March 21, 2006
Claudia Schiffer bankrupts her cook
Claudia Schiffer has forced her former cook into bankruptcy after she used a quote in her cookbook without permission.
Sophie Mitchell had borrowed a quote from a letter the supermodel wrote to her mother and put it on the jacket of her new cookbook. "We love Sophie, and everyone loves her cooking, too," appears on the cover with Schiffer's name in giant type. But she never gave permission for Mitchell to use it, reports British Vogue Online. Ordered to pay damages, the cook has subsequently declared herself bankrupt.
When you're a beautiful supermodel and have millions of dollars, it's almost your obligation to destroy the lives of the ugly poor people around you. It's the only way they'll learn how much better you are than them.
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Comments
1. Posted by gogoboots on March 21, 2006 2:15 PM
Oh boo-hoo! what a classic supermodel bitch move to pull on your own cook no less...this is horrible and totally expected from someone who USED to be famous...
2. Posted by cat on March 21, 2006 2:16 PM
you always hurt the ones you love.
3. Posted by Spindoc on March 21, 2006 2:26 PM
How good a cook do you have to be to cook for a Supermodel?
Tonight we will be having water with lemon, celery and some cocaine.
4. Posted by Quiggie on March 21, 2006 2:28 PM
That selfish B!T(H know she could have let that woman slide with that. Let her make a little $change$ for crying out loud. That's nothing but Greed and Selfishness.
5. Posted by Kii on March 21, 2006 2:28 PM
#3
Hahahaha!
6. Posted by Kelly on March 21, 2006 2:28 PM
Wow that is very shitty Claudia Shit-fer
7. Posted by Quiggie on March 21, 2006 2:30 PM
#3
That is too funny. True though. LOL
8. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 21, 2006 2:34 PM
"Ordered to pay damages, the cook has subsequently declared herself bankrupt."
"Damages"? Damages???
LAME.
What kinds of damages did she suffer from having something nice she said about her cook printed on her cook's book, other than the fact that she wasn't handed a fistful of bills, like she even needs it.
Why would you do that to someone, burn bridges like that. Why make an enemy over something so petty.
9. Posted by lysistrata11 on March 21, 2006 2:40 PM
The cook should have asked for permission, obviously. But it was pretty shitty of Schiffer to sue her over it.
10. Posted by hotintempe on March 21, 2006 2:44 PM
She should have asked or told her first, I dont blame Claudia. She was probably a lousy cook.
11. Posted by Lala on March 21, 2006 2:45 PM
Claudia just gets SO tired of her name being in the same sentence as "wurst" or "weiner schnitzel".
12. Posted by kittykat13 on March 21, 2006 3:02 PM
COME ON!! YOU HAS BEEN... JUST CALL UP YOUR EX AND GET HIM TO MAKE THE QUOTE DISAPPEAR!! LEAVE YOUR POOR COOK ALONE!
13. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on March 21, 2006 3:06 PM
what a fuckin bitch
14. Posted by SuperSpence on March 21, 2006 3:12 PM
Wow, I got off lucky compared to that poor cook. When I met Claudia Schiffer she didn't bankrupt me, she just screamed "I'll swallow your soul!" in my face at earsplitting volume. That was the last time I asked a German supermodel for a lock of her pubic hair. Apparently, they think that's perverted over there. So just to keep score...
Lock of pubic hair: perverted.
Exterminating the Polish: acceptable.
Goddamn Germans and their oh-so-precious pubic hair. What a bitch.
15. Posted by mamacita on March 21, 2006 3:25 PM
SpinDoc and SuperSpence-hilarious as always
About ole Claudia, sure the cook should have asked permission, but couldn't Claudia have asked for the jackets to be pulled? Or added an insert stating that the quote was used without her permission? There were many other avenues she could've pursued other than bankrupting the woman. I agree with the 'what a bitch' camp. She sucks.
16. Posted by bunnyhugger on March 21, 2006 3:34 PM
i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.
this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!
17. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on March 21, 2006 3:34 PM
Oh, look at me, I'm an over-the-hill model who is crushing the one person who gave me food! Screw you, Claudia Schiffer!
I hope she comes out with a book about other stuff you probably put in your mouth!
18. Posted by bunnyhugger on March 21, 2006 3:38 PM
i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.
this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!
19. Posted by bunnyhugger on March 21, 2006 3:40 PM
i understand copyrights and stuff, but if the quote came from a LETTER written in her own hand, how the hell can she sue?? seriously, folks, we all know by now not to put ANYTHING in writing unless we want to see it on the 'net sooner or later.
this is just mean. hmmm. is she a scientologist? they all keep their pet lawyers chained in the backyard for things like this!
20. Posted by bunnyhugger on March 21, 2006 3:41 PM
sorry about the waffles. stupid 'net.
21. Posted by LoneWolf on March 21, 2006 3:42 PM
I never understood the hoopla surrounding that Schnauzer. For my money, Rachel Hunter was a much hotter blonde.
