Mar 21 2006Claudia Schiffer bankrupts her cook

Oh boo-hoo! what a classic supermodel bitch move to pull on your own cook no less...this is horrible and totally expected from someone who USED to be famous...

you always hurt the ones you love.

How good a cook do you have to be to cook for a Supermodel?

Tonight we will be having water with lemon, celery and some cocaine.

That selfish B!T(H know she could have let that woman slide with that. Let her make a little $change$ for crying out loud. That's nothing but Greed and Selfishness.

#3

Hahahaha!

Wow that is very shitty Claudia Shit-fer

#3

That is too funny. True though. LOL

"Ordered to pay damages, the cook has subsequently declared herself bankrupt."

"Damages"? Damages???
LAME.
What kinds of damages did she suffer from having something nice she said about her cook printed on her cook's book, other than the fact that she wasn't handed a fistful of bills, like she even needs it.

Why would you do that to someone, burn bridges like that. Why make an enemy over something so petty.

The cook should have asked for permission, obviously. But it was pretty shitty of Schiffer to sue her over it.

She should have asked or told her first, I dont blame Claudia. She was probably a lousy cook.

Claudia just gets SO tired of her name being in the same sentence as "wurst" or "weiner schnitzel".

COME ON!! YOU HAS BEEN... JUST CALL UP YOUR EX AND GET HIM TO MAKE THE QUOTE DISAPPEAR!! LEAVE YOUR POOR COOK ALONE!

what a fuckin bitch

Wow, I got off lucky compared to that poor cook. When I met Claudia Schiffer she didn't bankrupt me, she just screamed "I'll swallow your soul!" in my face at earsplitting volume. That was the last time I asked a German supermodel for a lock of her pubic hair. Apparently, they think that's perverted over there. So just to keep score...

Lock of pubic hair: perverted.
Exterminating the Polish: acceptable.

Goddamn Germans and their oh-so-precious pubic hair. What a bitch.

SpinDoc and SuperSpence-hilarious as always

About ole Claudia, sure the cook should have asked permission, but couldn't Claudia have asked for the jackets to be pulled? Or added an insert stating that the quote was used without her permission? There were many other avenues she could've pursued other than bankrupting the woman. I agree with the 'what a bitch' camp. She sucks.

i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.

this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!

Oh, look at me, I'm an over-the-hill model who is crushing the one person who gave me food! Screw you, Claudia Schiffer!

I hope she comes out with a book about other stuff you probably put in your mouth!

i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.

this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!

i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.

this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!

sorry about the waffles. stupid 'net.

I never understood the hoopla surrounding that Schnauzer. For my money, Rachel Hunter was a much hotter blonde.

sorry about that. it's not called a waffle anymore. just ignore me.

What a C U Next Tuesday!

Stupid stare-y eyed toothy bitch.

What a complete and utter asshole... and you know, this does not surprise me. The rich pull shit like this all the time. Here's hoping that the karma bunny will come and bite schiffer's bony ass....

What a nasty, frivolous lawsuit. I guess you've got to do what you've got to do when you were formerly famous and now no one's paying any attention to you.

I hope Claudia gets fat as a house. No, TWO houses!

Uh-oh... I see an unathorized biography on the horizon.

It would serve the Schiffer right if the cook wrote that to recoup the money she had to pay to the petty bitch. "excerpt: ...And Claudia would force David to put on a German house frau brouse and beg for sex while she, in storm trooper garb, smacked his bare butt."

Oh yeah. You're so right on this one. it isn't enough that she's beautiful and rich, and like bald guys with money.

SHe needs to set an example for any other UGLY person who tries to use her, and her beauty.

I bet the cook was FAT too. Not like Claudia.

Obviously the problem is in the implication that CS ingested food. I mean, the very idea.

Oh and by the way, how discriminating can she be? Wasn't she married to David Copperfield? So, just to recap, it's NOT ok to quote her without permission but it IS ok to bone DAVID COPPERFIELD.

#3 - Good one.
She's probably bankrupt because no one in their right mind would pay good money for a cookbook the size and thickness of a mini post-it note (mirror or acceptable surface sold separately).

Mamacita, yes they are both always hilarious but don't sell yourself short!

chlamydia shitter is such a b!+(h.
i love how these attention hos will pull any negative stunt just so someone somewhere might refer to them. man, these famous people's insecurities are mammoth-sized.

And now Claudia I'm going to take out my magic wand...
Now relax your sphincter .....
See U Next Tuesday

I feel a little rebellious right now, so guess what I'm going to do! Guess! Guess! I'm going to.....QUOTE CLAUDIA!!!! And I quote:

"I'm not a lesbian. And David isn't gay. Why would I be with him if he was? I'd be wasting my time and my life." ((Claudia Schifer on her and David Copperfield))

And here is the link to prove she did say that: http://194.143.167.38/fantasy/quote/claudiaschifer.htm

Now, my friends, I sit here and wait for a call from her lawyer.....

#34 hahahahahahah

evil bitch

shameless ahole...she doesn't have enough money? the cook wasn't saying anything bad about her, whats the problem....has been, loser.

I'd be pissed too.
It's ok Claudia; I understand.
People have no right to slap your name on just about anything; let alone a fucking cook book.
A cute little thong sure.
But a cook book?
This Sophie is a true bitch.

What a nasty nazi cunt this bitch is. I hope an asteroid falls on her, and all her kin.

Her eyes are too close together. (Now THAT'S superficial. Ta-dow.)

Claudia's pubes are totally overrated anyway. I heard they smell like sauerkraut and yellow mustard. She actually said that too, she said, "I take baths in sauerkraut."
I'll probably get in trouble if it's brown mustard rather than yellow, so don't quote me or anything.

I've always thought she was the most vacant looking human being I've ever seen. Nice of her to prove it.

Damn, man! It isn't as if the cook was saying anything bad about her! What a nasty little bitch!

Last time I ran into Claudia she told me, and I quote,"I need you to make me a woman, Copperfield never could."

I replied by saying,"OK."

Oh shit, I better call a good litigation lawyer!

yeah, what a hag!

She is a BIG FAMOUS NOTHING!SHE IS JUST NOT SOMEBODY REALLY SPECIAL THAT'S WHY SHE DOES THOSE KIND OF THINGS.!Plus she was engaged to shitthole ''Copperfield'!That's about does it!

Bitch will have to cook her own bratwurst from now on. This is what you have to do if you lack any semblance of brains - bankrupt the poor. Just like the Bush administration. Stupid blond bitch.