February 24, 2006
Star Jones and Al Reynolds fighting
Star Jones and hubby Al Reynolds had an angry screaming match triggered by rumors that he is gay. Insiders also say the bust-up has led to fears that their 15-month-old marriage is in crisis.
An insider said: "Star and Al had a loud fight that is causing the latest problems in their troubled marriage. "I think at the root of it all is the fact she wonders whether Al really loves her. Gay rumors have followed their marriage from the beginning. It's probably caused her to question what's really going on. He seems to be hanging with his friends at odd hours."
Three tips for determining if your husband is gay: 1) his underwear is sexier than yours 2) he tattoos hair on your chest 3) his name is Al Reynolds. Poor Al. If riding with Star Jones to planet vagina doesn't doesn't destroy your heterosexuality, nothing will. Except maybe cutting off your testicles. But I repeat myself.
Thanks to Mandeena for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by theyareidiots on February 24, 2006 11:39 AM
no no no You've got it all wrong. The screaming match started over rumors that Star is not really the gay man Al thought he married.
He/she tricked Al and now he's furious!
2. Posted by uncommonamerican on February 24, 2006 11:43 AM
Fat follows you, even when you lose it. Even if she finds herself with a killer body, she will still always be "Star Jones, Formerly Known as Jabba the Hut" to me. So a gay man is probably the best she can do.
3. Posted by hotintempe on February 24, 2006 11:46 AM
Shes just now figuring out he's gay?! Are we really surprised they're having problems.
4. Posted by Xanthia on February 24, 2006 11:48 AM
HEY! why didn't we get a picture of her after she lost all the weight and looks like a cartoon character??? THAT'S what they were arguing about! (she's just irritating)
5. Posted by Spindoc on February 24, 2006 11:48 AM
This guy wasn't even close to being in the closet when they got married. I still think that this was some business deal because she wanted to get married, maybe have a kid. She's probably screaming at him because he isn't being discreet enough.
6. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 11:59 AM
#2, Miss Jones will NEVER have a killer body.
You can suck out all the fat you want but unless two-ton-Tilly doesn't break a sweat, she's going to be all sags and bags and stitches. Jeez, she honestly looked better fat. I am cringing thinking about how she looks naked. (shivers)
Oh, and "you're just figuring this out, Star?"
7. Posted by Jayne on February 24, 2006 12:01 PM
what happened to her cheesy payless shoe commericals?
:(
8. Posted by BollyWould on February 24, 2006 12:03 PM
Dude! This guy was "formerly", read STILL, on the DL...this isn't something you resolve overnight, read EVER; Come on Star! Wake up, or bend over and take it up the ass :)
9. Posted by SuperSpence on February 24, 2006 12:17 PM
Certainly none of us believe this man -- or any man, for that matter -- is having sex with Star Jones. Correct? I mean to say, how could anyone have sex with Star Jones? I'd think the proximity of her genitalia would cause the batteries in her sex toys to lose power/die of shame.
10. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 12:26 PM
SuperSpence, Ewwwwwwwwww!
I've always thought she was nast. Can you imagine the grey leathery skin patch between her thighs from the skin rubbing together. How about her underarm area. Again, Ewwwwwwww!
11. Posted by outfoxed on February 24, 2006 12:28 PM
All I we need to know is this: Does he have a fishing buddy, and how often is he up in Wyoming?
12. Posted by MortyFishbein on February 24, 2006 12:39 PM
OH, NUMBER 11, that's the SHIT!! Funny!
13. Posted by Darby on February 24, 2006 1:04 PM
Oh boo hoo. I thought he was gay a long time ago and since she lost the weight I have never seen grosser cleavage. I can't imagine what she looks like naked so I;m sure they are NOT having the sex. Doesn't make him gay that's for sure.
14. Posted by derekd on February 24, 2006 1:34 PM
Give the guy a break. If you had to fold back the extra skin before you could even see her vag you wouldn't be bangin' her either. Besides if her attitude matches her love making she's the rottenest lay this side of the mississip.
15. Posted by Tania on February 24, 2006 1:42 PM
I too think Star looked better when she was fat. Her face is all sallow and saggy now. Can you imagine her lips all floppy and lifeless and just hangin'? Gross! I hope nobody was eating.
Al to his "friends" that he is with at "odd hours": " I wish I could quit you." (You'll have to add in the cowboy accent on yor own).
16. Posted by LoneWolf on February 24, 2006 1:49 PM
Sample question from the Gigolo SAT:
Martha Raye is to Mark Harris as Oprah Winfrey is to Steadman Graham as Star Jones is to __________.
If your answer is "Al Reynolds", then you too may have the skills necessary to become a kept, closeted-homosexual, man.
17. Posted by Sheva on February 24, 2006 1:59 PM
It's biyatch vs. biyatch. Who's gonna win.
