Feb 15 2006Shannen Doherty crashes her car

"He said neither party was under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

Say what? Shannen what has happened to you? You used to be so much fun, what with your getting high and drunk and punching out other starlets and what not. Now aparently your just another shitty driver.I recomend a visit to Dr. Kiefer S. stat. He'll get you back on track.

It really isn't her fault, Alyssa Milano invited her to a "Who's the Boss" reunion at Tony Danza'a house. I'd be in a hurry too!

This is not fair...celebrities always get into car accidents but never get hurt! I would love to see a one armed Paris Hilton or a quadrapalegic Lindsay Lohan...it would just make my day.

It already sounds like although she was not outwardly ripped, that she was clearly the cause of the accident.

Stupid aging arrogant whore.

Now she can join the Lizzie Grubman club, just run them over if they annoy you. Floor it if your late. Charmed, charmed oh God do people really watch that? Why couldnt she have at least broken her nose?

Sheva,

You are aging too, my friend. You are aging too.

The story would have been more believable if she had crashed her 1998 Kia Sophia into something. We all know she doesn't have a Land Rover- unless she got hopped on Nyquil and went-a-stealin'. Only succesful actors can buy Land Rovers, duh.

PapaHotNuts, or if jonathanwithaj had have came on and said "if she was black..."

True

I love the crazy bitch. She can come over and wreck my life ANY DAY!!!

Maybe the impact finally knocked her lopsided eye back into place.

She really looks busted in that picture, doesn't she?

she was speeding cause steve told her dylan was screwing kelly. omg, i am retarded today.

Lindsay Lohan REALLY needs to stop giving people driving lessons. Someone's gonna end up getting seriously hurt.

Depth perception is really affected when your eyes look in two different directions.

I keep looknig at that picture and can't for the life of me figure out how that ugly, freaking flat-faced, dishrag ever got into pictures. Her neck looks all scrawny and she looks OLD. Que muchacha mas fea.

I've always loved Shannon's off-center eye. I like my women with "flaws".

aw crap. Shannon must've read that comment i posted on the Neve Campbell entry and took the advice for herself.

"i love neve campbell. she needs to get some more publicity.

hey Neve, snort some coke- chug down some lax- crash your a car a few times! c'mon be a "celebrity"!!"

LaydeeBug - She was always busted.

Contrary to popular belief, Shannon is NOT the love child of Cher and Pigman. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.softimage.com/Community/Xsi/Galleries/v3/Gal_Jan03/pop/images/12lg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.softimage.com/Community/Xsi/Galleries/v3/Gal_Jan03/pop/pages/12lg.htm&h=480&w=640&sz=25&tbnid=mVUfZtOJSxgdoM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpig%2Bman%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

I'd say that she's hit the wall about as hard as that 'stang hit her Rover. Shannen was a bad-ass back when Paris, Lindsay, etc. were in diapers. It's a shame that she's sunk so low that she has to copy their publicity stunts.

It also pisses me off that any idiot in the public eye gets away away with crimes and misdemeanors - anyone else would have gotten a ticket on the spot. Stay tuned for the whiplash lawsuit.

Wait! That's it? There has got to be more to the story, like she crashed and burned. To think her and Pee-pee Hilton have something in common Rick Salomon - now there's a gent for ya!

I actually saw her in front of a Quik-Stop in Malibu one day. I gave her a handful of loose change, a blanket, and the number to the local homeless shelter. She told me "I don't need this shit". And I said "Not today."

She can crash into me anytime. It would give me a chance to charm her out of her panties.

That little kid in the pic to her left is putting a "kick me" sign on her back. He only wrote kick because he couldn't spell shoot.

I'm going to find him and give him a Speak 'n' Spell so he can correct this problem.

I agree; she's always been busted. She was the poor kid on 90210 who always played second fiddle to the other girls. Funny how real life imitates art. I tried to imitate Art once, but he got mad when he came home and found me tying myself to the bed while wearing a ballgag.

She was on her way over to Whitney Houstons to score some blow and a better Weave.

Damn, she gets uglier every time I come back to the post.

It's like the Ugly Portrait of Dorian Grey in reverse. Somehwere Shannen in getting prettier. (She should hope!)

No wait, NOT in reverse. Just as it should be. I better read that story again.

'then the terrorists have truly won'

isn't this from David Cross? Man, brilliant.

OH MY GOD HER POOR FACE, I HOPE SHE SUES THAT BASTARD FOR...oh...it was already like that? damn, yo.

Contrary to popular belief, Shannon is NOT the love-child of Pigman http://www.shortarmguy.com/manpig.jpg
(even if she DOES have the swine nose)

U know I was really hoping we could keep the Pigman out of this Holly J. What has he ever done to be compared to this skank?

There's nothing in the Book of Shadows that could magic that hag face away. Bit late to be method acting for a show you haven't been on in years isn't it dearie?

WORD, Lavinia. I can just see her with a Chesterfield hanging out the side of her lip, scratching her left tit and fixing the strap afterwards, trying to score some scratch-offs at the 7-11.

I can't even consider Shannen a real actress anymore, it's been so long since 90210, and even that was barely scraping the bucket. She's been a prima donna since then, and is still a horrible person. Hell, the paparazzi don't even follow her around as much as she wished they did. She's a has-been, so she has no right to go off after hitting a car. Someone thinks she's so special, she's just dog vomit really.

I didn't even read the article, haha! So she got into an accident because she ran a red light. She ruined a perfectly good Mustang! How could she, in her stupid Land Rover. Real stars don't drive Land Rovers, doesn't she know?
I still stand by my statement, she's a has been and looks really scary in that picture!