Mar 14 2006Jack Black elopes with Tanya Haden

Good for them both. I hope they have a sucessful marriage.

Was 'bad acting' that killed the beauty...

I always thought that Jack Black was married to Laura Kightlinger and I'm never wrong so that makes Jack Black a polygamist - and polygamy is wrong.

i'd hit that

after i'd hit k-fed with his man boobs....yeah. exactly.

He's hilarious, and she looks great, so KUDOS to them both.

What's so bad about marrying a "hyperactive monkey?" I married my husband. So far, he hasn't crapped in the laundry, but give it time.

exactly, #6! i'm dating a hyperactive monkey, and so far he has yet to do anything with his poop other than fling it from time to time.

To be fair, a man like Jack Black's gotta lock that down when he gets it.

Now look at Jack's hair in this photo:

http://www.artforum.com/uploads/upload.000/id09213/article01.jpg

This is the first Hollywood couple I could asking see lasting.

whoops, I meant *actually.

I think the author is thinking of Jack Black's character in "Orange County"... Im sure he's not that way in real life... although, that would make for a pretty nice reality show...

Wow, I had no idea she was dating Jack Black.

It looks like she's just hot, but actually she is totally awesome, too. She was in one of my favorite bands, Silversun Pickups. He's one lucky dude.

Jack'll be fine as long as keeps smokin' weed and doesn't become a "serious" actor douchebag.

I'm looking at you Kilmer.

"t's kind of amazing that Jack Black is capable of dating an actual woman, let alone convincing her to marry him."

Are you fucking kidding me?

better her than me

Jack Black was on Howard Stern talking about her. He somewhat eluded to this being a permanent thing. She is far from looking like Gwyneth Paltrow's character in "Shallow Hal."

Jack, all the best and "Fuck Her Gently".

He's rockin' the old school stache. That's why she wants his junk.

What! I thought he was married to Kyle Glass.

Wow she is really beautiful.

With all that crazy energy he has I bet he's good in the sack.

by the way- shes pregnant.

Jack made a serious upgrade with this model. I think he dated Laura Kightliner for like 10 years. He got this chick for 10 minutes and eloped. Smart move.

I'm pretty sure he was married to Laura and got divorced. Not that I care, but Laura was about a foot taller than him and 60 pounds thinner. I don't know why he felt HE deserved an upgrade.

Who the hell is she?

JACK HAS PLANTED HIS SEED - good for him, even though i hate him, at least it goes to prove that men with amful amounts of body hair can get women

Wow, she's come a long way from ice skating and smashing Nancy Kerrigan in the knee...

I SWEAR, when I first read this my mind translated it to "Tonya Harding." Maybe I miss her?

Now that I think of it, I DO! I do miss her! Wonder where she is?

*sniffle*
*flips on WWF*

the kind of women fame will get you. sad realoly.

The porn star mustache worked for Burt Reynolds. Now Jack Black. Seriously, if Adrien Brody were smart, he'd grow one to get Angelina Jolie in the sack. The stache = magic.

when did he and Laura Kightlinger end it? they were legally married in my state. and who is this chick? i didn't learn anything about her on a google search except that she married jack black and was in a movie in 2001 that didn't list her part.

She's pregnant.

#26, ME TOO! I SO thought that said Tanya Harding. Now THAT woulda been some juicy news. Rats.

They had gone to the same high school and had been friends, but Black had never asked her out then. Call me a sap, but I think that's sweet.

Plus if it means that Jack Black will start coming to Decemberists shows (his sister-in law is in the band) so much the better.

Aww I think it's nice. He's marrying a non-famous person and she's marrying an unattractive guy she was friends with. That's really sweet.

So basically she didn't think he was worth dating til he had some fame in the bank. Sounds like a sweet girl.

I know Tanya. She is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. There is not a pretensious, self-serving, or mean bone in her entire body! (for the jealous idiots who make mean assumptions!) I think that's why Jack fell in love with her. She's genuine.

Besides, she may not be on the commercial status level as Jack, YET, but all of us in LA know she is extremely talented, albeit a little shy. Her music and artwork already had a following long before she got serious with Jack. All of her friends wish her all the best. She's someone who truly deserves happiness in her life, and now that she may have found some, everyone can't wait to see and hear what new creative flow might come out of her. She's got it.

Call me a jealous idiot who makes mean assumptions then, but the fact remains that she didn't think his ass was worth dating in high school, now she does...is he better looking than he was in high-school, or has something else about him changed? Oh yeah, thats right, he's rich and famous. Go Tanya, nothing says a star fucker can't be a sweethart. ;)

Dude....even Jack says he never asked her out in highschool. He wanted to, but didn't. It's in print.
So how the hell would you know whether she would of went out with him or not?

Uh..duh...women aren't mind readers.

You're still an IDIOT. LOL

Thank God she has more of a life than to read this crap, and come to think of it....so do I.

Later Loser.

She was in Shallow Hal.. one of his friends, or something.. she gives him advice in a scene.

Hmm, I'm an idiot and a loser because I don't take your word for it that your friend is really neato peachy keen. LEts see, my choice is between you thinking I'm a loser or me listening to you and agreeing with you....gosh, it's a toughie but I guess I'm going to have to change my business cards to read Mr. Loser! Oh yeah, by the way, ask your friend if getting a good table at the IVY is worth having Jack Black sweating and heaving on top of her.

aren't they then having a baby monkey too?

#39-Thanks for the fabulous mental image of Jack Black sweating and heaving on top of ANYBODY. Ugh. Here's an even better one for you: Think of the face he would make at the end. Blech.

will the baby be born with a molester 'stache, or does that grow in around the little monkey's first birthday?

i bet he is a great guy!