Feb 20 2006Steven Seagal and Carrot Top are friends

Carrot Top looks like a drag queen! Hahahaha!
This could do wonders for Steven Seagal's career...whatever's left of it.

I agree...there's something very strange going on with Carrot Top's face. He's either had a lot of plastic surgery or he's got a bunch of makeup on or something. He looks very different than he used to...!!!

He is absolutely, by far, the strangest looking man I have ever seen who does not have some sort of medical condition. And I'm not counting ugly as a medical condition.

I'd lick dish before I'd fuck him. 'Scuse me while I burn my retinas with welding equipment.

Might be the mascara he's wearing, overall i recall he has a bad case of the uglies...ugh!

and Licky -CarrotTop is no prize either.

I don't know which is more orange, Carrot Top's hair or Segal's spray-on tan.

In this picture, Carrot Top is describing the surgery where he had his penis removed and replaced with a mildly humorous prop.

Ummm... Didn't Seagal used to have shoulders? He looks like a giant Pez dispenser.

And why is he sitting with Rocky Dennis?

where the hell are they?!!?! hey look guys, Nicole's eating http://rosiedemario.blogspot.com/2006/02/nicole-to-open-nightclub.html

I think she wants to open her own club in LA. way to go, nicole!

I can't decide what disturbs me the most about this picture. It might be Carrot Top's Popeye-the-Sailor-Man biceps.

Actually it looks like an acting lesson and Carrot Top is helping develop Steve's depth as an artist.
Her he's showing him how to portray 'Scissors'.

I think I just shot milk out of my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk. Carrot Top and Steven Seagal!! What's next??? A Tim Allen movie where he plays a dog? Oh...wait...

#7 Rocky Dennis! Nice one.

Here's an 'e' for any of those comments missing a vowel

What do you guys think...Do you see the resemblance?

http://www.winfemme.com/images/KathyGriff_4537190_Max.jpg

I would normally feel bad for comparing Carrot Top to a woman, but since Kathy Griffin really isn't a woman per se...

Posted by LickyLicky He is absolutely, by far, the strangest looking man I have ever seen who does not have some sort of medical condition.

Certainly not in defense of Carrot Top, because, yes, he is looking mighty strange.. but have you seen Michael Jackson lately? I still think Carrot Top has a ways to go before reaching that status... Jacko reigns in strangest-looking man category...

Tania, wow, never realised they were one and the same until seeing them compared.. scary... and renders my comments in my above post useless, since we are actually talking about a drag queen...

This is really a high level negotiation- Carrot Top offers Steven Segal $2 to be in his act- Look a falling star, Look a Took a dump Look a graduate of the jackie Chan school of Acting- Look a Guy who wishes he was Jackie Chan- Look a Guy who wished he had the balls to committ suidcide after his first movie so he would have that I'm famous because I'm dead factor like Bruce Lee- Look a guy who becasme Buhdist so he could wear a dress to hide his fat gut

Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin definitly have the same plastic surgeon. You'd think after he did The Joker, the guy would stop getting clients.

i smell buddy cop flick with cathy griffith as the love intrest.

sorry kathy not cathy

Great. Thanks Superficial. Seeing that picture? Now I'm going to have nightmares. Happy Now?

I dunno, Gossip. I think it's relative. We expect strangeness out of MJ, and we've seen it for so long that it's almost a non-issue now. Like meeting someone and falling in love with them and forgiving any shortcomings they may have in the name of love. After a while, you don't even see them anymore. Carrot hasn't reached that plateau yet.

Besides, MJ is not a man. I thought we had that cleared up LONG ago.

Kudos to whoever the woman is that got a sex change and cosmetic surgery to look like Carrot Top! The swelling should go down in a couple of weeks.

Check out CT's hand gesture....

Carrot Top: "Steven, I will give you two million dollars to pose with me like we are buddies."

Steven: "You're on".

I never thought I would see the day where Seagal begins to resemble a tanned Hal Hollbrook. Wait a sec, yes I did. Did they have wake him up for this picture? I guess if your hiding out from the mob hanging with C.T. is a good bet.

