Mar 16 2006Chico the Arab tops the British pops

Okay up with Chico. Down with Madonna, down.

Oh wow.

That made me long for the dulcet tones of David Hasselhoff.

He'd be even more popular in a Turkish prison.

Goat herder and a stripper. I'd like to make a joke, but is one really needed???

Umm..."Mashallah" is used by ALL Arabs, not necessarily only MUSLIM arabs, so it's WRONG to assume that he thinks his success has come from Allah...he may be a Christian and thanking Jesus.

This is a joke right? Wait, its not April Fools Day yet...ha ha...you got us early this year! Good one. Now where is my barf pail...I need it.

Worst. Atari. Advertisement. Ever.

Ricky Martin on helium
I was wondering whose 'time' it was. Chico's the man ? Figures...

Yeah, I'm sure that he's a Christian and he's thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don't know, "Thank you Jesus". That's TOTALLY plausible. We're all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says "thank you Allah" he really means "thank you Allah." And please don't tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It's a tired cliche and Muslims don't agree with you anyway.

It's Chico Time! And by "Chico Time" I mean wrist-slittingly embarrasing.

A former stripper dancing amongst small children to promote his self-referencing pop single.

No, nothing about this seems out of the ordinary at all.

That is almost sickening. How did that manage to get to the top of the charts. It's not even a good song, the beat sucks, the music is terrible. Wow Britain is amazing.

Raliya, where did anyone assume he was Muslim and what are you getting so arsey about anyway? And 'Allah' doesn't mean 'Jesus' you dumbass - it still means 'God' even if you're a Christian Arab. As for the goatherder suggestion - he deserves the benefit of the doubt. I mean, they could have been his girlfriends for all we know.

OK, I totally thought about making a comment like "where does he hide his bomb if his shirt is wide open"... then I thought, no too racist and not funny, then i thought, fuck this, if someone can wonder if they want to kick Kim Stewart in the cunt, then I can say whatever the hell I want to.... I'm not really like this, the superficial brings out the bitch in me...

auh20, 'Allah' means God in Arabic (not Muslim, not Christian, just God)... Mashallah (as clearly stated above) means thank God. Last ime I checked Christians thank God too. Why do you have to blame this guy on muslims? They're already carrying enough of a burden... Obviously he chose to say it in Arabic as a shout out to his 'peoples'. You know, Shannon Elizabeth is 1/4 Syrian 1/4 Lebenese, so therefore very much an Arab. Nobody ever points that out because they don't want to think of Arab girls as beautiful. Not all Arab people look like that Bin Ladin chick. In this case however (& getting back to the point) I don't think the Arab community world wide want to be credited for this joke. I feel sorry for his parents. How does an innocent goat herder end up stripping? OH, the corruption of it all! I'd love to know who he had to strip for to get his record deal. He must have a massive doodle, coz a massive doodle is very impressive...

"Yeah, I'm sure that he's a Christian and he's thanking Jesus by saying Mashallah. Rather than by saying, oh, I don't know, "Thank you Jesus". That's TOTALLY plausible. We're all stupid assholes for thinking that when he says "thank you Allah" he really means "thank you Allah." And please don't tell me that Christians and Muslims worship the same God they just have different names for Him. It's a tired cliche and Muslims don't agree with you anyway"

you are so ignorant it's no even funny. Firstly, the person who posted the story TRANSLATED "mashallah" as "thanks to allah". AND if you knew how to read and understand what u read u would have understood that I meant that BOTH muslims and christians use the term "mashallah" though they are OBVIOUSLY referring to different dieties.

"And 'Allah' doesn't mean 'Jesus' you dumbass - it still means 'God' even if you're a Christian Arab."

I'm not even going to bother.

@9 (auh2o): You're ignorant. Stop posting until you're not ignorant.

#6 lol you beat me to it.....April Fools joke....there can't be any other explanation.

so how much do you want to bet Syracuse is going to whoop Texas' ass tonight. I'll bet one gay hypocritical-wannabe muslim-goatherder. any other wagers?

dear #3
i love your screenname
and all i can say is, it's about time their was an arab male stripper pop star. wow, i came just typing that.

mashallah doesn't even mean thank god or allah or the felafel seller or whoever. it's more like "oh my god wow!"
if the point of you camels argument is that both christians and muslims refer to god as allah, it's true...and chico may be christian. however, i hope to god (allahhhhh) that he's muslim. he probabaly is anyways, he's moroccan. then again, he might be jewish and this whole coversation is for nothing.

so , it's not Hammer Time anymore then?

