Feb 17 2006Stella McCartney throws Gwyneth Paltrow a baby shower

I love reading your site...a good laugh here and there. But this, not only was it a ridiculously boring story to write about in the first place, but personally i think you took it too far in saying that basically we should kill the little, well, fetus. I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about causing a miscarriage, essentially murdering a kid who hasn't done anything entertainingly stupid yet, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but a baby shower and a one line joke about killing an unborn baby.

good point .. but to be fair, I'm sure he'd wait until the baby was born. To do otherwise would be very unsporting.

Dude that was SO not cool. And I friggin' hate Gywneth Paltrow. This site has OFFICIALLY reached a new low.

I agree...taken too far on this one guys.

Oh, was he, like, serious? I thought that bit was just a lame joke.

Anyways, why would you go with the stomach when her head was so more inviting?

Pregnant stomachs kick back too hard.

Looks like someone has been giving Stella a few round house kicks to the face.

Its also missing the point. If we start punching celebs in the stomach and making them miscarry = no baby celebs to grow up and make arses of themselves = no more theSuperficial. See the BIGGER picture guys.

I agree with #1 - the story isn't even newsworthy but the comment about taking turns punching her in the stomach is bottom line - wrong. I'm hoping it was late night writer's block or an incident of drinking and typing.

In related, equally uninteresting, news:

-Elizabeth Taylor Blows Her Nose
-Paris Hilton Dances on a Table in Some Club
-Madonna Takes Her Kids on a Walk
-Scott Stapp Gets Drunk

I mean, are we THAT hard up for news guys? Who's throwing Gwyneth a baby shower? I'm pretty sure that fits squarely in the "Who Gives a Sh*t" category.

See how nauseous Gwyn looks in this picture? It's because smells make pregnant women sick to their stomachs!! If someone had given me an aromatherapy baby shower, I'd have yakked all over the place. Torture!

Also, pretty messed up the thing about kicking her prego belly. She's mopey looking enough as it is without having to worry about folks roundhouse kicking her yet-to-be-born kid.

BAD JOKE: had someone done that to her when she was pregnant with her first kid, would they have made "Apple Sauce"?

I agree with the above. While it is unclear whether you dislike Gwyneth Paltrow or whether you are just attempting to make a joke, either way it's beyond the line. Such references to any unborn child, even if it's the spawn of TomKat, would still generate sympathy from your readers.
Don't get me wrong, I normally LMAO at the shit you write, but this isn't funny. Keep up the usual work, though!

They would have had to change the name of the band to Coldpuree aswell.

The thing that pisses me off the most about this story is that this is Gwen's second friggin kid. You don't throw a shower for a second kid and on top of it she has more money than God. Why the hell does she need a second shower?

Yeah, come on guys a joke about a miscarriage...That is tasteless and rude. A joke about the party guests all chipping in for an abortion would have been the safer bet, and the route I would have went.

oooh dude , sooooo not cool. Over the line there i think. Otherwise the site rocks. But this.....its a big NO

Hmm, I think everyone's getting a little too offended by something that's obviously a joke. It's not like he actually means to punch her in the stomach, and besides, all the stories on here are usually vaguely (or not so vaguely) offensive, but that's what makes them so funny. I'll agree that this is a pretty lameass story and that it's not up to the standard of the usual witty repartee one can find here, but geez, maybe it's a slow news day. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock can't make a sex video EVERY day.

What's sad is the way that people can't just say "HEY, MAKING JOKES ABOUT KICKING PREGNANT WOMEN IN THE STOMACH ISN'T FUNNY"...period. Without having to throw in "But I love your site!" or "but normally I laugh my ass off at your stuff" or "but other than that, keep up the good work....

Why? Because everybody's worried about the backlash of doing that, so they have to sugar coat it and wrap it with a compliment. F*** the people who would jump down your throat for saying it like it is. Their responses are so predictable at this point, so seriously, f*** 'em. If it's not funny...then it's not funny. Speak your mind, don't wrap it in a compliment, don't sugar coat it. And don't worry about the backlash from the gang of rabid idiots who are sure to pounce on you with their same old tired schtick they use on everybody who points out when something isn't funny, or went over the line, etc. F*** 'em. If they don't like you pointing that out, too f***** bad for them.

I might be the trashiest person to post on this site on a daily basis, but I can't make myself joke about this one. I do hate Coldplay though. I could kick that Martin guy in the stomach all day. Hope that makes someone feel better.

There's a difference between witty and tasteless. Readers have a right to express dissatisfaction with stupid/boring/tasteless/off-colour jokes. The writers must be all out of material if the punchline of the 'joke' is punching a pregnant woman in the stomach. This site is beginning to suck more and more everyday. Superficial, what happened to you??

Why are all of you acting like Tipper Gore?

Damn! I used to love this site but this post just gave me severe morning sickness. Seriously, I am pregnant...and not sure if I'll read this site ever again.

Because Fatty, we come here to be entertained and to have fun venting and bashing. That joke just went beyond. But that's just my opinion and you know what they say about opinions:

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has got one!!

Anyway, here is a story that didn't make headlines. Probably for a reason - it's not super exciting but more exciting than a baby-shower: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/391940p-332278c.html

(sigh) No comment.

...Uh, sick and not funny.
BUT, I totally hate Coldplay! I used to like them...then they started getting precious--and not in a good way. The Grammy's made me want to see Chris Martin...bite the head off a rat or something.
I mean, how freaking serious can one person take themselves. He makes Bono look humble.

Oh, like his reference to "giving the baby a golden shower" was any better!

OK so Tipper Gore told me this funny joke.

What's the best thing about having sex w/a pregnant lady?
You get your dick sucked at the same time!

Chris Martin would appreciate that.

First creating a mute parapalegic, and then punching a pregnant woman in the stomach? What kind of rage are you on?? Very uncool.

I think it's funny how Superficial dangles the bait (like the line "punching her in the stomach) and so many folk take it.

Either he's a genius or people are just too easy.

Fucking idiot writers on this site. Gee, didn't they think that any of the readers would be, oh, I don't know, PARENTS? Women who've carried babies themselves, or guys who are dads...with wives who gave them those kids? "Hey! Let's joke about kicking pregnant women in the stomach! It's not like I had a mom that gave birth to me, or like any of the readers have ever had kids themselves!"

I've been looking for a good excuse to stop coming here and to stop reading celeb gossip blogs when I'm bored.

