Feb 9 2006Pink calls out Britney Spears
Britney Spears is being criticized by rival pop star Pink. A friend of Pink's says “She’s always been disgusted by the Mickey Mousers’ values and just doesn’t understand [Britney’s] decision to rush off and have a child so quickly.” On her Web site she blasts the “mindless epidemic of unhealthy girls out there promoting consumerism and escapism.” And when recently asked about having a baby, Pink shot back, “[Bleep] no. I’m not gonna do a Britney and pop out some kids. I’m not a Happy Meal. My husband’s got the burger, but he’s not getting the fries and shake to go with it.”
Look, I'm not going to pretend I understand half of what she said there. I'm tempted to think that the reason she doesn't want to get pregnant has less to do with her being a Happy Meal and more to do with her being a man. I wonder if, when her husband was getting to third base for the first time, he had a little moment of doubt, if he was thinking something along the lines of "please no balls please no balls please no balls." Or if Pink was thinking the same thing.
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1. illflux - February 9, 2006 10:11 AM
Yeah seriously, what the fuck is up with that metaphor? First of all, what is the "burger?" And how are kids considered the "fries and shake?"
Anyway, Pink is hideous and I couldn't imagine doing the things with her that are required to have kids, but if she's slamming BS, I guess she's ok in my book.
And LOL @ "please no balls please no balls please no balls"
2. PapaHotNuts - February 9, 2006 10:17 AM
I think the Cowboys should draft her early in the first round as a left tackle to give Drew Bledsoe a little more pass protection in the pocket.
3. ESQ - February 9, 2006 10:43 AM
Pinks' metaphors do sound like she is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. However there is some truth about what she said. Balls or no balls.
4. Binky - February 9, 2006 10:43 AM
Well I suppose the real question is if she asked "Do you want fries with that ?" at point of purchase.
She shouldn't be witholding product - especially for sexual reasons.
In either case - I think McDonald's should fire her. Maybe she could try the Burger King counter or try for more singing work.
5. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 10:49 AM
Not for nothing, but, Pink looks like shit in this picture. Not a good look for her. Fries and shake...huh? Now I'm hungry. Pink, honey, leave the euphemisms for those of us who know how to use them. Mmmmm, fries.....
6. SuperSpence - February 9, 2006 11:06 AM
I can't figure out anything Pink said, but now I want a cheeseburger.
7. fblau - February 9, 2006 11:08 AM
That's high intellect from a "girl" that thinks babies are "pooped out"...
Just because someone told you that's where dick went doesn't mean that's where babies come out too.
8. LickyLicky - February 9, 2006 11:09 AM
Maybe she meant those BK Chicken Fries, which are sorta phallic, I guess (though no penis that ever looked like it was dipped in corn flakes and fried ever made it anywhere near me), and don't guys shake their wee-wees after they go wee-wee? Maybe she's finally, in a roundabout way, admitting what we've known all along: She's been pulling a Gumb and tucking that shit in!
As for the Mickey Mouser crap, well, I don't see her saying anything about Christina, and SHE was one also. I guess she just pulled that out of her ass... just to the left of the Chicken Fry.
9. MystressJade - February 9, 2006 11:11 AM
PapaHotNuts, I was thinking more like East German Mens Wresting, or Stongest Man competition. But the football analogy is equally as awesome.
10. Kelly - February 9, 2006 11:18 AM
That's sad. Don't get me wrong I hate Britney but to use her to get attention is wrong. When was the last thing Pink did that was so great? Get married, whoopy do. If this bitch had a baby she probably would trade it for ink or acid. She probably would drive w/ the baby as a hood orgament.
11. sophiecatrupertjerk - February 9, 2006 11:29 AM
Pink's a dude. There's no doubt about that. Maybe he/she could be the first man to ever get pregnant.
12. Sheva - February 9, 2006 11:35 AM
Hey Pink, no fair. You can't be picking on a girl dude.
Pick on someone with shoulders your own size.
And go eat some balls while you're at it.
13. richelle - February 9, 2006 11:53 AM
Not getting enough attention lately, Pink?
