Feb 13 2006Scott Stapp marries Miss New York

The best part of the story is that he was acting a bit weird in the airport and got arrested...on the way to his honeymoon for Drunk in public. LOL!!!!!! Missed the flight and was taken to jail.

who? huh? and why does that guy have such a bad hockey-mullet?

Glad to see the rehab thing last fall has worked out so well for him. I guess I missed that part in rehab about staying sober being optional. Maybe you can opt out of sobriety for important events such as your own wedding and honeymoon. Good call, Scott. Save your drinking binges for the really special occasions in life...

Is someone grabbing his balls in that photo or that's how he normally looks like?

These two will have some butt ugly kids...

His eyes follow me around the room..... =/

These guys have a great sense of humor! Look at how they are both simultaneously making goofy faces.

His chin and her forehead are the exact same size.

Coincidence? I think not.

now THAT'S a good way to start a marriage : a honeymoon in a cheap-ass jail ...

yeah ...

What the hell is on Joey's head? Oh, nevermind. It's a summons.

This guy was great in Underworld!

whatsup with that face? he looks psyched out

Congratulations, Jaclyn! Will you keep your name or do you plan on going by Mrs. Giant Douche?

Damn I'm jealous. Not of his clear actions as a angry drunk but of her.

She's beautiful and comes from a wonderful family.
Don't know how the angry drunk got her to the altar.

Further proof that any sorry excuse for a human being can bag a hot chick if he's rich and can pretend to be a musician.

Everytime I see his name, I think of staph, as in the infection.

I used to have the link about him trying to bag some anon chick in a Denny's in Florida (I think it was a Denny's) and getting busted and filmed and ridiculed. Kinda like his wedding night.

This girl obviously has no idea what she has gotten herself into.

Lets take bets on how long this "happy union" will last. I give it 3 months. Any takers?

>>Further proof that any sorry excuse for a human being can bag a hot chick if he's rich and can pretend to be a musician.<<

...you find her "hot"...
I'm afraid to ask what you consider ugly.

I wonder if they played his song at the wedding.

Wait - you mean he has an entire album? Funny - all the songs sounded exactly the same. Weird.

She married him cause she thought he had money. After all, Creed sold like 400 trillion or something like that...oh, wait, that was before the Behind The Music episode. Sorry honey, the money's gone, just like his talent. Does anyone remember Scott when he used to be all Christian and shit? What happened to that?

Oh yeah, and BTW, Lazy Asian, I heart Asian men big time. :)

Who cares he sucks major dick. "rockers" like him nickleback are responsible for nailing the rock coffin shut. And yes, she looky like a man.
Funny accourding to perehilton this talentless dick was arrested satuday for being a drunk asshole. She won herself a prince.

Who cares he sucks major dick. "rockers" like him nickleback are responsible for nailing the rock coffin shut. And yes, she looky like a man.
Funny accourding to perehilton this talentless dick was arrested satuday for being a drunk asshole. She won herself a prince.

I think it's funny that Scott Stapp still makes the news. I guess that's hope for all the has-beens out there. What are Crash Test Dummies up to? Or 4 Non Blondes for that matter?

Wow! If only I knew that keeping stuff like the story of a Faux Christian Rock Star gettin' punked would come in handy some day...

Here it is, for those that want to see the sad, sad tale unfold:
http://tomluv.livejournal.com/13923.html

Take away the "rocker" hair and he looks like an alcoholic Amway salesman.

Yeah... He looks like shit, not that she looks much better. When did beauty queens stop being pretty?

Second, I have six weeks in the "How long will it last?" pool.

And third, WTF!?! Why would she marry his has-been ass? Why would he be shit faced and trying to fly? And why didn't anyway tell him to wait until you get on the plane and then get drunk so you can feel like he looks when you hit the ground?

Oh God, I can already see the Scott Stapp "Behind the Music."

Thanks "KissMyIS350". Call me immediately.

Hm, let's see, he's late for his honeymoon and he'll be leaving early to start his next 'tour', I give them [checks watch] five minutes!

somebody let me know when he dies. only then can i rest. hopefully he got some man action while in the can.

what a jersey mullet douche bag.

oh man, for your benefit, PLEASE look up how he got beat up by 311 recently when he was drunk in a hotel lobby...it was like...solid gold.

also if you were wondering where the mecca of the shittiest music ever created is...

http://www.scottstapp.com/

heaven help us all.

I can see it now: Scott is in jail sobering up and the tears start streaming down as the guitar slowly comes in with a long intro. Then after a dramatic, wait no EPIC entrance of all the instruments and some double fisted chest poundings followed by a few heart wrinching hands-in-front-of-the-body-motion-thingies his voice comes in belting...
"Should have been dead on a Sunday morning banging my head. No time for mourning, ain't got no time. (now everyone) I cry out to God seeking only his decision. Gabriel stands and confirms I've created my own prison."

Truly ironic Mr. Stapp. What's next? Do we find some unreleased tracks by Creed about being a washed up loser?

Oh, and God called... he said you look gay.

Jesus called too. He said that your mullet privlages have been revoked.

post #31, leave Jersey out of it... He is a tool, but for the record, he's not rockin' a mullet. It's just long hair tucked behind his ears.

GOD, hasn't he found that AA meeting YET?

You know, that really makes me mad, because I like Creed. Now I have to call him a douchebag, I just have to. Didn't he like almost die a coupla years ago in a car accident. Fidiot!

After reading the posts, I'm kinda embarrassed that I like Creed. They DO have a coupla good songs.

SOMEONE SAID THEY LIKE CREED AHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHA

wow. seek help immediately.

Touché, supertwink, touché. However, I'm going to have to call Jesus and tell him that you've proven him wrong and you know much he HATES that.

Aw c'mon fame, don't laugh at me (tears welling up in eyes).

BUT, I just read the article on Yahoo about Stapp and well, I concede, he is a total loser. I wonder what kind of skank this bitch must be to actaully marry this walking death on a stick. I HATE drunks, esp. sloppy mean drunks. Oh, check this out, he has SOLE custody of his son (sadly named Jagger). HE has custody, so that means his ex-wife must be in an asylum or dead.

Anyway, stop making fun of me. (sniff)

Poor girl. Have fun cleaning up his inordinate amount of chesthairs from the upholstery every time he walks through the house. Ain't love grand?

he is so unattractive

Lazy Asian--I'm ringing you, but there's no answer.

Wait, didn't that guy used to be Scott Stapp?

"HE has custody, so that means his ex-wife must be in an asylum or dead."

Or she's a Scientologist.

I don't think I'd want a husband who always looks like he's going to cry. Wuss.