Feb 14 2006Pink is fat

Minus the weird stuff she said about her dogs, Pink does have a point. I'm kind of sick of the same crap she's sick of too.

So I guess we're still using the feminine pronoun with Pink, eh?

I really feel here. I mean I have big feelings and am sensitive for her dogs. Please call the Humane Society.

Stop the sexual exploitation of animals.

I like her message too. But that probably makes me "fat".

Is it just me, or is "Pink" actually a very similar name to "Candy" or "Peaches"?

Not seeing the ugly, either. :/ Except in that creepy picture in the corner. http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/pink.jpg

She does rant a lot, but that doesn't change the fact that she has a point. I agree with her message and I'm glad to see someone so clear-headed in her industry.

I got in trouble at school when I was a kid for referring to my "Chubby Pink"

Well at least she has a sense of humour... I mean... some things shown in Stupid Girls are soooo true...

Ok, she has the fashion sense of a leperchaun and looks like a tranny from time to time... But at least she owns enough neurones to laugh about it all.

Thought I'd post a link for those who haven't seen the clip yet...

http://www2.noticiasdot.com/stilo/contenido/especiales/2005/celebridades/pink/2006/stilo_pink-2006-stupid_girls-video-flash.htm

yeah. she does have a point. right on.

aw shame on you, pink's awesome

My computer at work doesn't have sound, but it doesn't matter.......the point is loud and clear. I love the not so subtle references to Mary Kate, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay and all the rest. :)

That's right girls, listen to Pink. Don't feel the need to exercise, just eat pork rinds by the bucket and wash them down with some Colt 45. Fight for your independence by being the size of a professional athelete as Pink states. Preferably Sumo Wrestlers in drag. And by no means give a shit about what other people think about you, because no self-esteem is better than low self-esteem. But I guess you should be comfortable enough with your own manly, chunky, pasty white, middle-linebacker sized fat-body to not need any one else's opinion. Follow these instructions and you are on your way to marrying a winner like Pink did- a washed-up, possibly female, ex-bike rider. You go girls, and throw attactiveness to the wolves, and instead, go for the albino eskimo dyke look.

I'd like to think of Pink as having a point but a tiny part of me keeps hearing this annoying buzz that kinda sounds like "angry unhappy bitter bitch" and I just can't get her message in clearly. Maybe if I stick some rabbit ears in my hoo-hah I'll get the message. P!nk rabbit ears.

We get it already, but you NO Cypress Hill or Bad Brains, OK! The politcal suit you're trying to wear don't fit.

I think #13 has never had a girlfriend... ever.

Your partially correct # 15. I've never had FAT girlfriend, ever. So go back to your bucket of fried chicken and try to be a bit more clever next time you attempt an insult.

PapaHotNuts....You are (and this ridiculous name that you chose) are completely retarded. What the hell does one have to do with another??? How does not caring about the ridiculous ideas of the media have to do with what we women actually look like??? wtf...i hope you're just making your comment for the joke of it..but if not.....good luck getting a (good/normal) girl ever in your life with such attititudes...and Not caring waht people think = HIGH self esteem! not "NO self esteem". Your logic is so flawed it makes me laugh...sooo....you're an idiot. and i hope its not excessively inappropriate...go ahead and call me fat now and tell me to eat a twinkie...or whatever it is you tell females that say it like it is to morons like yourself. :)

PapaHotNuts... you're rather angsty... go take your PH video and get busy in a corner while normal people talk.

Hey... why don't you go hump a skeletton while you're at it! Like voltaire said (singer)... dead girls love you!

shes not asking everyone to look like her, thats the point - shes telling girls to do what they want to do, look how they want to look without having to feel like they must be like a certain type. get a clue.

i wonder what guys would do if the same amount of pressure was put on them

HAHAHAH...you did!!! you did!!! you told someone to eat a bucket of fried chicken!!! hahaha...yay.....im gona go eat my twinkie now cuz im sooooo faaattttt.....i mean..im having a hard time typing cuz my chubby fingers are shaking with laughter and also anticipation of a twinkie!!! oh how i wish i could meet you to your face! you'd have nothing to say to me! NOTHING....but its the world wide space.....so bring it!!!! hahahaa.....bucket of fried chicken.

Pink is one of the few people in the entertainment field with something meaningful to say. Shallow people can trash her because she doesn't fit society's idea of the nonthreatening woman, but when it comes down to what she's saying ... she's right.

I'd want any daughter of mine to take her words to heart and emulate her rather than the empty, tiresome Mary-Kates and Mischas of the world.

"I've never had a problem being burned alive for my feelings...." What? She sings pop songs and now she's comparing herself to Joan of Arc? She's a ranting self-important narcissist. Move over Kanye West, Pink's in town to free all the women oppressed by media images they don't have to look at.

fat or not, i'd rather my daughter listen to what pink has to say over someone like paris "the skeeve" hilton.

I like Pink. What she is saying here makes sense to me. I'm with you jennifer11.

These last dozen quotes... I really don't know, are they imbeciles who don't realize what site they're on, or are they trolls? WE REPORT, YOU DERIDE.

Yes Pink is right and she is so not fat! She has kick ass abs and a very cute hubbie so she is doing something right. Who else thinks she's hotter than the stick figures like Paris Hilton, Linsay Lohan types?? Anyone??

pink looks like a man and makes shiiiiiiiiiity music...you guys can NOT be serious.

Any of you with pre-teen girls know that this image permeates everything. T.V., toys, games, clothes, you name it. When my 5'6, 105 lb daughter asked me if "these jeans (size 3) make me look fat?" I knew it was time to open my eyes. Go Pink go!

Here is what I have to say: Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care. Which is apparently what what Pink must be doing as she makes no sense at all. I thank GOD for my education and my law degree and that I do not sound like an idiot.

Some of the people that troll these boards here need to step back and not read too much into others comments. CHRIST did we just have this discussion a few days ago? Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

In response to #15 - I am PapaHotNuts girlfriend, soon to be Mrs. PapaHotNuts, Esq. to you. So enjoy your fried chicken as Papa said.

Oh brother, what the fuck? I can't believe you people are being so bloody fucking serious.

And the fact that you take what PapaHotNuts says seriously is just so ridiculous. Even if he is serious, damn, relax people. The political and anti-sexist rantings should be for the PC web sites. Ther is NOTHING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS FUCKING SITE. It's like reading the Enquirer. Do you people read the Enquirer....do you believe what it says? SATIRE PEOPLE.

Personally, if I wanted to make a POINT and set any records straight, I wouldn't come to this site to do it. I come here to laugh at myself and others.

In a city where little kids are getting beaten to death, raped and starved EVERY DAY by their own parents, we need a little levity. We are aware of how fucked up and sexist the world is. We live in it too.

Get a friggin sense of humor.

your're gonna hate me for this but I hate poeple acting like thin people are sick, wroung, or ruining the world. Some people are just genetically thinner and smaller than others. Personally i'm a 5'8" size 0 and I eat well and often and workout regularly, I also happen to have a graduates degree and I get tired of people who don't know me accusing me of having an eating disorder, because I don't and I never have. In my oppinion...fuck pink. she's making alot of assumptions

By the way, it's my fucking birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUG!!!! Where's that cake....?!