Nobody cares if you don't want to have a baby. I'm certainly not losing any sleep over it.
I also don't understand how having kids these days has suddenly become such a horrible, shameful, degrading thing.
"I’m not gonna do a Britney and pop out some kids."
'Do a Britney.' Congratulations, Britney, according to Pink you are apparently the first and only human being to ever give birth. From now on anyone who happens to reproduce is just trying to cop your style, sister.
Pshhhh. Having a kid is like, sooo not cool.
14. spammy - February 9, 2006 11:54 AM
she makes a good point about stupid girls' (Lindsay & co) influence on kids but i don't think taking away their dolls and giving girls a football instead will make any kind of improvement. It'll just turn little girls into little boys. Little boys who'll grow up to be married with other boys and won't make babies and burp a lot.
15. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 11:57 AM
And another thing....ever notice that Pink has that huge abdominal muscle swell just under her belly button that resembles Brad Pitt's stomach in Fight Club. That's just freaky dude!
16. PapaHotNuts - February 9, 2006 11:59 AM
I just read on another website the big-headed Burger King guy and Pink just got into a fist-fight over who has the strangest connection to fast food.
Pink obviously won because she is the scariest human being to ever breathe air.
17. Kitchy - February 9, 2006 12:04 PM
MOTHER OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL!
She looks JUST like she is headed out for a live performance of the Rocky Horror PIcture Show!! Add black curls and she IS Tim Curry!
18. playahater101 - February 9, 2006 12:18 PM
Not that I think Brit is beautiful, and she is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is WAY better looking than Pink. Pink looks like a troll that crawled out from under a bridge.
19. Jayne - February 9, 2006 12:20 PM
I'm disgusted over the fact how man-like Pink is.
Really.
Screw the fact that she used a fairly lame McDonalds metaphor to back up her badass persona.
The bitch is jealous that no one (not even the paparazzi) came to her wedding.
Plain and simple.
20. bone_daddio - February 9, 2006 12:21 PM
I believe Pink was misquoted on this...Pink actually said he likes to give his husband his burger...since we all know she's a man and has meat a swinging and ready to place between his husband's buns...now the fries and shake thing has to do with a reach around and how he's not into helping his husband with that. it's all manual for Pink's husband. I mean who want's those sasquatch hairy hands scratchin' ur penial itch. i mean come on...or in this case not cuming...hey, fries. I love fries.
21. christenwentboom - February 9, 2006 12:27 PM
britney and pink should be bonding. they both proposed to their husbands. at least pink can win the "my husband's hotter than yours." argument.
carey hart. mmmm.
22. becca11 - February 9, 2006 12:28 PM
haha, "pink says that he liked to give his husband"!!!!
23. HollyJ - February 9, 2006 12:38 PM
Pink's pretty popular in the U.K. leather underground, whatever WE think of her.
http://www.jfwright.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/MardiGras2002/LeatherQueen.jpg
24. amma - February 9, 2006 12:41 PM
...Way to go HollyJ--hysterical photo/comparison. Yeah, Britney is a wank but Pink? Does anyone even know/care about that manwoman these days? Did they ever?
25. Tracy - February 9, 2006 12:44 PM
Having babies young is pretty cool... especially when you're 40 and your mid-life crisis coincides with kicking the kids out and changing the locks. Works for me!
26. HeeHaw - February 9, 2006 12:48 PM
I'm gettin' me some McDonalds for lunch after reading that. umm.
In all seriousness, Pink is bi. So yeah, she's a little dude-like in that regard. She can um, appreciate the ladies in the same way a guy can. ;)
Hamburgers and girl-on-girl action aside, she does make some good points. She at least seems like there are some neurons firing in the noggin. Unlike Britney.
27. Allie D. - February 9, 2006 12:59 PM
I think what Pink really meant was that "He's already got my man meat (burger) between his butt cheeks (buns), so he doesn't need anything else.
Of course then I was thinking maybe she's jealous and in love with K-Fed, but then I realized that no one sane would fuck that dude, even with Pink's dick.
28. sapphireyez - February 9, 2006 1:16 PM
Here we go--- maybe Pink should go kick Britney's ass for not putting SPF in a car seat.