He is a Sufi disciple, according to this Wikipedia entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chico_Slimani

Sufism being the mystic branch of Islam. They are more into transcendentalism, that sort of stuff.

umm alright, who the hell cares if he is Muslim or Christian or an Arab for that matter...hahaha this guy is ridiculous looking and so is his song!! lol, oh man, what this world is coming to...!

Evangelia, your comments may be construed as bigoted... Is that what you mean them to be? Not that I'm muslim or whatever, I'm just a hippy at heart and want people of all different backgrounds to sit around in a circle holding hands and singing Britney Spears.
& billthecat, I'd use your link, but I'm scared the CIA are gonna bust down my door as soon as it's downloaded :(

what the hell

''You know, Shannon Elizabeth is 1/4 Syrian 1/4 Lebenese, so therefore very much an Arab. Nobody ever points that out because they don't want to think of Arab girls as beautiful.''

That has to be one of the most ludicrous comment I have read in a while.

I am not surprised in the least this looser made it to the top. After all, this is the nation who spawned the Spice Girls.
Nobody does rubbish like the British.

Mashaallah means "as god wills" or "what god wills" - it's used like "woah!" or "crazy!" It's an extremely common expression, so common that it is frequently used by any and all Arabic speakers, religious, non-religious, Christian, Muslim, etc. (thank god would be "hamdullileh" - if you don't speak Arabic, don't blather on like you know what it means to use a particular phrase.

he's like an Arabic version of Ricky Martin

after seeing this video, only one term comes to mind ... astaghfirallah

Any Arab rappers in the house?

I think he and Ricky Martin were part-time lovers.

#19-downshire: Syracuse won't make it that far because they're going to get a beat down from LSU.

I bet Ryan Seacrest knows him......if you know what I mean.

#22, you rock! thanks for the laugh!

The sad truth is that he will never be taken seriously in the USA.

Why? Because we "open-minded" Americans only want to view Muslims as hate filled terrorists trying to destroy our country.

Even his stage name is offensive "Chico the Arab". It's so primitive.

Hey WHATEVER @ No.27,
What's so ludicrous about that? People never believe me when I say I'm Arab, because I'm not covered in fur and wear a scarf (that's the stereotype - I think they mix us up with Afganistanimami people or whatever people from Afghanistan are called)... Plus don't be mean to me. I just had the homeless guy who sleeps at the stairs to my office building ask me if I wanted to carry his babies (he meant his unconcieved babies BTW)...

Raliya,

You're right - you shouldn't bother until you've taken some Arabic lessons. Jesus is 'Yesua' in Arabic, you nit. Arabic is my first language by the way, but my 'ironic' screenname may have thrown you off.

Evangelia, thanks! I was torn between that and 'CamelJockey' but I finally decided on 'TowelHead' as I felt it was a little more feminine.

krisdylee - that was a good crack actually, pity I can't say your joke BOMBED. Bombed. Get it?

Ok now THAT was lame.

To the poster "Sally", in response to post #15

Are you seriously holding up Shannon Elizabeth as something you wish that people would identify with the Arab world? Really?

@17 (tetsuo) You're a wussy douchebag. Stop posting until you're not a wussy douchebag anymore.

"Raliya,

You're right - you shouldn't bother until you've taken some Arabic lessons. Jesus is 'Yesua' in Arabic, you nit. Arabic is my first language by the way, but my 'ironic' screenname may have thrown you off. "

Seriously, just stop. IS THERE ANYWHERE in my message where I said that Jesus is an Arabic word. I'm well aware of the Arabic word for "Jesus" u dimwit. I don't know how to make it any clearer. I WAS NOT contesting the origin of the term "jesus" or "allah" or anything of that nature. I was simply saying that "Mashallah" can be a REFERENCE (not equal to) "god" used by either Christians or Muslims. Get over yourself.

what time is it? it's chico time!

ps: god, can you please let this one stay only in britain?

@towelhead:

for your information, "yeshua" is actual aramaic which came before arabic. dumbass.

Why are you people bitching about what means what in Arabic? This is about making fun of that gay-looking douchebag in the picture......let's FOCUS people. :D

lol inspector11

I dared...and now I feel like shooting my dog. Am I the only one that feels like killing after watching that? Subliminal messages people!! O.o

Two words: "Chico Suave"

cultural reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rico_Suave

No. 40... Shannon Elizabeth, Usama Bin Laden, Sadam Hussein... You take YOUR pick. I suppose there's Salma Hayek, and Shakira too... Now don't get me started on them...

