Mar 16 2006Angelina Jolie is cautious

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If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that pregnant women make the best pilots. Mostly because you can always beat them to the parachutes. I think we can also agree that if Angelina's arms get any thinner she can use them to spear fish.



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Flying a plane, while pregnant? Sounds logical to me and when I say logical I mean logical like Paris Hilton getting tested for STDs on a regular basis.

What does she need arms for when she's got Brad to schlep everything for her?

she needs to eat. i think she's afraid to get fat so she doesn't eat anything

Darn she's looking terrible. And she's pregnant?
Damn get her on a weight lifting program.
Anorexia gone amok.

And if she gained weight everyone would be saying: "she would replace random words in her sentences with 'cheeseburger.' "

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

This morning, my radio station reported that she is already looking into plastic surgery for after the baby is born. She wants to get back into shape immediately (so she can go back to work) with a tummy tuck and breat lift. She is 7 months pregnant now - and she doesn't look it. Um - nutrition hun....you need to eat when you have a baby in your tummy....this isn't adoption. Mommy must feed child. Ugh.........

Look at her: she's clearly falling over. All the weight in her tummy is dragging the rest of her down and her tiny arms can't hold her up.

What's wrong with a pregnant woman piloting a plane? Pregnant women are supposed to be able to safely travel in an airplane for the first 8 months of pregnancy. What difference does it make if she's in the pilot seat or the passenger seat?

When my sister was pregnant, the doctor's told her that the "hip" thing was to have a c-section and then get a little fat sucked out during that procedure as well.

And her arm has clearly been photoshopped. Look at the one that's reaching into the plane and isn't in the foreground.

she wants to make sure that her biological child isn't less third world than her adopted children by starving him/her in the womb until s/he is about 2 years old.

#10

How exactly would you go about starving a kid in the womb until they're 2 years old?

Hmmmm......#9, good eyes. Her left arm suggests photoshopping. But I don't see any evidence that the right arm has been altered. I'm looking for a hi-res image of this so I can have a closer look...

Obviously she wanks with her left hand.

As for her piloting a plane, I have four words, which are really more like a hope, a wish, and a prayer - John F. Kennedy, Jr.

I'm betting she becomes one those freaky moms who thinks it's normal to breast feed their children until they're thirteen years old.

In response to #13 - LMAO

It looks real to me:
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=rjjo5f
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=rjjoeu

Ya I noticed that about her arms to...she way to skinny now.

2 things--the arm in front is at an angle-so prob is as skinny as it looks--and as far as flying when pregnant...isn't the deal that it's safe at 8 months on huge commercial planes, but those tiny ones have different cabin prssure so different?

regardless, she's in third world countries exposing herself and unborn child to tons of other dangers anyway...

Dam woman, eat something.

Brad must like the look of "a la' bone rack".

Just to play devil's advocate, do we know she actually flew the plane, I mean couldn't she just be checking on it?

Are the pictures that show her actually flying it???

The plane she is getting in or out of is a Cirrus plane. The plane is designed with a huge parachute built into the roof of the plane. If the plane has mechanical failure the parachute can be deployed to "float" the aiplane down safely. http://www.cirrusdesign.com/

It's hard having to compete with tiny Aniston

do you guys even know what a photoshopped picture even looks like? it is soooooo not photoshopped! she is skeletal, i can not believe she is 7 months and skinnier than ever. that is sad.

I've never seen her look so bad.

What I find amusing is she likes designer purses. I wouldn't expect AJ to tote a Louis Vuitton bag like Paris Hilton. And if she really had to carry one, it would contain mace, a jack knife and a fresh pair of panties.

#5: word. If she'd gained a milimeter of arm circumference, the editor would be all over the pic with diatribes about how fat and disgusting she was getting. Yawn pie with snore sauce.

Jesus fucking christ, I like to snark with the best of them, but the focus of this editor (and a lot of the commentors) is primarily on women's weight, far moreso than behavior, clothing, or anything else. Original much?

Actually she has always been extremely thin but very toned and healthy looking. I doubt that she is the type to starve herself. I always felt that she was one of the strongest/i don't care what you think of me/independent woman in Hollywood.

Some people just don't gain that much weight during pregnancy, and some people just don't gain weight no matter what they eat. Not everyone blows up like the Britney.

Also I dont think her "rushing back into work" is on the top of her to do list at all.. I mean has it ever been? She is always running around doing UN Goodwill Ambassdor things.

My god...all this time we thought Britney Spears' baby would be the Anti-Christ, but it's actually Jolie's!!! It's Rosemary's Baby!! AHHH!! It makes sense the only thing to get Jolie pregnant is Satan though.

She never seemed the type who would starve herself. She seems more the type who would eat obnoxiously healthy during pregnancy and get a personal trainer who specializes in pregnant woman. Perhaps had really bad morning sickness!!?? Oh, I also heard that Bradley is encouraging her to remove a few more of her 11 tattoos. Billy Bob was lasered off as soon as he was out the door.....

one of these days, angie!
one of these days..bang, right to the

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Rumor's that she's willing to lose all the weight quickly stem from her supposed role in Sin City 2.

I wouldn't put it past her; let alone any other woman in Hollywood.

Anyhoot, Gwen Stefani's got to be the hottest pregnant woman EVER.

I agree with some of the comments. She's just a tall, naturally skinny woman. It looks like she's gained where she is supposed to gain...Tall people have trouble putting on weight especially in the arms and legs.

what is the matter with yoy people....it's an optical effect....the sunlight on the forearm against a white back ground!!!!

look closely

Dunno - who are the yoy people? Are they a tribe?

Give her a break she's starving for two now.

I didn't know Mary Kate Olsen was pregnant....or is that Karen Carpenter?

#35 - HAHA!

She's not piloting the plane, she's just unloading another shipment of stolen Cambodian 'orphans', which she then sells to her trendy friends as pets and to use in various occult ceremonies to worship Baal, the god of hot-ass women.

Maybe since Britney's kid can already drive, she's going to teach her fetus how to fly. You know how competitive these celebs are.

where's the "i'd hit it" comment???

i'd hit it.

with a bat.

M@ce- that was so funny!!!

at least she is having her own kid and not getting it from another country. what is so wrong with American children. i hate that she is so concerned with other countries and their problems. our country is 8 trillion dollars in debt, and children are starving everyday in every city. does shse care about them? no. if i had her money, i'd be helping our kids. that may be a little too conservative for some people, but i don't really give a damn about another country until mine is taken care of. if she doesn't care about america then she should get the hell out.

I'm so surprised she can even stand up, cause she's actually a really thin woman, she must topple over with the size of her tits and the huge belly rather frequently.

Sounds like she needs a little of the ol' one-two punch in the tummy, just like Gwyneth!

from brad pit to cock pit...she is jolie brave for doing this when preg

I totally hear you #43 but I do know that there is some ridiculous "waiting list" for domestic children, as opposed to just going to the baby farms of abroad & getting them shipped next day overnight express.
Although I am sure Angie could just pull a Joan Crawford and have an American baby shipped 2 day express if she asked nicely enough... or kicked someone's dick in.

She's Angelina Jolie. She doesn't have to answer to doctors. She is a doctor im told!

#5 - totally agree!!! :-)

#43 bella1218

Do you have adopted children? I mean you seem really passionate about it and so I'm curious. Me myself? If a child comes into my life either foriegn born, or via american soil, I'm not making distinctions, "it's still a child in need".

Another question, whould you have a problem if her kids were caucasion? People don't seem to have an issue until it's a non-white kid "even if born in America."

