Feb 22 2006Lindsay Lohan talks about Lindsay Lohan

She's adorable. End of discussion.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and LOOKS like a duck: Guess what! It's a duck.

Maybe if Lindsey wants to be known as something else other than a teen queen, maybe she should act like it.

Loving the google ads, comedy gold.

I'm slightly confused as to why the oens on the main page are for christian date services though...

Well, I'm definitely glad she's putting the weight back on. She's no super talent in the acting field, but she's definitely a pretty girl and of course, she's much prettier when she doesn't look like a walking dead person.

#3-All of the ones on my main page involve ways to stop procrastinating. Which is also weird now that I think about it.

Time will tell. One way to be taken seriously is to quit these middle school feuds with other celebrities (ie, girls). Linds, when you change everything around you will begin to change.

(DOUBT IT!)

Oh that photo just convinced me of what the fuss is all about. Any women would be proud to lay back and have a wonderful set of curves like that.

Based on that assessment, I must wish her well. And then I light a fire to the teen gods that she hooks up with me.

She is fugly and looks like she is constantly on the rag, always oily and shiny looking period

'Fat' or not, she's just as annoying.

She looks good in that pic though.

If she wants to be considered a serious actress, then taking ridiculous roles in movies with talking cars isn't the best choice.

She is obviously mentally retarded.

I’m not suggesting that she isn’t cute or she doesn’t have big fake tits, but she is retarded. Possibly mongoloid.

nothing will ever cure the injustice that the dude who plays Fez has had the opportunity to put his face in there and make motorboat sounds. nothing.

even the sounds of motorboats make me choke up...

I hope she's wearing at least 80% sun screen because her skin is gonna be a mess in ten years. Not to mention cancer...girl, did you forget you are a red-head?

Amusingly enough, Lindsey Lohan's name is not an anagram of TALENTLESS ANOREXIC. I have spotted several of these non-anagram, such as Paris Hilton - FULL OF SEMEN and Kirsten Dunst - VACANT TART. Can any readers spot anymore?

any excuse to post pics like this one is fine with me.

Sheva -- the reason she has curves like that when she lies back is because they're fake! I wouldn't be proud of that.

Sorry Lindsay, I know we used to be buddies and all, but I can only be friends with really anorexic girls. You were right to be paranoid that people only wanted to be your friend because you looked like one of those stick bugs.

Hey, maybe you could start a club with Tara Reid called the "I don't know why everyone thinks all I do is drink and party when in fact I am a very serious actress" club.

I think a sex tape of her, Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz would help me see her better as a serious actress........thats hot.

#15 Svdora, WOW, there's the proof. You're right, real tits go off to the side. You know, I respected her more when I thought she was naturally big.

Her mother must be a real fucking piece of work, y'know? If she's 19 now, and Mean girls came out in 2004, and a movie takes about a year to debut, then she got her boobs done when she was 16. Maybe even earlier. That's just disgusting.

Please, I used to like Lohan, but not so much anymore. Okay fellas, and I am ashamed if my fellow ladies don't know this and please don't try to deny it. If a female has big boobs, her boobs will always be big. Not to boast (okay maybe a little bit), but I have 36Ds, and my weight has fluctuated for most of my life. But I tell you all this, never once has my boobs shrunk. They've always been, and always will be the same size if I loose or gain. Ms. Lohan, people, had breast implants. And her trip to the hospital and loosing weight was simply to have the faulty bastards removed. The weight loss was a stunt to cover that obvious incident. And to the poster of that pic - it's an old one, no way will boobs inflate and deflate at our whim, if that was the case, big boobs would be on every recovering anorexic broads chest. Think about it.

Post #15: Most intelligently correct observation. This picture is unfortunately (for Lindsey) further proof that the breasts are fake. Real breasts fall to the sides of the body when they are that big. Hers are like volleyballs under the skin.