Just found my reason. Thanks. SEE ya.

Btw...half the time, the posters comments are funnier than the writers.

Just an observation.

-yawn-

Anything funny happen at ze baby shower?
Did Gwen make a ridiculous comment about the US?
No?

Well why the hell mention this?

I guess the only SAFE jokes now-a-days are Knock-Knock jokes. And talk about jumping on the band wagon of hate, why didn't anyone jump on mine when I tried to start a comment racial war? Fucking Democrats.

Keep making me laugh Superficial, youre good at it and its why I keep coming back.

One by one the unfunny & the boring will leave & the funny can keep on keeping on...

If someone threw ME an aromatherapy baby shower I'd kick THEM in the stomach. I was so sensitive to smell when I was pregnant I threw a chicken pot pie my husband had in the oven out the back door. He was not amused, but I couldn't handle the smell.

i laughed out loud @ the pregnant belly punching thing. although i personally find a good toss down the stairs much more rewarding.

Oh Man U, you're just silly!

Wow...and I brushed my cat last night! NEXT..

I completely agree with what seems to be the predominant opinion about this post that, besides being tasteless and inappropriate, it was also a bit on the horrifying end. To suggest that a pregnant woman should be punched in the stomach because she typically appears as a B**** in her public persona is awful. I have to say, though, that I was somewhat surprised by the volume of comments from this point of view. How many of you are in favor of abortion? My understanding is that most young people these days are pro-choice. I don't really see what the difference is between the suggestion to punch a pregnant lady in the stomach, which is (rightfully) treated as a type of homicide, and having a "doctor" surgically dismember the frailest members of society in their most vulnerable state. Maybe someone here can clarify these delicate distinctions...

99% of the time this site is funny as hell so i'm willing to forgive a lame celeb story with a baby punching joke

For crying outloud. It's a joke, ha-ha, get it...It has nothing to do with abortion. And for the record, I do belive that some Pro-Life activists blew up a womens clinic. That is what you call terrorism. I am Pro-Life, have the kid and give it Angelina's orphange.

Sure, punching a pregnant woman in the stomach and having an abortion are exactly the same thing.

Just like how it's totally the same thing if someone cuts my leg off with a chainsaw and a doctor amputates.

Abortion debate: GO!

Jokes, yes, ha ha, funny. There are fringe people who represent beliefs no matter what the beliefs happen to be, so you can't take some people who blew up a clinic and distribute that mentality to all pro-life people. You'd also have to ask, "were there people in the clinic when they blew it up?" If not, they would have been destroying a facility, not human people, which is what the facility is designed to do anyways. Not that I'm necessarily an advocate of going around and blowing things up, I'm an advocate of being clear on what the facts are. But the point I'm trying to make is that if there is such an outcry at this "joke," would the same people say the same thing about what happens every day in your friendly neighborhood abortion clinic? The website is designed to make people laugh, the comments feature is there for those of us who might have something more to say... what's the problem?

All RIGHT, another fight! Go, go, go. Abortion, tummy punches, and amputation sounds like the makings of a very heated round-table.

And........GO!

huh? Gwenyth is preggers again??

~lost~

It's not about fighting, it's about thinking.

Well, I told you, SUPERFICIAL is a genius.

Ohhhh, the passion!

I'm typing with my toes now 'cuz this is really turning me on. Where's my rabbit?

Considering the myriads of vile, cruel things I have read on this site from posters, I can't believe so many people would get this up in arms about a lame comment re: punching a pregnant lady in the stomach. Considering the line that follows, it should be clear as day to anyone with half an eye that the writer was being sarcastic. And anyway, this site is about being just WRONG -- that's what I like about it.

No offense, really, but I don't come here to think. I am tired of thinking and I just want to goof off.

I don't have it in me to argue again. I do, however, have it in me to go up to my dearest co-worker who is pregnant and see what reaction I get out of her if I try to punch her stomach. I am guessing her reaction will be something along the lines of "Bitch, you've been reading the Superficial again haven't you? That's hilarious! Go ahead, punch away!!"

Whoa. Did #30 seriously just speak on behalf of all humanity (anyone who's had a baby, has a wife who had a baby, or who has a mother......gee that's pretty much everyone in the human race) and say how trashy that joke was. Geez!!!! Gimme a break here!! No, it's not as funny as the usual stuff, but if it's that offensive, then don't read it! Is this really that complicated? I can't believe how everyone is getting so bent out of shape about that comment. Did we seriously just go from a joke about Gwyneth Paltrow to an abortion debate? I have my very staunch opinion about abortion, but is all of this commentary on that particular issue really necessary?

LaydeeBug-I have to agree with you on both points-he IS a genius and apparently, people ARE too easy.

Even though I didn't want to comment on the "punching in the stomach thing", I do realize it's a fucking joke. So I suggest to all the people who are trying to preach and pass some kind of legislation because the Superficial made a joke they don't agree with, PRIVATELY email the editor and let him/her know your feelings. Otherwise, let people have a good time.

PS- Check out my post on the Michael Jackson pic about me selling my kids into molestation. It's in really poor taste but funny!

#51-You are cracking me up! Just make sure you drink a Red Bull or a Double Shot or something first so you can both get the full effect.

This is all comment #1's fault. Thanks a lot, Jerk Face.

I've already had about 3 red bulls and am about to rip a line at my desk so every pregant woman in Soho better watch the fuck out!

Did anyone else notice this?

#1 says

"I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about causing a miscarriage, essentially murdering a kid who hasn't done anything entertainingly stupid yet, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but a baby shower and a one line joke about killing an unborn baby."

AND THEN

#17 On the Michael Jackson comments says:

"I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about giving fat ugly ex-nurses $4 million dollars, essentially making her rich, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but a divorce settlement and a one line joke about a quadriplegic mute."

WTF?!!!!!

Is it wrong that this is turning me on?

I'd hit it! Bwa ha ha ha

"Unborn fetis' are Hot" - Paris Hilton

#56 Take that global over population! Twins require the old 1-2 combo.

#60 actually forced me laugh out loud.