Pink's not just slamming the anorexics in Hollyweird...........she's slamming how stupid and vapid these girls act. That scene where she hit a pedestrian with her car while driving with her big goggle sunglasses on, clutching her Venti Starbucks drink...then looks in the mirror to fix her lipstick, not even caring....that was classic.

And one more thing......I mean, isn't everybody sick of seeing the same ten, 70 pound goggle eyed idiots paraded in front of us on all the magazine covers?? Like there's only Mary Kate, LiLo, Mischa, Nicole and Paris out there?? (hm, that's only five....) It's really is a conspiracy.

Go Pink!!

Oh and another thing...there is nothing positive about being overweight. It is unhealthy and not conducive to any kind of well-being. A little healthy and just plain lazy and fat are two different things. Yeah, Pink is NOT fat but she should shut up with her little belly-baring, hot-girl outfits. That's how she got famous, that ungrateful wench.

We got all kinds of pigs out there who eat McDonalds and then try to sue them. They get fat and then they want to be all "feel free to be me" and "big is beautiful."

Then they become diabetic and go on disability and use my tax money to get medicaid and welfare and shit to be able to get their insulin shots and continue to eat at Taco Bell.

You guys started this so I'm gonna finish it.

MY FATHER is one of those people. He never took care of himself, he's now diabetic, continues to eat like shit and he's gonna die one day and America has to pay for it. I love my dad but I DON'T agree with his way of thinking.

Good for Pink !
(Does this comment make me look fat?)

Sweet louliana, you poor thing you. This website's sole purpose is to ridicule the pic and the post beneath it. Why on earth would you come here to voice your opinion on the realities of life? Would you go to the circus and be offeded by clowns? Would you turn on the radio and be pissed because music was playing? This site is "The Superficial". It gives people an outlet to say horribly inappropriate things about people who have done nothing to us personally. It's an opportunity to be silly with no consequences, except from people like you who try and piss on the parade. You even stooped so low as to clown my name. If you so concerned to meet me face to face, the best I can do is show you my face. Just email me at papahotnuts@yahoo.com. I don't hide behind the keyboard. Seriously, I appreciate your nobility and morality, just don't post it here. Give us all a break who are here just goofing and being terribly ugly to all we can offend. Go become a member of PETA and I'll just keep eating steak. Just PLEASE don't post here trying to defend the people I want to trash, and I promise not to go on your PC websites and call Mother Teresa a whore. Thanks for understanding.

PS. louliana is a fat girl name.

Those of you making light of her message obviously have no clue how pervasive eating disorders are, especially for young girls (even preteens) who idolize "stupid girls" like the Olsen Twins or Lindsay Lohan. Pink is NOT saying "be fat" - she's saying feel good about yourself and don't try to starve yourself into some unattainable goal. Yes, there are girls who are naturally thin. But that is the exception, not the rule. And believe it or not, society DOES decide what is pretty and what is not, so when I see 12 year olds eating less than 600 calories a day because they want to have skinny legs like Nicole Ritchie, it breaks my heart.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUG!! Dare I ask how old?? Are you fat because I hate all fat people and I want them to die in a burning vat of lard. I guess I am the anti-Christ now for posting something negative about Pink. I'm so sorry to all the martyrs on The Superficial. But anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT-ASS!! Email me when you get a chance. You too ESQ. Peace and a can of hair grease.

I am pretty sure Pink could snap a man in half with her theighs. And you can also bet she eats the head off her mate after sex. I'm pretty sure that's why she is married to a man who wears a helmet for a living.

PAPA, read my posts. Oh and PAPA and ESQ I think we're fighting a losing battle. The bleeding hearts are splashing all over the walls. I'm gonna go throw up now and stick some ex lax in my coolie hole after scarfing down some baby chicks and bunnies.

I love you guys.

Threesome????? You can put it anywhere. And bring some Cheetos

I'm setting myself on fire as we speak.

I hate fat bottom too. Will you promise to hate me for as long as we live, and humiliate me and criticize my food choices while I cry and you stand over me laughing and pointing? Pleeeeease? And while ESQ gives me a golden shower and throws poo at me. (those fuckers sent me to the dark side, man!)

LMAO, you go LaydeeBug! (O and happy bday ;) )

Seriously though -- does Pink not recall doing that whole Moulin Rouge video thing? And then she wants to cry about setting women back and shit? Yet she's willing to portray a prostitute in a glorified brothel? LMAO! STFU Pink -- walk the walk or shut your piehole

WOOOORD Innit!

Pink isn't fat...she's just sick of the BS and I say good for her.

However, PapaHotNuts....you are unusually cranky today. Is it because it's Valentine's Day?

Corerction MY fat bottom.

Correction...Correction! ha ha ha,

The only people who think Pink is attractive are WOMEN. Us men love the Mischa Barton's, the Lyndsay Lohans and all the other "rails". Women know this, and they know that most of them won't look like the Paris Hilton's, so they side with Pink and they give in to her lashing out at the media culture. There is a reason the media centers so much around the thin people...it is because THIN IS HOT. MANLY is not. If Pink's message gives the fatties some self-esteem, thats great.

That will never change the fact that the fatties will never be hot, and they will never be able to marry or date the hot guys they wish they could.

I'm sick of the bitterness. Let's put an end to this crap and start making fun of Pink again for looking like a man and being a bitter beast.

Pink... crusading against mindless, unquestioning consumerism everywhere

http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/musik/pink/pink-05.jpg

....Uh...who made PapaHotNuts moderator of Superficial??? Since when does he get to tell people what to post? And harrass them if they don't comply?
I support Pink's message 100%. No, I don't particularly like her music, I don't find her attractive and the thing with her dogs...wha??? But you know what, you can't touch it man. She's right on.

Why does Papa need a girlfriend when he already has a harem?

Happy V-day, my bigamist baby!

I don't know abuot you guys, but when I'm really in the mood to fight for women's equality, I like to have half-nude photos taken of myself for people's viewing pleasure!

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/pink_geisha_small.jpg

Drowningfool wins the Nobel Prize for that. Thank you, brother. You have made my day. Welcome to the cool table in the cafeteria. Now let's make fun of the fat kids.

# 52 Yea amma, she right on. Right on the offensive line for the Green Bay Packers. I'm not trying to be the moderator. I'm just trying to run off all those who refuse to accept this site for what it is. But Happy Valentine's Day anyway.

i think pink is hot, her abs are incredible. and as for the thing about skinny women being hot making everyone else jealous...i think i have to disagree. remember when britney spears was THE hottest thing ever? she was never spindly, she was in fantastic shape, same with jessica simpson, so there's no need to go on with this charade thinking that anorexic is in.
and i dont think pink is bitter, i mean she's living in a lot nicer place than all of us. i'm so glad she finally said something, it's about time someone encouraged girls to be more than complete idiots, i'm in college right now, and i seriously cannot believe that half of these people graduated from high school, so i'm loving Pink for calling all those idiots out.