#43 bell 1218

Btw, since you mentioned conservative, and american debt, and why doesn't AJ throw her dollars in this direction. Well you might want to take a closer look at the fact that America's debt level got raised today ($30,000. per citizen) simply for the purpose of fighting a war started by American.

I know a gazillion ways the billions used for that could have been put to use, so bitching about somebody trying to help where they don't have such things as even a soup kitchen, let alone some places where 20 people have no choice but to sleep, eat, be sick in one room, then I say more power to her.

mija289....does everything have to come down to race? do you think i am caucasian? that is a mighty bold assumption, don't you think. i don't care if the child is purple and has three arms. every child needs a loving home, i agree. EVEN AMERICAN CHILDREN. i am so pro-adoption, and if for some reason i could not get pregnant, or came into more money than the NAVY gives my husband right now, i would adopt. but right now, i am 20 years old, pregnant, and by no means ready to take in large numbers of children. give me a few years, and i would love to adopt.
not only am i pro-adoption, but i am pro-AMERICA. i do take pity on other countries misfortunes, but that is how the world is...and that sucks. but my obligation is to my country, and so is hers. yes, have your opinions; i respect a person who can think for him/herself, and i will have mine. but the second you start trashing mine, i will tell you to shove your narrow-minded opinion up your ass.

and as far as helping the homeless children in my country, i participate in the food drives, soup kitchens, etc. every chance i get i make donations. i have bought new clothes, not just given them hand-me-downs. all through highschool, and the year and a half i ahve been out, i have done all that is humanly possible from my situation. i don't believe she should take on the whole debt of the u.s. by any means, but my god, help your country a little bit. her stupid movies aren't doing a damn thing.
i am a military wife, and i was born into a hardcore military family (four NAVY SEALS in my immediate family.) i take pride in my country like nothing else. i resent those who do not. i love her motives, and i do believe that she has a huge heart for doing what she does. i would have no problem with her working in foreign countries if she also helped our children in this country. whether they are white, black, asian, spanish, purple or polka-dotted. whether they were american-born or immigrants. they are in this country, so they are our fellow countrymen and women. does everyone understand what i mean now?

whoa. bella1218... i think we understand.(i think i hear scary twilight zone music in background) we should all join the navy and aspire to be seals b/c anything else we might try to do, altruistic or not, isn't helping our country. talk about close mindedness... you may want to call tom cruise about getting that thetan exorcised outta your head- b/c obviously the zanax ain't cuttin it. some of us want to just help the people we feel like helping you philanthropy nazi! John lennon would be very sad... Imagine...Go Angelina, with your own little UN.

Typical loud mouth American. I love that mentality- if you dont love our country than get out! ew.

ya know what, whatever. this is so dumb. i hate tom cruise, but if you think it's cool to go there, then so be it. john lennon...my god. help whoever you want to help, but i can probably bet that you never get off your ass to help anyone but yourself. go be angelina's bitch if you think that's going to make a point. i heard she's into that kinda shit. and the navy wouldn't want you anyway.

oh my god...gasp...now they are calling me an american! fuck me for having that mentality. what was i thinking? fuck off.

bella calm down, what your husband is doing in the military is really great and as an american i know i'm very grateful for that but i dont think its fair to say that Americans first priority should be to help their country only. i know many people whoses parents where immigrants and they feel obligations to help the country they came from as well. what AJ is doing is kind and it brings attention to the issues in other countries that are way worse of than our country. our country has its share of problems, and poverty as well but its perfectly fine to help other places too. the best thing to do is to have a blance of both, or do whatever you feel is right. some people like AJ like international aid and others like yourself prefer helping our own country...it's all good as long as its getting done. and at least AJ is doing something unlike a lot of other snobby, bitchy h-maintence celebs *coughlindsey,paris,cough cough*

i agree, and that is what i said. i help here because i feel it is right. if i had her money i would do both. so, with that said, i don't think it is too much to ask for her to help her country a bit. i am no nazi by any means, and i don't want everyone to be in the navy. any help is help, but i think it is a responsibilty we have to help our fellow americans first. and, yes, lohan, spears, p. diddy, hilton... all of them and many more have the ability to make a huge change in the schools and lives of our children. fuckin kanye west can take the 50 dollars he makes from his new movie and help. ellen degeneres raised more than 7 million dollars to help katrina victims. even thought i don't care for oprah, she is a woman who uses her wealth and power to help her country AND other countries, and i must commend her for that. that is very decent. mariah carey donates so much money and sets up summer camps and music things for children with fewer opportunities. i appreciate all these people do for my country. angelina and her methods, on the other hand, i don't care for.

Bella, well, I see where you're coming from with trying to help your own country out first...but then again...she saved those kids from horrible living conditions, so who cares what nationality they have and for what reasons she did it?

If you where in a room with two starving children and could only feed one, and one of them was American and one was from some other poor country, would you honestly feel like you need to feed the American child first???

I dont think Angelina thought 'ugh, I dont want an American child'...

what the fuck is wrong with everyone? the only fucking reason any of you unpatriotic sons of bitches is on this stupid site is because you live in a free country! it is great that angelina is adopting children in need....but seriously...why didn't she think about all of the american children who are freezing at night because they have no home. there are dozens of children that walk the streets near her multi million home every night and does she have any compassion for them? none whatsoever. someone with as much money as her and as much influence should be wroking to do a little bit of good in her own country first and foremost before adopting one child from another. i am so sick of everyone talkinga bout angelina being such a saint for what shes doing in other countries when she has yet to lift a finger for her own...a country that would give her all the money she has simply for having nice lips and "acting" in a few fucking retarded movies. right on bella!!!!! put that in your pipe an smoke it. fuck angelina......

i would feed the one most in need. i am pro-america, but i am not ignorant.

bella1218 why aren't you in the navy seals since you're trying to impress us or something with your love of this "honorable" country that goes to war because of a fuckin' lie!!!! yeah definitely that's something to be proud of if nothing else...and there are very few things to be proud of...angelina is REALLY reaching with the whole "good" american shtick.

57.
I wasnt just calling you an American.
I was calling you typical and loud mouthed.

the rich celebrities dont give a rat's ass as long as they can feel good about themselves adopting poor children from wherever...they dont do shit for this country, they're just another example of what's wrong here, for all the money that they have...racism, sexism, classicsm still exist and they all represent that reality. no one should immigrate to this country cause they get treated like shit with zero respect! especially if they have a different culture and language...

what would you call yourself #64?
an ignorant whore?

Right on gogoboots.
Good point.

64...yeah, so i caught on...and 63..i'd join the navy seals, but then i'd have to risk my life for pathetic fucks like you guys..no thank you.

OK, I agree with you bella, I see what you mean now.

Chelbelle...what the fuck is wrong with us...well, what is wrong with you, you sound like you grew up in the ghetto yourself and you're pissed that Angelina didn't stop by to adopt you...

how's that for being a loud-mouthed american?

yea- ha. Im the one who's ignorant right? excuse me why I go stand on my lawn and wave a flag. Sounds like you might be the one who needs to pick up a few books. Try one that doesnt say 'bible' on the front.

funny how we all have some sort of 'bell' in the name...LOL...just noticed that

#63: =)
Bella, repeat after me, goosefraba!

yeah....but my name is chelsea....and you are paris hilton's chihuahua...oh...the B in Bible should be caps. and I'm not a Christian...but I do know that angelina does nothing helpful for anyone but herself.