#50 comes here to goof off, I come here to see the funny posts and if there's something interesting brewing in the comments well there's something interesting brewing in the comments. If you want to see the "superficial" side of things, you can stick to the pics and the editor's posts. If you want to see what people might have to say behind the posts, why the hell not? So talk a bunch of silly talk about drinking red bull and punching pregnant women in the stomach, and yeah, great, somehow you've said something really funny. Life is just a big joke I guess. But you're free to say that, aren't you? Then I should be free to invite anyone to tell me why, if it is wrong to punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, is it not wrong to suck the contents out of her stomach by sterilized instruments? If no one has a good answer, which apparently no one does, then my inquiry has been answered: there isn't a good answer.

its a joke, people. isn't that why we read this site? for the sarcastic humor?

get over it.

And there you have it.

Muff: if you're saying my life is a joke... guess what? YOU'RE RIGHT & life is grand!

OK THAT'S IT!!! (Takes off jacket)

Muffy, honey, look in the news. The flipping avian virus is in Nigeria, and now Romania. It is s l o w l y creeping in our direction.

So, knowing that I will be dead in a year or so from some disgusting bird disease makes it OH SO MUCH easier for me to laugh at Gwyneth getting punched, KNOWING, that it won't actually happen.

LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT, GET A HELMET!

You know what? Some issues are serious and some are not. A finely tuned sense of humor picks up on this. Once you're able to treat serious things seriously maybe the funny will fall in line... read C.S. Lewis, he was good for more than children's fiction.

Why would they suck the contents out of her stomach? Oh, she was OD'ing on alcohol and X...Good thing no one punched her, they might've hurt the baby.

you have to HAVE a sense of humor in order to finely tune it. Suck it Muff!

damn it, I told myself I wasn't going to get sucked into this today. Muff - you're lucky I have meetings this afternoon or else... but I cannot speak for Laydee & she's a finely tuned pro!

Muffin, how old are you?

#51-Still laughing my ass off (maybe this guy should be the writer since apparently everyone has such a damned problem with the other guy.)

Ok, seriously people. IT'S A JOKE. Let's not discuss abortion, politics, or religion on here...let's just talk about ridiculous things and take a break from the serious. That's what this website is all about and if you don't like it, leave. You won't win any debating trophies, if that's what you're looking for (ahem. not going to name names) Anywho, let's all put on our happy faces again and not let a little off-color joke put us into crazed bipolarity. (I usually love your site but...)

Laydeebug- I agree with you on the writer's intentions. I mean, damn, I just spent how much time typing this crap?

mmmmm....muffins. Corn muffin, lightly toasted with butter and s littel schmear of jelly.

I love muffins.

Hey, why so personal manunited? I have a sense of humor. I mean, no one's perfect, but we try, we fail, we try again. I'll try harder next time but I'm still looking for a direct answer to a direct question. If it's wrong, if it's criminal to punch a pregnant lady, what is the difference (besides the legality of the thing) between that and in going about it in a controlled medium? The action is essentially the same, the pain the little one feels is no less diminished (maybe it is less painful to be dealt a fatal blow than otherwise, but that's just speculation), and the end result, a dead unborn child, is the same. So you can tell me I don't have a sense of humor but if you can't answer my question just admit it. Personal attacks aside, cut straight through. You're a man, I know you can do it.

Uhhh, Muff, you got a coupla things wrong with Man U. (don mess wit Man U)

And one question.....Is this a personal issue with you? Did someone punch you in the stomach?

You know what Muffin...you started the talks about abortion now how about if you end them..by shutting up. No, really, it's a funny website not a place to randomly throw in debates about pro-life/pro-choice.

And leave C.S. Lewis out of it for goodness sakes. He had no idea that after his death, someone would use him as a reference in an illogical comment. The man was a good writer and doesn't deserve that.

Muff: I have enough family, friends & co-workers to argue with over politics, religion and other serious issues. I come here to screww off with a bunch of strangers to bash a bunch of over-paid, waste-of-skin blowhard celebs because it's fun and I love seeing what others have to say.
But please take your self-righteous attitude somewhere else... I am sorry if you don't have anyone else to try to brainwash into listening to you ramble on & on but that's your personal issue not ours!

#74 - "So you can tell me I don't have a sense of humor but if you can't answer my question just admit it."

So what's your question, Muffy?

#75 yep it's personal but not perhaps in the way that you are imagining. And you've shown that you have a very vivid imagination. #76 no I think that abortion was mentioned in a comment that came before I entered the scene. About C.S.: should no one ever use literary references for the rest of time? I mean what writer does think "oh, 50 years after my death..."? There goes the entire study of literature, interpretation and criticism. Just people you happen to disagree with should shut up? What?

Does this mean the good guys win?

Question for #79: if you, or anyone on here, admits that it is wrong to punch a pregnant woman in the stomach because of the possible onset of fetal death, how is that essentially different from an abortionist doing the same? How is the one wrong, the other okay?

I wasn't going to join ManU and Ladyeebug on this topic. I wasn't going to preach against them either. But Muffin is proof that punching some women in the stomach during pregancy wouldn't be such a bad thing.

I think we need to start screening for teenagers who learn about something one day & start preaching on gossip blog sites the next. Muff: shouldn't study hall be used for studying and not logging onto the S'Fish?

I never said I disagreed with you about abortion. It is a cruel, horrible thing to do to an unborn child, however, you are on the wrong website to discuss (with absolutely no brevity) this horrible "procedure". Just because you feel like saying something about a topic (and feel like going on and on and on about it) doesn't mean that it is the right time or place for such a discussion.

Find a chatroom that is specifically for this purpose and leave the superficial alone about it. Jeez. And yes, C.S. Lewis is rolling in his grave right now.

Like her mother. 8 weeks into her pregancy with Muffin.

Oh, abortion...I mentioned that the joke SHOULD have been about abortion...not a silly little punch to the baby-maker. Sorry for dragging you into this Muffin, you're basically a cupcake without the frosting.

I think SoCalGal's little sister showed up.

Oh, and who's C. S. Lewis? (JK)

Ooh, I love a good, juicy melee, cuz it was pretty boring here yesterday until Kid Rock showed up.

All these people complaining about the comment remind me of the guy in Good Morning Vietnam who hated Robin Williams' humor but thought Henny Youngman was hilarious.

Lighten up, people. These are the jokes that are told here. If they're too off color for you, don't come here anymore. Its really that simple.

Muffin's name in Greek means "A Whale's Vagina."

