell of a hypocrite... You can't be an actress and try to give off the impression you're the Virgin Mary. No wonder in some languages there's only one word for actress/slut... Oh, and the mismatched bikini looks skanky - hate that look (she'd be better off nude hahaha)...
23. Posted by Tania on March 1, 2006 5:50 PM
This particular story is a little annoying, but I am not sick of Jessica Alba. Yes I am a woman and yes I am jealous of her. If I could somehow cut and paste her entire body onto mine, I'd be a happy, happy girl.
I have to say that I think she looks much better when her hair is darker and more natural. This whole trying to be blonde thing just makes it look brassy.
24. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 5:50 PM
I'm a girl who swings both ways, so to speak, and I don't find alba hot. Doesn't mean I'm jealous. Just that there are many people I find hot that aren't alba. Besides the fact that she's actually a rather annoying young lady and not a good enough actress to earn my respect, I can't think of any other reason to like her.
25. Posted by Baroness on March 1, 2006 5:59 PM
#17, Of course women will do most of the complaining because you guys are content ogling Alba in her skimpy bikini while we demand more. I'm not 'jealous', I'm just sick of seeing her so scantily-clad in stripper roles and then bitch about not being taken seriously.
26. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 6:00 PM
#13,
If you think that Lindsey Lohan is a sweet girl with a wonderful acting career and we are all just terrible people then I want to know two things from you.
1. Is Tara Reid underated as an actress and
2. What the hell are you doing on THIS site?
27. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 6:05 PM
I think Baroness hit the nail on the head there
28. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 6:07 PM
I think Baroness hit the nail right on the head there.
29. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 6:08 PM
So good I had to say it twice. God damn you, superficial, and your cynical ploy to make me look like a windowlicker with a laptop.
30. Posted by NewGuy on March 1, 2006 6:09 PM
This
Website
SUCKS!!!
Who's with me?
31. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 1, 2006 6:15 PM
Quite....
32. Posted by billabong021 on March 1, 2006 6:16 PM
I never thought she was that great an actor.
Its not her poor acting skills its just that she never really made it in a good movie and dark angel (thats it right?) was always just a less fagoty buffy series so that doesnt count.
33. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 6:18 PM
Siiiigh, #30, NewGuy You're the same person that was going on and on about this website on two other posts. If it sucks why do you sign on here so much? oh, whats that? No answer? Fine, now leave us alone so we can compare Lindsay Lohans crotch two ground beef thats been left out in the sun for 2 days.
34. Posted by Spindoc on March 1, 2006 6:19 PM
Siiiigh, #30, NewGuy You're the same person that was going on and on about this website on two other posts. If it sucks why do you sign on here so much? oh, whats that? No answer? Fine, now leave us alone so we can compare Lindsay Lohans crotch two ground beef thats been left out in the sun for 2 days.
35. Posted by Sheva on March 1, 2006 6:42 PM
I'm just here to give props to for posting that incredible picture of Jessica. Yes, I'm a man and I've always dug her. As in all of her. I don't know her "true" personality and I don't care since it doesn't matter here.
As for Baroness and all the Sarah Jessica hag worshipers, don't you have some vacuous shopping to do or something?
36. Posted by HelpingOutTheMorons on March 1, 2006 6:46 PM
I'm sick of this coos. Her acting sucks and her lips look like they've done time on Joe Simpson's swizzle stick.
37. Posted by whackjob on March 1, 2006 6:48 PM
I subscribe. The issue shows up an I'm all, "yeah...Alba went playboy". Open it up to find some uninspiring bathing suit pose from who cares.
Misleading? Yeah. Big deal? eff-no. Litigable? (haha...look it up). Probably not.
Look at the white bikini shot(s) again. Tired of JA? Are you kiddin me? Long may she rock....at least until she's an old hag-bag like Lindsay.
38. Posted by BoardBetty on March 1, 2006 6:54 PM
Jessica Alba is hot, Hot, HOT!!! I'm a chick (mostly hetero) and I'm not complaining. In fact I may need to go take care of some business. More pics of Jessica please.