29. innit - February 9, 2006 1:18 PM
Why would someone with such a severe case of man jaw allow themselves to be photographed in such a way that it is as pronounced as possible?!?!?!?
As a side note, I've always despised Pink. She strikes me as extremely phony and bitter. And btw #8, she supposedly has a huge ongoing feud with Christina as well, claiming amongst other things that Christina was copying her style. As if there's enough testosterone in the world to do that!
30. HeeHaw - February 9, 2006 1:42 PM
#29....
but...Christina DID copy Pink's style. ;) Where others would tread softly and meekly whine about it behind closed doors, Pink gets all up in your face yo, and let's you know...that bitch stole her look!
You gotta like that she's so blunt and outspoken like that. She doesn't tolerate crap, and tells it like it is.
Go Pink!
31. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 1:44 PM
Allie D. You just killed me....I'm on the floor, dead!
32. Shaun - February 9, 2006 1:55 PM
Pink looks like she has ate many burgers with her greasy looking make up job.
Her husband should wear bag over his head for even admiting he married her.
Leave it to a washed up, pop wanna be to slam Britney. Both are useless and shouldn't even be allowed to make comments.
33. Kitchy - February 9, 2006 2:00 PM
"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite..."
Well, I'M not...she is..I mean HE is...
OHHH I have it all written down somewhere!
34. suzy - February 9, 2006 2:09 PM
"Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink
"LA told me
You'll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired of being compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me"
Well, I think she let it get to her? I remember Pink saying that this wasn't meant to insult Britney, but I guess it does now? Lol... It's so funny because Britney is such an easy target
35. fluku - February 9, 2006 2:22 PM
glad to hear pinks keepin it reeeal
fo sho fo sho
36. Allie D. - February 9, 2006 2:24 PM
Come back, LaydeeBug, Come baaaaaack!! :)
37. Dee - February 9, 2006 2:28 PM
Having kids because it's something new to do this week (Britney Spears) isn't a great idea, but Pink makes it seem like that's why everyone has kids.
38. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 2:36 PM
I'm Baaaaack! Good point suzy! D'ya think she has an "obsess much" thing for Britney Spears? I'm beginning to think the Pink is just a punk on junk who can't relate because she hates.....whoa....head rush!
39. ShanDourdan - February 9, 2006 2:38 PM
Bone_daddio I laughed so hard at your post I think I've given myself a hernia.
Oh and Pink's an ugly man and Britney's a disgrace to all things female so really they should just get married.
40. Christine Vincent - February 9, 2006 2:44 PM
Her husband was thinking "Please, no balls?". Hell no. Any guy who would marry Pink is clearly has homosexual tendencies. He was probably just devastated to find balls AND a vagina.
41. Allie D. - February 9, 2006 2:45 PM
LMAO Christine- no doubt she IS a herm. Best of both worlds though, eh? LOL
42. Robin27 - February 9, 2006 2:47 PM
Hey! I LOVE the message she brings in her new video. When she dresses up as all the "stupid girls" in hollywood, (jessica Simpson, Mary Kate/Ashley) she looks just as good as them but, she doesn't want to look like everybody else. Thats why she looks like that, she's her own person! I think she's hot, always have. That pic above just isn't a flattering pic of her, give me a break, u guys know that.
43. gailmariecat - February 9, 2006 2:49 PM
I will sleep better at night knowing Pink is not ready to reproduce. One Pink in the world is enough.
44. CheekyChops - February 9, 2006 3:18 PM
Pink isn't a dude?
45. CheekyChops - February 9, 2006 3:19 PM
::::shudder::::: Seriously, Pink is a chick? Liars.
46. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 3:25 PM
I'd like to take a moment (lowers head somberly...) and give a shout out to The Superficial, whoever or whatever you are, maybe you're a robot I don'n know, but, I tip my hat to you for the good you have given the world in the form of this glorious site where we can spew, lavish, vomit all of our distate and utter contempt for the talentles hacks that call themselves entertainers, let's have a round of applause for our gracious host, Super, where are you, stand up.....