Yes, yes... don't be an idiot... be a flaming hypocrite! That's much better :))

I've never liked Pink. But I have to admit that video of hers is fucking hilarious.

Loved the tanning salon scene. She also makes a valid point that I think most people would and have been stating for years now.

In response to #52 - You can sit next to me

Happy Birthday LaydeeBug! Happy Valentines Day to all my beloved peeps, you know who you are!

Happy VD to all the haters here as in I hope you all get VD.

"PapaHotNuts" uses that particular moniker because it was the first three words he spoke as a child when he finally realized that the pacifier he was using was, in fact, his father's pecker. Papa hot nuts indeed!

Good luck with the therapy.

Pink has a very valid point. These 'Stupid Girl' celebrities make it tough to raise a level headed respectful young girl that won't kill herself to be sick thin or stuff herself to have big boobs (and then have them removed and loose more weight to justify her new found chest flatness). It's very irritating, women are trying to come up in the society and then we have to fight off slut whores that only think about the next package they'll be sitting on top of. I say , 'Go Pink' and continue to bash these no good - not that pretty anyway - celebrity sluts responsible for tainting the minds of our would be future generation.

m@ce. i laughed out loud at that comment. wow. that was great.

#32 magpie_24 - I'm naturally thin too and while i hate people whining at me to put on weight, Pink does have a valid point. I may be slim but I'm also small breasted. So I don't fit the mould either. You have to be exceptionally lucky or privy to surgeons and trainers to fit that particular mould, and I'm pretty sick of it myself. I don't, however, think Pink is exactly a good spokeswoman for it considering the startling regularity with which she sheds most of her clothes.

I guess it's about time someone said it though.

Comment to #54
Yes, idiot men with small peckers think sick skinny women like Lohan and Barton are hot. What happened to curves, hips and volumptious tits? (did I spell that right?) Anyway, real women like that don't care how you small peckers feel about skinny women, because real men with real peckers come after the full package. Men who think sick skinny women are sexy = insecure men (tiny tims for a tool)! Ha, what have you got to say. I bashed the celebs, the skinny Olive Oils!!

For the record, I don't think Pink is fat. Actually, she's got some enviable abs. Nevertheless -- Pink has tried to whore herself out to the media every bit as much as any pop star. For example:
http://evanhere.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/picture023.jpg

The difference is, she wasn't idolized like the others were, because nobody likes a he-she. So she's pissed, and now it's like omg mindless consumerism, women's equality blah blah. lol

I have never been a huge Pink fan, but I have respect for her. I remember I was watching some (probably MTV) makeover show where Pink was the victim. They brought a camera in the dressing room as she was trying on a short tight dress. I was struck by how human and real she was, her reaction to the camera was to drop down on the back of her heels and wrap her arm around her body to hide it. She felt very insecure and did not want to be seen in such a form fitting dress. I believe that her videos is amazing. There are so few women out there standing up for the well being of young women. Pink has been the victim of Hollywood pressure to show skin (hence some of the previous posters links)and she has obviously shown remorse for giving in to that pressure. The girls that young women are looking up to today, such as Lindsay and Nichole are VERY unhealthy. Do we want a new generation of women who are dying to be thin and to fit in? Look at what Brittney did, she is soley responsable for the sexualization of a generation of nine year olds. Talent shows had fathers shifting uncomfortably in their chairs as they watched their make-up clad, belly baring, short short wearing babies gyrating to "oops I did it again". Come on people, wake up! Women less than a hundred years ago fought for our right to be equal and to have a vote.. now to throw it all away so you can squeeze into a size 4 jean and a 36D bra is sad. It's really taking a step back. And, it's unhealthy.
p.s. Before I get the fat comments, I'm a size 6 and I'm a very pretty girl. I just happen to have a brain.

Hey innit, your stupid pick did not show up! And Pink did go through a slutty stage, I forgot, o well, maybe she grew up, Like most of these stupid, variOus pecker riding, sick skinny, bad skin Having, wanna be sexy with fAke boobs but had to get them removed and lose eveN more weight to justify the flatness celebrities. Anyway, I agree with pink, yeah she is a little chunky, but she'd whip most other celebs azzes!

Pink is so hot it hurts. She's very athletic, talented- and oh my god-She can think too!!!!! Does this frighten people? She stands up for what she believes in and I believe she is right. Things have been this way for a long time. It's so sad they way women are trained to look at movie stars and models as a goal of who they should be. This country is so messed up on lies so why be anything else than the truth. Be yourself- even if you want to eat twinkies.

i compeletely agree with her. Naked girls that go on tv just makes guy think its acceptable to have normal girls dancing around them naked 24/7. Just because thos girls need some cash it doesnt mean we all think that way. I'm glad Pink is differenciating herself from all thos girls we see in videos. I'm naturally skinny but i would never starve myself either to look good. Everyone is unique whether this is cheesyor not. I've got curly hair and i'm not trying to straighten it just because some supermodels look amazing with straight hair. And what's a girl if she's all bones? Boys cant expect us to be perfect all the time. It's either looking good or making something out of yourself. Personally, id choose the second option. I'm only 15 but i can see why so many girls are so self conscipus and I really respect what Pink stands for, whether i like her or not.

It's amazing how many people are unable to tell the difference between third world skinny and "normal". You should have gone to school instead of staying at home humping your pillow.

My dear dimwits... ever heard of BMI? Body mass index? Well... it's this magical thingy (wow... magic)... take your height and divise it by your weight. Between 19 and 25 that person is NORMAL.

Olsen level would be 14... as in "profesional puker". So would Lindsay L. (minus breast implants)... But hey, since pedophilia is illegal, I guess that's how you get your kicks... drooling over adults who look like minors...

jennyjenjen, anywhere I can possibly find that clip on the web? I always liked Pink, until she got a little slutty. She redeemed herself though, and that, unlike most other stupid girls, is something we rarely see.

#68, you should just be thankful it didn't

So going back to what drowningfool said... do ANY men think Pink is hot lol?

OMG! I've been saying that for years!!! Cat, you are right on. It's strange that men would think such skinny women are sexy - they must be pedophiles!! These so called sexy women that grown men drool over are no different from my 6 year old niece, only stretched to her capacity. Can anyone say, 'Sick pedophiles?'

#61 m@ce- That is funny. I can't even attempt a comeback on that. Very Nice.

I don't care that the hollywood crowd that she is making fun of are skinny, it just frustrates me that they act like they don't do anything to stay that way. One day after Lindsay L. came out with that interview that said she was bulimic she was in a magazine that had Stars dieting tips,including Lindsay Lohan. I guarantee they left out the vomiting tip. Nicole Richie acts like she just watches what she eats and she is just naturally that skinny all of a sudden. However after our teen years we naturally retain more fat for child bearing years, so it is harder to keep the weight off not easier. My point is just admit that you work at it and you have had liposuction and tummy tucks and whatever else.