39. Posted by HollyJ on March 1, 2006 7:02 PM
I hope she sues his saggy old grey balls off.
40. Posted by The Lazy Asian on March 1, 2006 7:12 PM
#1 - WTF? Sick of Jessica Alba?? That's crazy talk.
41. Posted by Otto on March 1, 2006 7:14 PM
I'm a guy (mostly hetro) and I happen to have saggy old grey balls and I'd like to set up a arm wrestling match between #24 (swings) and #38 (mostly) to settle this once and for all. It could be at my place and by "arm wrestling" I mean naked arm wrestling in a vat of jell-o. We're all adults, so let's settle this like adults.
42. Posted by Dtbb on March 1, 2006 7:20 PM
Only 1 thing hotter than J Alba: #38 Talking about J Alba.
43. Posted by jimmycracks on March 1, 2006 7:31 PM
I'm confused. This from the girl who wears sheer tops? SHE wants to sue? http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mopo.ca/hello/1907759/640/JESSICAALBA-2005.06.22-10.58.12.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mopo.ca/2005/06/jessica-alba-sin-nipple.html&h=640&w=452&sz=40&tbnid=O-1PCQbEa2kaSM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=95&hl=en&start=24&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djessica%2Balba%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
44. Posted by LoneWolf on March 1, 2006 7:35 PM
I haven't gotten my issue in the mail yet. I hope this silliness doesn't mean it's not coming - if there's a limited distribution it'll be worth some money one day.
Lindsay's desparate to show boobage and Jessica's threatening suing over implied boobage. Too bad Hef couldn't have coordinated better and made this thing a win-win.
45. Posted by SumLikeitHoTT on March 1, 2006 7:38 PM
LOL geez shes got deal with it people
she didnt pose they just used her picture
im sure she doesnt get her choice in roles but she takes them as they come & if she making money and having fun well who the fuck r we to complain. Plus she looks damn good
46. Posted by HollyJ on March 1, 2006 8:34 PM
41/Otto, if you can get swings-both-ways and mostly-hetero to French-tickle your grey saggy ballsac, I'll bring the digital camera, shoulder-high latex bovine gloves, and plaintains.
47. Posted by HollyJ on March 1, 2006 8:37 PM
PS I expect you to dress accordingly:
http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/2970/moblog_937b4e012b0b0.jpg
48. Posted by L.ronhubbard on March 1, 2006 9:26 PM
Ummm...unless I'm terribly mistaken this site is still called Thesuperficial.com. To be honest I'm not particularly interested in "demanding more" out of pinhead celebrities. I pop in here for a gander because I get a kick out of seeing and hearing these spoiled brats make asses out of themselves. This particular post has elicited an enjoyable joust of commentary but there is a double standard where the men and women are concerned. It seems women are cut all the slack in the world for harboring impossible fantasies for the sensitive Brokeback Mountain lads while men are chastized for drooling over the splendid J.A. or the bodaciously cute Jennifer Love Hewitt. As tempting the prospect of cultivating a Cowpoke-Joycean scholar side of my persona may be, I'll just take solace in the fact there'll be a new "Ghost Whisperer" episode on the tube in 48 hours.
49. Posted by hugo on March 1, 2006 10:01 PM
i'm really not sick of jessica alba!
50. Posted by energy_guru on March 1, 2006 10:02 PM
Nobody wants her to pose nude anyway, at least not until she works on her body a little bit. She has a lot of work to do, girl can get way hotter with some work.
51. Posted by displayname on March 1, 2006 10:45 PM
Yeah where are LaydeeBug and PapaHotNuts? Oh, they are the same person along with many other usernames he/she used to banter back and forth with.
She did mention she got a new job Monday, so probably got fired from the last one for being on the internet all day and now doesn't have internet access.
What a loser. Just a mild case of MPD that fell apart. Expose'D.
52. Posted by amma on March 1, 2006 11:16 PM
I'm a girl, and I have to say, Jessica Alba is a girl I get. She's not too fat, not too skinny, not too gym-bodied out. She looks almost normal, albeit better than most. Good for her!
