Feb 3 2006Mariah Carey in Barbados

If she's not careful someone is going to harpoon her by mistake. Probably by mistake.

That was soo not cool to do to me right after breakfast. For shame, Superficial.

At least post a NSFE link and give people the CHOICE of whether they want to gouge their eyes out or not.

:::SHUDDER:::

*NSFE = Not Safe For Eyesight

Mmm, pirates, cheeseburgers, and Mariah Carey . . . it's every red-blooded man's wet dream.

I do have to say, even in her present shape, Mariah is 100 times more attractive than Nicole Richie.

Dude I was eating...Oatmeal actually, which happens to look like her belly. Ewwww. Lawdy, lawdy, that girl has NEVER done one sit-up in her life. She obviously did not get the good African American genes. What a pudding!

Geno, EVERYBODY is more attractive than Nicole Richie. Hel-LO?

With all her money, I can't believe she can't hire someone to punch her in the head every time she takes a bite of pizza. Mariah is losin all her assets, fast. Too bad, she used to be kinda cool.

Twenty bucks somebody says "I'd hit it" before comment #25.

I'd hit it.

Is she training for Surreal Life?

I'm all for being who you are and being happy about it, but there comes a time and a size when you need to realize it's time to stop wearing a bikini. If not for yourself, for the rest of the world.

Do it for the children. There's no sense in traumatizing children.

Good for her, she knows she's chunky and she still works it. Personally I don't like Mariah but I can respect that she's not giving in to a guise that she needs to be thin to be sucessful. But then she can choke on a ham sandwich for all I care!!!

Monkey, yr right, 'cause I would. She's still got bedoinkadoink going on, and I'd hit it, from behind.

Maybe she's auditioning for Celebrity Fit Club 4.

I'm still can't figure out why she IS sucessful. She can't sing anymore, and she's not much to look at, so what gives??

She looks better than on the German TV show the other day - I think she's working out.
That first pic I recognize from the "Jivin' With a Javelin" DVD

...Uh...where are those painted on abs when you need them?

# 10 & #15 GREAT comments...

Not an attractive sight at all..Nothing worse than seeing sausage pouring out of its casing. Just plain disgusting.

She's added some weight, no doubt, but nothing a little working out can't fix.

Come on people she is a human, I mean if any of you out there wore something that skimpy I bet 85% of us don't look that good! I mean she is not perfect, but who is people?? With standards like these we get celebs like Nicole Ritchie who seem to think you can't be too thin! Maybe working out isn't her thing...Is it yours??

She's big but defo not outta shape,i'd hit it big time,rubenesque,i'm dribbling,hmmmmmmmmmm!!

She's got a flat-ish weird-shaped ass. It's supposed to be round, full and heart-shaped, not oblong and flat like a serving platter. Poor Mariah. ::::shiver::::

Her body proportions are so...well, 'unbalanced' would be a nice way of putting it.

Two words: SADDLE BAGS

Once again, Superficial, you made my day. I never liked her, even when she was pretty...wait, sorry, she was never pretty. I meant thin. I hated her even when she was thin. My cat sings just like her when I try to give her a bath - so either my cat is a vocal genious or she sounds like a cat about to get dipped in a tub full of water.

Someone should just kick the shit out of her and then send her boxes of dead butterflies with all their wings pulled off.

she looks okay from the back, IMHO. but then again id just woken up, without my contacts on.

I'm with you Darby #21... what I see is a human being within normal (non-anorexic) weight range for a human female, who lookslike she is relaxed enough to really smile and enjoy herself which is lots more attractive than DD implants.

She's heavier than my girlfriend, but I also wish my girlfriend wasn't always worrying about what she ate. I'd be glad to see her trade in her 23-inch waist (well, to a few inches larger) for a little more relaxed, happy chow time.

I think the Superficial oughtta start requiring that people who trash somone for being in the weight range that Mariah Carey is still within there post a photo of themselves. LOL!
Maybe the nasty double-standard we have for celebrities is our way of getting them back for making such obscenely large sums of money.

Dear Darby,

With comments like that I am positive that you are morbidly obese. Those are the kinds of comments only fat people can make.

I hope she wears that to the grammy awards next week!!! LOL

I look just like that in a bikini. That's why I'm not in Barbados, but at home, running on the treadmill.