I don't care that the hollywood crowd that she is making fun of are skinny, it just frustrates me that they act like they don't do anything to stay that way. One day after Lindsay L. came out with that interview that said she was bulimic she was in a magazine that had Stars dieting tips,including Lindsay Lohan. I guarantee they left out the vomiting tip. Nicole Richie acts like she just watches what she eats and she is just naturally that skinny all of a sudden. However after our teen years we naturally retain more fat for child bearing years, so it is harder to keep the weight off not easier. My point is just admit that you work at it and you have had liposuction and tummy tucks and whatever else.

#32
You may have graduated but is not that bright. Obviously Pink is not talking about you. If you don't puke yourself thin, or parade around for sex or conform to fit in, or even base your life on other people's standards, you are fine. But, because of your hostility, I am quite sure you DO eat yourself thin and would throw yourself under a speeding bus to fit in with the celeb norm.

That's a man baby!!!

PapaHotNuts...Do you have a job?? I mean your spending alot of time replying to YOURSELF here don't you think?

The question is, #79, would Pink be bitching like this if she had been accepted as "one of them"? If she had never tried to begin with, one could take her a hell of a lot more seriously.

#50, although my woman instinct tells me not to, my brain agrees with you. He's right people, the truth hurts but it's the TRUTH. At least with MOST men.

I am so fucking incensed by this right now so I'll just try to make single points instead of the rant on the death of true feminism:
1)PapaHotNuts and his supporters= fucking idiots with obviously no lives. Douche-BAGS!
2)Why is the default answer to a chick calling out another on her bullshit automatically "You're just jealous! You wish you could be her!" Sorry, I'll take my NATURAL 36DDs and luscious ass any day over the cadaver that is Nicole Richie/Mischa Barton/et al. (As would my 6'0, green eyed, Mex-Italian, 6-pack sporting b/f! This was only added in to thwart the inevitable "You're a fat bitch with no b/f except a Twinkie dildo!" comments) The funny thing is that most of the chicks on here supporting Pink are probably attractive by most people's standards with sexier b/fs than what those other hags ever date. (And Carey Hart is HOT! He owns his own business and has people pay him to ride a fucking motorcycle; what other guy on here is hooked up like that? I thought so! Shut the fuck up!) And that's right: it does take a much larger dick to accomodate curves so all you "Short Dick Man" types out there go get you a waif so you can feel like "Da Man"; cuz to a REAL woman, you ain't sheee-it! Don't take YOUR LOW SELF ESTEEM and reflect that onto females; any of us can always get skinnier, YOU will always have no dick!
3)Pink is a pop star, and most pop music blows! But isn't the Women's Movement about women doing what the fuck they want, even if it "sucks" to other people? The Moulin Rouge shit was a bunch of pop chicks remaking an old pop song, that's it! So she's not a feminist for dancing around in lingerie? What does that make Pam Anderson? Jenna Jameson? These women claim to be down for the cause; can they not be?

Ladies, this is a fight for our equality with men, not the tearing down of each other and pointing out how "unfeminist" a chick is, or how being a feminist means you're "fat, ugly and have no man". This video is hilarious, and the music to it blows but Pink is doing her thing to at least get a dialogue going as to why these bitches are shoved in our faces all day; on almost every fucking channel, not just E! (Television for Idiots)

Innit, you are my (umm, can I say this here) nigga!!!

you're missing one important point here. Not every woman who doesn't fit the hollywood norm is curvy. What about the naturally skinny, flat chested girls? How do you think it makes us feel when people go on about how men who like that kind of thing are paedophiles...? Probably about as good as someone telling you to cut down on the burgers makes a curvy woman feel.

If it's equality and being a real woman we're aiming for, let's not forget that it takes all body types...curvy and voluptuous as well as thin and flat, and all those in between. You don't need curves to be a real woman. You just have to have a realistic attitude.

i'm not a big fan of pink's music, but i like what she says. and so what if she likes girls? she obviously likes guys too, because she MARRIED one. get over it.

What's with all the noise?

What happended to making fun of Dr. Sunken Tits? And Tara Reid's retarded face & horrifying boob job? And how Jude Law has a small penis? Let's stick to the gameplan here folks... this is to make fun of celebs.
We all have opinions and want them heard but they are going to do away with comments again if every other post is going to fight about shit. We come here to forget about those issues in our society that are there but we pretend aren't & don't want any PC nonsense invading the space. Seriously.

If anyone doesn't like it then don't be like those fucking middle American morons who blame TV for their stupid children... they can turn the TV off & talk to their kids AND you can go to another site & annoy/get along with hippies there.

She's just upset and always has been that she is less desired..(not less talented) by music audiences.

To #50 (drowningfool),

Yes, you are right. However, you are missing a VERY important point. Men didn't ALWAYS love rails, and stick-thin women weren't ALWAYS considered hot. Just look back a few decades starting from around the 60s (funny how the "voluptuous" woman went out of style once popular media starting taking control, no?) It's a new trend going around, to create insecurity by presenting the unattainable as sexy, and the average as ugly. why would they do this? To create insecurity, and then, CONSUMPTION!! Let's make people feel ugly so they can buy stuff to look better!! woo hoo! Is this fair? Sure, some girls are jealous because they can't be that thin. But some see above this petty garbage and are angry at the ideology. You and other men are just as much a victim of this "overthinness epidemic" as the rest of us. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. Just something to think about.

First off, as the operating table scene shows. Pink is not fat, Pink is stacked.

Second, She's right on. Look at ever magazine cover and look at playboy. The flaws in the pictures are absolutely airbrushed and bowdlerized. The media wants to see a "fantasy" to young men and women. Its escapism. In the pages of Vogue, Jessica Simpson can look perfect for 4 pages because of digital editing etc etc. When she wakes up in the morning probably not so much. Even more disturbing, young women like britney and jessica who have naturally clean looks go off to Hollywood and they slather them in some makeup and garbage to "glam them up" that they end up aging their skin by about 5-10 years. Young women are pawns in a game played by the fashion industry. Makeup Lipstick/Makeup costs on average about $.65 to produce and retails for whatever. The women are being sold out for profits.

When a 15 or 16 yr old girl wants to get breast implants or any other plastic surgery. something is wrong with America.

Diversity works. Diversity in Appearance works. Diversity has sustained every known ecosystem and furthered every evolution in history, rainforest and desert, hawk and lion. If God made the world with a wave of his hand, He made it diverse and he made it with everything we need to survive. The only animals who believe in non diversity and idealized parasitism are in fact humans.

Women should look the way they want to look because their genetics arent going to change and it would be a sick and inhuman world if people were "manufactured" to some genetic standard in a biotechnology lab. Our positives and our flaws are what make us human and individual. To discard our flaws in order to conform to social norms would bring an outcome much worse than not being like everyone else..we'd be just like everyone else..and their wouldnt be a lot of choice at the store.

Im a guy and to PapaHotNuts and all the other bitchy males out there..give it a rest. Women have been dealing with Male Chauvinism since the dawn of their existence....like they can honestly take it seriously at this point.