Ouch you guys are mean!!! Sorry to ruffle so many feathers, well, not really, but to clarify: I'm 21. I graduated from college last May. I work full-time as an accounts manager. Well, when I'm not checking out the "S-Fish." Muffin is the name of my dog. I couldn't think of anything else for a screen name so that seemed as good as the next thing. I didn't get fed a line about this issue when growing up. If anything, I stood in stark contrast to the rest of my friends at a New York public highschool. The issue was almost predominantly given to me from the other perspective. I heard about it and I thought about it. The "S-Fish" is supposed to be for the non-thinking portion of the day. Seems like plenty of people were thinking the post was terrible long before I jumped in. Anything else?

I will tell you what the difference between abortion and punching someone in the stomach is-one is legal and one is considered a crime. So all you bible thumping Bush supporters take it up with him to stop it from happening instead of wasting your time on a silly website. Use your time constructively. I think you all forgot that this website is called the Superficial.com. Anyone who takes that too seriously needs to get a life.

Hey Muffin Honey-

If you need it, I've got some midol in my medicine cabinet -(its going to waste cause i'm knocked up).

Feel Better Soon

I'd like to hear more about the Whale Vag.

Oh, Good Morning Vietnam...such a great movie. It's a shame that I see Robin Williams saying nanu nanu with a stripper on his lap everytime I think of him or his movies.

Oh, I remember being 21.

My issue was Anarchy in the UK and legalizing pot and making sure I got to CBGB's before 12:00 pm for the Sunday Hardcore Matinee.

Oh, and beer and the getting to know Roe V Wade.

I agree with comment #14 - my sister is having another baby and she even thinks having another baby shower is way overboard.

As for punching a pregnant woman in the stomach, not good Superficial, not one of your better stories. However, if you made reference to punching her after the baby was born, that is a totally different story.

Once again to all the haters out there, if you can't handle this site may I suggest to you all "The O'Reilly Factor"

Hey, jugs, good on ya! How far along are ya? Stay away from the tummy-punchers, 'kay?

#92...Why did you have to go into Bible-thumping Bush mode? Can someone please reboot the non-thinking machine? Maybe it's the batteries or something...

I hate Bush, but I love BUSH's first album and I like my bush trimmed and neat.

Seriously? We're having an abortion discussion? Yikes. Have fun with that. I'll be moving on to a different topic.

Congrats jugs...I might be there with ya. Not sure yet though but there's always hoping.

Who here has ever had a Brazillian Bikini Wax? (show of hands)

100-lol

My wife is pregnant, so I limit the punching to her face. To all those who are pregnant, or have had kids: When do you find out the sex? She is 17 weeks right now.

oh boy, having that Brazialian done reminded me of my 21st Birthday... tits up drunk, legs flailing, writhing in pain but really enjoying it.

Hand tucked firmly against side. Ow!

So far there's been one person, lysistrata11, who actually said something about what I asked. So for the rest of you: I'll leave you to your funny jokes on this about getting wasted and human or other creatures' genitals. As far as what this website's for? Well, it seems like you all have the operation on lockdown and you are only willing to accept people who are way past 21 (manunited) but still seem to want to spend their days thinking about completely pointless nonsense. #92 people's opinions don't change because a piece of law gets enacted, they change because real people in real situations decide to think about them.

Congratulation Jugs. I'm in a similar situation with the respect that it is possible that I may have knocked a girl up. Let's hope not! Hate to have to punch a bitch!

if i went to Gwenny's baby shower i don't think i would join the group dishing out body blows to her tummy. no, i would have simply given her a rusty coat hanger for a gift...she would have probably left the party because she would've known what needed to be done

Oh #99 I am only joking get a life if you are taking this shit seriously. I feel sorry for you if posts from this site really upset you that much. Come on!

"So all you bible thumping Bush supporters take it up with him to stop it from happening instead of wasting your time on a silly website. Use your time constructively. I think you all forgot that this website is called the Superficial.com. Anyone who takes that too seriously needs to get a life."

Hey that was a good joke. You should definitely try stand up. You've already got the "making fun of religion and political figures" part of it down pat. You just need to make racial and sexist jokes now. Ugh.

I don't like how Muffin commented on "creature's genitals." in post #108 Obviously referring to my "Whale's Vagina" ccomment on post #90.

Whales aren't creatures, they are mammals just like you. So they to, can have abortions.

#110 says "she would've known what needed to be done." Funny, because I thought the whole mantra was a woman's "choice?" Who knew this choice was necessary. Maybe she'd have done well not to have put herself in that position, but once she had I don't think that there's any necessity binding her to stick a coat hanger into her body to destroy the unfortunate "products of conception." Some choices maybe shouldn't be made. Hitler was "free" to slaughter millions of innocents but was this true freedom?

Last time I checked a whale was a creature. Mammals are creatures. Although now that I say that a creature implies a creator, so maybe you're denying that there's one of those? Well, either way, whether created by God or by some unknown force in the universe, something "created" whales so they, like you and I, are creatures.

How's this for turning the tables.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb.

Muffin, you wannaknow what the difference is? Being punched in the stomach probably isn't the CHOICE of the woman, but an abortion is a CHOICE. I personally would not do it, but I do not think a government has a right to dictate that either.

But I'm pretty sure that the punching her in the stomach thing was a JOKE. I have 2 kids and I really wasn't offended by it at all. Muffin, I am very happy that you have formed your own opinion and didn't follow your friends, but you really need to breath and relax. Don't take this site too far. It's only for fun.

By the way, at 21 I was pregnant with my first kid. And I thought about an abortion but I couldn't go through with it. But that's me personally. I don't have the right to tell other people what to do and neither does anyone else.

I think we should all just turn away from this story and focus on making more fun of Michael Jackson and Kelly Osbourne. Cause that's what we all do best. Leave the politics and personal views for the people at home.

PapaHotNuts~
was it u that knocked me up? where were u about 6 months ago? did u knock up lysistrata11 too?

thanks for all the congrats! maybe ill name the baby after muffin!

115---omg. I thought you were done but now I see you're only dragging out another bag of crap to talk about.

Hey, I know, let's make a list of all of the random shit you've brought up today.
1-abortion and the laws concerning it
2-C.S. Lewis and childrens' fiction
3-abortion clinic bombings
4-Hitler
5-God and religion
6-creatures and what the term implies

I felt like I was just counting down on Letterman only this list wasn't going anywhere! And especially not anywhere funny! Why do you keep redirecting to new topics of irrelevance?