Dear Darby,

Go away and ruin someone else's fun, you and your tiresome rational sensibility are not welcome here.

she's not half black, she's half hispanic...

she's just getting older.. she needs to dress her age!!

a one piece would help

The weight range Mariah Carey's in? Have you really taken a good look at her. She is on her way to the Superfat Lands! Besides the fact that she really doesn't DO anything except eat. I'm sorry. She doesn't do anything but have people feed her.

Just to clarify, her fatness is just a reflection of her personality - Lazy. Self-indulgent. Egomaniacal. Self-Centered. These are really the reasons why I hate her - her being fat is simply the result of these personality flaws.

That, and she's a dumb talentless slut that still gushes about butterflies and puppies and effing rainbows. How old is she?

benjamin01 and Darby - There are plenty of heavier women that are sexy and beautiful (hello! Queen Latifah), but they aren't assholes like Mariah Carey - and you'll never see them with their bellies hanging out or them getting spoon fed by their assistants or them falling out of their dresses becuase they refuse to accept the fact that they are just bigger.

Did I mention that she sounds like a yelping cat?

#32...
Hispanic is not a 'race' you can be black and hispanic at the same time....
so..she is half black...her dad is Brazilian...and there are many many black Brazilians...black Dominicans (ie Sammy Sosa...etc) black Puerto Ricans...etc etc..

Please travel...

hahahahahaha

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think her dad is Puerto Rican. Not light skinned Puerto Rican like JLo, but dark skinned.

Anyway, the crime here is that she wore a string bikini. Girl, try some boy cut shorts. Or a sarong. Sarongs are good.

Please forgive my naivete, but did she get a boob job. The gap between them is about a mile wide.

Her assests still look pretty good. I also agree with Gino Poster # 4. Four solid weeks on the cardio machine and Mariah would be smoking hot again.

i feel bad for mariah because she has no ass.(whoever said she's got a gedoinkedoink, you need some point of reference, i.e. beyonce) i mean thanks to saline, she has huge boobs, but she's just badly proportioned, in my opinion. she's top-heavy. her abs are nice, i mean not everyone is washboard. but we all have to remind ourselves that even though she thinks we want to see 99% of her skin at all times, she is the best singer EVER. and to #16, olichial or whatever the F your name is, have you been hibernating for all of 2005?? mariah has outsold all other artists. why?? because she's the bombscare diggity!!!! stop hating on "The Voice"!!

Like I said in #11, there's comes a time when you should stop wearing a bikini. Especially a string bikini. I'm not saying she should go hide and never hit the beach, but at least wear a little more of a bathing suit.

Yet again, I must agree with CoJo

There are plenty of heavier women that are sexy and beautiful (hello! Queen Latifah), but they aren't assholes like Mariah Carey - and you'll never see them with their bellies hanging out or them getting spoon fed by their assistants or them falling out of their dresses becuase they refuse to accept the fact that they are just bigger.

At least she can always have a lucrative second career as ballast when the fame is gone.

Land? Ho!

She has SOOOOO much money but she wears an ugly-assed bikini you could find at Mandee. AND it don't fit. What in God's name is wrong with her? Can someone please tell me?

Don't have to be thin to be a singer...but from mariah...She's not THAT big, but she acts like a 120 pounds girl. She thinks she still 25! She's just a BIG CRAZY LAZY DIVA!!!Not surprise to see pictures of Mariah spending her time on the beach, on a boat, on the beach again...

Shut up Darby, and yes it is my thing. EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. It is not just for aesthetic purposes. All that time on her hands and she won't even ride a bike, or row a boat, or even swim some laps. DO something. It seems like all she does is sing and nothing more. GOSH!

ok, scroll back up to the second picture...now listen really hard and off in the distance you should be able to hear a bikini bottom screaming...

She's no spinner...but she actually looks worse wearing those skanktight dresses, than this bikini.

#40 HughJordanthethird...a million laughs for that one.

WORD Tracy, WORD!!!! Cadavra, YES! CoJo you said it and Queen Latifah is SOOOO gorgeous!!! Shaun, precisely. But that won't happen will it? That would mean she does something for herself, by herself. Oh and people who say "hating on" well, they need to be shot or returned to school. That is just plain stupid. And to top it off is the lovely julema and her eloquence.

Mariah Scary needs to try the Nicole Richie diet.

*barf*

ugly people need to cover up. Its an unwritten rule!!