#69...thanks for agreeing, but chelbelle's points are just as valid. i dont feel i am a loudmouthed american. neither is she. who in their right mind would want to be adopted by angelina and brad? yeah, great money....id rather be homeless.

chelbelle...were you in fact raised in a ghetto? everyone on this site likes to jump to conclusions. apparently people think i am only out for the interest of the WHITE American children. won't you clarify?

what does it even mean to be a "loud mouthed american"? sometimes i just think that foreigners have a mixture of jealousy and envy and admiration for america which drives them to insult us all the time. it gets really old though...

#76-
the funny thing is to put about 10 of these loud mouthed americans in a forum and watch them duke it out over their opinions.
Priceless entertainment.

alright..# of times a day i read the "B"ible...here it comes, ya ready? 0. so there ya go. i am no Bible thumper. but nice try. and i don't like scientology. i am not catholic...any more assumptions you guys would like to make about me?

isntthis illegal??? Shes 8 months pregnant!! ANY PREGNANT WOMAN SHOULDNT FLY JETS AROUND!! DUMBASS BITCH!!!!

downshine....very well said. i take pride in being an american. many peple die trying to get into this country just to wash dishes. yeah, it is a little fucked up sometimes, but this is a good country to live in. it is the land of opportunity to anyone willing to take advantage of the neverending possibilities.

and since when did this blog turn into a american bashing contest?? Stick with angelina people!!!

i wasn't raised in the ghetto, but I do try to have compassion for people who were, though I will never fully understand what its like. I was raised in Middle upper class america, and I am white. And I know...to get to my point that there ARE ghettos in America, and there are so many other problems from disease to poverty to racism to deal with HERE, on our OWN SOIL, that is is ridiculous to glorify FUCKING angelina jolie.

i wasn't raised in the ghetto, but I do try to have compassion for people who were, though I will never fully understand what its like. I was raised in Middle upper class america, and I am white. And I know...to get to my point that there ARE ghettos in America, and there are so many other problems from disease to poverty to racism to deal with HERE, on our OWN SOIL, that is is ridiculous to glorify FUCKING angelina jolie.

Bella I'd like to assume you're a stay at home mother.

gizmohead...you might as well voice your opinion, tell me im a nazi, and that i should run off with tom cruise because i am too american...come on, everyone's doing it.

i wasn't raised in the ghetto, but I do try to have compassion for people who were, though I will never fully understand what its like. I was raised in Middle upper class america, and I am white. And I know...to get to my point that there ARE ghettos in America, and there are so many other problems from disease to poverty to racism to deal with HERE, on our OWN SOIL, that is is ridiculous to glorify FUCKING angelina jolie.

Ha ha #73....That's too funny. I think everyone on this site needs to take a deep breath...go ahead....inhale, exhale.

We are supposed to be on here to be "superficial" and make fun of and talk about celebs...not bash each other!

i'm not bashing anyone but angelina jolie and those who think she is a miracle worker.....NO...she's not...she an overpayed actress who has nothing better to do but steal other peoples husbands and adopt children who will become just as spoiled and unconnected to heritage as her. once again....fuck her. NOW...i think we could all be doing better things than sitting at our computer desks like fat americans...i'm outta here.

Well... to clear things up... I am not American, I'm German. My husband is American and in the US Army. I really DON'T want to move to America, I keep on trying to stay here and hubby doesnt mind luckily he likes it better here too. I like Americans and everything even though to be honest they are sometimes a bit obsessed with themselves and don't know whats going on in the rest of the world (but hey, we have problems too) and as far as being Paris' dog... thats fine with me I just wanted a username and since Paris is all over the news unfortunalely thats what came into my mind first.

alrighty...here ya go. i am caucasian, 5'2", brown hair, fairly tan, 120 pounds, 4 1/2 months pregnant with my first child, i live in a two bedroom house, drive a 2001 civic, and a 2000 jeep grand cherokee. i had one dog named BELLA. she is a queensland heeler. i live in washington state because of a naval move, but i have lived in jacksonville, florida for 19 years of my 20 year lifespan. i attended a christian school for 1 years and a public high school. i graduated with a 4.3 GPA and i was accepted to the university of florida. i have been married for almost a year. i have no hardcore religious beliefs or obligations. anything else you people would like to know? or have i cleared it all up? oh yeah, my mom makes over $100,000 a year and my stepdad is not far behind that. i was never spiled and i always had to work for what i wanted. i don't work now because i am preparing my home for my child, and because we will be moving again shortly.

alrighty...here ya go. i am caucasian, 5'2", brown hair, fairly tan, 120 pounds, 4 1/2 months pregnant with my first child, i live in a two bedroom house, drive a 2001 civic, and a 2000 jeep grand cherokee. i had one dog named BELLA. she is a queensland heeler. i live in washington state because of a naval move, but i have lived in jacksonville, florida for 19 years of my 20 year lifespan. i attended a christian school for 1 years and a public high school. i graduated with a 4.3 GPA and i was accepted to the university of florida. i have been married for almost a year. i have no hardcore religious beliefs or obligations. anything else you people would like to know? or have i cleared it all up? oh yeah, my mom makes over $100,000 a year and my stepdad is not far behind that. i was never spoiled and i always had to work for what i wanted. i don't work now because i am preparing my home for my child, and because we will be moving again shortly.

also... i dont like rap and i didnt mean to post that twice.

and i was at that christian school for 11 years...not one like it says.

tinkerbell...that is great that you like your country. i like mine, too. that is the way it is supposed to be. germany is beautiful. my family is from there. i have a friend whose husband is stationed there (he is in the airforce), and even though she doesnt like it as much as america, she is having a great time over there. she just misses her family.

Bella, congrats on your first child.

What I was really gonna post is how people who post this stuff have double standards! Britney looks like a stranded whale, Angelina is too skinny... I think they are both beautiful.

@Bella: I think everyone likes their own county / home the best, its natural. I'm glad she likes it here too though. I like America too and will probably live there one day but I would just miss home terribly I think.

Instead of bitching that Angelina Jolie should be doing more to make her country a better place, maybe you should be asking what the fuck you do to make it a better place. She has improved the lives of thousands of people, something I doubt seriously any of us on this site can attest to.

And if this country is so great and anyone can make it if they work hard enough, why should we help the poor? Shouldn't they just pull themselves up by the bootstraps? Why are 80% of Americans who work 40+ hours a week without health insurance? Why does a college education, even at a state school, cost upward of $20,000 a year? Why is the minimum wage so much lower than the actual cost of living in this great country? It is not the celebrities or the rich's responsibility to take care of the world-IT IS ALL OF OURS! If you're so gung ho to make the US a better place, get off your ass and do something about it. Criticizing anyone for doing good works is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's like a Baptist bagging on Mother Teresa because she worked through the Catholic Church.

A 4.3 GPA? Last I checked, 4.0 was the max. But maybe I'm the idiot.

sinistersister: Thats the reason why I'm so scared of moving there! Here I work 37 hours a week, I have 40 holidays a year + unlimited sick days and I make 2.200 $ a month and thats the starting wage. I dont like my job though, but I can't be fired, I have health insurance that coveres everything, I can start to work when I want...and I feel stressed out already. Living in America, with the social system there and the work hours, vacation days / sick days...it scares me to death!