We were created by God (as the whale's were) which binds us through creation. I agree. Therefore we are all technically creatures. I agree with you again. Since we (as in humans) create life through chilbirth, our children are creatures. But man also created the Rubic's Cube, and I can't figure that fuckin creature out. So if man created the Rubic's Cube, am I related to that peice of shit? I hope not, cause that things sucks cock.

hey fatty,
u can find out the sex as early as 20 weeks (5 months).

116- I just pictured it and it was very disturbing. Just like most of his movies....

LaydeeBug, you make me laugh. You are just too funny with your comments. I'm glad you don't take this all too seriously. It's all in fun, right? I also hate Bush, like BUSH and trim mine all the way down.

#116 you are too funny, too. That's why we all come here. for a laugh. Not for all this serious crap.

And jugs, I could have knocked you up. It's just that I go through more pussy than an OBGYN. I can't keep count. But if the baby comes out really handsome with a huge penis, it definitely ain't mine. Sorry.

#82 LMAO

Muffin - get over your sanctimonious self and go enlist in Randall Terry's Anti-Choice God squad and concentrate on blowing up abortion clinics or painting your "Fags go to Hell" signs. I'm over you. Seriously - if you're so passionate - take it to a place where it counts. And I swear if you ask the asinine "Punching a pregant woman in the stomach vs. abortion" question one more time I'm going to figure out a way real fast to actually climb into my computer and virtually punch YOU in the stomach.

Lysistrata11 or whatever the hell you call you self see what a hypocrite you are my darling:

In one of your stupid posts you stated: Hey that was a good joke. You should definitely try stand up. You've already got the "making fun of religion and political figures" part of it down pat. You just need to make racial and sexist jokes now. Ugh.

Then in another one of your mindless comments you post:

Why do you keep redirecting to new topics of irrelevance?

Aren't you being a bit of a hypocrite? You are the one that is redirecting to new topics of irrelevance by posting:You just need to make racial and sexist jokes now. Ugh

You really should think about how stupid you sound before posting. FYI-

I know how to settle this. A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Whales used to walk the earth. I've been known to suck co*k.

Amoebas are single celled organisms as are zygotes during the first millionth of a second (0.0000001 x 10 -6).

There was a punk band that had a song called "Amoeba."

And YOU GOT IT, the Superfish is a site for random nonsensical postings that sometimes have no relevance to each other.

PAPA don't preach, I'm keeping your baby.

(Is it wrong that I'm still turned on by this posting?)

i'd like to place my bet for the death fight's winner --- tipsymcstagger - I truly believe tipsy will soon figure out the secrets of crawling through the computer to punch people.

Runners Up -
Man U (red bulls gave him wings) +
Chuck Norris

Is anyone else tired after reading this? I'm going to take a nap.

Papa knocked up LadeeBug, lysistrata11, me, fatty's wife and Katie Holmes?

HotNuts produce supersperm?

Jugs, were you in that movie with Bill Cosby driving the ambulance? Are YOU Raquel Welch? OMG (squeals) can I have your autograph....

I love ya Jugs....you a funny lady!

iamboredatwork,

Lysistrata is a woman with common sense from a Greek play so yes, that is what I wish to call myself. You, unfortunately, were not blessed with common sense. I have not barraged anyone with irrelevant topics such as, but not limited to, politics, abortion, whale genitalia, bombings, pubic hair, religion, or dog names. These are not all bad things and not all from one source but they prove my point.

You, iamboredatwork "or whatever the hell you call you self" (fabulous typing skills by the way), can't understand the concept of making a statement and then a sarcastic sentence afterward for effect. The latter sentence did not begin a new irrelevant topic, it emphasized the previous comment.

I made one comment: "#92...Why did you have to go into Bible-thumping Bush mode? Can someone please reboot the non-thinking machine? Maybe it's the batteries or something..." and you freaked out and went into overdrive. Why don't you take your own advice and get a life. You said, "Use your time constructively. I think you all forgot that this website is called the Superficial.com." Try remembering that next time you go over the deep end.

"You really should think about how stupid you sound before posting."

Well at least I know who my baby daddy is now. Whew. When can I expect that first support check?

Lysis, what play was that? I love Greek stuff.

When I say "stuff" I mean men.

I'm all sweaty after reading this.

Baroness, I....I....I'm in a state and have no outlet for it right now. I wonder if the bathroom's empty, hmmmm.....

Ew. Whenever I think of Greek men, I think of that hairy guy on James Bond. Maybe that guy could give Kelly Osbourne a hair transplant? Just a thought. But the play is Lysistrata by Aristophanes. Brilliant guy..but he's dead now so I don't think you want him.

I think of Costas and Louis Mandylor and this gorgeous guy I used to bang back in Boston. Mmmmm, bang.

Was it a Myth or what?

omg
I can't believe how a non-story spawned such a melee.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

I would like to thank Listerine 11 for making my day. I am ONLY joking with you. You need to not take life so seriously it is way to short. If you are getting this upset over a stupid website I don't know how you handle real life problems LOL! Lets keep it fun and make fun of each other and stupid topics! Loosen up babe!

Here's a fun little bit of heaven.

http://pregnant_pictures.tripod.com/

"Then in another one of your mindless comments you post"
"You really should think about how stupid you sound before posting. FYI"
"Lysistrata11 or whatever the hell you call you self see what a hypocrite you are my darling"

Yes, I can see how these comments would be used in a joking context.
P.S. Don't call people "babe", it makes you sound like a nasty 50-year old perv in a strip club.

jugsgirl...thanks for the faith. ;-) Still working on it but the whole space/time continuum 'thingie' is harder than I thought. Any ideas?

I'm still brushing my cat....he's so furry.

LaydeeBug
Those pictures just made me hope a little bit that I'm not pregnant. The women looked quite uncomfortable... :/

Not that having a 7 lb. baby stretching and kicking inside could ever be very comfortable...

Ladyeebug, FYI, I impregnated every women on that link. You run a risk of pregnany by just responding to my posts (ManU excluded).

And lysistrata, your check is in the mail.

It's officially Miller Time in Baton Rouge excuse me while I drink.

I'm curious to know what some of you do for a living. Let the rest of us in on how you have so much time on your hands. No made up jobs like Porn star or NASCAR driver because I do both of those and I've never seen you at the office.

I am comment # 1. yay for me and changing the world!

People, i wrote that comment not because of abortion. Now THAT is taking it too seriously. they have nothing to do with one another.
As one guy put kinda put it, there is a huge difference with voluntarily doing something, and having it done against your will.