A quick query from across the pond: Who the f**k is Carrot Top? And why does he have a freakish resemblance to Barbra Streisand?

he does look like a tranny. He has to cut out the plastic surgery...He looked better skinny and dorky at least he looked normal and not like a science experiment. Steven Segal? Not worth a comment.

I have seen more than my fair share of Steven Segal movies... my dad loves them. His parting words to me: 'Bring back some Steven Segal movies, if you can'

#26 Carrot Top works for the US Department of Defense.
Apparently he was recently switched from the 'WMD inspection department' to the 'Iraq Exit Strategy ' desk.

I just want to know when Seagal is going to help Carrot Top start his own energy drink company like Seagal now has.

Forget Carrot Top. I want to know why Steven has on my Grandma's bed jacket. It looks better on Granny, which is really scary since she's bed dead for 10 years!

oops...that's been dead. The Freudian slip about "bed" in reference to those two has made me not want to cook dinner.

Looks photoshopped to me. Maybe Seagal's body has always been that out of proportion though.

Carrot Top is holding up two fingers after being asked, "How many times did he hit it with Steven Segal." Carrot Top was crying when he answered that, the reason behind his mascara running.

Steven Segal's head does look like it was photshopped to that picture.

Late lunch - just barfed - thanks! Pictures like this would make a great diet plan...

Is Carrot Top emo? I can't keep up with kids these days and their latest trends.

Yes #2, as incredible as it may seem, Carrot Top actually got plastic surgery making him look even more bizarre than before.
Steven Segal and Carrot Top are posing at the launch of their new "healthy" steroid injection business.

A "Before" Carrot shot, prior to using heavy eye make-up:
http://www.kernel.uky.edu/1995/spring/041095/carrot.gif
Still "Before" surgery (notice the droopy upper eyelids), but after discovering make-up:
http://www.dannykent.com/photo/carrottop/pictures/03.jpg
One of the frightful "After" shots: http://www.dawgnetnews.com/archive/030403/pictures/ent_carrot.jpg

...Uh, Mommy, can I sleep with you tonight?

Yes #2, as incredible as it may seem, Carrot Top actually got plastic surgery making him look even more bizarre than before.
Steven Segal and Carrot Top are posing at the launch of their new "healthy" steroid injection business.

A "Before" Carrot shot, prior to using heavy eye make-up:
http://www.kernel.uky.edu/1995/spring/041095/carrot.gif
Still "Before" surgery (notice the droopy upper eyelids), but after discovering make-up:
http://www.dannykent.com/photo/carrottop/pictures/03.jpg

Carrot Top is so lame that he can't even get The Shocker right. Hold in your ring finger and stick out your pinkie, too, you tool!

Seagal's head looks photoshopped. Something's up with that picture.

LOL 'scary buff' I meant to say...there's something unnatural about that head on a superman body.

who is carrot top? i didn't know people got famous for being ugly and freaky

Oh yes, 'bigfatmomma', cases like that are all over Hollywood. Why, here's another example for you:

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/gossip/celebrities/0214spelling.jpg

Carrot top looks like a freakier version of Ronald McDonald. Both are scary looking clowns, though.

Has anyone looked past the freak that has become Carrot Top and noticed Steven Seagal and noticed he's as gold as his coat?

Check out Segal's silk jacket - he still thinks he's Asian.

Any more freaky and Carrot Tops gona look like this! O.o

http://blog.fatbusinessman.com/blog-post-images/animal.jpg

I don't want to make fun of Steven Segal, he'll find me, and kill me...

Thank you for bringing that to my attention playahater101 (post #43). I was so entranced by Carrot Top that I totally overlooked Steven's carrot skin.

You know how if you eat too many carrots your skin will turn orange? I wonder how much of Carrot Top's "juice" Steven had to ingest to get the same effect-?

Yeah, Tania, how much carrot do you think he's been eating? Judging by that picture, A LOT. Maybe that's what they're so buddy-buddy about. Their own personal version of Brokeback Mountain. Now I have to cahnge my address so Steven doesn't find me and kick my a$$.

When did Carrot Top get perma-clown face?

Up next on The Surreal Life! Actually I think Carrot Top has become a huge roids' freak. Too many unwanted comparisons to Gallagher I guess.