I started to dislike this one when I caught her MTV Cribs episode. I never saw anyone so shallow or self absorbed than she is. How come every one of us wears outfits but she wears "ensembles." She keeps stuffing her face the way she is she'll be calling those ensembles "tents".

i forget...is she on the starboard side...or the portly...

#38 Crazydingbat or whatever the F YOUR name is, go stick your head in the oven. The sound of your hair melting would be more pleasant than Mariah's singing.

I don't give a crap who she's outsold. William Hung sold some CDs as well... as you can clearly see, it doesn't mean a thing. It only means that the majority of the people have no taste and are most likely deaf.

"Dress her age"...??? What's that supposed to mean? There are plenty of women older than Miriah wearing bikinis and looking really good. It should be "dress her SIZE"!

Well if we were judging her I would've said something different. I am not a fan of hers and I think prancing around like she is a sex goddess instead of taking the high 'classy' road I would've said someting different. I just think the weight thing is silly. I mean she dresses like a cheap street walker all the time so her self esteem must be in the toilet. And no I am not morbidly obese! lol

I had no idea that the Chili Cheese Dog diet actually did work.

good form Mariah. But I still don't trust anyone who Crayola's her own abs.

I think she's probably a size 8-10 judging by the pics. That's not that big. She needs to lose about 15 pounds to be at her best, though. Someone said it before: 1-2 months working out and she's fine.

Personally, I like to be able to squeeze a girl. Granted, Miss Carey may be treading in waters a bit squishier than in the past, but I'd much rather have a soft butt to pound on, as opposed to a coccyx and some skin.

Yeah yeah, I know I'm late on this, but to jackuup: (#34) while you are correct about latinos not being a race, Mariah's father isn't (wasn't, whatever) a black Puerto Rican. He's a black Venezuelan. She'd always pretend she was half African-American, though, and that always pissed me off. Bleh. K, 'tis all.

Mariah isn't fat, people. She just has the body of a thin linebacker.

For those of you arguing whether she is half black, half white, half whatever- I found out exactly what she is. She is a quarter-orca, a quarter-elephant, a quarter-bowl of macaroni and cheese, and a quarter-malt liquor. Combine these, and she 100% pure slob.

#10 That was hilarious!

I would still bend her over the side of the boat and smash her goods for a few hours.. immediately after my nut I would throw her overboard and guide the boat to the head.

I knew her ass was always out of shape, real players know their prey.

I do see the slight resemblence to Shamu.

hitting that would be like tossing a sausage into the hallway...even Tommy Lee could move in and not worry about feeling cramped. course, you would still feel a bit dirty and end up having to get a round of innoculations afterward...but imagine being able to tell your friends u rolled into Mariah.....hey..new idea...just imagine Mariah, Kate Cruise and Ms. Spears naked and all oiled up in your bed.......oh no...i've gone blind...help please....

I'd still slap one to her!

the only thing she would do with nicole richie is pick her teeth.

#52 - I'm all for the "older" woman being sexy and all, but there is a point in life when you have to admit that you're not 20 anymore. I've seen women in their 40's wear bikinis, and granted they had nice bodies, they should have still left them for their teenage daughters. There are plenty of magazines that do articles about dressing an appropriate way for your age; maybe you should read one. The only people who think these women should wear what they do are other middle aged women. Would you want to see you Grandma looking sexy? I think not. She really shouldn't be wearing a bikini, no matter what her age.

Carey is 36...that's not so old.

Of course, 36 is not old in HUMAN years, what's her age in DOG years?

That is a bad boob job - and bad lipo contouring on the hiney!

she doesnt look bad at all, ses got some meat on her bones and looks good. you guys are retards.

I don't think she looks that bad either...
Ok, so she isn't the perfect size 6 but she isn't by any means grossly overweight. If she tanned her skin, I bet far few people would be commenting. She is just so pale right now.

I do agree her choice of swimwear is a bit skant for her shape however.

She's a big girl,be like throwing a toothpick down a manhole!!

I would love to see what the women look like who post on this site. People like you are the reason that girls like Ritchie and Lohan look like they do. Mariah is going on 36 years old, and she still looks good. Most men would agree. Yes she looked better when she was 25, what a shocker.

She doesn't look that bad from behind.