So i like a little forceful sex now and then with a hot guy (i'm a hot girl, so it makes sense, no?) It's not like I wanna get raped by an ugly 300 pound man. People. get with it.

and lastly. I know it's a joke. It's just a joke that isn't funny. personally, I like them funny ones.
and this place isn't quite as comical as it used to be.

Anyone notice it's the same joke over and over and over again? Things are usually only funny, oh the first 100 times.

(oh, and whoever stole my comment and changed it for the michael jackson comment. i don't get it. it wasn't funny.)

I'm an architect in Atlanta and it's a slow period. Damned economy. So yeah, that check is going to be quite nice.

p.s. im all for free speech. so go ahead and make jokes about causing miscarriages. it's allowed. just didn't happen to think it was funny, and since I believe in free speech I wanted to let the whole world know that I did not think it was funny. yay.

In accordance with the prophecy, those who shall not understand that this site is not serious shall be drawn upon an e-rack and ripped a new e-ass by the Superficial masses. So sayeth the Lord. Amen.

Ok Ok Listerine baby I get it you win the battle. Have a great weekend!

Okay. Same to you.

Lysis, I like you.

OK, I'm a long-term temp currently assigned to an office. A new director is coming in on the 27th and on the 28th my services won't be needed anymore. I have a lot of free time because there is hardly anything else for me to do (by the way, I'm not happy about all the free time. I like to keep busy ALL the time.)

Temp money is good, though. After I get my Bachelors in Geography, I want to work with Geographic Info Systems, a data mapping program, or working on a way to save our coastlines.

Everyone's so uptight. I have a simple question though, if a whale doesn't have health insurance do we the tax payers foot the bill for their abortion?

Wow, that sucks that they're going to let you go soon. At least you're making good money while you're there.

Muffin:
"If it's wrong, if it's criminal to punch a pregnant lady, what is the difference between that and in going about it in a controlled medium?"

Just to get you to shut the fuck up about how youve come up with this moronic intellectual challenge for a fucking JOKE ill answer you.

The difference is abortion is self inflicted.
It would only be the same thing if Paltrow was hitting HERSELF in the stomach.

now STFU please and thank you.

Well, it was a temp job. I've got some other wheels turning so I have good hopes for a new job.

#159, that would be one BIG D & C procedure man. Imagine the speculum....

158- Hmm that's a very good question. I suppose it's the same situation as if they had Kaiser Permanente like me. Self operation! I guess it could just ram itself into a swordfish or something. Or it could swallow Jonah and he could go in and tinker around a little.

I sports gamble, that's my job.

But...the guy I slept with said he was a NASCAR driver!! Did you lie to me to get into my pants, papa?

It's all so confusing, but if the swordfish was convicted of involuntary man slaughter where would they hold the trial?
UNDA THA SEA (haha)

Hey Ladee Bug-

move down to the virgin islands and you can have my job. i'll put in a good recommendation for you. i have a boring office job too-- but at least i live on an island. By the way the fat preg link was pretty hot!

Hey Papa-

you must be an awesome gambler to pay all your babies mommas, or does your porn star paycheck cover it all?

Have A Great Weekend All!!!

Are you fur reel Papa?

Are you really Wayne Gretzky (half closes one eye and tilts head to one side)?

I am for real, but not on Wayne's level.

I also am not the greatest hockey player ever if that was your next Gretzky related question.

Oy, it is Pink revisited. When everyone has unbunched their panties, please return to making shit up to make me laugh. It is all about me, you know.

Laydee, you can have the bunny when I am finished with it.

Papa, I thought you were an NBA all-star?!?

Oh Saucie, thank you for getting it. Don't wipe it off either...

now that's naaaasty

Heh, heh, heh....

My pleasure.....

#27 - Did you hear that joke from Tom Cruise? Katie IS supposed to be having a boy...

Average #160: you really measure up to your screen name. Everyone was so riled up in the first place about Gwyneth being punched in the stomach because she was pregnant, not because she's a delicate woman. If the joke were something about punching an un-pregnant Gwyneth, I'm sure everyone would have thought that was great, because she's supposedly this bitchy American living in London talking about what a bunch of sappy bastards Americans are for crying over their tragedies. But everyone was upset because it's not funny to joke about punching a pregnant lady. They were upset because of the BABY inside of her, not because of Gwyneth being punched in the stomach when she didn't ask for it. I think it's illogical not to realize that we should be at least equally as upset about the fact that every day all across the country the same injury is done to a fetus only it's legal and doctors do it and women choose to. The same damage is done to the fetus, and the damage caused by punching was why people thought it was a joke in poor taste. So tell me what kind of society you think we can look forward to whenever our generation is obsessed and perhaps addicted to sex and they by their "choice" ("my body, my choice"), consent to having their human child killed in the womb as the solution to their problem? This is suicide and if you think that you're protecting your freedom of choice by promoting it all you have to look forward to is the continued devaluation of life and one day, I promise, it will touch on you, too. Look at how we treat our elderly. There is a better way.

I wouldn't get to worked up about this people. I'm pretty sure I read the other day where Paltrow said: "British fetuses are so much smarter than American fetuses. If you don't want to keep it you just yell "abort" at your stomach and the British baby cut's it's own cord, slides down your leg and flushes itself down the toilet, all while humming God Save the Queen"

You see in England Gweny is what's known as a "Stupid Twat".

Muffin, are you still here? Good lord. I'm not sure why you dragged the elderly into this: even in that essay you wrote, you still didn't explain it. But I know what you want, so here it is: I think abortion should be legal for the same reason that I believe in euthanization. There, I said something serious on a humor website. Are you happy? God, I feel so dirty. Someone kill me now, please.

Muffin: what part of Choice don't you understand? 'nuff said.

Fatty Boom-Batty, you sound like Larry Flint with a Robitussin hangover.

Jokes are funny and I agree that the comment about punching GP in her pregnant belly crossed the line and was not at all funny. Although the comment it has set off are pretty interesting.

just on an interesting aside, i once picked up a pamphlet at a health fair that advocated choosing to keep the baby when you are 12 years old and the baby is your father's because to abort it would be a sin. it didn't offer any help lines to being a 12 year old and dealing with your child's genetic deformities though...

Hurray to the clown of all, that was just dumb. If that was your definition of funny (punching Gwen in the stomach) then your twisted sense of humour is not my cup of coffee, this site just got pathetic.