I don't think that Angelina should be compared to Mother Teresa, there's something wrong in that because at least she didn't make awful films. Every American has the responsibility to help those less fortunate, however, because we are concerned with our own economic survival and social success, we don't even blink an eye when a homeless person asks us for money, we try to forget that there are people less fortunate then us in the rest of the world, we drive cars that consume 60& of the world's natural resources, and we consume 70% of the world's drugs. The U.S. is a consumer nightmare completely driven by market forces and an insatiable desire to rule the world. I'm not saying we're responsible for all of this, I'm saying that we are actually part of the problem. And yes even I am part of it as well, as are all of us (so I'm not trying to be all high and mighty). Our obsession with these stupid celebrities is a testament to our desire not to face up to the fact of who we think we are in the face of all this going on in the rest of the world. Anyway, I gotta go and face the music now.

4.3 is weighted. Certain classes can count for more than a 4. (for example honors) Bella's just trying to make it sound nice as possible.

Jacksonville, Florida. So it's true then: small towns breed small minds.

I was going to explain about the 4.3 thing, but #100 beat me to it. But I am guessing that if she really had a 4.3, her punctuation would be a bit better.

#99
Well said. Complaints about economic standing of america and how poorly AJ is doing her part shouldn't be coming from anyone browsing a celebrity gossip site.

#101-
I thought Jacksonville was a major city in Florida? Hardly able to call it small (but I wont contest you on the small minds part).

I wasn't comparing Angelina Jolie to Mother Teresa, idiots. It's called an analogy. Look it up.

Oh, you're so right. Because I take a break and occasionally read a celebrity gossip site, I should have no interest in anything else. I should just be a brainless, uneducated fuck. My bad.

I'm completely with Bella here. Not that you all would know, but America helps people from all over the world much more than the rest of the world helps anyone. We are the ones that take everybody in. We are the ones that give homes to the mistreated immigrants, of which I am one. This is the greatest country on the face of the earth, why else would everybody be clamoring to get in.

I personally am extremely greateful to Bella's husband, who is putting his very life on the line to protect our home. If it was up to you librals, you would just hand the country over to Sadam or Osama and sing kumbaya while your countrymen are fed feet first into wood choppers.

My family and I came here with nothing and this country gave us everything. You were most likely born here and do not know a damn thing about the rest of the world. America has sheltered you, and now you bite the hand that feeds you. If you actually tried living in a foreign country, not just vacationing, you would see how good you have it here.

I was comparing Jacksonville to real cities like NYC, Atlanta etc. Jacksonville is a big city like Birmingham is a big city.

have you ever been to jacksonville? not so small. my punctuation is fine. i don't like to jazz it up to talk to people like you. why bother. everyone works for minimum wage at one time or another. and yeah, 4.3 does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? i worked hard for my grades to get into any school i wanted, and i did. i am proud of it. i got a 100% scholarship so that i didn't have to pay $20,000. if i can do it, why can't everyone else? anyone who can walk to or ride a bus to a public school can do it.
anyway, i have to get in my american S.U.V., laeve my american home, go to the american naval base commissary, and do some grocery shopping with the american money that my husband made by doing his american job.
hope you anti-americans fuck off and do something decent with your lives.

Olichka- thank you very much. well said. this is the point i have been trying to get across today. i just wish they would realize how lucky they are to be here. i was born here, yet i realize it everyday i get out of bed. i am very happy your famil is here, and you all are enjoying it. it really makes me happy to know that.

#104
relax I'm here too! I'm referring to all of the idiots in here. sheesh you guys get so up in arms over something so small. What are you defending?

decent like go on a celebrity gossip site and try to "educate" people about how angelina jolie doesn't do enough for america whilst you drive around in a gas guzzling suv? thanks for doing YOUR part. you're obviously hormonal. why hasn't anyone else noticed??

not my choice on the SUV since it is my husband's. i got on this site for the first time a few days ago because a friend of mine thought the pete wentz penis story was funny. i was showing another friend the pic today when i saw the angelina story. so, dont sit there and think that i do this all day long to every stupid goddamn story you people think is important. i simply posted my opinion and bam! full blown debate. i could not possibly care less about his site or what it has to offer. i am not trying to educate either. again...i do stuff with my life. if you people could read, you'd know that by now. i am only 20, and i deeply apologize to you gigi for having an suv. why dont you donate the money you won't help the homeless children with to me so i can go buy a new car that is up to your standards. i'll even let you pick out the color. i don't have the money to just buy a new car. i have a new baby on the way, and that is what is on my mind. i have to provide for my child.

Bella, stick arround, we need someone like yourself here. Being surrounded by so many Libs gets old, they always spout the same arguments and insults. Time for the America lovers to take over ;)

Of course you have an suv. Its not your fault either is it. You have no control over what you consume? Is anyone else catching the irony here?

Bella, stick arround, we need someone like yourself here. Being surrounded by so many Libs gets old, they always spout the same arguments and insults. Time for the America lovers to take over.

Of course you have an suv. Its not your fault either is it. You have no control over what you consume? Is anyone else catching the irony here?

Of course you have an suv. Its not your fault either is it? You have no control over what you consume? Is anyone else catching the irony here?

sorry about the triple post- this site is messing up.

of course i have an suv? did ya read that it was my husband's? as in before we got married? i drive a civic. that's a little better, wouldn't you say? are you wanting to make a donation to the bella1218 no more suv fund? if not, the shut the hell up. when i can afford a better car, i will get one. i hope all you fuckers have hybrid's if you liberal shits are preaching to me. it was you people who almost let kerry run our country....that is scary. but let's not talk about that. let's stick to the real issue...that it is abnormal to be patriotic. i bet you all do not support the war, huh? well, congrats. the poor soldiers who are over there trying to keep us protected have no more morale because they hear about your negativity. their own country isn't even behind them. and you all know it's coming: i have an uncle who just got back from a 22 month tour over there. he is in the army. he only got to see his family for 2 weeks out of the entire time. so, why don't you guys have some sympathy and respect for your soldiers? they were ordered to go there because it is their job. have some faith in them.

and L.Lohan....cute name. why don't you donate some money to the homeless children in your area?

#97, sinistersister: you have just said the most intelligent thing on this forum so far. Everyone bitches about celebrities being selfish, then when one of them does something good for the world like adopting a few children , everyone says its because they are looking for publicity. Angelina/Brad are doing something GOOD, people. Adoption policies in the US are outrageous. Angelina and Brad are giving two children a chance to live. It doesn't freaking matter what country they're from. It's just two less children that aren't going to die from starvation. Kids die every minute because of hunger and cold and dehydration. I'm not worshipping Angelina and Brad, I just think you all need to step back and look at the fact that they are giving children a home. What is so wrong with two people being happy with one another and wanting to save the lives of a few kids?

This is the first time I have commented on this site, actually I just discovered this uselss site a few weeks ago. Its a good laugh from time to time, just like those degenerate star/celeb magazines. Its pretty hard to ignore this brangelina saga if you read anything in a paper, magazine, internet etc. These ppl make me ill. They are part of the nasty turd that pollutes the planet, they get far too much money, airtime/media attention. etc and are fairly useless. I am not sure what this anaconda jolie, oops i mean angelina, has accomplished through all her great UN endeavors. Perhaps her publicist advised her to make these trips and be photgraphed in these poverty stricken nations every other week with her new boytoy and adopted kids in tow. It seems to soften up her image a bit, no? As for this whole personal life of hers, I am not sure how long this pathetic new union of hers will last. I think Michael Douglas summed in up nicely a few days ago some comment he made that was all over yahoo news..It was pretty funny. And as for her arms and weight I never found her attractive, other than her face. Her body is like a lanky mans', with big hands and feet. No womanly shape, flattest ass I have ever seen and her boobs are somewhat saggy from what I have ever noticed.

everyone agrees with that...even me. we are now discussing the fact that people in her situation can do both. she doesn't need to adopt a child from america to help it. she's not adopting every child over there either. so why can't she help her own country, too? this is what i want to know. anything to help a child is nothing less of heroic. a child cannot help his or her situation, and therefore needs the help of it's country's citizens. non-famous people have just as much of a responsibility as famous people to help save the children in america from starving to death. that is why i personally do all i possibly can when i can.

