Jennifer Aniston doesn't need your pity

Poor Jennifer.

I wonder how long it will take for someone to post a lame ass jenn nickname.

My bet is...by post 6.

~S

#2, Do you mean a name such as Chinnifer Maniston,, lololol, Is that what cha mean. tee hehe

like "maniston"...lmao...

she has a point. Why does she have to be viewed as a victim. She seems very happy with Vince anyway so... just leave her alone?

Jenn says 'Don't feel sorry for me', while she goes to the bathroom to do a line of coke. And to vomit up her last meal.

Vaughn was Brad Pitt's friend. He is definitely fiercely loyal to him.

Hahaha...Damn my bet was off by 3 posts...I knew I should of guessed sooner!!

~S

Well I'm sure glad she doesn't need it because I haven't been giving it away.

well, at least she will never be known as half of "jennrad." or "pittiston." i need a job...

Long live "Vincifer" ;)

She's probably doing that thing like what people do for birthdays where they might tell you they don't want anyone to buy them presents, yet everyone does anyways.

oh, skeletor, don't you know it's impossible for anyone to feel as sorry for someone as ugly and mannish as you? p.s. your face is starting to resemble that of a ventriloquist dummy, what with the deeeeeep lines from your mouth to your chin.

Aj... I am tired of Jenniffer. What she had done? She played Rachel and she keep portraying her in all her movies but with different names but same haircut. Besides that, she married Brad Pitt. What else?

Hmm, maybe we wouldn't feel as sorry for you if you didn't give out all those interviews where you were "Holding back tears", saying your ex, "is missing a sensitivity Chip", having your publicist say you are sad that you had to read about Angelina's pregnancy in the papers...etc... you can't have it both ways Manifer Assisgone

Well it's a good thing she doesn't need it since I have NEVER considered giving her any.

#13, I couldn't agree with you more. I made the mistake of seeing "Rock Star" with an exgirlfriend once and it was "Friends" but set in a skanky 80's setting. She also sucked in "Bruce Almighty" and "Along Came Polly". I can't wait until she falls off the face of the Earth.

Although she never mentions the serial-adoptist couple directly, she does take a nice jab at Pitt at the end of the article when talking about Vince Vaughn's Luca Brasi-esque quality:

"First and foremost, he's a really good, loyal friend. Fiercely loyal."

I guess I'm missing something here, but how is what she says a jab at Brad Pitt?

go team Brangelina! Jennifer is such a snobby bitch.

Jennifer is a press-spoiled. people liked Rachel and felt sorry for her when Ross and her split and now want teh same for her. She's the one who tells everybody 'I am fine, I am fine' as though someone had though otherwise. GET OVER: you're not the first woman whose hubby left her for someone sexier, deeper, amd more talented...

Am I the only person wondering how one makes one's skin "scrawl"? Proofread, Superficial - proofread.

Having said that, her skin does look rather "scrawly" in that picture.

nahh, i mean yes, we all know angelina is wayy hotter than jen will ever be, but wtf, shes a snobby bitch? lol how?? w/e, all these celebrities are asses anyway, but if we are to compare, jen actually seems more down to earth than angelina
anyway, i cant believe im commenting on this aniston-jolie shit again, this threesome sexcapade should be over by now...

#19

Was that English?

I wonder if Vince does the motorboat with Jeniifer's tiny ta-ta's.

this triangle thing has been going on for too long..everyone needs to let go and the only reason why jen continues to speak about it is because people make it such a big deal and part of everyday life. if i was her i would say the same stuff to get the world off my back. i think jen needs to be cut some slack and not have every one of her words analyzed

#23....yeah, but it comes out more like, "pfffffrttt"

J.A. should go the "no comment" route on it. Vogue probably asked her to comment on it so she did. But going forward, when mags ask her to comment on it, she should just refuse. Tell the reporters to consult some back copies of Us Weekly and STFU.

Not that I really care, but maybe she should hire a couple stylists and work on her look. Do a Natalie Portman, shave her head, or pierce her nose.... For five cents, Jen, look at yourself. You've looked EXACTLY the same for however many years. That hair... ugh.... and maybe take some method acting lessons or something, because I am really fucking sick of Rachel.

FACT: Jennifer Aniston has a nice body and her breasts are not small
FACT: I used to feel bad for her when this first came out because Angelina Jolie is hotter than everyone and it is not fair.
FACT: I do not feel bad for her anymore because she whines and bitches about it so much it only reminds everyone that she is uglier than Angelina.
FACT: I'd hit it.

HAHAHA! Swingers is a great movie and Vince Vaughn is awesome in it!

If I was Jennifer and had a choice between your pity and Vince Vaughn's "manliness", I'd take your pity any day....

Swingers was great. I think Vince needs to move on. If those stories about Jen are true, she one shallow bitch!