22. Posted by bunnyhugger on March 21, 2006 3:45 PM
sorry about that. it's not called a waffle anymore. just ignore me.
23. Posted by Lavis on March 21, 2006 3:50 PM
What a C U Next Tuesday!
24. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 21, 2006 3:55 PM
Stupid stare-y eyed toothy bitch.
25. Posted by Miss_Marple on March 21, 2006 4:01 PM
What a complete and utter asshole... and you know, this does not surprise me. The rich pull shit like this all the time. Here's hoping that the karma bunny will come and bite schiffer's bony ass....
26. Posted by Zed on March 21, 2006 4:21 PM
What a nasty, frivolous lawsuit. I guess you've got to do what you've got to do when you were formerly famous and now no one's paying any attention to you.
I hope Claudia gets fat as a house. No, TWO houses!
27. Posted by Cheyenne_1 on March 21, 2006 4:28 PM
Uh-oh... I see an unathorized biography on the horizon.
It would serve the Schiffer right if the cook wrote that to recoup the money she had to pay to the petty bitch. "excerpt: ...And Claudia would force David to put on a German house frau brouse and beg for sex while she, in storm trooper garb, smacked his bare butt."
28. Posted by MeganHarris on March 21, 2006 4:46 PM
Oh yeah. You're so right on this one. it isn't enough that she's beautiful and rich, and like bald guys with money.
SHe needs to set an example for any other UGLY person who tries to use her, and her beauty.
I bet the cook was FAT too. Not like Claudia.
29. Posted by trish on March 21, 2006 4:56 PM
Obviously the problem is in the implication that CS ingested food. I mean, the very idea.
30. Posted by trish on March 21, 2006 4:58 PM
Oh and by the way, how discriminating can she be? Wasn't she married to David Copperfield? So, just to recap, it's NOT ok to quote her without permission but it IS ok to bone DAVID COPPERFIELD.
31. Posted by Jacq on March 21, 2006 5:27 PM
#3 - Good one.
She's probably bankrupt because no one in their right mind would pay good money for a cookbook the size and thickness of a mini post-it note (mirror or acceptable surface sold separately).
Mamacita, yes they are both always hilarious but don't sell yourself short!
32. Posted by not-one-of-you on March 21, 2006 6:24 PM
chlamydia shitter is such a b!+(h.
i love how these attention hos will pull any negative stunt just so someone somewhere might refer to them. man, these famous people's insecurities are mammoth-sized.
33. Posted by Sheva on March 21, 2006 6:38 PM
And now Claudia I'm going to take out my magic wand...
Now relax your sphincter .....
See U Next Tuesday
34. Posted by ebayfan414 on March 21, 2006 6:53 PM
I feel a little rebellious right now, so guess what I'm going to do! Guess! Guess! I'm going to.....QUOTE CLAUDIA!!!! And I quote:
"I'm not a lesbian. And David isn't gay. Why would I be with him if he was? I'd be wasting my time and my life." ((Claudia Schifer on her and David Copperfield))
And here is the link to prove she did say that: http://194.143.167.38/fantasy/quote/claudiaschifer.htm
Now, my friends, I sit here and wait for a call from her lawyer.....
35. Posted by boredatwurk on March 21, 2006 7:04 PM
#34 hahahahahahah
36. Posted by A897 on March 21, 2006 8:38 PM
evil bitch
37. Posted by Dee on March 21, 2006 11:13 PM
shameless ahole...she doesn't have enough money? the cook wasn't saying anything bad about her, whats the problem....has been, loser.
38. Posted by Jayne on March 21, 2006 11:49 PM
I'd be pissed too.
It's ok Claudia; I understand.
People have no right to slap your name on just about anything; let alone a fucking cook book.
A cute little thong sure.
But a cook book?
This Sophie is a true bitch.
39. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 22, 2006 7:17 AM
What a nasty nazi cunt this bitch is. I hope an asteroid falls on her, and all her kin.
40. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 22, 2006 10:36 AM
Her eyes are too close together. (Now THAT'S superficial. Ta-dow.)
41. Posted by lebowski on March 22, 2006 11:53 AM
Claudia's pubes are totally overrated anyway. I heard they smell like sauerkraut and yellow mustard. She actually said that too, she said, "I take baths in sauerkraut."
I'll probably get in trouble if it's brown mustard rather than yellow, so don't quote me or anything.
42. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 22, 2006 6:05 PM
I've always thought she was the most vacant looking human being I've ever seen. Nice of her to prove it.
43. Posted by kitty_kat on March 23, 2006 2:20 AM
Damn, man! It isn't as if the cook was saying anything bad about her! What a nasty little bitch!
44. Posted by URalllosers on March 23, 2006 4:01 AM
Last time I ran into Claudia she told me, and I quote,"I need you to make me a woman, Copperfield never could."
I replied by saying,"OK."
Oh shit, I better call a good litigation lawyer!
45. Posted by HollywoodSnark on January 9, 2007 4:36 PM
yeah, what a hag!