Looks like Pamela Anderson got my memo on the proper way to celebrate Chinese New Years. She and Jordan should consider teaming up and starting a new line of really classy clothing for older women. They could target that really niche demographic who want to show off as much boob as possible and maybe be mistaken for whorish prostitutes.
Some more after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. escapevelocity - February 3, 2006 2:01 PM
i was wrong. her boobs are bigger than nick lachey's new funbag.
2. ZaZ - February 3, 2006 2:01 PM
Where can I get a necklace that looks like a big sperm?
3. escapevelocity - February 3, 2006 2:02 PM
looks like the photographer was trigger-happy.
4. gossipmonger - February 3, 2006 2:03 PM
Posted by ZaZ on February 3, 2006 02:01 PM
Where can I get a necklace that looks like a big sperm?
She was wearing a necklace??
5. escapevelocity - February 3, 2006 2:04 PM
her boobs look weird in the last photo. reminds me of schwarzenneger's butt's yesteryears, all muscled up.
6. snang - February 3, 2006 2:06 PM
She's just gross now. She lost her appeal to me a long time ago. She's not aging well. I have a feeling she'll be 70, wrinkly with a giant rack, and trying to do her make up like a racoon to try and make herself look halfway decent.
It's like all she has to work with is her slutiness.
Gross.
7. Geno - February 3, 2006 2:09 PM
She's one classy lady.
8. WillJay - February 3, 2006 2:10 PM
Since she and Jordan have boobs that are about the same age, will they enroll them in the same pre-school?
9. Lavis - February 3, 2006 2:11 PM
How does she not tip over?
10. Aimtrue - February 3, 2006 2:11 PM
Ok, it took me a few minutes to get past the giant orbs o'fun to discover the necklace. It is not sperm. It is a vagina-an old petrified vagina. I'm not saying whose it is but those things are not Everready batteries that keep going and going and going. Lastly, if her chest fails as a personal floatation safety device, the lips can fill in.
11. thenewjesus - February 3, 2006 2:11 PM
What better way to kick of the Year of the Dog?
12. chilichz - February 3, 2006 2:12 PM
that's not a necklace, that's her twat gasping for oxygen since her boobs stole it all! I'm all for nice boobs, but good lawd..it looks like 2 planets about to collide in War of the Worlds!
13. hafaball - February 3, 2006 2:14 PM
She must keep thinking we forgot she has boobs. So I say we start a clothing line of shirts that says, "Pamela Anderson has Big Breasts." Then she'd dress like a regular person, and her kids could stop getting asked by strange men if they could have their mom's number.
14. escapevelocity - February 3, 2006 2:20 PM
#9: that necklace is an amulet to keep her from tipping over. let's not forget that she was also probably wearing 10-pound heels/clogs/stilettos (whatever you call 'em), so that almost balances out the weight of her chest.
15. escapevelocity - February 3, 2006 2:21 PM
first pic: whoa, that guy's milking her cow tits.
16. spamnews - February 3, 2006 2:24 PM
I like that her lip is so puffed up it is touching her nose. Nice calogen job.
17. PapaHotNuts - February 3, 2006 2:25 PM
Happy New Year China! Hepatitis for everyone!! WHEEEE!!! I want to fuck that big dragon over there. Where's Jackie Chan?? I want to fuck him too!! WHEEE!! Why are all the Chinese people squinting at me?? My tits must be blinding them!! I'm an idiot. Please don't kill the animals! We need them for scientific testing on how to cure Hepatitis. Happy New Year!!
18. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 2:27 PM
Gawd, just when I am getting to like and respect her again, pow, right in the kisser. Ok, three things: 1) Let your eyebrow grow back and look like a human 2) Stop wearing so much black eye makeup and baby pink lipstick and look like a human. 3) Start looking like a human again, please. she has so much potential. She is 38 at the most and she looks 50 fa christ's sake.