Shame on Playboy! They shouldn't be able to use her to promote their magazine without paying her for her image! And I usually consider them pretty classy--I mean as far as skin mags go, they are sooo tame.
53. Posted by Binky on March 1, 2006 11:30 PM
It seems like 'true confessions' blog ce soir - so: I'm a guy who swings both ways. I like both str8 women and lesbians.
(Hummm, ok, maybe not the really short-haired butch type, who spend their day pressing weights. Well, unless they can service my car.) Where was I ?
If you read the Smoking Gun thingy (a legal term kids)- Playboy agreed not to put her on the cover, ignored her, and did it anyway. Sue their ass.
54. Posted by Otto on March 1, 2006 11:51 PM
Ok HollyJ #45...let's keep our eye on the ball...this is about Jessica, not about you and your plantains...or even about my saggy grey balls. This is a cage match and there's only so much room in the cage. I think we can fit you, swings-both-ways and mostly in there, but that's about it. You three will have to scratch and claw and pull hair and whatever else you crazy chicks do to figure out wether Jessica is hot or not and us guys will just have to stand on the outside and watch. No tears...that's just the way it hast to go down. Peace...out.
55. Posted by Adam on March 2, 2006 12:13 AM
#1 -s anyone else sick of Jessica Alba?
I'm definatly NOT sick of Jessica Alba and that sweet little ass. If you are [sick of Alba], you probably voted "No" on measure 36.
56. Posted by Adam on March 2, 2006 12:13 AM
#1 -s anyone else sick of Jessica Alba?
I'm definatly NOT sick of Jessica Alba and that sweet little ass. If you are [sick of Alba], you probably voted "No" on measure 36.
57. Posted by HollyJ on March 2, 2006 12:20 AM
LOL Otto
"Eye on the BALL" (Eye on the grey ball?) LOL! Excellent!
Alba's hot. No debate from me. I have EYES.
(But I'll still share my plaintain with you) =)
58. Posted by Jayne on March 2, 2006 1:17 AM
I understand why she's pissing and moaning.
After all she can appear nude or semi nude all by herself without Playboy profiting from it.
http://www.slutceleb.com/5/jessica_alba_nude_pic/images/moviehq004.jpg
http://www.slutceleb.com/5/jessica_alba_nude_pic/images/jessica_alba-syba-156.jpg
go figure.
And the only thing I'm sick of when it comes to Alba is either when she opens her mouth to speak. Shut your mouth and pose for the camera.
That's really you're only use.
59. Posted by Otto on March 2, 2006 1:17 AM
First off HollyJ, what the fuck does LOL mean? Excuse me If I'm old and have saggy grey balls, but I have no idea what anyone is saying. And second off, I have a vague idea what a plantain is, but I'm not sure and I hope it''s not some fucking rap reference. Frankly, I thought we were discussing Francis J. Alba the inventor of the rubber band. (cue Leo Sayer song).
60. Posted by hafaball on March 2, 2006 1:35 AM
I like Alba...who doesn't like the Alba, thou shalt not see another day or night if thou has forsaken her! Plus I'd do it. I mean the magazine, not Alba, because I like having my penis attached.
61. Posted by lohans8ball on March 2, 2006 2:20 AM
I look at girls in hollywood here like ja and I cant help but think theyd be so much better suited for porn. I am 100% serious. When you think about it, they would actually be contributing what I think they are truly good at. Lord knows they are not worth the insanely inflated salaries they are receiving for their pouty lips and high school grade performances. I simply avoid all films of this girl and other girls like her simply because they are NOT naked and performing sex acts for money. I dont like scantily clad, suggestive, flirty, sexy..blah blah.. its either you're NAKED and sweaty and screaming or you're not. Get off the big screen and magazine covers and get in front of the VIDEO camera where you really belong..
62. Posted by Dee on March 2, 2006 3:14 AM
She probably has nerve suing Playboy, I'm sure she needs the money. I never cared for her in any of the movies/shows I saw her in.
63. Posted by BadassFred on March 2, 2006 3:23 AM
Why do people act like if your buttcrack and nipples aren't showing you aren't technically nude? Jessica Alba is always prancing around half nekkid anyway...