I've been disturbed to no end by Michael Jackson for years now, but I'd poster my walls with Michael posters before I'd ever want to see this again: http://www.celebritycrunch.com/2005/08/shirtless-carrot-top-is-frightening.php

there is something wrong with carrot top - seriously wrong

I need more Carrot Top in my life! He should be a regular on this site. I mean, he is just as bizarre as Brit or K-Fed. I bet a person could find a gold mine of awesome pictures. He's kinda like Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka cat woman, except it's carrot woman! awesome site

Eeeeeeeek!!!!
::::runs screaming from the monitor:::::::
WTF!?!?!

#50's pic is obscene, you can almost see that trannies mangina.

Did anyone else notice that Segal's head is way too big for his shoulders??? WTF? At least his sweet hairdo makes up for it.

Get a fucking hair cut.

this picture shouldn't even exist. there must be something horrific happening elsewhere for this awful thing to appear, like some little village somewhere exploded. i'm scared.

Carrot Top: "Hey Stephen! Can you take a picture with me- pretend we're buddies?"

Stephen: "Ok. But hurry up! I need to get home and beat my wife....again"

Wow, what a freaking unholy alliance. They're meant for eachother.

Oops, I thought Phyllis Diller was dead?

I really feel a need to stick hot pokers in my eyes after looking at this picture. Carrot Top is one of the most hideous human beings (?) in recent memory. Well, unless we're talking about Katie Holmes with all of the facial herpes or Katie Holmes with the freaky bodysuit/button-up shirt/jeans combo.

Steven Segal was only good in one movie, the one with Kelly LeBrock. He sucks. He's probably the reason why Kelly got fat, although she's still gorgeous.

#50, classic buttisface. "Nice body, buttisface....eh!"

Okay, I thought that Kelly left Steven because he beat her up... Can anyone tell me why this carrot person is famous?

OK so between these two guys, they have a ponytail, eyeliner, a girdle, a brow lift, a mystic tan, and my grandmother's housecoat.

Steven Segal has to lay off the "quick tan" he is f'ing orange. As for Carrot Top the guy looks like a tranny.

In answer to #64, Carrot Top was some lame ass wanna be prop comic.

Can you imagine sleeping with Carrot Top? Or moaning his name, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Carrot Top scares me. He is way too alien looking. And, Segal is just a short little man with a big man complex. He is such an ass.

I agree that I didn't think it was possible for carrot brain to get any more grostesque. Steven's head does look to big for his body. I wonder if it's a real picture.

Ha, Steven is fake!

Well, as above mentioned rosiedemario's blog tells us, this pic is from vegas' wax museum (and there's more pics in the blog).
This red-head clown can't get even access to real steven-clown and have decided to take the fake-one for photo opportunity.
That's why seagal's skin color and head are so strange looking. Carrot is one fine superstar, taking pictures with wax-stars like other rednecks.

First: Carrottop is like sixty something years old.
Second: is he flashing a gang symbol?

I swear to Heaven, that picture of Carrot Top makes me think just one thing:

"The sun'll come out tomorrow..."

Isn't kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn't this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!

What a crazy, confusing, world.

Isn't kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn't this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!

What a crazy, confusing, world.

Isn't kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn't this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!

What a crazy, confusing, world.

PIC GIVES ME THE CREEPS

stevie is fake and clown is on gh hence the facial distortion

I'm guessing that someone started spreading a rumor that CT and Seagal were the same person. Of course, you see CT flashing the sign meaning, "Look, we're two different people!" Except, as #69 ora (did you do that on purpose, btw? LOL!) stated that the Seagal in this picture is a wax figure. So what this really means is that Seagal and Carrot Top are actually one and the same person. Or twins separated at birth (again, the sign can be interpreted that way). With one of the two dressing like Kathy Griffin at any particular time.

please, no gay tranny love....

carrot top a pimp his face looks weird cause my mans on juice steriods who gives a f*** cause now he is a buffas red head just like me..testosterone gives u water retention if he took a little lasix and eat less sodium his face would be fine say dont hate on a redhead for lookin good being buff money in the bank and chillin with mr segal

steven rocks!
carrot shocks!