Feb 2 2006Nick Lachey Creates Pedophile-Free Internet
Cyber-pioneer Nick Lachey has co-founded a website in response to a woman approaching him at a restaurant and telling him that his name was frequently used by predators to lure kids online. His new site, YFly, is meant to be a safe place for teens to chat and network, and where Nick can pick up a new girlfriend.
I'm still not entirely sure why a predator would use Nick Lachey's name to lure children, unless they're looking for kids interested in finding a painful, public divorce. Whatever works, I guess.
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Reader Comments
1. AmberDextrose - February 2, 2006 6:41 AM
Well dang me, doesn't this open the field!
The race is now on for us all to approach celebrities in restaurants:
Paris: "I hear your name is being used by Pampers to sell trainer pants?"
What a shame my nearest celebrity is that alcoholic who regularly sings his way up the street whilst shouting obscenities at passing nuns. But I'm game!
2. Sara=hater - February 2, 2006 7:52 AM
Maybe the pedophiles are hoping that the little girls heard about Nick making out with that slut at the football game and think that they, too, have a chance. Hey, between Nick and his conscience, what's the difference between 12 and 17? I mean, REALLY?
3. thenewjesus - February 2, 2006 8:17 AM
Just wanted to say this site is funny as shit (can I say shit?). After randomly coming across it while Googling "Paris Hilton is not a whore" because it was late and I was bored, I stumbled here and proceeded to go through the archives for the next two hours. It is now 7:18 AM and the sun is coming up, and yet I took the time to register on TypeKey just so I could post a comment on how awesome this site is. If it is ever discontinued I will sever my genitals in agony. Thank you and goodnight.
4. spamnews - February 2, 2006 8:37 AM
Wow. Good job! The http://www.yfly.com/ site is so 1990s! 'coming soon'. All they need are some sawhorses holding up an 'under construction' sign/logo and they're set!
5. BustaJuss - February 2, 2006 8:52 AM
This site is f-in HILARIOUS!!! I read it every day, but just signed up , cuz I mean who doesn't wanna get in on the fun of celeb bashing? Especially the dumb ones! :-P
6. PapaHotNuts - February 2, 2006 9:55 AM
Nick's Website- Pedophile-Free
Nick's TV Show- Talent-Free
Nick's CD- Sales-Free
Nick's Girlfriend- Beauty-Free
Nick's Bank Account- Money-Free
Nick's New House- Square Foot-Free
Nick's USC Football Team- Championship-Free
Nick's Future- Success and Happiness-Free
7. LaydeeBug - February 2, 2006 10:51 AM
OK, either kids are getting more and more stupid or....well nothing. They are just stupid. I mean for god's sake I aready knew by the time I was five not to fall for any BS from sexual predators. By the way, isn't Nick dating Mr. Kentucky now?
8. LaydeeBug - February 2, 2006 10:54 AM
To thenewjesus, be careful, this becomes an addiction. I've been a member for two weeks and I still haven't slept or eaten and I'm going into rehab in five minutes. Wait, one more story, pleaeeease.......(grabbing for mouse frantically)
9. Spindoc - February 2, 2006 11:23 AM
didn't Pete Townsand use a similar excuse "Just trying to make kids safe" when he was busted for downloading a whole bunch of kiddie porn?
10. ESQ - February 2, 2006 11:37 AM
I guess Nick has to be noticed somewhere for something other than being Jessica Simpson drainer of a husband...
What is scary is that kids fall prey to this.
11. Dean - February 2, 2006 1:21 PM
I think Pete Townsend got busted because he was doing research for a book about his own child abuse issues.
Do you think Nick Lachey could be the next Michael Jackson? You know, make a place that's supposedly safe for kids but then use that place for all the wrong reasons?
12. spamnews - February 2, 2006 1:53 PM
In all seriousness, any effort to fight paedos is a good one in my book. If scumbags are using Nick's name as kiddiebait, then all the power to him to try to help stop that.
And no, Dean, Townsend was busted for having kiddie pr0n on his computer which several days later he began to claim was for 'research'.
13. PKClover - February 2, 2006 2:02 PM
Is it me? Or does this man belong under a donkey?
14. hafaball - February 2, 2006 5:37 PM
You retards, pedophillas the new anorexia!!
15. lish520 - February 2, 2006 5:43 PM
execelent comment #6
That was sooo funny!
Dont forget he will also be job-free too!
16. HughJorganthethird - February 2, 2006 5:53 PM
The diddlers of the world don't stand a chance with ol' Nick on the case.
To the barricades people!
17. Buffy Holt - February 2, 2006 6:46 PM
Huh??
18. derekd - February 2, 2006 7:17 PM
This guy divorced whatshername right? THEN WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM? I'D RATHER HEAR WHAT MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL JANITOR IS UP TO!!
19. PapaHotNuts - February 2, 2006 7:22 PM
Hey #18!
Your old high school janitor is married to Brittany Spears.
20. Shaun - February 3, 2006 2:49 AM
Cyber-pioneer Nick Lachey. Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh man my stomach hurts so bad from laughing. I have been in tears laughing so hard for the last several hours after that opener. I had to come back and post.
Hahahaha even these people are laughing at that comment. http://images.google.ca/images?q=laugh&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=20&sa=N
Cyber Pioneer. Hahahahahahahahaha.
21. Shaun - February 3, 2006 2:52 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha where's his hat and the other seven dwarfs?
Pioneer my ass. He is a dolt when it comes to the online world. Hahahahahahahahaha
22. fame is funny - February 3, 2006 1:12 PM
i wish a peodphile would create a nick lachey free internet...maybe my dreams are just too utopian.
23. extra income - June 30, 2007 11:43 AM
i hate him.
just hate, pure hate