64. Posted by gogoboots on March 2, 2006 3:31 AM
uhm jessica who? oh yeah the new tits and ass girl of hollywood...i forgot, she does movies where she's either a prostitute or a surfer chick. yeah, real compelling roles there jess!
in fact, why don't you stop posing for playbody while you're at it? and then suing them for more money you greedy whore! aside from that, she definitely has a body that i envy besides...
65. Posted by veggi on March 2, 2006 7:32 AM
#7- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's funny shit!
And she is just too hot- it's just not normal how hot she is!
66. Posted by Marzouq on March 2, 2006 7:58 AM
Hey the girl can do what she wants! I would bang the hell out of her!
loooooooooool@ #7
67. Posted by xd on March 2, 2006 8:39 AM
Oh god, am I sick of her... this chick really SUCKS very badly... she's really a big moron!!! So Playboy puts one of her best not to say the bestest picture of her that exists on its cover and she says she does not like it... oh girl, your success exists only thanks to those retouched pics of you thanks to amazing makeup artists and stylists and photographers that make you look that way you know very well you don't look like that when you look at yourself in the mirror... they appear in magazines and people think you're hot... that's all about you and your success, nothing else. Why would this moron complain for getting the best publicity she can get?? oh because she's a REAL MORON.
God people... this is how the girl you adore looks:: http://www.slutceleb.com/5/jessica_alba_nude_pic/images/moviehq004.jpg
do you really think she's hot?? NOT ME, NOT AT ALL, I'M NOT FOOLED!!!
68. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 9:04 AM
xd, that was a bit too enthusiastic. The girl isn't ugly, sure, but I don't think she's as hot as everyone claims. I've seen better looking women in the queue at Tesco buying bread. She's just one of those lucky girls who can afford an excellent stylist, personal trainer and makeup artist. Nothing special, but nothing vile either.
69. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 9:07 AM
I'll give the girl her due...at least she's got the balls to admit it -
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/alba%20im%20no%20sex%20symbol
still, whining about playboy taking advantage of your semi nude pictures/film shots when that's practically all you do is a bit, well, stupid
70. Posted by A2Bcom on March 2, 2006 9:28 AM
Jessica is a victim of American morality. Nothing more, nothing less. She believes it would hurt her career if people think she has posed nude in Playboy Magazine. And lets face it. She is probably right. America is a pudish state. Any such liberal move by a woman like this makes her a 'whore' or a 'slut' and makes her less of a person and more of an object. This has been clearly demonstarted by many of the responses here. If it was Cosmopolitan that published the photo, there would be now lawsuit. But there is a lawsuit becasue its Playboy, a magazine of questional morality in a prudish state.
71. Posted by robot_turkey on March 2, 2006 9:29 AM
No, it's not just females who aren't impressed by her. Me and my guy friends don't think she's all that. I think she's ugly and EVERYBODY in the galaxy knows she's a mattress-back. That's how she got her roles (she's so much as admitted it in other interviews) so she's no better than a common whore, selling her overused twat to the highest bidder and sucking her way to the t&a roles she wanted. That puta thinks her shit don't stink, but it does in a big way. She's a hypocrite and now a liar, trying to go all Miss Ann and act like she didn't crawl out of the gutter. She is only suited for hardcore porn.
72. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on March 2, 2006 9:43 AM
Those fucking assholes at Playboy have gone too far...First showing titties on glossy pages and now this. What's next crude cartoon jokes?
73. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 9:45 AM
The girl played a stripper and starred in what must be the most poorly disguised piece of masturbation fodder (into the blue) and yet she's afraid of hurting her career? She poses semi naked all the time. (side note - It never hurt Pam Anderson's career, or any other hollywood female for that matter) in any case, it's a bit late for her to get all prissy now, really.
74. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 2, 2006 10:03 AM
Hey, I think she's pretty hot and I'm a female. I'm straight so I'm not gonna go have a threesome and tape an Alba picture on the girl's face or anything but I think she is pretty. I wouldn't mind having her figure.