"so, why don't you guys have some sympathy and respect for your soldiers? they were ordered to go there because it is their job. have some faith in them"

Well I didn't order them to invade.
So... I can show whatever amount of sympathy or anger I'd like towards them.

Take your patriotic family drama somwhere else ; not to a celebrity-bashing website <_<
But apparently having family members in the war is a clear enough reason to start telling people how to live their lives.

laylaa...haha! that was funny, and i agree.

Dont try to pretend to know what I donate my time and money to. Really you arent that smart and I'm guessing you cant see through the computer. I wont be giving my whole life history like you did earlier to try to justify myself.

Whaaaaa? real-life attack?

*goes post a comment somewhere else about how dumb britney is. LOLOLOL!!!11!*

OK. A couple points I feel like I need to make.
America is one of the newer countries in the world. It was settled by people from other countries. It is not perfect. There are homeless and needy folks here, but there are social programs implemented to help them. If yous till have a problem with that, lobby congress for better social programs, or go give the guy on the corner with the sign a sandwhich. Many places in the rest of the world doen't have what we have here in America (and some have much better programs). People who live beyond their means, for example, by having babies when they can't afford them along with the rest of their totally socially unconcious lifestyle (ie, filling up the tank in an SUV gets mighty expensive), often end up in poverty due to their poor choices. Others are in poverty because of bad circumstances. On the other hand, there are people who are living the American dream. Many are celebrities, and if they weren't living the dream we as everyday common citizens wouldn't be so enthralled with their behavior. There is nothing wrong with giving back what you have earned whether it is to your community, country, or someone else in need. To make fun of someone for not doing the correct charitable action is ridiculous. What is even more ridiculous is saying that someone helping other humans in need, no matter where they are, should have helped someone else. Core ethics and values are not bound by a country's political borders, nor by race, skin color, etc. People need help - everywhere. Until everyone jumps off their soapboxes and realizes that we all have a lot to learn, none of us have all the answers, and thoughts need to change in our country and abroad to allow things to get better. It is shocking for me to read something that says anything about 'our own,'because I don't understand it. Our own what? People? Cause fuck man, all of us are people. Look at yourself before you open a can of worms like this. I mean, this topic is Angelina Jolie and flying a plane. Not, gee I am pregnant and hormonal and want to start an argument with people over the internet.

i am not telling anyone how to live his/her life. i don't really care what you do. it is that mentality that you have that is going to be the downfall of this country anyway, so why bother. does no one remember that we were attacked on our own soil? do you want it to happen again? i'm sure you can write to osama and let him know that you think he is great. hopefully he gets your house if it happens again. these soldiers are trying to better that country so as to ensure that it doesn't happen again. they are setting up a democracy for them so they don't have to live in a dictatorship. i bet if it were angelina doing it rather than president bush, you all would be just tickled pink and elated, huh?

Saw the long list and had a few good laughs on this thread today - but I think the bells might have had too many 'Ding-dongs.'
('I came here for Peter Wentz's penis and all I got were these 'dicks' '#111)
(Olichka-glance at #98 - there are other countries)
Thought this was funny as well. Tyra's never looked better.
http://www.topmodelforsale.com/

And as far as the war and politics go, if it were up the these 'librals' your family members wouldn't have been shipped out to fight a war for oil. Don't even go there, it will just make you look even more uninformed. You are 20 years old, you probably didn't even vote in the last election, and if you did you voted based on what people around you were saying. It was said earlier, don't try to look heroic because you married into a family of soldiers. And, if your GPA really had been so great I would think instead of tlaking about your high school endeavors you'd be spouting off about how you graduated from college in 2 years (should have been done by about now). So you got that scholarship... and this is what you've done with it. Got knocked up so you got married and moved in with the guy who just so happened to be a soldier. And now you are on the superficial showing off your keen intellect. *claps*

wow. talk about a divided country. even the superficial is run down with "red/blue" "liberal/conservative" smack. can we please go back to making fun of celebs. if you really feel like a good laugh go read about britney and her barefoot trash ways...priceless...


#128
That product invasion stuff is hilarious! LMAO

It's your paranoid mentality that is actually the downfall of this country; if you're not with me, you're against me, against the system, against freedom and you're an Osama/Hitler/Stalin loving communist who burns our nations flag.
OMFGG!!

Grow the hell up.
I don't agree with you; so apparently I'm amongst the millions who happen to ruin this country. Teeeerrrific.

And no.
Everyone's forgotten about 9/11.
We're still up Katrina's ass at the moment.
But don't worry. Once some big shot Hollywood director makes a 9/11 movie next year, we'll recall everything and start plastering our flags all over our cars soon enough.

Those awesomely kick ass soldiers who are bettering other countries, oh God Bless them, need to better our country first.
You know. Much like how Jolie needs to better the orphans of America and nor Cambodia.

I suppose it's easy to pouncse on a celebrity than you're own government.
Understandable.
Denial must be a happier place than reality.

Since when does not being a rabidly jingoistic, conservative asswipe automatically mean that you're an Osama-loving Anti-American?

Also, maybe I've lived in the wrong country all my life, because nowhere do I recall the U.S. warmly welcoming immigrants with "open arms". If anything, we are trying to seal our borders tighter each day, accusing immigrants of "stealing" crappy-ass jobs no one would fucking want anyways, and generally treating people of different ethnic origins and nationalities like shit.

Which is also apparent in the sentiment of that girl's "fuck other countries' starving kids, feed ours first" post.

ok, the hormone thing is stupid. let's get off that. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME: I LIKE WHAT SHE DOES IN THE OTHER COUNTRIES! I AGREE WITH HELPING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. HOWEVER, SHE HAS THE MONEY, POWER, AND RESOURCES TO DO SOME REAL GOOD FOR THE CHILDREN IN THIS COUNTRY. are these words too big for you people to read, or do you just not get it? that has to be the 4th time i have posted that.
and as far as the terms "ours": well, as a country, we are or should be unified. as a person in my country, i want you to have a wonderful life with all the opportunity that you can get. same for anyone else. i feel that as a citizen, my fellow americans (clarify: americans as in born here or immigrants) are a responsibility of mine. not a burden. if someone needs help, i love to help them. if you needed help, and i could help you, i would. i do not feel a loyalty like this for other countries. i have no problem helping them as long as i know i do all that i can for my own country as well.
got married then knocked up, but congrats for trying to make me look bad. i am informed, also. i voted in the last election because i knew what i was voting for. i respect the soldiers going to war for any reason. that is the job they chose to do. i never feel sorry for a soldier fighting for what they believe. the only thing that i feel badly about is the fact that they do have to be away from their families. but i have an enormous amount of respect for them. and as for college...well, i started with 15 credits that i finished while still in high school, did a year, and i am now taking a year off to have a child. so, i am not missing a beat. but good try.