47. Spindoc - February 9, 2006 3:40 PM
It's nice to see that Pink has finally come out of the closet as a gay man.
48. drowningfool - February 9, 2006 3:43 PM
"Tired of being compared
to damn Britney Spears..."
Who in their right mind would compare Britney Spears to that man-beast? Its apples and oranges. Man and Beast. Pre-homo erectus and modern day man.
It must have been Stevie Wonder who wrote the line for that song...after he accidentally felt a monkey's face and then felt Pink's face and was later told the monkey was Britney Spears. Hench the comparison.
49. innit - February 9, 2006 4:19 PM
#30...I can't argue as I wouldn't know... Personally I don't see too much of a similarity... I guess that just goes to show how different the same look can appear on a man and a woman :D
LMFAO @ #33
50. chatty_natty - February 9, 2006 4:28 PM
I think when she said her husband had the "burger" she was talking about his genital area. Which just goes to prove the point she is into Fur "burgers" MUPPET!
51. HughJorganthethird - February 9, 2006 4:33 PM
Holly j I would appreciate if in the future you would refrain from using pictures of my father to prove your point. The day he was crowned Leather Queen was a very proud one for our family and now you have soiled it like so many sperm-encrusted lederhosen.
52. jennyjenjen - February 9, 2006 5:26 PM
Hey post #7 she said "pop". I wonder how Pink scored Cary Hart? He is soo sexy and sweet. He must like to be dominated..
53. Edie - February 9, 2006 6:12 PM
Okay. Maybe because I dont want kids either, but Pink's metaphor makes compete and utter sense to me.
"I am not a "
In other words, I am not a vagina (burger) and a uterus with boobs attached (fries and shake). I have more relevance in a relationship than being a sexin' and baby-makin' machine. I am not a penis' plaything to use and then get bored with when the meal's over,
And although I've never had much feelings either way about the girl, as another non-Happy Mealer....
LONG LIVE PINK!! YOU GO!!
54. Edie - February 9, 2006 6:14 PM
Lemme clear that up.
Second paragraph: "I am not a (consumable item to be used up and tossed away when someone's done with me)."
Dumb html
55. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 6:14 PM
Pretty good, Edie. Nice translation.
56. Shaun - February 9, 2006 6:32 PM
Poster # 53 I will credit for his outlook on Pink's bad grammar skills. However listening to pink try and talk in a brilliant manner doesn't excuse you sticking up for her.
You should wear a bag over your head for that too. Pink sucks like Britney does. Both are useless and make terrible music. Except Britney sucked a little to much and now is pregant with number 2.
Also, sticking up for a washed up wanna be, who only opened her mouth in a sad attempt to look good; because she is pissed off Britney Spears never has to work another day in her life. Pink - makes chump change compared to Britney.
57. Tracy - February 9, 2006 7:12 PM
I can't wait til Pink lets one slip past the goalie and has to backpeddal, explaining how now she LOVES happy meals and how she's gonna be the best mom EVER!!
58. Jeremy1Esq - February 9, 2006 8:22 PM
Britney Spears could have a kid by kevin federline, michael jackson, and that ugly black dude from Lost in between doing porn scenes with Ron Jeremy and she would still be better looking and more desirable then Pink.
59. a concerned fan - February 9, 2006 9:12 PM
I'd rather eat my own ass than kiss Pink. That is all.
60. HollyJ - February 9, 2006 10:24 PM
51 ..Sorry! I got the picture off HughsRelativesInLeather.com. I figured Pappy wouldn't mind.
PS A bit of Oxiclean will clean those lederhosen right up. Well, Oxiclean and a chisel. And hydrochloric acid.
Good luck with that =)
61. Devin - February 9, 2006 11:27 PM
Why the hell does everyone think P!nk looks like a dude? God forbid someone doesn't look like an anorexic model. Some people LIKE her look. I personally think she's one of the most beautifl people I have ever seen.
62. VanillaSalTyBaLLs - February 10, 2006 7:40 AM
Devin - I'm not an eye doctor, but I play one on this site..... you are legally blind.