#50- Laydeebug was working a temp job and now she has a new one (not sure if it's another temp one or not) so that's where she's been.
75. Posted by A Nobody on March 2, 2006 10:40 AM
I have to agree she really does have a nice body, but her face is... Average. It makes her so overrated. Her acting is, frankly, quite bad. She was almost completely emotionless in Fantastic Four. Especiall that part where that dude asked her what she was feeling when she became invisible. The way she said "anger" was so fake and heartless. She's a good dancer, but her acting is bad.
P.S. See that shadow right on top of her belly ring? That means she's "sucking it in". Don't get fooled.
76. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 11:20 AM
I've also heard she had a boob job...she is looking a lot bigger and perkier these days, but who knows? In any case, it's clear that her rise to fame hasn't got a thing to do with her acting talent...quite frankly I've seen more talent in the bottom of a binbag
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006602.html
Not sure how true it is, but they're right, real breasts of that size would spread out
77. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 2, 2006 12:56 PM
Isn't this the same skank who would not do nudity for Sin City (even though her character was a stripper)because her father would kill her, yet shows up on the red carpet in a see-through dress? And Playboy for years has put actresses on the cover (i.e. Goldie Hawn, Paris "cumpster" Hilton, etc.) without anyone suing. Only Ms. Alba, the Meryl Streep of our generation, litigates the free publicity. I guess those rumors about her being a "fantastic" money-grubbing bitch are true. You go, girl! And get as much free swag as you can while your ass holds up.
78. Posted by Spindoc on March 2, 2006 1:01 PM
Oh Please #69 "A2Bcom" It isn't American Morality that Jessica is Afraid of. It's that they are using her pic to boost sales and she isn't getting paid for it. Lets be honest here, if you want to rant about cultural differences between America and your country fine, but if this was all about morality they would be asking Playboy to print an apology prominently on the front page of next months issue, but no, she is asking for a buttload of cash. God Bless America. LOL
79. Posted by Jayne on March 2, 2006 1:11 PM
hmph.
my links didn't work.
let's try..
http://www.celebarazzi.com/blog/image.html?image=albamtvnipples.jpg&title=Jessica%20Alba%20seethrough%20gown
*crosses fingers*
80. Posted by BabyBayBayLeigh010 on March 2, 2006 1:26 PM
Jessica Alba is a 'serious' actress. Her film credits include...
1) Into the Blue
2) Never Been Kissed
3) Sin City
4) Fantastic Four
5) Idle Hands
6) Mad TV
7) Flipper
And my personal favorite example of her MOVING and INSPIRING acting abilities...
8) Honey
81. Posted by ShanDourdan on March 2, 2006 1:38 PM
Gotta agree with the posters who say Jessica should shut her cakehole. I think she's attractive, not the prettiest girl I've seen, however she has got an amazing figure but you know what?. We know it, she knows, everyone freaking knows it, so why act like a complete ass and pretend like your career is made up of anything but being hot?.If you wanted to be taken serious you wouldn't have chosen films where all you're needed to do is wear a bikin and grind your ass. Get over it.
82. Posted by acuraintegralover on March 2, 2006 3:01 PM
I am a woman (happily married) and I adore Jess. I have loved her since "Camp Nowhere", "Flipper", and "Dark Angel". So she has done some movies lately that show her body but if you've got it, don't hide it. There are way to many jealous women out there. Everytime there is a story about Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or even Pam Anderson...everyone's always putting them down because of what God (or plastic surgeon) has given them. Everyone freaked out after Britney had her baby because one month later her stomach was flat again. Well I'm sorry but some people are naturally lucky to be so beautiful and have beautiful bodies. *Me not inlcuded* but I'm not going to sit here and put people down because i'm jealous - that's crazy. LIVE ON ALBA!!!
83. Posted by acuraintegralover on March 2, 2006 3:08 PM
By the way that pic on Awful Plastic Surgery was taken when she did one of those 'indie' movies which was like 7 or 8 years ago - which would have made her about 15-16 years old. I'm sorry i didn't get boobs until after i graduated from high school and stopped playing sports and stuff all the time. Everyone's body is different.
