Mar 9 2006Christina Aguilera gets plastered

Wow I never realized how pretty she was. She's what you would call a "classic beauty", elegant and refined.

Nice tits, too.

Nice drunk tits.

mmmmmmm slutty and drunk. Reminds me of my ex-wife.

Did she just get her breasts reloaded? They look HUGE!

She's in London - of course she's drunk.

At least she has a male companion to walk her home........

This story is about as original as 'Lindsay Lohan does Coke' or 'Tara Reid gets drunk'

What an ugly rack.

She seems to have a quite few male companions, and one guy doing 'Walks Likes an Egyptian" (At least she got rid of a few piercings.)

it's just the shirt she's wearing that makes her boobs look extra big

The poor girl needs those beer goggles to sleep with her ugly husband. Give her a break!

...plastered, grabbing her crotch, with a shit eatin' grin on her face. Mmmm, classy.

one of those companions is her husband! he's the one with the scruffy beard, in the black blazer-- so i guess he likes her wasted

Drunk and happy - a good combination for her husband.

the male companion is her husband...she has become more attractive though. that or britney has lowered the standards.

Awww, you know, she's so pretty and can *really* sing. So she gets drunk while out with her husband once in a while...so what?
*But*...what is the deal with her grabbing her crotch in the last two pics???

Look at those beautiful, pickled tatties.

Unleash those beasts.

Well, she had breast implants when she was a little heavier. Now that she has lost weight and her boobs have remained the same size, they look huge on her.

She's pretty? She wears more makeup than the Joker? This has got to be like having sex with a younger Tammy Faye. Yeah, I'd hit it, but I'd probably have to squint the whole time.

They have nothing better to do....

Ooooooo-wow, a totally legal consenting adult getting drunk with her husband. How scandalous. To top it off, she even looks super cute in all the pictures! She is looking awesome these days. Not much of a story there, although, I suspect that the reason she has her hand on her naughty spot is that she probably has to pee.

Hehe she still looks better then a sobber dressed-up Briney
http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/02/bspears-grammy-nipple1.jpg

and that makes me smile

Am I the only one thinking she is going bald in that first pic? That's a lot of scalp!

Alex, I'll take F%$#@^-up Celebrity Lookalikes for $500:

Who is Bette Davis from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

This is totally unexceptable. You've got her boyfriend (or whatever) being all protective, her bodyguards covering her sensitive eyes from the camera and no boobies poppin out. This isn't the way young celebrities conduct themselves when they're drunk. If everyone would just follow the Tara Lohan Hilton Book of Conduct...this would be sooooo much a better world!

Hatchetface from the movie "Cry Baby" looks AWESOME

one of the most ugliest couples EVER.
But if she finds happiness with her husband without resorting to getting knocked up, I wish her well.

Nice drunk fake titties. Man I sure like my titties drunk.
Then they move around a lot. Then I get dizzy. Then I fall in face first and get a concusion.

I hate when that happens. Damn you drunken fake titties to hell. Damn you all.

Her husband must be so proud....he probably took her home and banged her six ways til Sunday....

At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.

Wow, she's prettier drunk and falling down than Britney was styled up for the Grammy's.

Maybe she finally realized that she married a fugly midget. So now she's trying to forget about the mess she got into (terrible looking future kids...) by getting drunk.

i think shes a bow legged rat faced runt

what a mess.....damn wish i was there...mustve been fun

She's gotta be drunk to lay down with, whatever the hell his name is! Shit he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down. God that's just uuuuuuuuugly!!!

17 - Um, see the Paris Hilton story above, perhaps?

Oh how cute she's smiling at the camera in the last ones...ohhhhh, ahhhh lookit the pretty lights! Hey, we don't see many drunk pics of her anywhere, I forgot she did that shit too. Wow, so many celeb drunk pics, this is great!

WTF is up with that bald spot, Xtina? What hair she does have looks nasty.

Oh come on, she's actually the prettiest of all these "stars." As it's said so often on these posts...I'd hit it. :D

#1- Yes, you must be on crack. A classic beauty? She looks like a transvestite and always has.

Yeah, I'd say this will go a long way to boosting your new "sophisticated image", Christina...

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/148252004.htm

...women in the 1940s were always rolling out of clubs in the wee hours and falling down drunk in the streets...

hafaball, andrewthezeppo, mamacita, amma, and anybdy else that thinks Xtina is attractive should have their dicks and balls cut off. She's the nastiest, dirtiest, filtiest, most VD infected whore in the entertainment industry. You people are idiots.

#43--that means that paris should self destruct any second now

She got up one morning and look at her husband, and was like look how ugly, and I was happy....and that's when the drinking got started..

Too much surgery.

She's starting to look like Alicia Douvall. http://dep.com.vn/gallery/albums/dep_series81/Tr64-6150.jpg

Tragic. Minger.

#43 Um, actually I don't have any dicks OR balls, so your comment falls sadly flat. I guess that makes you the idiot.

Numbers 20 and 27, LMAO with your comments. As the saying goes, "You can't polish a turd". I have never thought she was attractive. Yes, she has a good voice, but she looks like a tranny.

Hmmm, i would give Christina a pass on this. Look at the visogoth monkey boy she married. She has to get trashed just to consumate her marriage vows. She should wise up though. She married an agent for christ's sake. In Hollywood their is a rule, don't marry an agent - they will screw you whether they marry you or not

I agree with Swordman. I think she realizes "what" she married. LOL. Visogoth? LOL.

Her husband isn't that ugly at least he isn't no k-fed. He looks like he truely loves her, if it were britney drunk, k-fed would probably would take care of brtiney like this. He probably just take her to the car & leave her there to sleep and go back in and party.

Christina and Britney, drop the zeroes and get with a hero

Hey, that's probably been each and every one of us on at least one occassion. Yes, she looks tranny, the Sharpie eyebrows and Gewn Stefani lipstick don't work for her; on the other hand, she's been this famous for so long and these are the first pics that I've heard of of this nature. That's not too shabby, better than Ashlee, Anna Nicole, Courtney Love (I guess you can tell where I'm going with this). As much as we are haters around here, I think that she seems happy with him - maybe it's my cough syrup talking, but I can't fault her for that.
P.S. Still, what's up with the BALD SPOT?

She is very pretty. I hate the hair, but she's still a beauty. And I can't blame her either, if I had her housband I'd be drunk and passed out every single night.

She's full-on hot. You guys would cream yourselves if a chick one-tenth as hot paid any attention to you. Stop whining.

She look hideous and witch-like in every picture. And I see she still doesn't have a clue on how to dress. Platinum blonee works on Gwen, NOT on Christina.

Yeah, where's her husband? Did he dump her ALREADY?

She got the worse genes from her parents, the trashy Irish genes and the ugly Ecuadorian genes, not to mention the tacky blue-jeans. (just said that cuz it sounded kinda cool)

Oh, THERE's the husband. And her boobs look have their own time zone.

Remember, long ago, when we were all six years younger and she actually cared about her appearence? No? Here's a reminder.
http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/amigo00_03.jpg

Better hair. Natural boobs. She can sing "Beautiful" as many times she wants, but the only person she's convincing is herself... maybe her husband, too.

If she were less of a skank and a lot more likable instead, she'd be a mega star because she actually has some singing talent.

I think she's doing pretty well for herself. I don't see what's so wrong with her.

I liked her look better with her self titled cd. she looked more natural and less overmanaged looking. Overdoing yourself is bad cuase it takes a long time to redo it in the morning. Not everyone has hours to get ready like she does.

She needs to lighten her load of makeup!