At least Ricky Martin has a hot ass to shake. This guy is a total douchebag - I hate it when pop singers make videos and act out every word. "I'm thinkin bout you girl" (points to head, then points out to audience) ...I know she looks too old to wear spandex, but is this really better than Madonna?

Look at that body! I'd hit it. How many whiney, crap singles have Britney and Ashley Simp come out with? Its not Brits in particular who don't have ears. Its the pop consuming public.

My friends and I have this game...each time there's some mention of Arabs or the Middle East, which has nothing at all to do with politics, and there are Americans around, we bet on how long it will be till one of the Yanks brings up terrorism or religion.

Amazing results. It would make you think the average American was some kind of narrowminded bigot, but thats not right is it? I mean y'all are bombing the best kind of democracy into the Middle East:)

Ok...so he's thanking God he looks like an even gayer version of Ricky Martin.
I'd rather be a goat.

DUDE. Just checked out the link.
...Yeah, rather be a goat.

and its still better than popozao.

This is the same country that had "Bob the Builder" and that fucked up Crazy Frog at number one for a number of weeks.

A lack of ears is the least of their problems.

@50

My friends and I have this game...........each time there's some mention of Americans or the United States, which has nothing at all to do with politics, and there are Canadians, Europeans, British, etc., etc., etc. around, we bet on how long it will be till one of the [insert nationality here] brings up terrorism or the war, how misguided and uninformed us dopey ole Americans are, how smug and proud we are, etc., etc., etc. Amazing results. It would make you think the average [insert nationality here] was some kind of narrow-minded bigot, but that's not right is it? :)

lol mamacita
and, #50, in case you didn't notice, it's the arabs themselves who like to bring up religion. and when did anyone bring up terrorism? you're trying to make a point when there is none to make, so let me make a point for you: british pop is audio-terrorism.

sally, i agree that britney spears' music is the force of love that will bring the west and the muslim world together. however, i don't know where you were going with the shannon elizabeth thing. i mean, the girl married a jew. she's not exactly a shining example of arab pride, na3am?

Has anyone else ever noticed that British pop done by males is incredibly homosexual all the time? Hot bod this guy has though.. wow..

Ok, to nip the England bashing in the bud, let me clarify (as an American living in England). Chico is NOT a pop star in the UK! He was a contestant on The X Factor, Simon Cowell's show that's basically like American Idol. Chico was awful from the start and only got as far as he did because Sharon Osbourne liked him. Simon always said he should stick to stripping because he had no future, even as a lounge singer.

Does anyone else think this dude sounds like a cross between Tom Jones and Cameo singing "Word Up?" Or did I just listen to it too many times?

I'm from Britain.

Chico came 3rd or 4th in X Factor, a version of Pop Idol (the original American Idol). He's rubbish and was a terrible terrible singer but Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne thought he was an 'entertainer'.

One thing to realise - the only people buying singles anymore are 13 year old girls. That's why.

I wish you guys could see how Sharon flirted with Chico. We'd all be clutching the sides of our sofas trying to will the vomit back down. She's a nasty woman.

If ever fucking topic is going to become how Americans are stupid and how we have no respect for anything, then just tell me now...I do admit we have our bad moments, but if I see a story on Paris Hilton buying shoes and it becomes how America is abd, I'm never coming to this damn site again. freakin weirdos

It's obvious he is a terrorist. Just look at his skin tone. Let's drop a smart bomb before he releases anthrax at a concert or something...

I heard Osama choreographed his dance routine but, the censors took out the "Goat Fucker" move. At least the left in the "Shake the dandruff" move.

On behalf of my country, I can only apologise.
And find a gun, of course.

and why the hell is he surrounded by kids?

Well he's better than David Hasselhoff but then again so is my dog Spike.

55-and somehow you manage to reinforce the stereotype.

56-did posts number 14, 36 and 39 get censored from your pc at the militia internet cafe sweetpea?

his stage name isnt Chico the Arab its just Chico. and you can blame the 12 yr old girls of Britain for this fool being number one cos i certainly didnt buy it!

In his video he looks like Tony Shalhoub from Monk -- until he starts dancing anyway. Then he just looks like an idiot.