84. Posted by slinkhard on March 2, 2006 3:12 PM
'It seems women are cut all the slack in the world for harboring impossible fantasies for the sensitive Brokeback Mountain lads while men are chastized for drooling over the splendid J.A. or the bodaciously cute Jennifer Love Hewitt.'
Hardly. When was the last time you saw pictures posted of guys even topless? In fact, the last Heath Ledger (who by the way, leaves me cold) topic was about politics, iirc.
And it's half the guys here who seem to have a resentment for women what with the constant 'bitch/whore' comments, and snapping at any anonymous commenter you suspect might be a women with the endless and boring 'I bet you're really fat/ugly/jealous.'
(Me, I think Alba's cute enough. Wouldn't see a movie of hers, but I agree with her suing Playboy over this.)
A2Bcom, I liked your comment.
85. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 2, 2006 3:19 PM
#81 - we're on a site called 'the superficial'. That's what happens here. And besides, if I put someone down, doesn't mean I'm jealous. I'm jealous of Kate Beckinsale and Shirley Manson (as well as having a girlcrush on both) but you don't see me slagging them off. Believe it or not, not everyone in this world thinks Alba is that hot
#82 - yeah, I kind of ignored the first picture, but I was quite interested in how her boobs retained the perfect round shape on her back. In my experience that just doesn't happen with real breasts, no matter how big. Like I said, I don't know if it is real or not
86. Posted by HollyJ on March 2, 2006 5:50 PM
58 Otto...
"LOL" means "laugh out loud"
Plaintain is a large banana-looking veg.
I don't speak "rap." But I grew up in Hellabama, so I DO understand a bit of ebonics.
The rubber band was invented by Thomas Hancock (which could've made for a GREAT JOKE had it been spelled "hand cock")
I bet Leo Sayer has really old saggy grey balls.
87. Posted by Binky on March 2, 2006 7:11 PM
re: my last drivel. #52
ATTN: JA legal team
The only way this will work is if she donates any cash to charity. Everyone has a point. Can't get away from the 'bitchy' thing, although I doubt this was the first time Hef has taken advantage of a young woman...
PS : Don't forget the retainer
88. Posted by Bo_Smith on March 3, 2006 1:16 AM
I am sick to death of that skanky non-actress Jessica Alba she has no class and she is BORING BORING BORING. She doesn't make good gossip stories like Lindsay Lohan, she has done no movies that looked remotely worth watching and she is UGLY. Even if her body is one of the hottest around her face is reminds me of a monkey. I don't care if she is on Playboy, so what but do we have to get so excited over her?
89. Posted by Bo_Smith on March 3, 2006 1:18 AM
Correction do People on this site have to get so excited over her. For a site that is supposed to mock celebrities and poke fun at them the Superficial is very quick to bow down to this celebrity
90. Posted by Bo_Smith on March 3, 2006 1:21 AM
celebrity/whore/skank
91. Posted by Cindylover1969 on March 3, 2006 2:03 AM
"For a site that is supposed to mock celebrities and poke fun at them the Superficial is very quick to bow down to this celebrity"
There are exceptions to every rule, Mr. Smith (how's life treating you since your show was cancelled, by the way?).
92. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 3, 2006 5:51 AM
#41 (otto)...only just noticed that post...my plantain skills are unparallelled. 'Mostly Hetero' won't see the second round
93. Posted by Hotmamma' on March 3, 2006 3:53 PM
Ok, I have to say that you gals are Crazy! Jessica Alba is beautiful! The only explanation for the madness is A) You all live on some planet far away where everyone including you are supermodels, or B) You are insanely jealous! I hope the answer is A cause I would love to visit such a planet.
94. Posted by PostAcidYouth on March 3, 2006 4:13 PM
ahh, yes, the jealous thing. Because nobody can have their own personal taste in what's hot and what's not. It's all influenced by jealousy.
95. Posted by Foxbase Alpha on March 3, 2006 8:24 PM
Jessica Alba is a master thespian and a national treasure. How dare Playboy drag her name down with this shameless muckraking! Exploiting this poor woman's modest body for all to see. Her acting skills alone have the power to cure cancer and end world hunger three times over.