ok, the hormone thing is stupid. let's get off that. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME: I LIKE WHAT SHE DOES IN THE OTHER COUNTRIES! I AGREE WITH HELPING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. HOWEVER, SHE HAS THE MONEY, POWER, AND RESOURCES TO DO SOME REAL GOOD FOR THE CHILDREN IN THIS COUNTRY. are these words too big for you people to read, or do you just not get it? that has to be the 4th time i have posted that.
and as far as the terms "ours": well, as a country, we are or should be unified. as a person in my country, i want you to have a wonderful life with all the opportunity that you can get. same for anyone else. i feel that as a citizen, my fellow americans (clarify: americans as in born here or immigrants) are a responsibility of mine. not a burden. if someone needs help, i love to help them. if you needed help, and i could help you, i would. i do not feel a loyalty like this for other countries. i have no problem helping them as long as i know i do all that i can for my own country as well.
got married then knocked up, but congrats for trying to make me look bad. i am informed, also. i voted in the last election because i knew what i was voting for. i respect the soldiers going to war for any reason. that is the job they chose to do. i never feel sorry for a soldier fighting for what they believe. the only thing that i feel badly about is the fact that they do have to be away from their families. but i have an enormous amount of respect for them. and as for college...well, i started with 15 credits that i finished while still in high school, did a year, and i am now taking a year off to have a child. so, i am not missing a beat. but good try.

#129 LOL
okay, now can we get back to the point- which is making fun of the celebrities.
bella 1218- noone cares about you or your political beliefs... last time i checked you weren't a celebrity... or wait, maybe you are, which would explain the totally egocentric and obsessive all day posts. FYI- i never said you liked tom cruise-- just that maybe you needed to try his religion to get the evil mind demons (thetans) controlling your thoughts out of your head... you know, so you can cross the bridge to total freedom. just trying to change the focus back to anything but YOU.

Since when does not being a rabidly jingoistic, conservative asswipe automatically mean that you're an Osama-loving Anti-American?

Also, maybe I've lived in the wrong country all my life, because nowhere do I recall the U.S. warmly welcoming immigrants with "open arms". If anything, we are trying to seal our borders tighter each day, accusing immigrants of "stealing" crappy-ass jobs no one would fucking want anyways, and generally treating people of different ethnic origins and nationalities like shit.

Which is also apparent in the sentiment of that girl's "fuck other countries' starving kids, feed ours first" post.

ok, the hormone thing is stupid. let's get off that. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME: I LIKE WHAT SHE DOES IN THE OTHER COUNTRIES! I AGREE WITH HELPING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. HOWEVER, SHE HAS THE MONEY, POWER, AND RESOURCES TO DO SOME REAL GOOD FOR THE CHILDREN IN THIS COUNTRY. are these words too big for you people to read, or do you just not get it? that has to be the 4th time i have posted that.
and as far as the terms "ours": well, as a country, we are or should be unified. as a person in my country, i want you to have a wonderful life with all the opportunity that you can get. same for anyone else. i feel that as a citizen, my fellow americans (clarify: americans as in born here or immigrants) are a responsibility of mine. not a burden. if someone needs help, i love to help them. if you needed help, and i could help you, i would. i do not feel a loyalty like this for other countries. i have no problem helping them as long as i know i do all that i can for my own country as well.
got married then knocked up, but congrats for trying to make me look bad. i am informed, also. i voted in the last election because i knew what i was voting for. i respect the soldiers going to war for any reason. that is the job they chose to do. i never feel sorry for a soldier fighting for what they believe. the only thing that i feel badly about is the fact that they do have to be away from their families. but i have an enormous amount of respect for them. and as for college...well, i started with 15 credits that i finished while still in high school, did a year, and i am now taking a year off to have a child. so, i am not missing a beat. but good try.

#129 LOL
okay, now can we get back to the point- which is making fun of the celebrities.
bella 1218- noone cares about you or your political beliefs... last time i checked you weren't a celebrity... or wait, maybe you are, which would explain the totally egocentric and obsessive all day posts. FYI- i never said you liked tom cruise-- just that maybe you needed to try his religion to get the evil mind demons (thetans) controlling your thoughts out of your head... you know, so you can cross the bridge to total freedom. just trying to change the focus back to anything but YOU.

Jayne - will you marry me?

Jayne- You Rock.

Everything you just wrote is right on. Well put.

Since when does not being a rabidly jingoistic, conservative asswipe automatically mean that you're an Osama-loving Anti-American?

Also, maybe I've lived in the wrong country all my life, because nowhere do I recall the U.S. warmly welcoming immigrants with "open arms". If anything, we are trying to seal our borders tighter each day, accusing immigrants of "stealing" crappy-ass jobs no one would fucking want anyways, and generally treating people of different ethnic origins and nationalities like shit.

Which is also apparent in the sentiment of that girl's "fuck other countries' starving kids, feed ours first" post.

#129 LOL
okay, now can we get back to the point- which is making fun of the celebrities.
bella 1218- noone cares about you or your political beliefs... last time i checked you weren't a celebrity... or wait, maybe you are, which would explain the totally egocentric and obsessive all day posts. FYI- i never said you liked tom cruise-- just that maybe you needed to try his religion to get the evil mind demons (thetans) controlling your thoughts out of your head... you know, so you can cross the bridge to total freedom. just trying to change the focus back to anything but YOU.

ok, the hormone thing is stupid. let's get off that. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME: I LIKE WHAT SHE DOES IN THE OTHER COUNTRIES! I AGREE WITH HELPING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. HOWEVER, SHE HAS THE MONEY, POWER, AND RESOURCES TO DO SOME REAL GOOD FOR THE CHILDREN IN THIS COUNTRY. are these words too big for you people to read, or do you just not get it? that has to be the 4th time i have posted that.
and as far as the terms "ours": well, as a country, we are or should be unified. as a person in my country, i want you to have a wonderful life with all the opportunity that you can get. same for anyone else. i feel that as a citizen, my fellow americans (clarify: americans as in born here or immigrants) are a responsibility of mine. not a burden. if someone needs help, i love to help them. if you needed help, and i could help you, i would. i do not feel a loyalty like this for other countries. i have no problem helping them as long as i know i do all that i can for my own country as well.
got married then knocked up, but congrats for trying to make me look bad. i am informed, also. i voted in the last election because i knew what i was voting for. i respect the soldiers going to war for any reason. that is the job they chose to do. i never feel sorry for a soldier fighting for what they believe. the only thing that i feel badly about is the fact that they do have to be away from their families. but i have an enormous amount of respect for them. and as for college...well, i started with 15 credits that i finished while still in high school, did a year, and i am now taking a year off to have a child. so, i am not missing a beat. but good try.

hehehehhe lets all make fun of thesuperficial because it can't handle our posts and decides to post random copies all over. They must LOVE Osama! I wonder how many times this post will repeat unnecessarily. 3.2.1....

fucking wonderfull!!

*goes to bed, because it's past midnight in a place that is not the US*

Good luck with all this and stuff****

Bella asked why couldn't everyone get a scholarship and go to college like she did? Well, she admittedly comes from a home with almost a $200,000 income. My guess is that the school she went to was in a safe area, with shiny new text books, a full, qualified staff of teachers, and a nice budget that might have even included arts and music. I can't imagine why a kid who lives in an area overrun with crime and with parents struggling to get by on their low-paying jobs might possibly not be able to spend all their time studying and "working hard" in school. I am a student myself, and I guarantee I don't work near as hard as the janitors at my school that probably get paid $10 an hour after working there for 20 years.

I don't know if prettyboyfloyd has been to Jacksonville or not, but I have, and it is not a big city. Get out and see the world.