19. QuiteFrog - February 3, 2006 2:27 PM
Now Now ya'll gotta remember, once a Playboy Playmate always a Playboy Playmate...no one complained about her boobage then. LOL
20. Shaun - February 3, 2006 2:28 PM
It looks like the hand is trying to give er' a squeeze there in pic number 1.
Wow does Pamela Anderson look like a leather face now.
21. Binky - February 3, 2006 2:29 PM
Hummm...I thought she was just the voice of a cartoon character...
22. Geno - February 3, 2006 2:30 PM
More importantly: Mariah Carey, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson or that More Cowbell T-shirt chick? I'd pick Mariah. But that's just me....everyone else?
23. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 2:31 PM
hafaball you killed me with that comment. Oh does anyone notice that in the last two pic's she looks like someone from "The Bird Cage?" Tranny anyone?
24. sadiembeagle - February 3, 2006 2:32 PM
I thought she got those things reduced a few years ago?
25. Sheva - February 3, 2006 2:37 PM
I thought she had gone in for a smaller remodeling. Well can't a girl change her mind.
No doctor give me the bigger silicone ones. She was quite beautiful when she was young. Now she's looking haggard and that black makeup ain't helping matters. It makes it worse.
She's gone in for bigger SUVs and it isn't saving her career or her shelf life. Yuch.
26. Sheva - February 3, 2006 2:38 PM
Oops I missed the stupid botoxed upper lip. Yeah, that looks good. Puke.
27. Spindoc - February 3, 2006 2:43 PM
Is it just me, or is she starting to look like Farrah Fawcett? And I don't mean hot Charlies Angels Farrah, I mean Farrah today.
28. Lord_Jesus - February 3, 2006 2:47 PM
STD or not, I would throw on a jim and hit her all angles.. Viagra and Budlights for that a massive 4 hour long gorilla romp with her.
29. quibbles_quaint - February 3, 2006 3:04 PM
Am I the only person concerned that those crazy talons of hers are going to pop the boobage? Watch out, innocent bystanders!
30. LoneWolf - February 3, 2006 3:05 PM
Must be The Year Of The Watermelon.
I was just saying that she's one of those chicks who doesn't realize that her best days are behind are her.
She looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.
31. sammygirl - February 3, 2006 3:08 PM
Her boobs are dented in that last photo. Nice work plastic surgeon.
32. Mary45 - February 3, 2006 3:13 PM
VIVA GLAM.... I mean slam... sorry!
33. inspector11 - February 3, 2006 3:22 PM
You know, there is a time and place to discuss the merits and safety of breast augmentation, but this is not it. I'd rather discuss her surgery's affects on the quality of motorboat sounds one makes in between those two sweatermelons.
34. Whatup - February 3, 2006 3:25 PM
I wouldn't even screw her with Jordan's dick!
35. yikes542 - February 3, 2006 3:47 PM
She'd be so much hotter if her rack was bigger.
And just for the record, becaue I don't know how to post a comment on your "I Watch Stuff" thread -- The Superficial is waaay funnier than that site.
Now shave your balls, bitch.
36. ferret1 - February 3, 2006 3:56 PM
Judging by her expression in the last 2 photos, I'd say that dude with the face paint just cornholed her stupid (well, stupider).
37. The Devil - February 3, 2006 4:02 PM
Yes, Pamela Anderson! I love news reports like this. It's a nice break in the day.
38. lysistrata11 - February 3, 2006 4:11 PM
I Watch Stuff was pretty damn disappointing.
Get out the razor cause Fluffy's gonna be losin some fluff.
39. CheekyChops - February 3, 2006 4:13 PM
Too bad she wasn't on that cruise ship in Egypt. Her two floatation devices could have saved a lot of people.
40. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 4:34 PM
Oh Geno, that More Cowbell chick is just irritating. Get that ugly skag off the screen please. I'd rather see a baboon's ass.
41. bone_daddio - February 3, 2006 4:36 PM
actually that necklace is a specialized piercing Pamela uses to keep her labia from dragging on the floor.