Thank you, I get so sick of these little girl celebs taking credit for fake tits that their insane Mom probably forced them to get for fame. How sad. Great observation, I didn't even think of my own boobs, only smaller breasts have the luxury of sitting up like that,

"have the faulty bastards removed"

Layla, I love that line....

That pic is old! Note her hair color. Eonline Fashion Police has a new pic of her and she is a skeleton.

Laydee:
I try, lol

Ribbit25 (what's the deal w/ the name lol):
How can I find that pic?

Thats right Lindsay. If you gained weight, i wouldn't be your friend anymore either. Lindsay should never weigh over 110 Lbs. Boobs or no Boobs.

I don't get it ...

My problem with Lindsay is her eyes. They seem dead to me. Probably has something to do with that window to the soul thing....

To #19: You're lucky. My ex lost 350 lbs, -200 being me :) - and she went from a 36DD to a 32C. And they fell to the sides when she was on her back.

#28
I was going to cover this in my #19 post. No offense, but your ex was pretty darned fat, so those so-called boobs were mostly fat because of excess body weight --you know, the same way over-overweight men get man boobs? yeah. But in cases like Lohan's loss and gain, where she was never overweight, that is impossible. Anyways, your ex's boobs are still quite big though, and that is my point, when she lost the weight, she didn't somehow become flat chested ...see?

LAYLA

try this link

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Archive2/0,1912,1691,00.html

she looks sick, and i mean that in a bad way

it's an old picture...
it,s the red hair, big implants time.
Theres nothing to be proud about a teen having fake boobs!
She will never admit it cause she's always lying.
That young women have problems in her head.
I don't see her having a long time carreer.
She'S too stupid-untalented-crazy-eatingdisorder-drugsaddicted.
She' not a beauty, she's not a good singer, she's not a good actress...and she try to let us believe that she,s all that.

Did you guys even notice what she's saying?!! She's lived "five lifetimes" this past year? Uhm, someone thinks highly of herself, she's too young to even know what that's like, for shame. People who are 19-21 years of age are usually the ones who are so lost they couldn't find their own shoes under their bed. And those with money are even worse, and especially those who can't face up to the fact that they have a drinking/drugs/eating problem. Also, her boobs look totally fake in that picture, however, she used to have boobs before she lost all that weight and now they've disappeared completely. At least she gained some weight back because she looked like a scarecrow. She has an iota of sense, unlike some celebs that will remained unmentioned. However, again, she is as dumb as doorknob...

Oh my Jesus, Crazy!

She looks like she is in pain, or afraid of daylight. That is just sad, my body hurts just looking at this ...why the outfit? And she looks like skeletor with a hat on.

HA!

aaww, i love when hollywood starlets blossom into such serious actresses...now wipe the puke off your chin you stupid teen queen!

#31, she's the white Jennifer Lopez.

Oh and Layla #29, you TOTALLY took the words out of my mouth. I swear I was gonna say the same thing. Stop that, OK!

alright, alright ...

For more info on Lindsay's boob implants, check out awfulplasticsurgery.com. read "lindsday lohan-the inside scoop." there are also lots of pictures of her boobs doing quite unnatural things.
layla, i agree with you. she may have been hospitalized for whatever reason, but she definitely had her implants taken out during that time.

Seriously, does anyone really care if her tits are fake or not? She looks fantastic in that bikini picture and I'd be happy with that body - fake or not. I'm going to have to buy mine, so what? They're mine, I paid for them.

Judith,

We don't care if they are fake or not, but why lie and try stunts to cover the crap up. If you wanna rock fake tits, fine. But don't deny it, be a woman about it. If you want implants gon 'head. But do think about dem bad babies when they burst, leak and sag while you are too busy trying to alter the body God gave you. Where's people's self-esteem??

e.i Pamela Anderson - we know her boobs are fake, she does and doesn't deny it. There is a real woman who fesses up to what she does. They are hers, she paid for them and doesn't deny she did.

