Feb 13 2006Paris Hilton may play Mother Teresa

Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

I hear they're having a big debate about whether to cast R. Kelly or Robert Downey Jr. as the late Pope John Paul II.

"The Mother Teresa Story, starring Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa. With Ron Jeremy as God." Tell me you wouldn't postpone the popcorn trip to watch that trailer.

I guess this would lend credence to the reports I read that Mother Teresa liked to get nasty with both sexes and videotape it for all the world to see. Actually, that might have been a news report and it might have been a dream I had. A very hot dream.

Mmmmmm. Sacri-licious!

Let's see....Mother Teresa was born into a wealthy family, and she gave up her riches to serve the "poorest of the poor" in India.

Yeah. That's so Paris.

Kanye West as Jesus? Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa?
Playing spiritual figures will be the new IT fad in Hollywood.
Someone needs to cast Tom Cruise as the leader of a suicide cult.

Why doesn't Rajeevnath stop dancing around it and just go ahead and see if Satan is available for the role.

Um, I think this guy needs to do a little homework on Paris Hilton. Yeah, maybe she won't pose for playboy but that doesn't make her Mother Teresa, or even close. Maybe someone should send this guy a copy of Paris' sex tape. Or her many nip slips. Or any of the other occasions we've all seen the finer side of Paris Hilton, especially her pissing in a cab or her many drunken nights. Cause her life emulates the life of Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa must be rolling over in her grave right now.

"the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen"

I've done some "thorough analysis" on her history myself. It totally fucked up my keyboard.

Somebody tell Rajeevnath that he doesn't have to work that hard for this one.

what. what. what. what. this is a joke right?

And here comes the fire and brimstone...

popozao popozao!

For all of you who did not know, it's not sacrilegious or even sacri-licious (nice one) to talk about Mother Theresa.

She was a great, great woman – But like they do with many humans, Catholics have anointed her a God. She is not. Apart from the creatives behind “South Park” and “The Family Guy”, most people know that only Christ and God are off limits...so joke away about Mother Theresa. Might not win you points with the Big Guy, but Jesus Christ she ain't.

Paris Hilton...the Patron Saint of Skeeve.

This guy seriously needs to catch up on his popculture.

Wow! Because being a spoiled, stupid, rich bitch is so reminisant of Mother Teresa. That movie can go along with the Karla movie where we are supposed to believe she was a victim instead of the murdering spawn of satan.

She rejected Playboy because everyone on planet earth, even people in remote tribes in Africa, have already seen her swimsuit areas.

This IS Bollywood we're talking about here people. Their idea of subtlety and decorum makes Mission Impossible 2 look like Lost In Translation by comparison.

Any Bollywood film about Mother Theresa will not be remotely serious or worthwhile. It'll be cheesy, camp, over-the-top, full of random dance/song segments, and most likely incredibly tongue-in-cheek. Paris Hilton would be perfect for it.

Aw, crap. The end of the world is at hand..repent NOW!!! Those of you who don't will be sitting next to me in Hell.

... wow.

Ahahahahah... Bollywood is funny.

Ohhhhhhh, that was painful to read. This has to be a joke. I...I...I have nothing more to say. Good day to you all.

So this will be the opinion of kids in future generations about Mother Theresa........Damn! That nun is really stupid but she gives a hell of a Blow Job!

wow, i'm speechless....

So when does the biography on Mother Teresa come out showing pics where she is ass on the floor with nothing but a pearl necklace on? I mean, who knew Mother Teresa was biting the pillow in those dirt makeshaft houses? I sniff a scandal my friends. And I will be watching E for more to come on that Hollywood story.

need i say more?

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#23 "Ohhhhhhh, that was painful to read. This has to be a joke. I...I...I have nothing more to say. Good day to you all."

my thoughts exactly.

...... what is happening to the world? Is that rajeevnath man in need for therapy?

i cant decide if what i read is a joke or i want to cry.

Is this director related to that guy who made statues of the virgin mary out of poop and then painted Jesus in a urin soaked canvass? Cause I feel like that's what's happening here.

Nice.

Her screentest came off with a hitch
http://diabolous.com/html/eng/siostrzyczki.php

WITHOUT* a hitch (oops, typo hell)

My jaw just hit the floor...

I guess it's only a matter of time before her newest movie "One night in Calcuta" comes out.

But fear not! She will probaby treat us to a series of tantric nipple-flashing and itchy-crotch yoga in the meantime...

wow...paris' new habit. that's hott.

I thought Mother Teresa was supposed to tend to the lepers, not give leprosy to people. Even crotch leprosy. Am I wrong here?

Once again, HollyJ has stuped to a new low. And once again, I now have a massive erection because of it.

I just stopped by m'lady's site. There's more legal disclaimer than content. Foresooth:

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This director must be pretty far from the Genius Tree since he's blind deaf and dumb. He's read she won't pose nude for playboy (yet) but he;s never read about her being nude anywhere else? Like on the street? And having massive orgies? Well, maybe not orgies, but this better not be true, cause if it is...bang zoom

WTF that would be like casting Don Jerremy as Jesus, or Monica Lewinski as Mary. Last time I checked they weren't giving nobel prises for not posing in PB, because being naked would not be a first for Paris. Last time I checked mother Teresa wasn't a selfish (ho) waste of skin that used people for her own gain. She was the opposite. Bollywood Who?? Bet that bitch would complain about the curry smell.

the guy is deranged. DERANGED.