42. Sebastian De La Ghetto - February 3, 2006 4:36 PM
Geno i too would knock mariah down over the other three broads. mariah has all sorts of squishy places for me to defile.
43. jenjen - February 3, 2006 4:37 PM
Is it just me or is Pam's face morphing into a likeness of Suzanne Somers in that last pic. Maybe it's just the fact that you can fit a Thighmaster in between those flotation devices.
44. rachel - February 3, 2006 4:42 PM
I wonder what she looks like without all that makeup on? No eyebrows and Mr Potato Head lips...scary!
45. ESQ - February 3, 2006 4:42 PM
Response to #33: I am right there with you...
She is smokin' to me. I think so much of her that I wrote her a letter telling her everything I would like to do to her and sent it to her house...coming soon Pam's new sex tape that I would proudly show.
46. BobMarleysDead - February 3, 2006 4:42 PM
The last photo actually shows her implants rippling. No plastic surgeon can stop this from happening. With saline implants, you can overfill the implant shell by about 10% of its capacity to prevent it but most women still get rippling. Her plastic surgeon did a great job even if they're bigger Tiffani Amber Thiessen's head.
47. Cosmopolitan - February 3, 2006 4:43 PM
It's just frightening that her boobs look exactly like an ass - same size and all.
48. Cosmopolitan - February 3, 2006 4:43 PM
It's just frightening that her boobs look exactly like an ass - same size and all.
49. ESQ - February 3, 2006 4:46 PM
I tuned in to "I Watch Stuff," start shaving Fluffy. That is unfunny, boring craptacular crap about crap I could care less about crap.
50. PostAcidYouth - February 3, 2006 5:00 PM
my god, that's disturbing
51. Precisely - February 3, 2006 5:01 PM
Her necklace also says, #1MOM
52. A2Bcom - February 3, 2006 5:01 PM
I think she's damn sexy. The rest of you guys haven't got a clue what you're talking about. ;)
53. playahater101 - February 3, 2006 5:11 PM
Holy jubblies, Batman!!!!!
That last pic looks like her implants are about to pop out and take someone's head off.
I'd still roll around with her.
54. The Devil - February 3, 2006 5:12 PM
I agree with #52.
55. The Lazy Asian - February 3, 2006 5:14 PM
looks like it's the Year of the Camel.
56. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 5:16 PM
I looked at the pic again and Gawd, it's frightening. I'm trying to think like a man, albeit a man with taste, brains, an IQ of more than 70, at least 30 years old and I can't think of any other word except "Ewwwww!" (Is that a word?) I'm glad I was born a woman. What keeps repeating in my head is "Why? She has such potential. Why would she choose to be a clown?"
57. KMac - February 3, 2006 5:17 PM
I actually DID like I watch stuff. Mostly for the Lisa Loeb stories. It should be I watch Lisa Loeb! That would be awesome.
And cosmo, POPOZAO!!!!
58. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 5:22 PM
She looks good. By the way "I Watch Stuff" is not even close to being as side-splitting as The Superficial. Is it the same guy? Superfish is definitely my fave.
59. vida - February 3, 2006 5:22 PM
Mi-gosh...lol!
If the only time you r exposing your breast is when a nipple shows itself, why not have them surgically removed so you can actually go topless in public?
60. kazanski13 - February 3, 2006 5:25 PM
I bet her puss is beat to hell just 2 Giant meat flaps blowing over a crater. It would be like fucking a purse, Although a purse doesnt have that horrified raccoon caught eating out of the garbage can look. And a purse cant carry around std's. I named my jerk rag after Pam. It was nice once but now its sticky and wrinkled and has way to many loads blown on it to be useful.
61. Kelly - February 3, 2006 5:38 PM
Wow, she looks prety hurting. Her eyes are droopy and her face like its been pulled a little too much. Kids don't do drugs or get hepatatus or you'll look like a craked out ho!!
62. HughJorganthethird - February 3, 2006 5:42 PM
If Pammy didn't exist, I would have to invent her. I'd say something else but I'm pretty sure she doesn't give a rats ass about what anyone thinks about her.Which is cool.