96. Posted by Hot Free Porn on March 8, 2006 2:24 AM
Jealous or not, anyone who can look at Jessica Alba and honestly say that she's not a VERY good looking young woman, needs to get their fucking eyes checked. Notice I said VERY good looking, not DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. She is however DROP DEAD... ATTRACTIVE. Everything from her slightly rhaspy voice, to her gorgeous, genuine smile, to her cute mannerisms are sexy as hell.
97. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 15, 2006 2:39 PM
#94, i have news for you, shes QUITE stupid ( not hatin! ) i mean she dropped out of school to "persue " her "dreams as a succesfull acress"...please! if she didnt have that ass shed be working at taco bell! everyone EVEN SHE KNOWS shes got NO acting ability. and although shes cute, in a 4-year old way ( what are you people, pedophiles???!! SICK! ) she couldnt act her way out of a paper bag. and that "dance" in sin city? A) GOLDIE would have made it MUCH sexier and hotter and B) was a complete idiot parade. she needs to know her life is a wretched thespian abortion
98. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 15, 2006 2:55 PM
#89 Bo Smith you forgot "TALENTLESS"
99. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 20, 2006 8:08 PM
oh man GET OVER HER!!!! i have so many girlfriends who are wo much hotter than that 4-year old face skank who plays the virgin mary in hollywood! come on we all know shes just the new T & A in hollywood/NYC. get iver her....remmeber britney spears???!!!!
100. Posted by Pedestal on March 24, 2006 2:53 AM
It's not her fault she's famous. Blame the people who go watch her movies. I'm surprised no one said anything about the crude comments made on her being nothing more than meat. No woman deserves to be treated this way. If society weren't so hung up on sexuality we wouldn't see so many young actress exposing their body in movies. Here's a new concept: sex sells! And who's freakin fault is that?? And to those who think she's ugly: you have right to your own taste but why so hateful?
On the original issue, she didn't pose nude for playboy and refused to pose for the magazine yet they still used her photo for the cover without her permission. This is an issue about her legal rights. Last time I checked, America was still big on individual's rights. Don't blame her if she wants to exercise that now!
101. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 24, 2006 5:16 PM
POST ACID YOUTH i am SO with you on EVERYTHING you have said, on EVERY LEVEL! oh i wish someone would bash her face into the concrete and do what ed norton did in american history X, oh i would LOVE that
102. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 24, 2006 5:17 PM
no jealousy here, i know im sexy ;)
103. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on April 1, 2006 12:43 PM
#94 says "Jessica Alba is a master thespian and a national treasure."
can i stop laughing now????!!!!!!
PostAcidYouth im into girls as well( as boys heehee ;) ) and you fuckin ROCK!!!! and as for #94, PLEASE!!! thats a complete joke!!! i cant (gasp) stop laughing!! PostAcidyouth, you with me on this one? and XD? you SO rock too!!! as for her talent, like i said above, if i may dust off an old chestnut...more like a "WRETCHED THESPIAN ABORTION" ...and did we all forget the talentless "thespian" more like skanky skankerton if you ask ME!
104. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on April 1, 2006 12:48 PM
PS-- good one Sally #22 !!! SERIOUSLY i cant stand mismatched bras and panties, bikinis, whatever! remember in "empire records" when liv tyler took off her clothes and her bra and panty set didnt even match!!! like, a satin red bra ( sexy! ) and like, tightie whities....BIG GRAMMA undies!!! yikes call me a snob, but im a debutonte, and were bred to make sure that it all matches when were out!!!!!!!!
105. Posted by Skyangel_2 on April 18, 2006 5:17 PM
Jessica alba didn't even pose in playboy. Her not posing in playboy had nothing to do with her being stuck up because she's not, it had every thing to do with her morale values and what she belives is right or wrong. She is not just a woman with a great body she is smart. As a matter of fact she graduated from highschool at 16, so she does have a mind to speak, to have opinions. She is very sophiticated and classy and if Jessica thinks she's above posing nude for Playboy I agree 100 percent.