Hasn't anyone realised the REAL scandal here?

PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULDN'T USE AROMATHERAPY!

Any new age idiot knows that!

Shame, shame, shame...

Who fucking cares?!? Oh my God people get a freaking life!!!

Muffin, you posted,"But everyone was upset because it's not funny to joke about punching a pregnant lady." Don't be so dramatic. Not EVERYONE was upset. I wasn't. I've had an abortion...but not by the punching method. Straight-up clinic, surgical equipment suction....or however you termed it.

Muffin, you wanted someone to answer your ingenious question soOoo much that you posted that no one could answer it and everyone was avoiding it!

Well, I answered it and you still wont shut the fuck up. Everyone else was, obviously, smarter than I considering all it did was provoke you to continue your crap throwing. So I say we should all start tossing the crap in your direction, perhaps that will do it.

Im surprised your daddy's sperm was smart enough to find its way through, but, we all have at least one good day I guess.

Go find a site that cares, this one doesnt.

latenitewetground:
"As one guy put kinda put it, there is a huge difference with voluntarily doing something, and having it done against your will."

Actualy, I am "one girl", go figure and Im still not offended by the post. Im just offended by everyone thats offended by it.

Muffin reminds me of "Debbie Downer" from SNL. Funny skit. Its about a chick that always ruins a good time by bringing up depressing, boring subjects while everyone else is having a good time. Yep. Muffin = Debbie Downer.

latenightwetground:
somebody apparently also stole your comment and posted it on the kelly osbourne page as well, i think it's #46.

Can anyone help me? I'm new here. Is there any way to reverse the way posts are listed, so the most recent ones are at the top? I hate having to scroll all the way down (lazy).

#183 - Wow you say that like you're fucking proud of it. Ever heard of a condom???

TheSuperficial outsources much of their editing to different individuals, and you can tell. Probably explains the similarity in the style of this post and the MJ post.

What a non-story. And how unfunny can you get? Come on, superficial, you can do WAY better than that. Slow celebrity news day or something?

drowningfool, you know whats not funny, Feline AIDS...

Rachel omg, why didnt all those women who got abortions think of condoms first?!?! You are so right!!! OMG I must go tell all my friends!This is a complete breakthrough, no one will ever have to get an abortion again!

>>188. Posted by Maeve97 on February 17, 2006 08:18 PM Can anyone help me? I'm new here. Is there any way to reverse the way posts are listed, so the most recent ones are at the top? I hate having to scroll all the way down (lazy).<<

Are you retarded? With all due respect ...

Oh the answer ...

-- Click on comment display options (button top right-hand side of screen)

-- Select "display most recent comments first"

-- Click on "submit"

-- When message "Are you sure?" pops up, select "yes"

Voila

Whoa! Geez I am coming late to this party and I feel obligated to point out that this totally lame entry that everybody thought was a waste of space has generated nearly 200 postings and still going? I think I have to agree, the Superficial writer must be a genius in disguise! Deep disguise.

TheSuperficial Marketing Plan Winter 2006:

-- Post controversial, totally inappropriate story (contact Ed - that guy we fired at first).

-- Watch the 200+ comments roll on in.

-- Forward our comment #'s reports verifying our viewer base to our current and potential advertisers.

-- Sit back and count our dough.

I just wish someone had kicked your mother in the stomach real hard when she was pregnant with you, so that a scumbag like you wasn't even born. And we would all be a lot happier without your fuckin' insulting and shitty jokes about pregnant ladies. SHAME ON YOU ....

I love people that think they are righteous, so predictable, because they always end up drowning in hypocrisy.

Roe vs. Wade will never be overturned while we have people like Muffin around to remind us of the dangers of not aborting children. Thank you, Muffin. Your brave fighting for women's choice will not be forgotten.
However there is still work ahead. The road to freedom is a long and hard one.
As someone eloquently pointed out here recently, 96th+ trimester abortion rights are tragically curtailed in most Western countries.
People like Muffin are every day forced to live cripplingly painful lives of unending stupidity because of the governments closemindness.
Protest is a powerful thing, friends.
Make your voice heard.

All right we are officially up to 200 posts now and half of them (at least) are devoted to abortion debate. I feel like I have wandered onto the wrong site here. Enough! Let's go back to talking about important stuff, like Fat Mariah and Vampire Dunst! In fact I take back what I said earlier about Paris. I would even rather have to read about her again. Almost.

I'm more offended by the existence of Gwenyth Paltrow than I am by any abortion debate. Thats why I come to this site.

I just checked and so far no one has punched G.P. in the stomach yet. Apparently 99.9% of the worlds (non-muslim) population understands what a fucking joke is.

At first glance at the headline, I thought it said "Stella McCartney throws Gwyneth Paltrow's baby in the shower", and wondered why there were 200+ posts on that topic.

My bad...

PS This is not the Bill O'Reilly show, so lets get off the politics.

#176- That may have been one of the funniest things said yet on the subject. And it actually had to do with making fun of Gwyn instead of random abortion college essays worked into the site. Still laughing a little...

Muffin,

This is the site you meant to go to:

http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Cultures___Community/Issues_and_Causes/Abortion_Debate

Muffin was an abortion debater

The Superficial posters did hate her

She should be punched in the gut

For posting such smut

And then we could all get back to the real purpose of this site, which is to make fun of douchebagwasteofspacejizsuckingmoron celebrities and not waste time debating public policy

-Later

Susie Q- thanks for the help but i don't have "comment display options" on my screen or on my work computer screen.
or i could be retarded and unable to read?

Good poing 195 (Tai Tai) I think they wanted to take the long weekend off and thought, what could we do to get them all riled up before we go? And for a "stupid" story (and I even commented on what a non-story it was at first)....now seems like a brilliant ploy. Oh the Lord worketh in mysterious ways....

I don't have comment display options either. I think Suzie-Q might be one of the various editors and has that option whereas we wouldn't.

Not that anyone cares, but I adamantly disagree with Muffin's stance on abortion... however, she's one of the few posting here who sound like they use their heads for something other than an anal suppository.

I remember when this site used to be funny...hmmm maybe I don't remember that. Teh misogyny the standard chow here is pretty lame and; like a lot of other initially good sites, this one has become dominated by a few regulars who are hugely impressed with their own "wittiness".
Actually, I think PapaHotNuts, LaydeeBug, and HollyJ are all the same person and he has a lot of time to post here because of a rather lengthy term in the big house.

