Mar 24 2006Colin Farrell and Kate Moss have sexy conversations

Colon looks hungry.

2nd, bitches.

She must have gotten tired of talking to Pat Obrien from the insider!!!!!!!!!

Kate must still be on drugs to be dating such a lame excuse for a man!

Now if that isn't the makings of a long-term healthy relationship that will be the stuff of legends for years to come, I don't know what would be....

Blame it on the cocaine-goggles.

Phone dating.

That's hot.

Is Kate Moss pretty? Is Colin Farrell hot? What's the price of beans?
I have so many questions...

Ok, Pete Doherty's been all up in that. Disgusting. I can't believe that there is a man out there willing to hit that with anyone's junk. Wait, who's dirtier? Colin or Pete?

#3 - Just say 'yes'. When you see him, just look at him and say 'yes'.

Phone dating is almost as lame as cyber-sex. Hey Lala, # 6, what are you wearing right now?

#8 - Oshkosh, who do you think is hotter Colin of MeganHarris' boyfriend? Lol

*oops* or

MeganHarris' boyfriend is the hottest guy ever. Plus he's sweet, kind, he likes to talk about his feelings, he bakes brownies when she's having her period, and clips her toenails with his teeth. How I wish MeganHarris' boyfriend could be mine, but alas he's been captivated by her - forever.

Jacq ......lol

p.s. I think I ran over Meganharris' boyfriend last night while driving around with Pete Doherty....It was hard to concentrate with all the crack smoke and Nicole giving us all head......

That's gonna be a weird and wild sex tape!

You guys are hilarious! LMFAO. Love it! Love it! Love it! What a dreamboat. Let's give him the best funeral ever!

MeganHarris' boyfriend poops Godiva chocolates, pees champagne and his breath smells like a meadow of flowers after a summer shower.

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You forgot to add that he ejaculates hot white chocolate.

I have to remember that if I ever become addicted to blow, I should hook up w/ someone who is also. But only after a month at rehab. We can snort lines off eachother's asses. Sexy.
I don't believe this story -- I think Kate Luvs Pete 4-eva...

I need to get me a MeganHarris' boyfriend.

if you can post a totally fabricated picture why can't you post my puppet story? the people need to know the truth!

Kate's given more rides than Seabiscuit! Does she go more than a month between boy toys? At least Colin is easy on the eyes, unlike Peter!

Yes, but Pete shits bags full of smack and pisses Colt 45 and kool aid. Bet what's-her-face's boyfriend doesn't do that.

The question isn't did he fuck her. The question is did he fuck her in the ass? I hear he's quite fond of anal penetration. Giving and recieving.

one word: whore

After shagging Pete Doherty the only way is up IMO.

That's the great thing about coke, you have all these wicked conversations with people then in the morning you can't quite recall what any of them where about.

Colin Farrell is a vast improvement for Kate, IF this is true...

Wow, that picture is photoshopped? couldn't tell. Seamless, baby, seamless...

man, it must be awesome to be Kate Moss's daughter.. the strange, drug addicted rancid men wandering around the house, the fun party sugar lying around everywhere, the occassional police bust, and hearing your mum get her rocks off over the phone. What a fun life she is having, i am sure she will grow up to be very well adjusted...

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When Colin comes on the tv screen I change the channel. They'll both be sniffin, sucking and shooting in a matter of weeks. The guy is so repulsive to me. I have never been so unattracted to an attractive man in my life. I'd fuck Kate before fucking him. Oh GOD what am I saying????

PapaHotNuts, I'll guess most guys here would be hoping for a description of a 90:10 skin to outfit ratio. And I'm hoping I'm wearing half of Neiman's, including the Jewelry section, on my bod. But the truth hurts, so let's just both use our imaginations instead. :)

What great sex two coke-heads, limp dick colin and all about coke kate! That's a great match made in coke heaven to their dealer.

What exactly is "phone-dating"? So they are talking on the phone, whoa, news flash. I think I am "computer dating" Owen Wilson because I look at his picture as often as possible online. In fact I think we are going to have a computer baby any day now. We will name her Apple. (Sorry I couldn't resist that one.)

I'm sorry, he just looks like he smells like week old B.O., Dirty scalp and Old Cigarettes.

#35 - Old scalp?! Awesome!! Spot on observation Spindoc, spot-on.

English people are cute how they say "spot on".

Too bad Kate is a coke head... she used to be quite beautiful actually.

lol, i hope that isn't the real picture the tabloids put out as 'proof'!

#39
hilarious!!