"I'm so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle" I read that and went, wah? I get it that there are 3 people involved, but why is she calling it a Bermuda Triangle? Then I realized she must be talking about the vortex that into which her career is disappearing. Surprising insightful, Ms. Man's Chin.

And Luca Brasi, I believe, ultimately slept with the fishes. If only these three idjits would suffer the same fate. Unfortunately, it appears that they will remain awake on The Superfish instead.

You don't want our pity?? What, our pity ain't good enough for you? Take what you can get! That's the way you pick your movie roles! (Why am I saying "you"? J.A. ain't gonna read this. She's too busy refusing my pity as she does the backstroke through her Scrooge McDuck home bank vault.)

WHO CARES?!? I am sick of all three of 'em...they all have more money then I would ever know what to do with - why don't they move somewhere where they are 'not known' and live off their riches in peace....
Why do celebs always say - 'I want my privacy' but end up dining at the trendiest of restaurants and staying at the most notorious locales?!? hummmm seems to me they allll really LOVE the attention we all give them! How about we alll stop caring about these idiots and move onto people who are 'in it' because they are 'talented'?!?

Sure Jen milk your pathetic life for all the publicity that you can still get. I agree besides being Rachel in Friends and being Rachel on shitty movies this bitty has not done crap. Go away, far far away.

EARTH TO MANISTON:

You want people to drop the topic? why don't YOU fucking drop it.

you're nothing but a sore loser looking for pity. that's why you're gonna wring every bit of juice out of this topic. too bad it won't make a difference to your pathetic acting career. loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone noticed the Superficial isn't as funny as it used to be?

Aniston and Vaugn look like good buddies, drinking buddies...getting naked and having wild sex buddies. Man, they sure are good friends.

This whole thing is a yawnathon, I'm glad Jen is tired of it as much as we are...

#37-Zanna, I totally agree. It's kinda lame now.

I think she's going keep being asked about it until the reporters stop caring. Everyone wants to be the one who got her to say something bad about them, so they keep asking her. If she said "no comment" every time, I bet they'd probably write about how she being a bitch or still isn't over it. Until some other celebrity drama happens we're gonna be stuck hearing about every litte detail in the Brad/Angelina/Jen/Vince universe.

She should just not comment about it. She shouldn't even talk about her relationship with vince. It's the death of all celebrity couples. KEEP IT ON THE DL!

The only reason I feel sorry for her is that she went from boning Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn, who's essentially an 8 foot tall walking forehead. Sure he's funny and I'm sure he's got a great personality, but man is he creepy looking. Imagine climbing that tree every night...sorry Jen.

Damn yeah, Brad is still way hotter than Vince, hands down. I'd hit 'em both at the same time tho, woohoo!

Jen looks pissed in almost every picture taken of her. It's so interesting. She must like the attention or something.

please. no more team aniston, jolie, pitt, or vaughn.

I wonder if Jennifer ever Googles herself and reads all the crap that people say about her chin. Shame! Remember how obsessed everyone was with her and her hair and all those magazine articles saying how to look more like Jen?

I liked her in Derailed though I have never been able to work out people got so excited about Friends.

My theory is that all three of them are gay and maybe even Vince Vaughn too. You never hear about how Brad sleeps around because I reckon he is doing it with men. Every other star the wife gets jealous and follows her husband around on film sets and stuff and there is some rumour - it is the same with George Clooney he isn't with anybody.

and I'm sure he has a secret boyfriend and so does Brad, and maybe Brad is doing Tom Cruise after he has broken up with Rob Thomas, while Angelina bangs that Asian "Supermodel".

I'm sure Jennifer will get up one night on the way to the bathroom and find she has left the computer on and type in her name just out of curiosity wouldn't you?

Sorry I'm waffling a bit ;-)

Has anyone forgotten the horrific waste of time, money, and brain cells that is The Good Girl?

If you think her hair, her attitude, and her pity-party is one big yawnfest, than that movie can only be described as a "Soma and vodka induced, brain activity flatline, DNR in place, don't wake me up if it means I have to ever watch that movie again on late-night TBS, kill me now and donate my organs to someone who promises to NEVER watch that movie" coma.

Yeah, that was long, but not as long as that fucking snoozefest. She seems a bit wooden in all her roles. Rachel was her liveliest character, and I think that's only because all the others distracted from her. Kinda like hanging out with fatter people than you. Wow, did you lose weight?

OHHHH. "...ARE one big yawnfest...". My bad; it's 2am and I'm sleepyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I fucked that whole post up. Time for bed.

Everybody else is trying to go on with their lives this bitch keeps on giving interviews. Dumb as Rachel goes to every interview that calls her and they want to know the same thing and this bitch comments on it. She won't let it die down. I have never heard of vince,brad or Angelina give any interviews. Every fuckin interview she did all they wanted to know about her divorce, If she shuts her mouth the shit will die down. She have got to be scoured.
Sorry, chinnifer that you thought you sooo beautiful and could not get dumbed but you did so give the shit up, and move on...You see vince is trying to help you, but a man can take only so much..