63. rachel - February 3, 2006 5:43 PM
I Watch Stuff is not funny at all...are you going to videotape you shaving your crotch and naming it Fluffy?
64. DaveBenner - February 3, 2006 6:27 PM
#1. The "More Cowbell" girl is fucking HOT. The bitch-look is delicious. Picture her the morning after, making you coffee wearing nothing but panties and your favourite t-shirt. Jesus.
#2. "I Watch Stuff" isn't really supposed to be funny. Don't you know that? What's next, talking shit about Stephen Hawking's vertical-leap?
#3. I'll agree with most of you on this one - Pam is a disgusting whore-bag. That rack would look nice mounted over my fireplace though . . .
65. rachel - February 3, 2006 6:42 PM
DaveBenner - lol, the Stephen Hawking thing was funny but being that on the home page it says "Read the first three posts (of I Watch Stuff) and if you don't snicker at least once I'll shave my crotch and name it Fluffy". Well, I didn't snicker...
66. Sheva - February 3, 2006 6:44 PM
Damn if #64 didn't save the thread. More tea and cowbell plz girlfriend.
Fuck anything beats a godzilla female made in some Hollywood laboratory.
Kid Rock you dun good and ezcaped!
67. Jewbacca - February 3, 2006 7:09 PM
NICE TITS!!! I screw this older lady in my trailer park, she has big titties, Im like a baby at feeding time on those puppys!
68. playahater101 - February 3, 2006 7:21 PM
#25, she did have them replaced with smaller implants, but went back to her original size.
69. HollyJ - February 3, 2006 7:25 PM
I'm with laydeebug (40), what's the big deal about that dowdy Cowbell chick? She'd completely disappear in a crowd ... of three... Plain jane.
Pam is what you get when you mix Hep with Heff.
70. hermanita - February 3, 2006 7:56 PM
The neckless is pretty, but this woman is crazy. Why is she adding weight to the front of her body? She's gonna have a big hump on her back when she gets old...then thinks would be a little bore balanced on the front and the back. -_-
71. nikki - February 3, 2006 11:45 PM
Pam has zero respect for her children. she's getting too old for this crap.
72. BadGoat - February 4, 2006 12:06 AM
I agree with Nikki #71 - Pam is not a very good example to her children, but I suppose that's what their nanny is there for.
73. jka - February 4, 2006 12:30 AM
#17 PapaHotNuts - Your post gets funnier every time I read it.
74. Moksha - February 4, 2006 2:04 AM
Old Pam, got that yellow hepatitis thing goin' on. You go Pam, have another drink. Alcohol specifically progresses your disease.
75. El Campo - February 4, 2006 3:36 AM
I'm scared.
76. Porcelyn - February 4, 2006 4:51 AM
I don't get the apeal of getting implants. Big boobs suck if your a woman. I'm a natural 38 FF and I hate my breats. They're big and uncomfortable, painful and God help you if you want to sleep on your stomach. I wish I had implants just so I could take them out. Way to go Pam, just make it harder for naturally large breasted women to be taken seriously.
77. Buiter - February 4, 2006 9:54 AM
The cowbell girl is butt, I am prettier on my ugliest day. ISn't the plastic look getting old? She needs to work on staying in the lines with her lipliner. Was so much prettier beofre surgery.
78. julema - February 4, 2006 9:54 AM
SHES RIDICULOUS!!!! And don't look at her too near!! See all her extra make up and ugly nose!!!
Cmon Pam youre 38!! Forget the racoon eyes, the fake lashes,extra make up, get smaller implants and try to look classy...i said TRY. What shes gonna look at 45! 50!!!! SCARY! Shes gonna be so scary!
Her boobs arre bigger than her butt!
The last pic is really not pretty!!
79. Snozberry - February 4, 2006 1:23 PM
christ, I'm a chick but I can't stop staring at those things.
80. bafongu - February 4, 2006 2:10 PM
Boobs? Naw, those are pappoose sacks. She's carrying around Webster and Danny Divito in those things...