I'm picturing Hilton in a white habit talking about lepers - in her typically monotonous voice and unchanging facial expression, keeping her eyes half shut in a vain attempt to be seductive.

I heard that Dennis Rodman is slated to play the Pope and Tara Reid has signed on to play Princess Diana in supporting roles. I smell an Oscar. No wait, I farted.

I think he must've seen this picture:

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/106459.jpg

I don't think he's quite familliar with the use of google there...or the "naughty nun" fantasy...or how the universe works. To sum it all up, I don't know how much she payed him for this, but I'm smelling another publicity stunt and it smells like fishy vagina...and it's not mine. -_-

oh wow...lots of smells today...I'd consider the fact that you might have farted, but when we're talking Paris...I don't think it's your fault buddy

I had a witty comment prepared but then I clicked on HollyJ's link and now I'm simply speechless. Just wrong!!!!!!!

You mean Jackie Chan DIDN'T play Jesus? But.. I thought.. I saw.. ... The Tuxedo.. That WAS him as Jesus, right?

What's next? The patron saint of casual footwear?

Yeah, I heard it is a shoe-in for her she slept with him, therefore the reason why she is on his short list.

Obviously this asshole has no idea about Mother Theresa and Paris (Pee-pee Porn star) Hilton.

In response to #32 HollyJ:

Which one are you and what are you doing later? What to the play naughty nun meets the perverted rabbi?

SHALOM!

Paris Hilton is to Mother Theresa as the frog is to a prince. No one ACTUALLY gives a shit about the frog. Or maybe the end of this joke is that PH looks like the frog. I'm not sure.

It's not India's fault. Maybe they've never heard of her, until she refused to pose for Playboy. 'Hmmm,' they said. 'She must be an honest Catholic with a generous heart.'

It's like when you get a Happy Meal, expect a Hot Wheel racer and get one of those stupid pencil and paper games. Argh!

ESQ
What a great idea for a movie!
"Rebbee Schlong meets Sister Slick"

Don't they really mean she is going to star in a porn movie entitled "Muther Tranny Does Toledo?"

"Rolling in her grave," hell! Mother Theresa is turning cartwheels up and down the damn graveyard!

I think Rajeevnath confused Mother Theresa with Jezebel. Paris would be PERFECT for Jezebel.

OR - in his movie, he's claiming that Mother Theresa had a secret life of selling the kids she "helps" into sex slavery, & she really was a porn star herself.

Mother Tereasa was WAY hotter than Paris is.

HollyJ, for Christ's sake, a little warning about the link....I clicked it against my better judgement...My boss walked up and now he's grinning at me and has a huge woody ...

YYYYUUUUCCCCKKKK

I better get a raise...or fired.

Umm... Did Paris have sex with him and that's why he wants to cast her? Because I think I'm confused...

And did I not get offered the part because I did pose for Playboy? Is that all that you have to have not done to be Mother Teresa?

Oh, and you're all wrong... Jenny McCarthy is going to be Princess Di for her work in "Dirty Love". And the director talked with Tom Cruise who convinced him there is no Jesus.

Jade - A RAISE!! A RAISE!! =)

Look guys, there's a plausible explanation for this:

1. They're using real lepers as extras in the film
2. They need someone who doesn't mind working with the diseased

That's funny. Wait, wait, I got a joke too!

#32 Holly.....that's hot!

most of her porno consisted of her grooming herself while being taken from behind. Umm I hope this Indian guy has invested ALOT of time to film this...ah....movie?

Holy crap, the #59 post was NOT made by me. I'm on Pacific time. My puter was shut down, and I was asleep, by that time. WTF?!?!?! I don't even know what that post is ABOUT! WTF?!?!?! WHY does that post have MY name?! >=0

#60...it's not that sknakzilla doesn't mind WORKING with the diseased...she's just immune to them. all of them.

#60- i don't think it's so much that she'd mind WORKING with the diseased, as much as it is that she's IMMUNE to disease. nothing like the running pus of a herpes blister to cleanse the heathen...because that's how mother theresa rolled.

#60...it's not that sknakzilla doesn't mind WORKING with the diseased...she's just immune to them. all of them.

AmberDextrose- it's not that paris would mind so much working with the diseased, she's just immune to them. all of them. nothing like using the pus of a freshly scratched herpes blister to cleanse the heathen of their sins. after all, that's how mother theresa rolled.

damn computers!

This is complete BS! Just like when some other director was saying an Indian actress was going to be the next Bond girl.

brrreeeport

Paris Hilton- a slutty, vacuous bimbo

Mother Teresa- a fraud, a hypocrite, a fundamentalist zealot, an apologist for dictators, and a misguided lover of poverty.

I think its safe to say that Paris may not fit the part. But that probably a good thing.

The fine print is T. Rajeevnath did do his research -

1) He saw how she fell for that kid in A Simple Life
2) He thinks she will fall even more for a director with a huge... ummm... part (no pun intended, but laugh if you want) to offer her.
3) Paris Hilton + T. Rajeevnath = more money for other T. Rajeevnath films

-End of Story-

Mother Teresa was a bitch. She deserves to be played by a slut. Most people in India know what a fraud she was; they are not as gullible as people around here. Nice people don't take money from drug dealers and other scum like Mother Teresa did.

Mother Teresa was a bitch. She deserves to be played by a slut. Most people in India know what a fraud she was; they are not as gullible as people around here. Nice people don't take money from drug dealers and other scum like Mother Teresa did.