Mar 13 2006Jared Leto is the walking dead

Ahhhh my eyes!!

jared looks like the kind of priest that, were i an altar boy, i'd be a little frightened to be alone in church with.

perhaps it's the m.j. makeup.

who's the fat chick with the piglet nose?

@3: Jared Leto.

I totally didn't recognize him. He looks like Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day now.

Jared Leto who? Why the hell is he even making news!?

He looks like Kelly Osbourne, wow! And I used to think he was hot too...damn...

The zombie priest look is so 'in' this spring. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

FATTIES NEED LOVE TOO! I BET SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD...I HOPE.

she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese

lol #4. why didn't i realize that?

He looks like that guy from Good Charlotte - meets - Father Guido Sarducci. And she looks like Britney Spears. Guess she sneaked out on KFed.

I'm glad he's finally dating in his own league now.

Best pickup line to use on fat girls:

You know, for a fat chick, you don't sweat that much.

Jared Leto uses it with amazing results.

LOL poster # 9 - that is funny, hahahaha.

Some chubby skull as it's put. :-)

Sex with the dead...yeah! Necrophilia! OMFG so hawt...

Jared Leto? And we know about him because....?

Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted. That's the only film I've noticed him in. And he gets to make out with Winona Ryder.
And yeah - he looks like a twat in this photo.

He wears Eyeliner all the time, he just put a bit more on in this picture. He should stick to what he's good at....giving Lindsey Lohan Anal.

He was one of People mag. 50 most beautiful people in 1996.......... wow!

Oh, Jared. It's so sad how far he's fallen. He used to be so damn cute in My So-Called Life. Too bad he had to get all emo and deep on us.

Jared Leto looks like a poor man's Joel Madden. Or is Joel Madden a poor man's Jared Leto?

Ah, the wonders of the world never cease...

LOL #3 & #4. You guys are too damn funny. These comments are all priceless today. Keep it up! You're making me laugh so hard.

Wasn't he rumored to have been dating Lindsay Hohan? He must like being surrounded by pigs.

#10 "she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese"

Gross!! That made me seriously gag.

Jared Leto - Another happy participant in This year's Bobbing for Bleach competition. Look at those damn eyes, I expect a bunch of albino mice to start crawling out of them at any instant.

I'd do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real "do" them. I'm not sure, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

I'd do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real "do" them. I'm not sure, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

sorry

Well at least he did not dress up like a rabbi. We know this one is not a Jew. Oy Vey!

Miss Piggy has made a comeback! OR perhaps Jared disguised himself to go out with the fattie, you know taken one home for the team.

He was never all that talented.

I don't really even know who this guy is or anything that he's been in. Anyone wanna fill me in?

WHo the hell is this guy?

Jared Leto. Fraaaaag. A friend of mine's lame-ass sister had a baby and named it Jared after him. That was about ten years ago. Christ, has this guy been around that long?

I saw 30 Secs in concert and he is SHORT

C'mon tits, he's been acting like an angsty bitch since '94 in My So Called Life (wah). I totally agree that is far to long.

Um, Jared Leto was Colin Farrell's bitch in Alexander.

Jared's next film is the third installment of The Adams Family, guess who he's playin'?!

The girl is a hybrid of Britney Spears and Courtney Love.

Gomez' anal wart?

Remember when Jared was Jordan Catalano and was so hot and dicked around Angela and couldn't read? And he said smart things like "this day has been one long thing that makes no sense"? I mean, he was so enjoyable. Now...it's sad, really. So sad that he was the guy that was too popular for Angela (Claire Danes) and now Claire Danes wouldn't stoop to dating him.
I might be getting my TV confused with reality again.

Maeve you've just confused reality and TV in the most funniest and enjoyable way possible!

People frequently put on makeup when going to shows. Generally metal or hardcore. While at punk shows people generally spike their hair. There's nothing worng with it. People have done it for decades.

STAY PUFF.

What the hell is WRONG with you people?

To the people who made comments 3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44, I hope you all burn in hell.

I don't know what the hell possesses people to be so damn rude and say horrible things about people that they don't know. Say what you want about Jared but leave my friend OUT of it.

I can't even post about a great time me and my friend had without it ending up on a stupid website and find out that they're talking shit about her. You all need to grow up and get a life.

Yeah, it sucks doesn't it.

Hoping that #3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44 (people that you don't know, but might me fat!) burn in hell is very rude indeed. Even if they are fat.

Yuck, Jared is really starting to look like Marc Anthony. That is NOT a good thing. But Jared is only doing it for a movie...Marc Anthony is hideous for life!

To #45 Angela: Tell your friend to call 1-800-94-JENNY.

I'm not talking about anyone's weight here. I'm talking about people's attitudes and the horrible things they say.

When someone insults someone that I care about then they are insulting me. It's immature and stupid.

Angela you should leave this site if you are so insulted. You keep hangin' around to see what we're saying then you get all offended! Is that really YOU in the picture and that's why you're all bent outta shape? (Outta shape...get it).

We're mean to everyone here, this is THE SUPERFICIAL after all.

No acutally it's not me, it's a very good friend of mine. I don't ever come to this site... I had only heard about it. Someone from a livejournal community said that they had posted the pic I took and when I came here I saw what people were saying I wasn't pleased.

It's like I already said...this is a celeb gossip site. People are free the say whatever they want about Jared, but they don't need to make fun of my friend.

Boohoo, the internet is a public domain. Maybe you should keep your pictures private from now on.

#5, Billie Joe (in my opinion) is the hottest 34 year old I know. This kid... is hideously ugly. There is NO WAY you can get them cofused. Unless, maybe you're blind maybe...

I'd hit it.

#51 is right....They posted the pictures like "Oh aren't we cool?! We're posing with Jared Leto!" Then it's all "Hey, that's MY fat friend you're talking about!! Be nice you buttheads!"

Talk about your alltime backfires.

What a lot of people here don't seem to realize is that Jared Leto is the LEAD SINGER for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. It was his own band's concert.

A whole lot of performers wear make up to give the show an "edge" for whatever reason.

Though, I'm sure the make-up looked a lot better when he was thin and angular faced.

"Image removed at request of the owner."

Owner of what? Jared Leto? Is he a Masochist now?

"Image removed at request of the owner."

Owner of what? Jared Leto? Is he a Masochist now?

Angela: "Your friend" (pfft) is fat and foul-looking. As a fat bastard myself, I know fat when I see it, and your friend is fucking bloated. When she goes swimming, whales will try and mount her. I hope she's good at swimming, because aside from that, she's going to be dodging a lot of harpoons.

#58 actually make me spit my drink out! well done bwahaha

Well... I don't think anyone will be posting any pics of themselves with a celebrity for a while. (just a hunch)

"Blaaaaaaaaaarg. I will eat Jared Leto. Where's my party hat?"

Damn, I'm totally bummed that I missed seeing the picture that has traumatized Angela. I feel bad making fun of her fat friend if I haven't actually seen the picture of her fat friend.

Jared Leto is walking GOD!