Feb 10 2006Neve Campbell and John Light are engaged
People reports that Neve Campbell is engaged to British actor John Light, although a wedding date has yet to be set. To propose, Light apparently got down on one knee and recited Shakespeare to Campbell, which must have been terribly awkward for her. I'm all for cheese, but that's about as cheesy as cheesily possible. He could have grabbed an actual block of cheese and started grating it on her head and it still would have been slightly less cheesy.
Reader Comments
1. HollyJ - February 10, 2006 1:19 PM
First Duff's teeth, now Neve Campbell.. What is this? Day of the Horse Faces?
2. GothamGuy - February 10, 2006 1:19 PM
Guess it's going to be..."TEA Party of Five" now, eh...ehhh? Someone shoot me.
What I really mean to say is, who cares about her.
3. Onrico - February 10, 2006 1:24 PM
Are either of these people considered famous?
4. bjpack - February 10, 2006 1:26 PM
I heard that KFed proposed to Britney the same way. Oh wait, it was Seuss, not Shakespeare.
5. Populist - February 10, 2006 1:29 PM
Hope this isn't an official publicity photo. Those two look pretty grim to be announcing an engagement.
6. rachel - February 10, 2006 1:46 PM
Who are these people??
7. richelle - February 10, 2006 2:09 PM
neve cries alot on camera.
and i don't know who the dude is.
8. LaydeeBug - February 10, 2006 2:21 PM
Well, I hope it was at least a piece of Shakespeare she knows. Like, "What light through Wanda's window streaks, it is the yeast and Julie's wet in the sun."
9. Jonboy in SF - February 10, 2006 2:26 PM
Well she is a big block of cheese herself so they should fit together like two mice in a, er, mousehole?
10. PKClover - February 10, 2006 2:49 PM
This is kind of a scary picture of both of them. He looks like he's some psycho killer and she is being held captive. I do think she is one of the most naturally beautiful actresses today. I thought this of Katie before Tom though. And Winona Ryder. When an actress doesn't appear on the cover of US Weekly, just means they might actually have talent. God knows I was sick of posting about Paris and Britney.
11. LaydeeBug - February 10, 2006 3:01 PM
Good point PK. Can sombody say "Scream". I still like her eye and brow area.
12. maiira - February 10, 2006 3:04 PM
Damn, Superficial, now I want cheese.
Mmmm...cheese.
13. drowningfool - February 10, 2006 3:06 PM
How OLD is she? She still looks exactly the same as when I used to masturb...I mean...watch...party of five way back in the day when I was only 13. 30? 40?
14. Jonboy in SF - February 10, 2006 3:18 PM
What's funny is that his forehead is actually 3 feet higher than the picture shows. Yep, she's marrying Beldar Conehead.
15. hermanita - February 10, 2006 3:21 PM
Is it just me or are they not famous, not attractive and not interesting? Seriously...I have no idea who those people are.
16. Spindoc - February 10, 2006 3:25 PM
Who? lol
17. mrs.t - February 10, 2006 3:29 PM
Oh my freaking gawd. I was just last night wondering aloud where the fuck Neve Campbell had disappeared to. And here's my answer.
Thank you, Superficial, for taking care of all my needs, by using your awesome psychic powers of detecting people's needs for information regarding washed-up television stars and their unfamous boyfriends.
Reading what I just wrote, it sounds like I'm kidding. And I am, in fact, serious as a hair plug.
18. siren823 - February 10, 2006 4:35 PM
Would it kill Neve to smile? She is a beautiful girl but she always looks so dour.
19. BurnZ - February 10, 2006 4:42 PM
I didn't know neve campbell was still alive. Damn, I am disappointed
20. tis GLAM - February 10, 2006 5:08 PM
i love neve campbell. she needs to get some more publicity.
hey Neve, snort some coke- chug down some lax- crash your a car a few times! c'mon be a "celebrity"!!
21. deluxxe - February 10, 2006 5:27 PM
i'm sick and tired of people saying they are engaged but don't have a date set. Sorry folks, but until you set a date for the marriage it's not an engagement.
22. HughJorganthethird - February 10, 2006 5:28 PM
Neve grew up about 15 minutes away from me. I'm pretty sure we had sex once at a rave but she never called afterwards. Probably because I insisted on only giving her anal, you know so she didn't get all pregnant and shit.
Nice to see she's doing well.
23. LH - February 10, 2006 5:38 PM
She was dating John Cusack for a Loonnnggggg time. Not sure who ended it.
24. Olichka - February 10, 2006 5:42 PM
GLAM #20 - Fucking funny post
So if they actually go through with the marriage, she'll be Neve Light. Kinda sounds like a new wussie drink. "I'd love a Neve Light to go with my Zima, thanks."
25. mrs.t - February 10, 2006 5:43 PM
HughJordanthethird: Thank you. Finally, someone giving us the straight dope.
26. LoneWolf - February 10, 2006 7:45 PM
I think Neve's last "project" was a movie called When Will I Be Loved, which she produced (meaning that no one's hiring her squinty-eyed talent these days) and is otherwise unremarkable except for the fact that she appears 3/4 nude in the beginning and end of it. Otherwise, I think she's pretty much out of show business.
I saw her in Whole Foods one time with an older woman who I assumed was her mother. Don't know why, I just got that impression.
27. IH8Neve - February 10, 2006 10:17 PM
Is it just me, or is this girl a horrible actress? It's like a board with lips and a monotonal voice. She displays no emotion, even when she is crying. AUGH! She drives me nuts!
28. The Lazy Asian - February 10, 2006 10:37 PM
who are these people again?
By the way, I'd like to announce that my 2nd cousin is getting married.
29. fluku - February 11, 2006 12:50 AM
whos the dude on the left?
30. Sheva - February 11, 2006 10:38 AM
Poor girl could have had a career if she didn' spend so much time with the all so serious and condescending John Cusack.
Now she's condemned to a life of being perfectly dour.
Can't a lesbian scene resurect her career?
31. Charlie - February 11, 2006 1:12 PM
Who is John Light and why does Neve always look suicidal????
32. ESQ - February 11, 2006 8:29 PM
Anything to get laid I suppose...
33. reesestet - February 11, 2006 11:09 PM
How dare any of you say that Neve is not famous! Do you not watch "Punk'd"? lmao
(Did I just admit that?) Crap!
Neve, fork me over the Party of Five dresses and, of course, Griffin! grrrrrrrrr!
(covered in shredded pepper-jack, of course)
34. Mackie MacSpeed - February 12, 2006 12:51 AM
Love the "who's the dude on the left?" comment. Hysterical.
35. Mackie MacSpeed - February 12, 2006 12:55 AM
This douchebag actually recited Shakespeare while asking her to marry him? Please die. The world is already full of too many douchebags, thank you very much.
36. hemroidhussy - February 14, 2006 6:58 PM
Holy shit, Brangelina should adopt this starving orphan and FEED her!
37. extra income - July 2, 2007 3:50 AM
she is so pretty,
i love that girl.
38. amir - July 3, 2007 3:48 PM
love