Bella, you have totally revealed yourself as a hypocrite. You whine that the fact that you drive an SUV is not your fault. Last I checked, you can trade in any car and get another one. Used ones come in all price ranges, so I am sure you could find something you could afford. Maybe all the poor people in this country will get an education and better jobs when they can afford it. And you have two cars? My, how underprivileged you are. Could you sell one and give the money to some homeless people?

As for protecting us from the Iraqis and Osama...Osama is from Afghanistan, a country we should have gotten involved in years ago simply based on their human rights violations. He is not Iraqi, nor is there any evidence that Iraq had anything to do with the WTC bombings. They may have harbored him, but so did several other countries. Iraq does have a lot of oil, though.

There is always a reason or an excuse for your own behavior, but anyone else with a problem is just a loser. Typical conservative thinking. Bella is a girl who has lived a very cushy life and has had a lot of advantages that she is too stupid to even appreciate. Much like a typical conservative.

I love this country, and yes, I am liberal. The US was founded by liberals, if you'd care to learn about its history. I think the founding fathers would vomit at the turn our country has taken. I wish a lot of things were better, which is why I donate time and money to causes that I believe will make the country and the world better. I agree wholeheartedly, however, with the poster who said that there is no "our own." We're all human, and having a little compassion, backed up by some sense, would be nice.

Sinistersister - My thoughts EXACTLY!

In my opinion, Angelina is not helping out people of other nations before her own. She is just helping the people of earth, period.

"does no one remember that we were attacked on our own soil?"
- I remember it. I also remember that it could've been prevented if our president wasn't off galavanting on his fucking ranch. There were plenty of warnings beforehand.


"do you want it to happen again? "
- No. But with the way our country is going... I'm sure something similar will. The more we police the world, the more the world will hate us (and want us dead).


"i'm sure you can write to osama and let him know that you think he is great. hopefully he gets your house if it happens again."
- I doubt that. Unless the soldiers at the font gate here on Fort Meade let him in.

"These soldiers are trying to better that country so as to ensure that it doesn't happen again. they are setting up a democracy for them so they don't have to live in a dictatorship."
- So because we have democracy, everyone else should? Most countries do not have democracy and have survived hundreds of years. Ours is only 200 years young and already in shambles.

i bet if it were angelina doing it rather than president bush, you all would be just tickled pink and elated, huh?
- I don't recall anyone suggesting that AJ be elected President. Commending her for helping millions in third world countries hardly suggests so. She is doing her part to give back to this world. Why don't you ask Jennifer Ansiton who she is helping?

P.s. I TOO am a Military Wife. But just because my husband serves, doesn't mean we believe everything our government tells us and that our country is the best. Just look at our social security. By the time you and I reach retirement there will be nothing left for us. But I feel better knowing that Congressman White will get about $7,800,000.00 during the last years of his life. While my husband and I fight to make ends meet even though he has done his part to serve our country.

Bella - you forgot to mention that you're a pompous and self-indulgent bore.

I'm 5'10, love long walks on the beach, and don't give a rat's ass about where you studied, who you married or that you've got a kid up your muff.

Piss off.

Now that that's sorted, let's get back to bashing celebrities. (Although I suspect that this thread might be a write-off as far as amusing commentary goes if Bella keeps coming back on her SUV. Must get good mileage out of that thing)

And BTW, I think Angelina looks a little skinny here, but maybe the baby is eating all her extra fat. Not that she had much to spare. I still think she's hot, and I hope she doesn't get anymore of her tatts lasered off.

Peace out all! This has been a fun debate.

I have to agree. Angelina is Goregous!! I have always been a fan of hers.

Not all women become oompa loompa's during their pregnancy. If she was starving the child it would be in all the papers after one of them paid the doctor off for some info.

My goodness. What an exhausting "debate."

Bella, I'm guessing you are unemployed. However, if you decided to go the employment route--perhaps after you give birth--maybe you could consider becoming a secretary, since you seem quite adept at typing. Only problem, though, is that your typing sucks. And you seem to fear capital letters.

Now excuse me while I go club some baby Navy seals...

being adopted myself (from Colombia South America, my adoptive parents are European), I must say I am so damn glad to be in the USA!!!! My parents saved my life, its a slap in the face to people like my folks, when others say they are unpatriotic because they adopt out of this country....how many of us can say we saved a baby's life??? whether from the US or somewhere else? You can't save the world or every kid out there...I would rather know that Angelia has adopted 100 kids from some other country than skank ho Paris bought a $400,000 car!!!!!

Good point Dee ! I agree !!
(you commie drug mule)
I like Angie but I don't like her tats. Jon Voight must have raised her in front of the TV watching American Chopper or something.
(sorry about the 'commie drug mule' thing Dee. That was a puny attempt at humor -'humour'- in some countries)

#149, the reason you won't get any social security is because you libs didn't let Bush pass the SS reform. So basically you made your bed and you will lie in it, until you have to sell it for food that is.

It amazes me that so many people are trying desperately to destroy their own homes. Europe has almost destroyed itself, take a look. And now you wish for America to do the same. Don't tell me you stand for this country when all of your actions and words state differently. The poster who said that there are other countries out there as great as America, specifically Germany, are very diluted. Immigrants settle for Germany, or France, or any other when they can't get in to America. But no one is banging down the borders of Germany to get in.

And to the other poster who mentioned that we DO NOT welcome our immigrants with open arms, open your eyes a little wider. I am an immigrant, my family came here from Russia. We did not speak the language, and had not a penny to our name. What we did have was a debt of $3000. Now we are upper middle class. My mother is in real estate, my father owns his own business. My brother just graduated from college, and is making more than $50,000 at his first job. What you speak of is the ILLEGAL immigrants, and yes, we do not welcome them with open arms, we do not have to, they broke the law. There are no countries that will stand illigal immigration, and so far ours is the only one that is still tolerating it. There is nothing wrong with going through the LEGAL process to get into America. Do you want random squators coming into your home and sleeping on your couch??? America doesn't either.

Get a clue you ass clowns, and stop regurgitating what your college professor told you.

#154 Dee, no one said that she is unpatriotic for adopting kids from other countries. She's doing a great thing, and those kids will have fabulous lives, I wish them the best. The thing is that Jolie is part of the Bash-America crowd, and is putting all her energies into helping people outside of her own country. That's great and all, but America is the place that made her what she is, so maybe she should give back a little on her own soil.

Why are there so many hostile people posting? And why are they all flag-waving, self-righteous, holier-than-though folk who likely voted for Mr. Dumbass Bush?

Why is it when people are anti-immigration, they only have a problem with immigration if the immigrants are not white? When people comment about "illegal" vs "legal" immigrant, it's really not about legality; it's about being anti-Mexican (racist) and they damn know it. White ethnic immigrants are able to assimilate much easier than non-white immigrants. They also have more support from the U.S. govt and the U.S. natives. To compare the two experiences is laughable.

Like you Olicka ?

h*

That is complete bullshit Anonymous. If whites were sneaking into our border from Mexico, it would be the same problem. It's just that in Mexico, there tend to live Mexicans, maybe you dissagree. Not many white skinned people over there in ol Mexico. And you know what dear, there are many illigals coming from Russia, they just do it in other ways, since swimming the Atlantic gets a bit chilly. And I'm just as against them as I am illegal Mexican immigrants. It has nothing to so with skin. If you file the right papers you could be green for all I care, just do things right and follow the rules of the country you wish to get in to.