Coupla things....thanks for all the B-day wishes.

"Differentiating" has two t's in it, like the two T T's on my chest, the ones I don't parade around to try to sell records and look "hot."

What the hell happened to this site. Now we've got possibly prepubescent girls here who can't wait to tell us how "thin" they are and how natch skinny they are and how they "hate" it. That's not the point you friggin clams. It also is not about "Pink's Point." What the fuck.

Oh, thank you to Layla and Innit. I think this site has been infiltrated by the bubble gum squad of newby pseudo activists (you know, like the same way Avril Levigne is a skater-punk). I've outed you. Take your pink flag and go wave it elsewhere, we've got some dissing to do.

And, PAPA, I'me 38 years old today, I'm not as fit as I was last year, but unlike other people, I understand the value of exercise for fitness and not hotness. I am not a small girl (I'm pretty tall) and I've always ridden a bike.

I have a bit of a basktball butt and it is a hindrance to me becasue I can't wear all kinds of jeans. I would love to wear hip hugggers but I REFUSE to be one of those chicks who grease their hips to squeeze into jeans that are not made for them. But I have nice long legs and they were made for wrapping around waists and heads.

AND if Pink was as popular as those other tarts, she would be up there selling Pepsi and being in teh superbowl tarting it up like the rest of them.

Whew, I'm tired.

ManUnited-Maybe you live in a constantly scholastically challenging environment, good for you if you do! For the rest of us, this world is constantly un-PC and derogatory to anything outside of whatever the "norm" happens to be that particular half hour. The norm right now seems to be "stuck on stupid, only caring about material shit and how people look". This society really needs to get over the "needing to escape". Escape from what? You probably have some job sitting on your ass all day in front of a computer; how much harder would life be if you were actually in a factory or some shit all day without the freedom to post pithy comments on here? Just like you want to be on here getting your mind numbed, some people are already brain-dead from other media outlets spewing escapist bullshit 24-7; do we not have to option to come to The Superficial to laugh as well as be enlightened?

Read 84 people, see what I mean. She couldn't wait to tell us her tit size. Are you from Southern California?

And stop stealing Douchebag, that's an east cost term.

Kudos LadeeBug!
And to those that use the term "B/F" (boyfriend) again - please go fuck yourself with your "M/F" (middle finger).

Back atcha Laydee ;)

#84 -- what "cause" are Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson down for exactly? I may be wrong, but I always thought that "equality" for women meant NOT being perceived or treated like a bunch of whorebags. Now excuse me while I go laugh myself silly...

I have this image of PapaHotNuts in #13 jacking off as he rages. For some reason the image is very clear in my mind. He's wearing stained pleated khaki shorts, and has some facial hair and thinning hair on his head. There are Fritos crumbs scattered all around his monitor and keyboard and crushed into the shag carpeting. And he has to pause and switch hands as he types/masturbates. He's shouting as he types.

Don't know where that image comes from, but gotta say, it gave me a giggle.

Manunited for president

I also like Pink's red hat and I've been dating a durable inflatable for about two years now. Sorry.... am I off topic again ?

#84 (SoCalGirl)

YES. god bless you!! I got the T&A going on too. The thing is that, as well, men are getting skinnier. A real woman needs a real man to be with her. But if there are so few real men out there, of course this new skinny bitch will prevail. It's life, I guess.

Frangly, you're image got me hot. Whack on PAPA! Woo hoo.

All these years I thought that So Cal Gals only cared about getting highlights... but you want to BE ENlightened.

Look I just learned something new in my scholastically challenged environ... wait too many syllables for my wee little brain.
oh to be 16 & thinking the world cares about my every thought...

LadeeBug-Should I be ashamed of my tit size? And I believe I explained the context of mentioning it at all. Stop hatin', go buy yourself some if it makes you feel better.
ManUnited-Pardon me Webster, I meant "boyfriend", in case you were wondering, "M/F" (motherfucker)
innit-the cause I was referring to was the fact that women like this consider themselves feminist; the cause is "F-E-M-I-N-S-M". And are you male? Do YOU perceive these women as whores? Would YOU treat them like that? These are things to ask yourself, Pam and Jenna get paid regardless of what you think

OK, first of all I don't buy tits; you've already cleaned out the store.

Secondly, how did the topic of YOUR breast size ever become an issue. Nobody brought it up but you.

You girls are something else, you know. You are exactly like the media portrays you. You can't wait to talks about how big your tits are because you know there's guys here who will pipe up and say "I'd hit it" You gals love that shit. So DO NOT wave that FEMINIST flag around and announce to the whole world that you have huge knockers. You're like a PETA representative who's wearing leather Jimmy Choos.

1. I do not want to hear about anyone's boob size, jean size, height, weight or other describing factor or what their boyfriends prefer. Get a grip on yourselves because no one gives a shit.
2. It's called satire people - look it up.
3. Let's get back to the real issues mmkay.

I can't believe there is no Superficial story about Paris and VD today. I am disappointed.

Nothing says "I love you" like the VD bouquet from STD.

#27......DARBY??! IS THAT YOU?!

NO one is telling you to be ashamed of anything, but why are you advertising. I'm not going to describe any of my assets (and I have many) because I refused to be pigeon-holed into a category.

Thanx Saucie, I brought up the satire earlier. At least some still understand.

M/F actually stands for Middle Finger or did you not get that memo?

You are quite the feminist SOCal... using the word Tits & all... Fems are a BIG FAN of that word. And they also love ladies like Pam Anderson & Jenna Jameson... you know what is going on! Very well edumacated.

To be fair, I agree with LaydeeBug on that last one.

Though I'd still like clarification as to why women with curves and heaving bosoms are considered 'real women'...I mean, does that mean that slim women aren't real? Fake women, perhaps? A conspiracy set into motion by the Spanish government? Damn you Spain....!

Seriously, I thought all you needed to qualify as a real woman was a vagina, a uterus and at least one ovary. That's what I learned in biology at least

Go Manunited, GO! I'm outta this room, it's been soiled.

Nice Point PostAcid. I have a uterus. Can I be a woman, oh can I, pleeeeease?

LadydeeBug-So in order to fit YOUR perception of what feminism is I have to NOT discuss aspects of my body that I'm proud of? Again, there was no "advertisement" as much as there was to prove the point that not just unattractive lesbian spinsters can be feminists; that's all! Not to get a blog of anonymous randoms to think "I'd hit it!"
Why is this like this? You're a chick attacking me harder than any other dude on here, why are you so upset? To some dudes I'm sure 36DDs are nothing to write home about, so why do YOU care?

Laydee, she thinks Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson are feminists. Nuff said.

No, LaydeeBug. Not unless you are at least a FFF and spilling out of your jeans. Or unless you can prove that your uterus isn't an elaborate Spanish fake made of paperclips and chewing gum.

I miss Paris, and Lindsay, and Tara, but I especially miss Kirsten the Dunster. Oh, for the good old days of December.