But hey... that's just my opinion and you know what they say about opinion... now where's my suppository.

209 - yeah we're the 3-headed dog Cerberus only we're called LaydePapaHollyNuts and we guard the gates of the Superficial website.

I call threesome with Mistress Jade manning the video camera and jumping in now and then.

I think I know what would cheer everyone up. Dead baby jokes.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Zanna- i'm glad you don't have the comment display option either. i thought there was something wrong with me. thanks for letting me know.

M'kay, peeps, here's the line that shows the person who wrote the story isn't a mean widdle baby killer, in case y'all missed it:
"You know, because pregnant people love it when you do that."
Obviously pregnant "people" do not like this, and this was meant as a joke.....how much clearer do you need this to be?
Lighten up, it's a site that mocks the foibles of celebs; if you can't see that maybe you need to go back to your Bill O'Reilly fan club message board.

Yeah Sefronia777 I totally agree! and
lets ram an I-beam up yur flabby arse and watch you wiggle on it -- you'd love it.
AHAhahahhah oh hohoho That 's was so funny! C'mon Seffie that was a joke. or Maybe you need to go to the Howard Stern message board, babeeee.

I hope you're happy people. I was content masturbaing to David Hasselhoff photos until I read these posts. Somehow a dry prego joke managed to put a stick up some folks butt 200+ posts high. Well it stops here. Why the uproar over a written joke, when Britney Spears is ACTUALLY driving using her kid as an airbag? Or Michael dangling (somebody's kid) over a balcony? Or better yet, the LARGE amount of people who will never be more than the residue on the bottom of America's shoe but have 5,6 or 7 kids simply for the gov't check that the kids don't benefit from? You want to be a bleeding heart? pursue those situations that are actually happening and stay off these threads.... I sure hope Tom Cruise hurries the hell up with that time machine Lord Xenu made for me, cause I'm going back in time to punch Blythe Danner in the stomach just so we can avoid this Gwyenth Paltrow debacle. No need to thank me folks, just killing two birds with one stone. Ha! Get it?

Wow Talk about stick up the ass CelebGossipAficionado #215. Looks like peoples' comments put one up yours.

Gotta love it when people take offense to people taking offense.

Muffin, you fucking waste of space, stop trying to turn this lame ass post into an abortion debate. Your logic is laughable, so obviously, you don't have the finesse of a debater. And do you really think you can really change a pro-choicer's mind on the issue? I didn't think so either.

Anyhow, you're probably one of those dumbasses who believe in the intelligent design theory and believe Darwin was an idiot. If thats not true, you would know that in matters of survival, a living being is judged at the level of the individual, rather than at the level of society. So some people get abortions so that they can survive. Some people don't need to.

Shut the fuck up and stop trying to "school" people who obviously just wanna come here and have a little laugh.

#179 you made me laugh out loud,probably not as loud as the superficial writers are laughing at all you asses who are taking this sight too seriously!

#210 Laydee...Tell me where and when

#210 & #219 better make it a foursome and include jennyjenjen because if she can suck **** as well as she's trying to suck up to the superficial writers in #218 looks like you're in for a good blow.

Gwyenth Paltrow shouldn't even be on here, she barely controversial as is. She's just extremely fertile and married to a shitty singer for a shitty band. Case closed.

Hey, Michael One,
No irony in threatening me with physical force when your panties are in a bunch about a post joking about alleged physical force against Queen Paltrow.
Ummmm....So you are angry about the violence implied in the joke....and then scream at others you are going to harm them if they disagree with you.
An ironic inherent contradiction at a Dull Normal level, I love it. Keep it coming.
Er, I think you should go to the Howard Stern board.......he's everything you are..crass, humourless and narcissistic.

xxoo
Sefronia

hey can't we all get along and put our hatred to better use? like hating K-fed? look what he's saying now, that tool!

http://kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/

I haven't commented in a while now, but this is getting friggin ridiculous.

I can't read one friggin post without a "oh no he didn't!thats so despicable! who would write that?!" comment, and it's driving me up the freaking wall.

So he made a joke about punching her in the stomach while she's pregnant. Is he actually going to? no. The whole point being? IT'S A FRIGGIN JOKE.

Who's to say what is and what isn't good or bad taste, but if you don't get the humour, or you don't like it, promptly FUCK OFF and watch Oprah. Because some people like jokes about pregnant women being punched, and stores about ninja's and cyborg hitlers, because THEY DON"T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY, and can have a laugh at the stupidity and absurdity.

Don't come here and rant and rave and turn this into a debate about ethics. Because it's not. This site is dedicated to talking about Gwyneth getting punched in the stomach, Britney eating cheeto's like their going out of business and farting like a horse, and all that other trashy shit.

As I said, you can't deal with that, GO ELSEWHERE, don't let it phase you that you have to stand there on your high horse lecturing about ethics and morals. People don't give a shit, and carrying on because "omg, I was pregnant once" or "I have children" is no reason to not get a grip over a flippant comment. You people need lives.

All my love xx

Looks like you a-l-m-o-s-t got the point Seffie #222 but then it zinged right over your head. Not surprised -- more amused, but only briefly.

Wiggle hard LoL

Y*A*W*N* Scarlet Bitch. is that the best you can do?
The consensus here among our little gathering (7 people) is that you're a transvestite (not that there's anything wrong with that) with an overly inflated sense of your own importance and effect because you can make the other drag queens on your block cower.
Can you confirm?

This thread was funny last week.

Hopefully, our superficial lord posts a few good stories this week --so maybe we can discuss more superficial issues like euthanasia, reparations, or maybe just maybe the kennedy assasination.

So THIS is what the Thunderdome would be like if you filled it with bored housewives.

I wonder if anyone's even checking this post out anymore, but if so, for educational purposes... http://www.prolifeaction.org/providers/hill.htm

And this one, it gets better:
http://www.prolifeaction.org/providers/davis.htm

whoa.. 220 chill.. anger issues??

You guys are a bunch of pussies, you know this site is offensive, don't read it if you don't like it. P.S. I kick pregnant women all the time, they love it.

#125-i only registered for this site just so i could tell u that urs is the only comment that has ever made me laugh out loud!

n this muffin character--holy crap CHILL, let's not show off higher education in a forum where it doesn't count for two shits.

#218 jennyjenjen: spanderson, is that you?

Mia.. Nope.. Just Jen.

i love reading those stupid comments