Oh and all this talk about the British having no taste in music...don't forget it is America that spawned Britney, Christina A., NSync, Backstreet Boys, I can go on and on. They have no monopoly on bad taste in music.

#15, or SALLY, said, "Why do you have to blame this guy on muslims? They're already carrying enough of a burden... "

Yes, you bitch, carrying an explosive device upon one's self is actually quite heavy...I've never actually weighed one, but I'm sure a bomb must weigh a few pounds, right? Well, enough to warrent the use of the term "burden."

#55 Mamacita, perfect response. And I don't think all muslims are terrorists; they just happen to have an out of proportion, abnormally large number of fucktards who love blowing themeselves up and screaming "JIIHAAADD ALLLAHH ALLAH!!!!"

On another note, I'm sure that right now somewhere in, interestingly enough, an arab land, Bahrain, Michael Jackson is stroking a gigantic boner whilst sipping jesus juice as he watches little kiddies prance about in this goat-fucking-turned-male-stripper-turned-"singer"'s music video.

Shit what's this worls coming to?

*World, for all you people who will bitch about spelling on here.

He's a Moor, that's how people from Morocco are called.

haha your parents will be really proud of you defending your country(wherever the fuck you are from) on the internet website that is dedicated to mock celebrities.. now go spread the word.. u are a hero to your people.

Wait...is this a music video or a segment on "The Wiggles"?

#74, No, he's a Moop.

The second, I mean the SECOND, that I noticed this post had a mention of anything even RELATED to Arabs, Muslims, and/or the Middle East, I KNEW that all I had to do was sit back and watch the inane, hyper-patriotic, flag-waving, xenophobic comments roll in.

It's actually fairly amusing watching you all fling shit like rabid animals. It's all so sadly predictable.

I can only hope that other normal, intelligent people are shaking their heads and chuckling at this sad display of idiocy with the same mixture of bemusement, disdain, and pity.

Lol, lol, lollity, lol...

And to sum up these posts in the words of the man himself:

You can get delerious,if you take life too serioussssssssssss... It's Chico time!

Americans are funny.

fuckable

If I had to describe this musical genius in one word it would have to be...Chicozao!

"You can get delirious, if you take life too serious..."

The most offensive thing I find is the horrible grammar. It's seriousLY, Chico! You are describing how one can take life, which means it should be an ADVERB, not an adjective.

Stuffing plastic pop garbage, full of synthesizers, voice alterations, and a talentless idol in order to try to brainwash the minds children should require a bit more effort, don't you think?

Hey Raliya,

Thanks for scuttling off to Wikipedia for that irrelevant piece of info. I can assure you no one on this site gives a shit what he was called in Aramaic. While you're scouring the net for even more irrelevant facts, can you do me a favour and look up the Aramaic for 'get a life.' Shukran.

Someone needs to throw you AND Chico in a Turkish prison. I'd bet my last falafel he'd still be more popular than you.

Parents: for the sake of good music, please stop giving your teenage girls pocket money. You're financing its downfall!

That's fire, man. It's just as fire as Popozao.

You racist fucks! Simmer down!

Chico sucks hard in any language, under any god. Face the facts.

Is it just me, or does this guy remind anyone else of Chris Katan's parody of Ricky Martin from Saturday Night Live?

What we are witnessing is the downfall of thesuperficial.

Because, besides celebrities and wannabes, posters are also morons, and just don't get it.

I would like to add "Hewww, his skin looks like it weas laminated", but this doesn't even amuse me anymore.

I'm going back to K-Fed's MySpace for some bashing. The people that support him and bash the hatters back don't make that place half as annoying as this place now.

Holy mother... people need to relax a tad here. This site used to be fun... when it was purely about making fun of celebrities, now everyone's just got their panties in a knot.

I think people who get aggravated and turn the posts into a warzone should be banned.

ps: Chico sooooooooo sucks (goats)!

The folks at the Superficial are totally baiting these morons into these debates. While I quite enjoy watching a bunch of idealistic teenagers battle over a celebrity blog website (and also enjoy antagonizing some of them with inane comments) it really has beceome annoying because a lot of these losers don't have anyone else to talk to (i.e. friends) so they come on here trying to debate & just end up sounding like total idiots. And the S'Ficial knows what their getting us all into when they write these posts.

So the next time these idiots start trying to tempt you into debates about religion & politics just reply back with random responses like "boobies rule" or "i heart sluts" - it really gets their goats!