81. squidtits - February 4, 2006 7:04 PM
Pam and those super sized industrial f*ck-buffers totally turn me on, but then so do crankshafts, brake cooling ducts and diesel fuel injectors. Excuse me while i go and lube my ballbearings...
82. Buffy Holt - February 4, 2006 7:27 PM
Wow. That back's bound to hurt.
83. squidtits - February 4, 2006 9:40 PM
Whatever happened to subtlety?
84. DURound - February 4, 2006 11:41 PM
I used to chat with her on-line, back when AOL had maybe a million users. She was hooked up with those bad boys in the band Nikki Sixx was on there with his wife. I think they were TBone66 and Bonebag. I dont recall Pam's screen name any more but she got hard to chat with when she gave the screen name out in a magazine. Anyway... for all the rough stuff and wierd life, she was pretty normal. Or it seemed. But then you see a picture like this and you wonder...
I can't help but ask myself if she has some sort of valve installed so she can inflate them to extra size when she's going out partying.
85. DURound - February 4, 2006 11:50 PM
No comments on the Iwatchstuff item. Hmmm..
I read more than 3. No laughs.
pwnd.
Check out the website
http://www.gillettem3power.com/us/home_f.asp
and use noxema cream to moisturize afterward.
86. DURound - February 4, 2006 11:52 PM
No comments on the Iwatchstuff item. Hmmm..
I read more than 3. No laughs.
pwnd.
Check out the website
http://www.gillettem3power.com/us/home_f.asp
and use noxema cream to moisturize afterward.
87. ---nigz--- - February 4, 2006 11:55 PM
Huh?! Chinese New Year Party.. I cant see one chinese person in any of those pics... WeIrD :S
88. Churby - February 5, 2006 4:22 AM
Someone must have told her it was the Year of the Ox, which she misheard as the 'Year of the Box', hence her decision to wear her vagina on a gold chain.
89. squidtits - February 5, 2006 8:53 AM
Yeah, she might well have the Dunlop pneumatically inflatable, bionic titplant, which if overfilled can cause the skin between the breasts to come away from the chest wall, resulting in the one giant breast with two nipples.
90. PostAcidYouth - February 5, 2006 2:21 PM
Porcelyn...wanna swap? My A cups are all yours
91. cibby - February 5, 2006 5:29 PM
Were her boobs always that big? I thought she had a breast reduction...
Ah, she was fit on Baywatch. What was that, like 10 years ago?
92. mary - February 5, 2006 6:50 PM
I honestly hadn't realised that her breasts are indeed as big as her head. o_O
93. Mike_The_Augustyniak - February 5, 2006 9:16 PM
Pam looks like a tired Canadian mom. But I'd still fuck her, if her boobs wouldn't attack or give-up on me out of the sheer weight of years of wear.
She's got this look that says "My 'Wall of Upper Lip' wants your complete an utter obedience, glue youself onto it and then by my side, where you will find years of excruciating pain through servitude as you supply me with fresh collagen, silicon, sexual favors and bringing me things." To this I would have to say: "No thanks, but I find the invitation only sligntly welcoming."
It's too bad, I'm sure she looked fine without the collagen lip horror. Her boobs are in better shape then Carmen Electra's, an my chocolate gut.
94. Mike_The_Augustyniak - February 5, 2006 9:56 PM
Oh, and one more thing, I love that Help me. Help me! HELP ME! last picture of her here. Like she just had to get out of there quick. All she has to do is get all that silicone crap out of her chest, have the extra skin chopped-off, the collagen could go away. She could probably pay it off if she nixed her dumbass wife-man whatever his name is. Car accident, it's LA after all.
95. fame is funny - February 6, 2006 12:10 AM
shes busted. whats with her lips...did someone punch her in the mouth recently? her breasts are disgusting. she looks like someones grandma was hooked up to an air hose and then was sprayed with a bronze sheen.