The female beauty equation:
Rating of looks in the numerator /
Rating of intelligence in the denominator. So the perfect woman will be a 10 on looks and a 1 on intelligence: 10/1 = the perfect 10.

For instance: Pamela Anderson, looks rate 9, intelligence is a 1. To wit: 9/1 = a 9 rating.

Compare to Janine Grafalo: Looks are a 4, intelligence maybe a 7. (we're being real generous here for the sake of argument) Her beautifulness rates slightly over 1/2 out of 10.

Pink. OK looks let's give her a California 7 (she's fuckable, you could drink her pretty). Intelligence, well she's trying hard, so we'll be generious and award her a 3. Her rating is 7/3 which after some second grade level math is 2 1/2. At this grade she doesn't need to work so much about the twinkies. Eat 'em up Pinky.

Looking back, Paris Hilton may be the perfect 10. Can we give out an award?

One more: Kathy Griffith. An interesting scenario. On looks I'd give her a California 2. Intelligence a 2. Her beauty rating is an even 1. From Kathy Griffith to Paris Hilton, that there's the Hollywood Scale.

NOTE to Readers: please remember that a a California 2 is in a different league, comparable to a Tulsa 7 or a Milwaulkee 10.

SoCal, shut the fuck I'm tired of reading your tripe. You're a fucking idiot. I'll let you be an idiot on your own.

Manunited-Considering your handle, do you have any grounds to comment on feminism AT ALL? You're like a man at an abortion rally holding up a dead fetus picture: YOU have no uterus, you CAN'T give birth, why are you saying anything at all? Sir, unless you consider yourself to be a feminist please feel free to not comment on shit you know nothing about. As for Pam and Jenna, who said anything about me liking them? I merely pointed out that THEY CONSIDER THEMSELVES FEMINISTS; how did MY opinion of them get involved? Did I GIVE my opinion of them?

You're a walking contradiction/brothel & are ruining the fun that is this site.
So take a pill or 3, do whatever it is you need to do with your BFF and come back when you feel like laughing.

Now what about Paris & VD? Bring it...I haven't heard yet.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Idiot.
Idiot who?

You are all a bunch of idiots. Get over it. This is totally screwing with my feng shui and I am NOT laughing anymore. Damn all of you.

Ummm, Post Acid, I was trying to steer the room back to the fun and sillyness it used to be. Why the hostility?

I miss Mrs Snaggletooth. This place ain't the same without Kirsten

LaydeeBug- Awww, tired of reading my shit? Then go to the site where people agree with every ass-backwards opinion you have then; and feel free to quit sullying the board up with your insults of me and my opinions; we've ALL heard enough of your tripe.

Hostility? Well, I was attempting to make a joke, but then again that never was my forte. My apologies.

Saucie, I am turning in my idiot badge. I coming over to your side. Please let me in because I've been brainwashed into getting into stupid discussions about someone I care nothing about.

I agree with Saucie. I am through discussing this tripe.

Excellentos,Pink i love ya just the way you are!!!xxxxxxxx

I'm sorry too Post (wipes tear) Can we hug?

One more, Stop bitin my words, Cunt. OK, I'm done.

By the way SOCALGAL - don't judge a book by its cover. ManUnited is my screen name... and it's short for Manchester United, who I happen to love because they are very hot men who play soccer which turns me on. I happen to be a woman who is happily married to one of the most wonderful men on the planet and I am pretty sure I have a uterus or else my innards wouldn't feel like they are being torn apart by pliers every goddamn month. Typical FEM BOT - you see the word MAN and start going nutso. It's so fun annoying the shit out of you that I am enjoying going against my belief of arguing with people on these sites.

Laydee.....welcome to the dark side.

saucie, if I turn my screen slightly to the left and move my mousepad up a notch, will that ease the pain of your frazzled feng shui?

Manunited-Until you can actually back up these insults with some sort of textural evidence, please shut the fuck up!

Gotta love 'Ficial; people are cool with you as long as you don't prove yourself to be more intelligent than anyone else, much less an attractive woman more so than a man. Ooooh, burn her! She's a witch! Fuck youse! (Some more East Coast for your ass!)

I love you Man U.

>>> She's just upset and always has been that she is less desired..(not less talented) by music audiences.

On the contrary. She has 3 multi-platinum albums, a bunch of number 1s and a grammy. She's got a great voice and she can write her own songs.

She's also record contract that gives her artistic freedom... which means she can make music that she wants to make. Not the kind of music her record company tells her to.

Pink's got a helluva lot more integrity than most people in the business.

#106 HeeHaw..could be..who are you??

Thin to get a HUSBAND...bwahahahaha....priorities, priorities...
Fat men are nausiating too.
Imagine MEN starved themselves for a wife???

Yes, Laydee. Let us forget our differences and bask in the glory of...er...what was I saying?

Say Man U, ya notice how self-absorbed some one is in this room? They keep talking about themself and how they look and all that bla, bla, bla. Kinda funny, huh. Conceited much?

Manunited-I apologize since I'm a huge soccer fan. I went all "Fem Bot" on you huh? Well to be fair that IS when I thought you were some chauvinist male asshole, and you didn't say different and continued to insult me with the same venom as another "Cunt" who shall remain nameless. Why the hostility from other chicks? You want to make your point make it, don't insult.

Just for the record, ALL OF US look like words on a screen. I'm the letters Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Did some one call me????

manunited...would I be right in guessing you're English? And if so, would you hurt me if I mentioned that I was a Millwall fan...?

LaydeeBug-Ooooh, wonder who you're referring to? Strength in numbers, right? Bring it on bitches!

I love it when you talk dirty to me SoCal. (Bats eyelashes)

Still bitin I see

#132 Yes, please slightly to the left. And please move the "Paris Hilton is a manky whorebag" paperweight slightly to the right. Now I am better

Paris is a ho, Lindsay is a coke-ho, Nicole is a bean-pole ho, Tara is a bobbie-ho.

I miss PAPA

That paperweight means a lot to me, you know. It is infused with the essence of a herpes-ridden piece of Hilton's chewing gum found on Fred Durst's penis. I bought it off Ebay for 30p...

LOL @ Papahot (13)

LOL@ ladybug (14) "rabbit ears in my hoo-hah!" HA!

No matter what Pink says (on ANY subject), she sounds like an ignorant drop-out. She needs to see a speech pathologist and an English instructor before trying to speak in public. WTF is that garbling nonsense?

Odd that at least twice a week we hear that Pink's given another explication to the press on how much she "doesn't care" if people say she's fat and ugly. If she doesn't care, why can't she seem talk about anything else? Methinks she doth protest too much.

I don't think you have to embrace obesity in women to be a feminist. It's unhealthy and becomes a burden on society because of higher insurance rates and hosp costs.

Besides which, it's dangerous for everyone else on the road if you're trying to drive and gnaw your KFC thigh at the same time. And unsightly, I might add. ((You've got some schmootz there on your chin))

I could go on for days about why most women on this planet annoy the crap out of me. I have mostly male friends because, quite frankly, women bore me and canNOT make me laugh ('cept you Ladee). But I really feel the need to move on from this discussion because I come to this site to NOT think because it is all I have to do all day at work...think & solve problems. And no one else on here really gives a fuck about anything we're saying so let's move on and make fun of someone like oh, let's say, Emmanuel Lewis. What is that fucking midge up to these days?