I said goats... must be all the Muslim talk.

I'm not surprised. That crazy frog thing pushed Coldplay off the top of the charts. And a few years ago a song by a group called the Fast Food Rockers went to #1. "McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Burger King. McDonalds, McDonalds..." Britain is amazing.

Does anyone else realize that they only put controversial shit on here right before the weekend so people will keep talking and so they can show the sponsors "hey lots of folks talk here." Everyone, get a good grip on your panties. Everyone got it? Now remove them from your ass.

Let's get back to the real reason we're here. To make fun of this unbelievably gay, ex-goat herder, ex-stripper freak dancing around with children, pretending to fix his hair and sing the worst song in the history of the world.

#55-You make me laugh : )

#91

You're so right about that. I'm not going to post any more responses to the assholes who try to start a war about politics and terrorism and whose country is better. I'll just say vaguely offensive funny things about the actual topic instead of going off on these tangents. So, since we're talking about Britain, here's my obligatory offensive funny remark. I <3 bad dental hygiene.

I heart yellow teeth!

Jesus Christ!!!! I just actually watched the clip. That shit is so foul that it makes me wanna visit some horribly nasty website just to cleanse my aura. Hey, anyone who feels the same way, mosey on over to www.tubgirl.com ---I warn you, it's very NSFW and it's very disgusting. But, on the upside, you'll forget alllll about Chico.

#94 Thanks. I'll be here all week. Sadly, that's true.

Whooops. Here's the real link that will actually work

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=52447

#96 He he! I also <3 using the word 'jumper' to mean 'sweater'.

I heart fags... I mean cigarettes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I live in Britain (England to be specific.) Trust me, nobody really likes Chico. Nobody really cares about Chico. He's just a joke that became 'famous' because he's so awful. Kind of like William Hung.

#101 - Pretty much like Madonna, except sadly enough she's been clinging on for years & won't die already. Fucking hag.

@mamacita: dammit, I didn't read your warning and went straight to the link you posted! *puke* I am very curious by nature but that wasn't something I wanted to see...

As for Chico... the song is crap, he's a bit of a joke but I like his voice :p

I thought Muslims were agains gays!

Fortunately this guy is so lame that not even homosexuals are going to like him.

this goat herder mofo's singing is just
baa-aa-aa-aa-d!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now my brain hurts.

**#98 Posted by mamacita

OMG!!! That had to be one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen... Holy crap! That is just fucking gross... Now I have choice but to show it to my work mates.

Thanks mamacita...!!

Miss Marple

That's exactly how I stumbled across it. I was on a site and someone mentioned it and how disgusting it was and how no one should look at it EVER and of course, then, I had to look at it.

#98-WTF................WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently Allah supports strippers. Nice to know Carmen Electra will have a job after her "Career" here is over.

Yeah, that was about retarded. All I can picture is a bunch of British William Hungs dancing around saying "It's Chico Time!"

For the love of Pete! Its an aprils fools joke people! Didn't you all read the memo?!?
I clearly stated that above. Now move on with it already and attack someone else who is worthy of such insults on what they are wearing or how just plain stupid they are. There is enough of that to sustain your hunger for trash talking with out ever getting viscious on someones heritage or ethnicity. Party on my friends. Party on.
POPOZAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 38 this is for you
All the Arabs will all come back to their senses once the oil is gone, atleast Afghanistan has a never ending supply of opium!
People from Afghanistan are called Afghans, but I don't blame you for not knowing. You are an Arab. It's understandable.
Also, Arabs girls scare me. They all have fake noses and fake hair.

is that a burger king commerical?

Xenu ROCKS!

(ok, by now this is the official social spam thread)

Okay.. NOBODY fucking respond to #113. I swear to god, don't you dare. Especially you, Sally, the poster he is trying to bait.

Let it be known that whoever takes that bait and responds to this sniveling moron is AS or even MORE moronic than he.

MonkeyBrain, calm down.
a few things:
1. Don't think you are Pinochet/Saddam/Bush and you can order people around. if someone wants to reply to my comment they can, and they will.
2. don't be such a sexist bastard "the poster he is trying to bait", "MORE moronic than he"

Also, get a life you loser. Is this all you do?

Don't make me cook you monkeybrain!

Hey, what's with all the bashing? I hear he's the bomb. :)

I <3 Boobies! =D

#98 mamacita - now i know the true meaning of "blow it out your ass". i shall drink a tequila in your honor.

and fatty boom batty, you make me laugh my ass off. figuratively.