63. sqongo - February 10, 2006 12:13 PM
Pink is OK in my book,just married,looking healthy,stays out of paparazzi crap,doesnt show off and go to druggy parties,she's great,apart from her singing!!
64. LaydeeBug - February 10, 2006 12:53 PM
OK Devin, "cute" maybe, "kinda-sexy" (past tense) possibly. "beautiful?" nope, not happenin'. "Angry and envious" definitely.
65. DURound - February 10, 2006 1:15 PM
Doesnt "Pink" mean "gay"?
66. 5paniard - February 10, 2006 2:39 PM
is it just me, or is pink always punching things and screaming at people in her videos?. i guess shes mad that she had a low sperm count
67. fluku - February 11, 2006 1:05 AM
you know shes not that bad a looking dude.
68. tis GLAM - February 11, 2006 2:27 AM
i like Pink...manish or not - who cares? she gets much points in my book of people who dont give a crap about me (but will when i'm running the fashion life! mwuahaha!)
i love that part in the music video when she's in the bathroom and she shoves a toothbrush in her throat.
"I WANNA BE SKINNY!" hahahaha
69. Nikky Raney - February 11, 2006 1:18 PM
..."i'm not a happy meal"
obviously.. that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. why doesnt she list more things she isnt
"i'm not pretty" "i'm not straight" "i'm not talented" "i'm not a kangaroo!"
70. Pinkisthenewgod! - February 11, 2006 2:18 PM
I can't believe how amazing 'Stupid Girls" is!
I just watched it 3 times! I found it on her website
http://www.pinkspage.com but you can find a larger version on youtube.com, just serch under Pink.
Think about it, we all sit here, behind our computers anonymously making fun of celebs on an internet gossip site. However, she totally put herself out there with a song & video & really powerful statement about what vapid celebs do to impresionable children! It's all HER being herself & imitating everyone, what fucking balls.
And no, who the fuck cares if she's butch or not? She's probably not too upset about what ANYONE says about her, I think!
I no longer care that her music is a bit contrived, I am now a new fan & give Pink nothing but RESPECT!
Watch that video & see: boobies, bulimia (actual puking simulation w/a toothbrush, animal cruelty, plastic surgery, fake tanning, amazing, all of it...)
71. Takeitoutside - February 12, 2006 1:08 AM
Pink annoys me with this 'be-a-big-shapeless-mangirl-because-i-am' rant.
(I like the song/video though..go figure!)
She just annoy's the fuck out of me. Like the smelly lesbian in HS that changes in the bathroom instead of the lockers with the rest of the girls.And no matter how 'real' she tries to keep it, I think deep down she wants to be one of those "stupid girls". She's just projecting her own insecurities to get a little attention (Abnormal Psych mumbo jumbo..LOL).
72. slinkhard - February 12, 2006 4:14 AM
'be-a-big-shapeless-mangirl-because-i-am'
Yes, that's *exactly* what she's saying. *rolls eyes*
73. QOTD - March 3, 2006 11:12 PM
It's a good thing she does not want to have kids, because some people should not be allowed to pro-create. Can you imagine what the kid would look like? Ewwwwww, Scary!!
74. DJRags1 - November 25, 2006 8:06 AM
ha ha - dare she speak out against the queen of the trailors.. can we all agree that britney was on planet la la when she married that career stealin baby makin man whore? if i was britney right now i would be crying and looking at the career i had in flames and think. damn.. that sucks.. so what if pink points that out? bit of a 'der' moment there britters? .. giving them a football was not meant to 'make them better' but think was to make them realize there wasnt only one way to be, and its ok to be different. Then again, reading these posts..maybe pink had it wrong! Being different seems quite unacceptable to you very close minded people. Call her looks, call her attitude.. but theres no way you can deny her talent!
75. DJRags1 - November 25, 2006 8:09 AM
ps - looking at the picture of paris and britney in that hideous leopard print outfit on the main page.. ha ha ha.. woah, id rather suck pinks 'dick' any day than lay a finger on that mess.. she might have rabbies or something.. ew!
76. juego de poker - July 3, 2007 12:31 AM
good!!!!!!
kick her ass