I'm with gogoboots.
More than worrying about what kind of aftermarket bolt-ons she's fixed herself up with, I can't believe she had the gall to insinuate that her poor little pampered life has been so difficult that she's suffered enough to have gone through "five lifetimes."
Try getting a real job, sweetie. Or better yet, do what intelligent people at your age do: get an education. Put that vapid little mind of yours to the test. Try learning about more than what your coke dealer's latest offer is. Get a handle on what it feels like to NOT be rich, but to be twice as talented as most people who are. See how it is when your biggest worry isn't that your makeup artist poked you in the eye when applying your mascara. Then, maybe, you can act like your shallow existence of some 20 years has some meaning to it. You're young and stupid with very little life experience, so just because you succumbed to what "everyone else in Hollywood" seems to be doing, it doesn't make you any more of a sage than any of the rest of us.

Sdvora you are of course correct. Although I have no interests in fake ones, I have to say that these look good even though they defy gravity.

But you're right that there's no way curves go that way in a reclined position.

So Lindsay is a Long Island hooker teen fraud. Well what a shock.

Since when is it her perogative to "reject" her party girl image? That would be like Tara Reid "Rejecting" her drunk party girl image, or Courtney Love "Rejecting" her crazy drug mama image. Lindsey, the only way to get rid of your underage party pig image is to...well....stop being an underage party pig. Now, Squeal Piggy Squeal!!!!

they are soo fake. look:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

#44, Evangelia, I spent an hour at that site and boy was THAT scary.

that site is one of my favorites. the only prob is that they barely ever update it. but they have some great shots of jessica simpson's weird lip implant thingies.

everyone would just leave her alone if she would admit she's a drunk whore, and that her life is great and she wouldn't have it any other way. the girl has never had to worry about paying a damn bill, writing a paper for class, or getting to work on time w/o risking getting fired...that's a hard life hunny

p.s. her mom needs to get smacked upside the head for being a dumba$$

I like that site too but you're right, they don't update it often. Those boobs are obviously fake. The implants are almost up to her neck. They look bizarre. Her parents must be nuts to allow a teenager to get implants.

If she really did admit that, would we the public really leave her alone ...NOPE! Shouldn't be such a liar. In fact, I'd dawg her worse - she set that up for herself from jump.

damn her boobs are SO DAMN fake, we're probably the same size, but mine are completely real and don't stand up like that. Lindsay's so nasty it's not even funny. It's funnier when she pretends that she has had a hard life, like it's funny when Nicole Richie says it too(especially in those good ol' 14 year old heroin addiction days). I wonder if Li-lo has detachable breasts, because sometimes she looks completely flat. I guess we'll all just keep on wondering...I actually prefer stories about her than Paris, Li-lo is just way more earnest in her attempts to be "normal".

You mean to tell me she is not a serious actress already? Even after Herbie spoke to me on sooo many levels? And don't get me started on Mean Girls being snubbed for an Oscar.

#51 HughJorganthethird, Well in Mean Girls Poor Lindsey had to deal with that Mean Old Rachel McAdams stealing the movie out from under her. Ok everybody all at once....Awwwwwwwwww, Poor Lindsey.

Awwwwwwww! (I Love R. McA.)

Layla - eonline.com has the fashion Police but their site must be goofed because once they post new pics, you have to look at an advertisement to see the older pics. It seems to be stuck on the advertisement (today it is douchebag Ryan Seacreast).
My favorite number is 25 and I...am a frog.

HELLO, those are sooooo fake. Well, at least she will never drowned.

If eating disorders and cocaine addictions make one wise, then Nicole Richie is the wisest of all men.
Perhaps Lindsay lives in this delusional world, but the rest of us will be content to make fun of her silicone by-products and delusions of grandeur.

I think she swallows..yeah....she swallows.

Lohan: Don't call me teen queen - call me bulimic whore.

As Ron Burgandy would say, "It's science."

yeah, old pic.