WORD CheekyChops!! That Cribs episode was unreal. Every time she went to a new room she was wearing a new "ensemble" - she probably thought she sounded smart using such a big word. The best parts were her stripping to get in the tub and "excersizing" in high heels while giggling and saying "I dont think I've ever used any of this stuff"...yeah it shows! She does need to accept her bigger frame and dress her age and shape. She could look really great if she had any sense of style or was conciounce of her actual body. Her face is gorgeous, too bad shes dumb & crazy.

setting course for Cheeseburger Island is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

How lucky the rest of us are - when we get fat, nobody is there there to take a picture of us & make fun of us with an international audience.

Really, she got a little chubby, but her legs don't look that bad. Now she just looks normal.

I don't think she looks that bad. She should've picked a different bathing suit. She's still skinnier than Janet Jackson.

Say what you want, I bet she's got some good cooter.

Insult to injury. . . .JLo would look so much hotter than her.

She's looks to be average weight to me. Yeah, the bikini is not flattering at all....she should of gone with a one piece or a tankini, but coming from the niece of four nurses and a dietician, she's definitely not overweight.

How does she do it? She looks fat in the stomach yet her ass is so flat and her breast are way apart. That's the worst combination ever. -_- If I looked like that I wouldn't show it off.

In the beginning I tought she was wearing like a salami or shrimp bathing suit. Doesn't make it more yummy looking tough.

she's one nasty biotch.
the bikini's too small.
and her tums a beast.
i may not look much better in a bikini, but at least i know to stay awayyy from the beaches.

Thanks Superficial, this picture made my day! Why, you ask? Because I now realize that I don't actually look like an out of shape woman who gave birth to her second child 5 months ago - I look like Mariah Carey! Screw the diet - I'm just going to squeeze myself into the smallest bikini I can find and whenever anyone looks at me in horror, I can say "What? Don't you know - my body is just as good as Mariah Carey's!"

Seriously, I look this bad, but in my defense, I'm still getting back into shape after having my second child. I can only guess that Mariah has decided she should look as bad as her singing sounds.

And to all those who say stop being negative - remember, it's celebutards like this one who run around vying for attention from the public. If she doesn't want the attention, tell her to shut the hell up and go away. It's the price you pay for celebrity.

Okay, I'm off to do 4 million crunches and a few thousand miles on the treadmill...care to join me, Mariah?

...Well, she's been through a lot. Its nice to see her happy regardless of what she looks like. It takes confidence to wear a bikini if your not a size 0 and a celeb...THAT being said...she really does look out of shape. Remember, she has breast implants. Without them, she would really look like a jello-pear.

I love it when celebrities are fatter than me.

I just think we're all used to seeing the likes of Nicole Richie. Seems like these days if you're not bones with skin draped over them you're considered a whale.

And before I ask this question, No, I'm not fat and bitter: Am I right that MOST men would prefer their woman have a little excess as opposed to being a skeleton like Nicole?

oh these little chubby girls like mariah are the best in the sack. they wrap their legs around you and squeeze and roll around and work it. and chubby girls love to get it on because they know they don't get it as often as their skinny friends. i'll guarantee you mariah would be a lot more fun than one of these skinny girls with the body of a 14-year old boy. go girl!!

oh these little chubby girls like mariah are the best in the sack. they wrap their legs around you and squeeze and roll around and work it. and chubby girls love to get it on because they know they don't get it as often as their skinny friends. i'll guarantee you mariah would be a lot more fun than one of these skinny girls with the body of a 14-year old boy. go girl!!

i like her legs, though. note, not including the thighs. she's always had nice legs anyway.

So poor, so black...

i really dont like mariah but damnit just give her a break people

this is what normal women look like...
:O :O

If this story is true, they really ought to lock up that woman for a while. Celebrity stalkers just see a "go" sign if one of their bonkers bunch is let off easy.

Angelina is creepy, but she doesn't deserve this shit.

Wrong news item *WOOPS*! That's what I get for being up this early on a Saturday morning. LOL!
I'm gonna copy it over to where I meant to post it, the "Angelina almost gets bitchslapped" story....

Although, they probably ought to lock Mariah Carey up too. Just to teach celebrities not to be so f*cking obnoxiously self-sopped and whiney.

I loathe Mariah Carey, but she really doesn't look that bad here. She looked much worse in that pictured posted here last week.

dude u guys, give her a rest, I bet all the guys still think she has a hot body.

"unhappiest bikini in barbados!" lol. still heart editor.

looks like she's had a lot of lipo, leaving her extra weight out of proportion, to boot.

she honestly doesn't look that bad. i mean she could do with some toning and stuff but shes not obese or anything the way you guys are reacting. i think the real issue with this is that shes a celebrity. shes paid to be beautiful. but she really has let herself go

Jesus.. There's nothing wrong with her body. She's not Janet Jackson or Nicole Richie so just leave her alone.