I don't really get why everyone says Jennifer Aniston is a) mannish b) ugly and c) pathetic. I would love to see pictures of all you winners who are sitting behind your computer typing "she has a large chin! AHAHA the world is mine!" while Jennifer is sitting in her giant mansion thinking "what will I get my cook to make me for lunch" while she wipes her ass with 100 dollar bills and plans her next tropical vacation. I mean, I know I'm on this website too so I'm not saying I'm not lame. I know I'm pretty lame for being here too. However, I'm not so incredibly disillusioned as to think Jennifer Aniston is revolting and pathetic based on what the MEDIA says. The fucking MEDIA. This is the same media that had a man who got SHOT IN THE FACE by the vice president of the united states APOLOGIZING in a press release. The media is obviously slanted. Witty reparte (a la The Superficial) is often hilarious but what is the point in slandering people in regards to things that aren't even true. I think Jennifer Aniston is beautiful, I don't really have an opinion on her as a person because I don't know her at all. I dunno, I think friends was pretty funny.. other than that, I don't know her. The point is, not everyone has the same opinions on what is beautiful but to look at Jennifer Aniston and act as though she is horribly deformed or a man-woman is just ridiculous. I've seen some bearded ladies and fugly girls in my day and Aniston certainly ain't one of 'em.
And in response to all of you saying "just stop talking about it, Jennifer and it will die down".... EXACTLY.
The media hops from one murder to the next quicker than this... FAR too much attention has been put on this. Move onnnnn.

Well good you overrated skinny bitch. If you dont want any pity then dont talk about it in a well-known magazine. She could have just not mentioned it and left it alone and talked about her non-existent career but did she? Hell fuckin NO. Because thats the only thing getting her any attention these days.

p.s. people get over cancer quicker than this thing has gotten over her divorce. You're not the first person to be left by her husband and by heck you wont be the last. George Clooney is probably leaving someone right now as we speak.

i've tried to get excited and turned on over manifer, but i just can't. she's such an incredible bore and i imagine having sex with her would be like trying to shove a marshmellow into a parking meter coin slot.

perhaps she was painted as a victim because she has a victim complex?

I mean seriously, she once again discribes herself as a victim in the article. Now she's a victim of the press labeling her a victim....lets all take a moment to feel sorry for her, not because of this, but because she is ugly and will likely die alone and childless.

#58

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I hope she reads this site.

Big frickin baby! If you don't want pity, then stop throwing pity parties. Move on, stop addressing the issue at hand and eat a damn sandwich while you are at it.

#54, Jennifer Anniston wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Sure, I am no Brad Pitt, but that doesn't stop me from crapping on celebrities. I have mentioned in another post about the definition of superficial: pertaining to a surface. Get it? If you want to gush over over-rated celebrities, why don't you try entertainmenttonight.com?

#57 That is the best analogy to what sex with Jen is like...I could not stop laughing, you people are fuckin' brilliant. As for caring about whether or not Jen has gotten over the divorce, clearly she hasn't, she's just trying to bore us to death with her whining. Yes, you were betrayed, now go play with your fiercely loyal teddy bear, because that's what he's there for. Oh and eat a cheeseburger while you're at it, you're looking mighty frail these days...

AHAHAHA. #61, I would respond the same way if I read my comment. really. I hate celebrity supporters and that was exactly what it sounded like. How do I defend myself.. umm.. I'm highly medicated? haha. (I'm not even lying)
It was hardly a "gush" over Jennifer Aniston, though, because I'm pretty indifferent to her in the first place. I'm not a crazed fan or some shit. I'm just so sick of people being like "so and so is sooo ugly" - like Evangeline Lily. WTF. she's so hot, and people were picking her apart just a few days ago.
In truth I'm just sick of seeing Bradifer or Brangelina or Brangelaniston or whatever the fuck they're calling them these days and I want them to GO AWAY.

53, the reason you don't see Brangelina interviews is not because they're so shy and retiring (it's Angelina, after all, who tips off the press when she's playing with Maddox. Much like Jennifer undoubtedly does when she's with Vince, and Brad does when holding Zahara.) but because they're the 'bad guys'. If they commented, they'd have to attempt to justify themselves which would undoubtedly turn people against them even more so. Staying silent is the smart move. If Jennifer had cheated on Brad, he would be doing the interviews and she would be shutting up.

Thank you #64. You know, North Americans are strange. We like to pride ourselves on being progressive and being fair and equal. We even crap on religions such as Islam (and even Christianity) for being unfair and cursing women into second place. But look at this now. A man cheats on his wife and his wife gets ridiculed and made into the villian. The message is quite clear: "When you get married, you'd better get knocked up soon or he'll dump you and it'll be all your fault!". I think its sad. Is the most interesting thing about a woman her uterus?

of course she doesn't. she has MONEY!!!!