18. Posted by Tania on February 24, 2006 2:07 PM
I think Star's first clue should have been when Al encouraged her to have gastric bypass surgery not for her health but so that he could "double his wardrobe."
19. Posted by Craig & "em" on February 24, 2006 2:11 PM
Let's not speculate as to why they were fighting. They were probably just arguing over who was gonna wear the "strap-on" that night! It's a constant dilemma that all healthy celebrity couples must face...atleast that's what my girl told me!
(Oh No..She's coming...I gotta go)
Seacrest OUT!
20. Posted by ESQ on February 24, 2006 2:23 PM
Star Jones = fag hag
21. Posted by MustangLaura on February 24, 2006 2:39 PM
that is one nasty woman ... is she even a woman .. i think its funny that for the past 2 years all we have heard is my man my man and now he might be gay ! LoL
22. Posted by Mouth on February 24, 2006 2:47 PM
No one ever mentions her neck, now that is disturbing, my 16 month old has a bigger neck..
23. Posted by ESQ on February 24, 2006 2:59 PM
Everytime I see Star Jones I think of the song by Weird Al Yankovic "Fat"
24. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 4:23 PM
Save the MANATEEEEEEEEE!
25. Posted by Supermodelmom1 on February 24, 2006 4:33 PM
O.M.G....#19 that is absolutely, positively, hilarious.
26. Posted by Quiggie on February 24, 2006 5:08 PM
I don't think Star Jones should have lost so much weight. She look nasty. Some people aren't meant to be that thin and she is one of the some.
27. Posted by Moksha on February 24, 2006 5:19 PM
HAH and she thought nobody liked her because she was FAT...
28. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 24, 2006 6:21 PM
You mean to tell me she hasn't eaten this guy yet?
29. Posted by playahater101 on February 24, 2006 6:52 PM
Her first clue should have been him going to halloween parties with all his gay friends dressed in a g string like a male stripper. He must have thought she was a drag queen doing a really bad Diana Ross impersonation.
30. Posted by ESQ on February 24, 2006 6:58 PM
I am not into necrophilia but if I had a choice between it and doin' Star Jones, necrophilia wins hands down.
31. Posted by HollyJ on February 24, 2006 7:53 PM
You men try soooo hard to sound respectable and choosy.
But we women ALL know better. With six drinks under your belt, you'd take that thing home, roll it around in the flour to find the wet spot, then gleefully muffle through the six extra labial folds for that stuff.
In a heartbeat.
In fact, one of you was already caught doing it.
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/humor_warnings.html
32. Posted by christee on February 25, 2006 4:21 AM
i wish elisabeth hasselback would crawl in between some of her extra skin rolls, and die.
there's just something about that little bush-loving twit that makes me want to ram a machete in my jugular.
33. Posted by CheekyChops on February 25, 2006 7:21 AM
I'm sure the mere thought of putting your weiner in Star Jones is enough to turn straight men into rampant homosexuals.
34. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 25, 2006 7:37 AM
HollyJ to qoute The Cribs: "When I'm drunk I can be an asshole, but that don't mean I ain't got no class though. Why can't we have something going on?"
So basically other than the fact I'm a pissed up shithead whats the problem? And forget respectable and choosy, I'm just trying to stay upright.
35. Posted by TaiTai on February 25, 2006 12:22 PM
I'd hit it!
sorry i couldn't hit the return key there was too much vomit on it after i typed that
36. Posted by HelpingOutTheMorons on February 25, 2006 5:05 PM
Starsquatch is the ultimate bloated fag hag. I heard Big Gay Al is holding out for Star's stomach staples in the divorce settlement.
37. Posted by gogoboots on February 25, 2006 9:42 PM
yet another movie star that looks like a drag queen, SWELL!
38. Posted by Spindoc on February 26, 2006 10:06 AM
You know how I know Al Reynolds is gay? Because he married Star Jones
39. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on February 26, 2006 8:58 PM
They are going to make a movie called "BrokeBlack Mountain" after Al divorces her and takes all her money.
40. Posted by N2 on February 27, 2006 9:47 AM
OMG!!!! You guys are cruel and ruthless...(roflmao). Poor Star. Well at least she's an attorney so hopefully if something goes wrong in her relationship, she comes out on top! (ctfu...cracking the "f" up).
Folks, this here's a good example of whacha mean when ya hear 'don't go looking fer love.' The other side of that is "if love is looking for you, check the depth before you leap."
41. Posted by asha on March 2, 2006 2:44 PM
I dont know who looks more like a man, Star or Al?
42. Posted by asha on March 2, 2006 2:45 PM
Lets just assume they are a gay couple
43. Posted by TheLusciousDeluxe on March 2, 2006 5:02 PM
"Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam..."
Al's theme song.
44. Posted by QOTD on March 8, 2006 7:06 PM
All I gotta say is Ewwwwww! That bitch is fugly. She lost the weight, but gained it on her head. Her freaking head is sooo large.