Oh HollyJ, (sobbing) I've missed you so.

PostAcid - I am American, a native NYer but desperately do want to live in the UK...someday (sighs). But not until Gwyneth leaves.

Millwall...hmm, I am sorry.

Oh, Man U, I'll miss you most of all.....Let's see, Webster is actually a normal dude. I think he's got his own business and he doesn't party or anything stupid. He's still short tho.

ManU- I think I have a space in my shed, if you're not picky. It's about the size of most average flats in London and you'd only have to pay me in jelly beans.

Yep, millwall born and bred, with the perfect Eastender's accent to boot. But at least I can admit that my team sucks big time, muaha.

Right on for having a mind, Pink.

Also, to PapaHotNuts: Don't hurl shit unless you're willing to deal with it splattering back on you.

Webster's a bore, I apologize for even bringing it up. Let's go back to ass-kicking SoCalGal36DD.

I heard Emanuel Lewis was performing in a burlesque show and was popping out from beneath skirts dressed like a monkey and banging a pair of cymbals.

Man U, stop, I'm gonna pee pee like Hilton. 36 DD, you are a scream.

Yay, the silliness hath returned.

PostAcid - are you one of the silly little boys who hides dead prostitutes & cats in his shed? I don't know why, I just get the tiniest feeling that you could be.

I know United suck right now. Transition.

I don't think some of these folks know Papa vewy well.

saucie...your mission is complete...i am suitably disturbed

LadeeBug don't you have something better to do? Like do YOU have a job??

@_@ #133... wtf does your being attractive or not have anything to do with anyting?

Is it too soon to laugh again? I still feel like we shouldn't out of respect for dumb gizguzzlers.

Fat chicks rule. I'd rather grip a soft pillow than a chicken leg any day of the week.

Dammit, if Pink wasn't already married, I'd take up dirtbiking just so I could get her to turn her head my way. Down with anorexia, up with Twinkies!

ManU...I'm also an owner of a uterus...at last glance my shed contained three hundred half-full tins of paint and a dead prostitute...er, I mean broken broom

Oops, I think I came across as hostile again. Damn my inability to type a non-emotionally-ambiguous sentence. ManU, I would rather watch a Man U match than most other premiership teams (the other half supports Spurs....uck) I wasn't suggesting they suck...just stating that millwall are a fetid pile of shite at the time of posting

Way to go on the Uterus, PostAcid! Nice job, super duper!

LaydeeBug and PostAcidYouth are my official favorite people of the day. Kudos to you both for being intelligent and using your keen sense to call these other morons on their hypocrisy. Good VDay to you both.

why thank you, #172. I feel honoured and special and so does my uterus.

It's no trouble at all; be sure to keep your uterus in good condition because unlike most people who attempt to venture out into society, you have a right to make a contribution to the gene pool.

Umm, Darby, I wouldn't go there if I were you. I have no quarrel with you. Yet.

Pink's fat?
Muscular yeah.
Mannish, yeah!
But she doesn't look fat. Or is it just the mentality that "Everyone who says anorexics look unhealthy must be a jealous big fat sow"...
That's like being jealous of down's syndrome, or herpes.

My gene pool is notoriously shallow. Members of my family are often born without toes. I believe this is due to inbreeding on the part of my Irish family. Damn them. But thank you nonetheless, it's quite an accolade indeed

Thanky ou Innit, you always have something excellent to say. I love you too. (don't be jealous Man U. You're my first)

Awww, Always, I'm blushing. It's my birthday too. (hee, hee) Where's my prez?

Is it also like mine, where the water is replaced with alcohol?

Hmmm, to breed or not to breed, that is the question?

Hey Post Acid, if I lick you, will I start trippng and seeing colors. You sound like fun...

Happy Day Laydee! I know you do not partake in the frothy, adult beverages but I will hoist a few in your honor this evening!

Man, if Pink knew how much controversy she caused to day, she'd have a boner. And, NO Pink is not fat, but her chin seems a bit rounder these days, no?

To Layla: (Comment 65)

I tried to read your comment, as it was a response to what I wrote, but all I could see was

I'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fatI'm fat.......

If you were trying to make another point try and word it a bit differently so we can understand....

Have a curvy and lonely (I'm sure) Valentine's Day!

my world no longer makes sense...

did we just have a semi-intelligent conversation on the superficial? i suddenly feel so unclean. i must go look at paris hilton's meat curtains to get the wholesome feeling off of me.

*shudder*

Man U, you remembered. Please have a stout on my behalf. Pleeeease.

well, i like the video. I think it's all true.. unfortunatly

OMG Drowning fool, I almost choked on my Diet Pepsi.

Jennifer, please help me dirty up this site again. I'm gonna flick a booger on someone RIGHT NOW.

I fear that if there is no further humor on this site today I will go all Barney Fife on some of your asses. That's. How. I. Roll.

Paris is a cum-sucking, jizz-drizzling, pond scum chewing society whore. Hows that?

Laydee, apparently I taste a bit like cherry lollipop, though I'm not sure whether I have hallucinogenic properties. Feel free to try. A birthday treat on me

That's delicious. you forgot monkey-fucker.

OMG go to the home page, QUICK!!!!!!

To # 90: Of all the posts that have dissed my comment you are the only one that has given a response that makes logical sense. Congratulations. As for the others, who have to brag about how hot their boyfriends are to prove that I have a small dick (?), well you just prove my point even further you insecure (most likely ugly) whores.

And let's put the rumor that guys like me, who like skinny women, have small dicks to rest. Tommy Lee dated Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson, both very skinny. We just don't like having to swim in Crisco everynight that's all.

Man..I need to get to work...anyone else here spent way too much time on this website today? Its addicting!

Nummy, num, num. You're so much hotter than SoCal.

i'm posting this totally topless to help skeeve this place back up.

Drowning fool, I haven't done one fucking thing today but Superfish. Oh, I had lunch.

Would you believe it, the creepiest couple in hollywood finally fell apart

At my place of work by the way (that one was for Darby Douchie)

Oh Post, what are we to do now?

Let's get naked and have a "Sexy Party."

Hey guys, don't forget the classic WWW parable... arguing on the internet is like fighting in the Special Olympics, because even if you win, you're still retarded.

Pink is ugly, and I find her ranting about the false idols of modern commercialism to be annoying. It would be like Britney Spears lecturing us on the importance of infant car seat safety. She does have a point, but the fact that she's an idiot negates it.

well, now we can do what we did when jen and brad split....laugh, mock and deride

HOLY CRAP 203 POSTS FOR PINK!?!?
now 204 I guess

Aura, Aura, Aura. Hooray for derision. Up with the mockery. Down with making points and up with downing pints. Gurgle gurgle.

holy moly while I typed it someone boned in on me
(maybe I said that wrong...)