96. Porcelyn - February 6, 2006 4:12 AM
Totally PostAcidYouth, if it were possible they'd be all yours.
97. beautifulatrocities - February 6, 2006 5:17 AM
A friend was having breakfast (!) at a restaurant in Malibu & Pam swanned in, dressed pretty much like that. She pretended not to notice everyone gawking at her amazing trained cans.
98. AmberDextrose - February 6, 2006 5:49 AM
I don't believe for a minute that those are implants in there.
I reckon she couldn't get a babysitter and shoved her children in there.
I can definitely see an elbow prodding out of one and a knee out of the other in that last shot. You know like on pregnant stomachs.
She probably 'births' them out of that gold clam.
99. julema - February 6, 2006 8:15 AM
In baywatch, her implants were really smaller, big, but not like that!! and her lips were not like that too!
Poor Pam...
Like i said, what she's gonna do at 45, 50 to get all the attention!
100. squidtits - February 6, 2006 11:15 AM
It's almost *uncanny* how closely Pammy's lip-colour matches the skin tone of my glistening bell-end. Just thought i'd mention...
101. chelleann66 - February 6, 2006 12:41 PM
It is so frickin' sweet watching that skank age.
102. Mike_The_Augustyniak - February 6, 2006 5:20 PM
Gosh! And to think she's Canadian. They either thing that stripping is a job and an art form, or they're these really sweet passive-aggressive Christians.
Um. Yeah. She's obviously not going to age gracefully is she. Oh well, after a while I'll stop watching her mess herself up otu of shame.
Bye!
103. TXBlonde - February 6, 2006 10:56 PM
For someone who had her breast enlarged...then un-larged...then re-enlarged - I find it hysterical that I've read she's so proud that she's never had a nose job. Hey, Pam - go for it. It's time.
104. squidtits - February 7, 2006 1:00 AM
Yeah, go for it Pam! Get a tit implanted into the middle of your face, you silly bitch.
105. SoupaSarah - February 7, 2006 5:46 AM
Who notices her lips? lets be honest!
She needs to put them away, what is she like 50 years old? in the words of Samantha from Sex and the City, 'No one wants to fuck grandma's p*ssy'
106. Mr. Fritz - February 10, 2006 5:55 PM
Pamela Anderson used to be so pretty and fresh faced when she was on "Home Improvement". I have some of her Playboys from way back and her boobs were perfect. I think the old Pam was killed and an alien stole her body. Her eyebrows are so ugly, why do women do this to themselves?
107. A Nobody - February 15, 2006 10:49 AM
Wow, I'm amazed on how well she kept her nipples inside her clothes! They look they they are struggling to get out, somehow mommy Pam didn't let them.
Those are one of the fakest boobs in Hollywood. How can your breasts actually stick together? It's insane! They look so hard, like a rubber ball.
108. sosweetsafiya - February 20, 2006 11:41 AM
First she claims that she didn't enlarge her breast size, they have always been a C cup size, she just made them more round. Then she splits with that drummer guy and tells how she went back to a smaller size. hmmmmm
I was flipping through the channels the other night and I saw her, she is starting to age, Heather Locklear looks younger than Pammy.
Forget about fixing the boobies Pam, you need a face lift or something.
BTW, who is Jordan? Never heard of em'.
Like Micheal Jackson, she is going to far. Soon she will have no boobs as he has not nose!
Off of the topic, I was wondering why she is making a big to do over chickens that are killed to be eaten, instead of kicking up over people using roasters for fighting.
PAM in NM and LA, cock fighting is legal. If you REALLY are an animal activist, you would be trying to stop this cruel act instead of trying to take food out of peeps mouths!!!
I figure she is just doing that for publisity anyway. To get people to watch her new show.
109. ajjaa - May 27, 2007 1:29 AM
chupalo maraca estay mas rica si te veo algun dia te los voy a partir la vagina en 2
110. juego de poker - June 29, 2007 1:12 PM
her boobs are bigger than my head!!!!
what da fcuk?!
I am sure she could kill you with a "boob shot"...