She looks a lot better with real weight and normal skin colour. Lately, her pallid appearance has made her look like she's been burrowing in groundhog tunnels...

Ew, a girl that isn't so thin we can see her intestines, that's disgusting. What a fat whore, I say we butter her up and boil her. I like it when my man parts can break my women in half.

Ew, a girl that isn't so thin we can see her intestines, that's disgusting. What a fat whore, I say we butter her up and boil her. I like it when my man parts can break my women in half.

Then she should stop acting like it (a teen queen I mean). Wasnt she in that movie Confessions of A Teen Drama Queen? (I could be wrong who knows? Also it could have been Hillary Duff, I get these airheads confused.)
She should have been if not, hahah! Ok the attempt to make a movie with Sean Lennon notwithstanding, Lindsay thinks she's Scarlett Johannsen when most serious directors wouldn't give her the time of day. Most of her movies suck and we all know the truth. Sorry Li-lo you're just not a "serious" actress because no one can take your "pain" seriously, boohoo!

Lindsey seems to be someone who might have
Munchausen Syndrome. She's always getting hurt and attracting attention. This girl needs a good therapist and psychiatrist. Her movies have bombed and she needs to stay in the limelight. Yeah, I used to complain about ailments all the time when I was younger, TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL WHEN I WAS 9! Yes, she is attractive, but she needs to have talent to back it up to redeem herself.

Oh, the hypocrisy of Hollyweird. Lindsay "My Pussy Stinks" Lohan is just as much of a cunt as all of the other starlet females she (and scabs like Paris Hilton) make fun of. Someone needs to put Ebola in pill form, say it's part of a new diet, and give it to ALL of these slags.

robot turkey you are seriously my new best friend. my eyes sear from the inanity that is hollyweird sometimes. which is probably why i like this site so much. i cant seem to get enough of Li-lo and her dumbass co.

she is amazing, i love her so much...
she's my best singer
im really glad she wants to put on some weight n she wants to grow up more n more, n i like her in anyway she looks like i dont really love her coz of her look, its coz of what she got!

"Lindsay Lohan talks about Lindsay Lohan"...I'm guessing it's her favorite subject, lol. These recent mag. covers and articles are all about repositioning Lohan in the market. If she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, she needs to get her shit together, not just give lip service to the notion.

#15 Fake boobs don't shrink that much when you lose weight. They're real damnit!

BTW I have had my hands around hundreds of real and fake ones.

they do when they get taken out.

#66, R U for real? Anyhoo, I'll take this bitch seriously when she opens up a vein instead of tattooing over one. I'll say "Now there's a serious actress." I mean if you don't go all Sylvia Plath, there's no point, right? I want to see scars DAMMIT!

I'm 88 lbs-- I guess I make fit in haha... (no eating disorder, just tiny)

Why do celebrities act like we are all morons and don't know about their plastic surgery? They need to stop the madness. No, God did not make you that beautiful and perfect. They want us to think he did. And if he didn't make you as beautiful as you want and you get surgery, so be it. Don't lie. Say you got surgery and now you feel great about the way you look.

Anyway, props to the people God did make naturally beautiful. Charlize Theron has such a pretty face and Scarlett Johannsen has great boobs. And guess what? They are actually serious actresses. No way!

P.S. about the boob issue (#19 layla) I'm on the fence. I'm a big boober (natural, of course) and I gained a cup size when I gained 10 pounds. I lost the 10 pounds but the boobs stayed (Cool, huh?) Anyway, I have also seen some friends loose a bit of weight and lose a lot of boob so I think it depends. However, Lohan's were obviously fake and she obviously got them removed so what's the debate about!

My sisters boobs grow and shrink if she loses weight. I, of course, am breast-challenged.

"(But) you start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way.''

that's why she and nicole richie aren't friends anymore, because lohan gained weight.
hahahahahahahahaha

#34 um, that's not puke on her chin....

those boobies looks good.
anybody knows if their fake?