#93 - I'm from England and the song by the Fast Food Rockers was around well before some idiot decided to release it as a single - I'm at university and I used to sing that song as a child. That's possibly why it got to number one - kids sing it in the playground/ on school trips all the time anyway, and the really stupid ones went out and bought the single.

Nice job hearting boobies monkeybrain. Way to go!

Monkeybrain and manunited

Ooooo, is it my turn?

I <3 shirts that are open all the way to the belly button.

I heart girly waxed chests

its actually osama in disguise

run for your life

Sorry MonkeyBrain, but No.113 seriously made me laugh. I can't believe somebody from Afghanistan made fun of Arabs. When you're from a poverty stricken country like Afghanistan, the only people you can make fun of is Ashlee Simpson and possibly some other country which has even less money than yours. I would say a poor African country, but their poverty is not their fault and I'm sure they have some form of buildings anyway which is an improvement. What is it with all 'Afghan' people and loving their country so much. I went to high school with a girl from there (who had a moustach which connected to her side burns which connected to her unibrow, but that's a whole other story) and she would always say Afghanistan was such a beautiful place and it was like Dubai and all this stuff and I believed her. Then I saw a documentary about a woman in Afghanistan who was so poor she had to mash up rotten bread and feed it to her children coz they had nothing else to eat. I then vowed not to take anything an Afghan person said seriously.

BTW Obviously I'm a moron... I DO have DD boobs. My mom once said all the food I eat only goes to my boobies and their isn't enough nutrition left to help my brain get smarter.

Sally, can I see your boobies?

#120

LMFAO - that is so gross! You know, I constantly saw that pic in front of me when I tried to get to sleep last night...

night - i woke up and thought it was all just a nasty dream. so i looked again. i am shattered. just shattered. what fear factor episode did that pic come from anyways? it just goes to show you that people will do anything for $$$$. even eat poo.

cat - I am still intrigued by that huge... er... fountain! I mean, how much do you have to eat and how many laxatives do you have to swallow to produce that? *mph* sorry, enough "shit-talk" - lol

Doesn't someone have a room at Gitmo for this guy?

#129 and #130

My husband says the poo fountain is courtesy of an enema. Yummy.

night, don't feel bad. poo fountain = train wreck, you are compelled to look. it is really twitney spears-federline disguised as a sucky fucky girl. she and kevin were participating in a pagan ritual paying homage to Sterculious. the fountain symbolizes their music.

Wow, that's one baaaaaad chico roll- I suddenly feel hung over.

@mamacita and cat

I hope none of my friends will ever use the phrase "last night I got shit-faced" again... I won't! *LOL*

manunited, you're as moronic as any of the 'guests' here. Look at your hysterics at the Angelina Jolie topic.

Oh no wait, I'm confusing that topic with the last one you got nationalist/sexist over. My bad, many apologies.

wow. if you Americans thought Chico was bad, you should see the Eurovision Song Contest. its hilarious :)

#139

Haha, so true, the Eurovision contest is the biggest joke of them all...

slinky dink - do you heart boobies?

All this arguing about what he means...who cares? Let's deal with the AWFULNESS of the song. If that's what bumped Madonna from the top of the charts, we have a problem.

He's kinda hot isn't he? In a gay sorta way...

I dared (to click) and I'm sorry, WTF? That's terrifying.

And will you "political" postees lighten up already? Remember, you can get delirious if you take life too serious.

just for the record, he's no longer the number 1

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2006-03-19T204446Z_01_L19200149_RTRUKOC_0_UK-LEISURE-BRITAIN-CHARTS.xml&archived=False

I've refrained from eye-balling the pooh frenzy link, as I've been tainted before. With a prolapsed uterus to be exact. I think it was posted as a link here. Made me check my own lady bits for any signs of such. Seeing as how I've birthed in excess of, but no greater than 12 chilluns myself.

Or was that me in a nightmare? Anyway, Chico the Arab may look presentably hot but those Arab guys freak me out. A good friend spent time in Saudi Arabia and saw things done to women for "infractions" that wouldn't merit an eyelash batting here. Those guys scare the bejesus outta me for sure.

And that was before 9/11.

I've refrained from eye-balling the pooh frenzy link, as I've been tainted before. With a prolapsed uterus to be exact. I think it was posted as a link here. Made me check my own lady bits for any signs of such. Seeing as how I've birthed in excess of, but no greater than 12 chilluns myself.