And by the way, if America sucks so much, why are all the Mexican people coming here???? If Mexico was soo wonderful, I'm sure they'd stay home.

Yes Binky, like me. I give to the charities I believe in, and they're right here in the good ol US of A.

Does anyone have a problem if I donate to the Mexican Red Cross or the Chinese Red Cross................................if there were one.

Good Olichka. But what happened to Russia ? They have huge resources and a lot of problems. What happened to the 'your own soil' thing ? #157 ?

olichka is really bella. go away already

i didn't know angelina had some tattoos removed... very interesting that she would consider removing more b/c brad wants her too.
also- what is up with michaeal douglas passing judgement on anyone! what a pompous ass. I love it. celebrity watching, akin to the romans and their antics in the colosseums. can't take my eyes off the continual mayhem.

# 163 No Anonymous - go right ahead. (Have we met before ? I think I remember your name from somewhere)

Olichka, you need to ring up Bella and ask her out on a date. That way you can ride off into the sunset (in her SUV) and be annoying and self-congratulatory bitches who live flatulently ever after and leave us the hell alone.

Sorry Binky, I'm may have been born in Russia, but I am now a red blooded AMERICAN. My family ran from a communist country which treated them like crap, why would I have any loyalty left for them.

My loyalties go to the people that gave me the chance to have what I do. Jolie's money came mostly from the USA.

Don't be jealous TowelHead.

Well Ok. Fine Olichka (you missed the link to your ART on the last one)
But I don't think the brain-drain from poor countries is good for the world on a long term basis.
Most of the western countries have fought for this life at some stage. ( The US Civil war for example) That's just happening now in some developing countries (Iraq for example) If all the smart people leave these countries beforehand ... ? What happens ? Puppet states ?
Oh right - and that Paris - what a skank.

thanks Binky#155 LOL
and i loved the commie drug mule reference!!---like I havent heard ANY drug jokes in my life...LOL good one and whats wrong w American Chopper hahahhhhaha then again i have a few tats of my own!!!! is there a connection?? hmmmmm

Well - I guess this thread is getting a bit worn out.
I'm moving to Russia and adopting a few movie stars. Dee - You supply the 'bling'.

Heh heh heh... using her arms to spear fish. Now thats a FUNNY one! Hah hah.

I wish the picture was bigger though.

ha ha i wrote a long-ass reflection on this thread, and then the superfish deleted it before it posted. guess it was meant to be.

so i'll pare it down to something more concise.
bella: this website is for making fun of celebrities, not trying to make yourself into one. no one wants to know what color your hair is or how tall you are, you fucking freak.

and gogoboots, jayne and towelhead, wow! i loved your posts. it's good to see that there are still some smart, thoughtful people in the good old u.s. of a (or wherever you're from).

lol olichka, "red-blooded american"
how wonderful that an immigrant such as yourself is already using cheesy-ass cliches like that. if americans are red-blooded, what does that make everyone else? green-blooded?

What pisses me off is that her arms look like my mom's arms...and she has cancer. She now has a prescription for the marijuana pill so she can get the munchies.

Why the fuck would you CHOOSE to be that thin, especially with a baby? Stupid bitch.

wow, who rattled Bella's cage? I'm with Jayne on this one.

what is up with her other non skinny arm?

#147 geographical clarification: Osama is from SAUDI ARABIA and NOT Afghanistan.

Screw the starving children, foreign and domestic. You know why they are starving don't you? Because they are lazy and they hate Freedom. They need to pull themselves up by their tiny little bootstraps and get with the program!

God bless the USA and President Bush.

Maybe Britney Spears will get AIDS from that hypo-needle she stepped on and then we can all start fighting about how AIDS is or isn't funny again! Move on...

Wow - amazing how this has taken such a political turn. Angelina Jolie gives away a third of her annual income to charity each and every year - who on here can say they do the same? She makes public people's plights - people with no voice, no electricity, no home and no hope. Maybe instead of being jealous of her you should use her as an example.
And Bella - if you're annoyed that your country is in so much debt then look to your government to blame, not celebrities. America spends more money on weaponry than all of Europe put together - ask your government to put it's people first rather than guns.

I HATE when people write their freakin' autobiography! Make a short post, say something funny and get out of the damn way!! No one is going to say anything profound enough to get me to adopt an Etheopian on this site.

sinistersister - Osama is from Saudi Arabia and in fact the Bin Laden family are close friends with President Bush and have been business colleagues since the 1970's. Osama was trained and funded by the CIA in Afghanistan to fight against the Russians in the cold war. When the cold war ended he then used his American training and funding to attack the US and Europe.

#26 - Yawn pie with snore sauce! Hilarious, I'll have to remember that one!!

I want everyone to see how smart I is when I type on celebrity-bashing blog sites. Hey everybody - look how smart I is!

Bella, how will your unborn ever learn to talk if you don't EFFEN SHUT-UP!?!?

hey fuckers...i had been gone since #133. apparently it has taken 54 posts, and you still don't realize. you all wanted to go back to bashing celebrities, so do it. talk about angelina's skinny arm(s). that's interesting. ooh...i'm sure she is eating fine. she doesn't seem like the type to starve her own child- unless she is so used to children looking that way, she thinks it is normal. her other children are not underweight, so your speculation about her harming her unborn child is merely mindless chatter. it hink it is funny that all of you clicked on this story to bash her, then as soon as i said something negative about her, you are at her rescue. little funny, eh?

Bella dear - you really do need to chill out a bit. I am not gonna lie to you, you sound a little crazy, perhaps prenatal stress. Laughing is healthy for you, your husband and your unborn child. Try it sometime. Don't let the friendless losers of the world, who have no one else to talk to so they spew their bullshit on here, get you all hyped up & don't become one of them too.
Angelina sucks moosecock.

i have been laughing the whole time i have been on here, trust me. this whole debate has been hilarious. i have just been sitting back reading all the comments about how i suck and olichka sucks. they asked me to get off so they could bash celebrities, and i did. but, yeah, angelina sucks. did everyone see mr. an mrs. smith? if it weren't for her line "who's your daddy now?" the whole movie would have been fine with any other actress.

If she didn't look like this people would be calling her fat. I guess she prefers losing her baby than be criticized by lifeless morons.

I'd hit it....skinny arm and all.

192 posts later...

Where oh where are Laydeebug and PapaHotNuts when you need them?

bella, on your comment #190:

i think this is the only thing I've agreed with you on. That line in the movie: priceless. But I did love the entire movie, and disagree with you that any other actress could have taken her place. It definetely needed to be Angelina and Brad.

I say everyone stops looking at this particular forum....Everyone go make fun of Britney who's probably gonna get AIDS from that needle she stepped on.

DUDE, its the SUNLIGHT on her arm. Check the one in the plane.

#154 and #156 You are my heroes. My fiance was adopted from South Korea when he was less than a year old and I'm very grateful that the U.S. is so accepting of legal immigrants.

Why is everyone so hateful? Come on. Let's be friendly. Eh?

Can the hating please stop people!!!!
Yoiu all sound like a bunch of american hating animals!!! And BTW arent the liberals supposed to be the "happy" "always get along" kind??? Hypopcrites!!!!

it died...(shhhh)

RIP

aw i feel bad for angelina, either way she is going to get named fat if she gains weight during her pregnancy, or anorexic if shes thin during her pregnancy.common guys show her some luv. 194 Erienne, i agree she was awesome in that movie, n it was good.

#9 I think that is part of the airplane's door, not an arm.