Agreed - Mariah's curves are certainly MUCH more attractive than Nicole Ritchie's beanpole look. At least this lass has some meat on her bones.

well... Her feet look thin...

LOL 101

Saying "Mariah still looks better than Nicole" is like saying "Mariah still looks better than a maggot-filled rotting corpse washed up on the shores of the Mississippi with crabs eating the eyballs out."

I can't, off the top of my head, think of a LOWER standard of comparision for "beautiful body" than Nicole Ritchie.

ha ha! Cheeseburger Island!

How can I get there? Do I need my own boat, or is there a ferry?

I don't mind her being fat. It's the lack of clothing that gets me.
Honestly, what is she thinking?
"Hey, it worked for the Renaissance" ??

Geez i'm all for being critical of celebs but i'm not in the mood tonight, and i'd just like to say that if people actually class Mariahs body here as being disgustingly fat then geez, theres no hope 4 anybody. She should be so lucky to not be an anorexic bimbo like most other celebs. I'm betting the judgemental males on here never even get laid...with attitudes like that youll end up old and alone.

P.s im most definitely not obese.

Okay- the problem here isn't that she's fat- far from it. The problem is that's she still wearing her 6th grade bikini. Mariah, Mariah, Mariah, please no more air brushing every video/pic. Instead smile for the camera and say "Cottage Cheese".

Wow. This really depresses me. Mainly because my legs look really similar to Mariah's (and I love my body--but I think my boobs and butt may be better...) and everyone's going off on how obese she is. She does have a thick waist and that bikini was an awful choice, but the girl looks healthy.
I have really, really despised her music for years, but regardless, I just find it really sad and so bad for women's self-esteem when someone who looks pretty much like a "real" woman is torn to shreds by men & women, and being twiggy crack-whore thin is what's desirable. Scary!

If she wasn't one of the most self-obsessed, bra-less woman on the face of the earth, it wouldn't be so funny to see her let herself go. I think she's so into herself, she doesn't realize how fat she has gotten. Also, I hate how tiny her head is. It's like a shrunken head on a big blubbery body.

the 2nd picture was taken 3 seconds before mariahs thong exploded horribly wounding the camera man

How come sometimes Mariah looks like a friggin house... and Im not talking some double wide trailer, but a mansion. She sometimes looks like a fat girl on steroids. But in real life, she isnt that big. She has a nice shape - not supermodel thin or anything, but sometimes she looks so bloated.

She looked like a cow at the Grammy's. But she really isnt fat.

But anyway, she has an OK body. She is totally crazy though.

So, I guess high notes need fat to succeed.

To be honest, her butt is quite okay for her body. I wonder how she keeps it. I mean, to me, all the rest of my body is fit except for my ass.

#110, that's cuz she keeps wearing the wrong clothing. A girl can be a size four and look like a pig if she's wearing the wrong size, style, etc. for her body. If she dressed to impress instead of undress she would look nice all the time.

But she won't so she doesn;t

Does she really have a tattoo on her back?It looks like a butterfly to me.

I’m a true Mariah Carey fan, and I get a bit disturbed when I see her latest pictures. I can’t help but think that she must be internally battling with the problems surrounding her sister which is somehow causing her to let herself go.

She surely needs some type of help; and our kind prayers to bring her back on track.

Whatever is happening to her is as sad and useless as our rappers shooting each other.

So say what you will but when you’re through; please offer a kind prayer for her?

You lot are all fools, so what if she put on a bit of weight, where in the bible does it say you have to be size 0. I would really like to see the state of some of you. Stop hating you ugly people!

I love Miriah, and yes she can still sing. Listen to her theme: They Can't Take... Simply beautiful. Further some of you guys may have perfect bodies and I for one like to take care of my own but for pete's sake, give a girl a break. However, I reall do like the harpone crack. That was original to some point. I do realize we are in the US were we can almost say anything we wish. (Imum knows different smile)

I hate her. she's so ugly.
nasty. ugh!!!!

I'd BANG Mariah sooo hard. she is still fine regardless plus more cushin for the pushin. naw mean

As weird and mentally unstable and stuck-up and haughty as she is, she's still uber-doable. What a hot slut!