Or was that me in a nightmare? Anyway, Chico the Arab may look presentably hot but those Arab guys freak me out. A friend spent time in Saudi Arabia and saw things done to women for "infractions" that wouldn't merit an eyelash batting here. Those guys scare the bejsus outta me for sure.

And that was before 9/11.

Allah = Moon God...[duh]

Im a Christian Arab and Allah just means God in Arabic... btw that Allah = Moon god stuff is just conservative propaganda bullshit. I cant believe how gullible some people are.

Im a Christian Arab and Allah just means God in Arabic... btw that Allah = Moon god stuff is just conservative propaganda bullshit. I cant believe how gullible some people are.

Nothing like a link to Tubgirl to bring the conversation around. I would post a link to Goatse but I had to scramble my frontal lobes after I was tricked into seeing it.

things i <3 :
1. arabs
2. eurovision

not necessarily in that order.

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I just discovered Goatse and tubgirl last week on the same day. Talk about scrambled frontal lobes. I was reading a blog that mentioned Goatse and it said not to look at it and how horrible it was, so of course I had to look at it. On the same blog, they were like, well, if Goatse grossed you out, for God's sake, don't look at tubgirl. So, then my destruction was complete. Oh, the horror.

There is a long running debate about which is worse. The horror is right. The awful, obscene horror. My lovely cohorts like to trick people into opening innocent looking links/pictures only to discover tubgirl or goatse.

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Agree with Lavinia.

You can so tell which people are Americans, just by their posting style.

They seem so robotic, all hiding behind their slang, using pathetic old stereotypes and cliches because they're too lazy to think for themselves or even care about anybody outside of their drab, cultureless continent. I read that only 15% of Americans actually have passports - I pity the other 85% who believe there is nothing outside of their own back yards.

(*Invites a load of posts along the lines of: Shut up about America asshole, America rules the world, u're probably Arabic scum urself* - to which I assure you I am not Arabic.)

Chico is crap of course!:) But he's just a bit of fun. I agree it's kind of shameful that he gets to the top of our charts tho!!

But does it really matter if he is Muslim or Christian? Somehow I don't see him as planting a bomb in Piccadily Circus any time soon.

It would, indeed, be interesting if he was Muslim, as having a Muslim-(possibly(?)gay)stripper as a celebrity completely writes off any cliches and would stop the Muslims from criticizing us about sexual behaviours once in a while.

Agree with Lavinia.

You can so tell which people are Americans, just by their posting style.

They seem so robotic, all hiding behind their slang, using pathetic old stereotypes and cliches because they're too lazy to think for themselves or even care about anybody outside of their drab, cultureless continent. I read that only 15% of Americans actually have passports - I pity the other 85% who believe there is nothing outside of their own back yards.

(*Invites a load of posts along the lines of: Shut up about America asshole, America rules the world, u're probably Arabic scum urself* - to which I assure you I am not Arabic.)

Chico is crap of course!:) But he's just a bit of fun. I agree it's kind of shameful that he gets to the top of our charts tho!!

But does it really matter if he is Muslim or Christian? Somehow I don't see him as planting a bomb in Piccadily Circus any time soon.

It would, indeed, be interesting if he was Muslim, as having a Muslim-(possibly(?)gay)stripper as a celebrity completely writes off any cliches and would stop the Muslims from criticizing us about sexual behaviours once in a while.

Agree with Lavinia.

You can so tell which people are Americans, just by their posting style.

They seem so robotic, all hiding behind their slang, using pathetic old stereotypes and cliches because they're too lazy to think for themselves or even care about anybody outside of their drab, cultureless continent. I read that only 15% of Americans actually have passports - I pity the other 85% who believe there is nothing outside of their own back yards.

(*Invites a load of posts along the lines of: Shut up about America asshole, America rules the world, u're probably Arabic scum urself* - to which I assure you I am not Arabic.)

Chico is crap of course!:) But he's just a bit of fun. I agree it's kind of shameful that he gets to the top of our charts tho!!

But does it really matter if he is Muslim or Christian? Somehow I don't see him as planting a bomb in Piccadily Circus any time soon.

It would, indeed, be interesting if he was Muslim, as having a Muslim-(possibly(?)gay)stripper as a celebrity completely writes off any cliches and would stop the Muslims from criticizing us about sexual behaviours once in a while.