That was me, HollyJ. Did it hurt?

We've made pink look so damn popular. Isn't there a law against false advertising?

I miss SoCalGal.

*sniff* me too...

see # 139 and # 92
see any inconsistency there?

And, PAPA, I'me 38 years old today, I'm not as fit as I was last year, but unlike other people, I understand the value of exercise for fitness and not hotness. I am not a small girl (I'm pretty tall) and I've always ridden a bike.

I have a bit of a basktball butt and it is a hindrance to me becasue I can't wear all kinds of jeans. I would love to wear hip hugggers but I REFUSE to be one of those chicks who grease their hips to squeeze into jeans that are not made for them. But I have nice long legs and they were made for wrapping around waists and heads.

You sniffed, what, do you smell her? Is she heeeere?

Ink a dink
A bottle of ink
The cork fell out
And Pink stinks

#212 - And your point is.....(Christ, another point)

See, you clam, I'm not talking myself to the clouds. PAPA asked me a question and I answered it. Look up one place where I actually described in any positive detail any part of my body aside from having long legs.

You know what, I'm not going to be dragged into this again. Oh and a basektball butt is not a positive desription.

Yuu're barking up the wrong bitch, "not from."

I catch the whiff of foolishness

It's funny how many people spend so much time being so upset at such stupid stuff. Pink is fat...no she's not...Pink is hot...No she's not. Instead of talking about Pink's chubby-ness or lack there-of, let's talk about anyone who want's to be referred to by just one name. Let's look down 'One Name History' for a second. Prince, Madonna, Cher, Fabio, Sinbad, Yanni, Coolio, Oprah, Chyna, Penn & Teller, Moby, Bono just to name a few. Now, if you can, pick out the people who are even 10% normal. Seriously creepy folks. Hubris at it's best folks. Should we let our kids emmulate them for their looks...I think not. Should we let our kids emulate them because of who they are? A resounding 'Hell No!' would would be in order here I think.

Anyhoo...aside from her being pretty cute, her 'Pink persona' is just too damn grumpy for my taste in people.

laydee loser: you are so sad that a few key strokes got you that upset.
I am 'not-one-of-you" not "not-from"
but your ignorance shows all over the place.
i am done. you made my point.

Yeah, Post, it's in the wind again. This is not about Pink, yet nobody get's it.

Ahhh the day of the long post is upon us. It never fails, if you want to start an argument talk about politics , religion or Pink.

Personally I think that ugly people have to realize that other things are more important than looks, like your abilty to write witty posts on celebrity bashing websites.

I have a big L on my forehead. Check it out....it's painted on with Pink GLitter.

Ahhh the day of the long post is upon us. It never fails, if you want to start an argument talk about politics , religion or Pink.

Personally I think that ugly people have to realize that other things are more important than looks, like your abilty to write witty posts on celebrity bashing websites. Happy Bday LDBug

Oh, Huge Organ, you are my hero.

Bwahhhh, I'm gonna go kill myself. "not from" I don't read every word of douche I see. Just not worth it.

Xactly, Hugh. I fell into the dumb pool today.

I feel so bad for this world. I really do.

Thanks Huge. Oh, wait I missspelled it, Hugo, oh, dammit. Hugie. Shit! Luv ya anyway.

I'm gonna go back and read some of the Kirsten Dunst disses. They always make me smile.

It' has been a regular chat room 'ho down today. Some of us been sittin' back eating Cheetos and smoking some cigs on the front porch while watchin the chickens scratch in the yard. It's been mighty interestin!

Whatchoo talkin 'bout Papa?

It was a cat fight between Lay The Bug and 36DD's. See, cuz I'm jealous of her big boobie's. I'm jealous of Pink, I am a non-feminist (thank god) and I'm fat and I like to be peed and pooed on.

Oh, and I'm ugly and have no uterus. I do however have sharp teeth that are all the better to eat y'all with. And a picanick basket.

wow, you and your poster-friends are all so tight, i am so hurt that you won't let me in your private club. virtual relationship-bonding is so gratifying. you are so cool n shit, spending all day on a message board commenting on people you don't know. now that is living, i am so ashamed that i actually contribute to society, instead of just shitting on it.

LaydeeBug - HAHA, you made my day, reading you taunting 36DDbitch. She just kept taking the bait, LOVED it! It was almost sad to see her go...

Happy birthday, go have a twinkie...;-)

#234, now I've seen it all. Now I know you're just messing around. I like you. You funny.

Don't feel left out there's a place in this site for you. There's always room for one more. All disser, posters, jag-offs, cunts and assholes are allowed to say stuff, as longs as it's insulting, slanderous and off-color. See, vewy simple. Welcome....you've got mail....

Tanks, Gossip. I'll have two. It's a twin-pack, see. (crinkles cellophane)

It's a shame that the skill of sarcastic wry wit doesn't come across very well in a forum such as this.
To all of you who are in the camp – I get it and I salute you.

Oh – and ManU, will you go out with me?

I have to be honest and say that PapaHotNuts and I have already arranged a date on Mel Gibson’s island (new bowling alley and all…)

Saucie-
I really think some people have actually gotten pissed off over a disagreement that started over whether Pink is fat or not. I post shit to have fun and I enjoy the insults I get. I really think some people got pissed off. Escpecially the SoCal girl with the roofer/waiter boyfriend. Lighten up people!! You're bringing me down!

Devil - you & PapaHutNuts should think about arranging some hotmonkeylove with SoCalSlut on Gibson Island. She's into Jenna Jameson so I am sure all three of you & a donkey & some freshly squeezed coke could have the time of your lives!

I meant HotNuts... that's not the first time I have made this mistake today.

LadeeBug...Is it hard to type, 'at work', with your legs in the air?

HA! That's great! ...in the air

"your barking up the wrong bitch" has to be the best saying I've heard in a while. Gotta get that on a shirt.

manunited and Laydeetwat, I mean Bug-

I've been informed that there are losers such as yourselves that do NOTHING all day but post to blogs simply to "get a rise" out of people since your lives are obviously very empty to just sit and rag on people all day. It being a free country, rock on! I'm just sorry I actually tried to have an intellectual discourse with you "ladies" when that's apparently not what "Flamers" do. So I officially bow out of this "Flame War" and will leave you to continue to post shitty comments about other posters (not the celebs we're supposed to be so diligently trashing).

All you other bandwagon "flamer" assholes who are posting comments referring to me as "36DD Bitch" "SoCalSlut" etc. : Wow! I'm not sure what's more pathetic, not having the balls to say something directly to someone and piggybacking off of stupid shithead comments, or the people actually twisting my shit around on me to try to "use against me" to "burn" me. And these are people in their 30s too...Jee-sus!

pink says that we should embrace indivdiuals of all different shapes and sizes. we should tolerate each other's life choices, instead of adhering to rigid hollywood standards.

the problem is, pink contradicts herself by mocking a certain type of individuals and condemning their lifestyle by calling them "stupid".

she makes a point, but she doesn't go about it the right way.