Feb 9 2006Lindsay Lohan Falls for Ryan Adams?

My gosh she's hideous. What's all the fuss about?

Ryan's Coolness Factor has dropped 80% because of this.

You guys had better be lying.

Ryan's Coolness Factor has dropped by 80% because of this.

You guys had better be lying about this.

Did we just not read recently she had a "J" initial under her neck? Maybe the "B" made its way under her neck and we just could not see it. I hate it when my necklaces just twist all around, it's annoying.

I think Lindsey might be homeless and needs a place to sleep off all the drugs and alcohol she consumes on a nightly basis and just goes home with whatever unlucky bastard is left at the end of the night.

Duh! I meant to say "its way around her neck" not under.

"She thinks musicians are sexy.."

Yeah, that's the type of comment I'd expect a douchebag like LL to say. Lawdy, Lawdy, what a whoo-errrr. That poor cooze had promise, and a future. Now she is a has-been and she still isn't allowed to drink legally in public. (Not that it's slowed her down any) Maybe he's the one that's been giving her the China White.

PS: Who's Ryan Adams?

Ha! When I heard this on the radio, I thought they were saying she was at Bryan Adams's apartment.

Actually, I think that would be a better story.

You know what they say...

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but Linsay Lohan really seems to a whore. Or something like that.

I'm not good with sayings.

or maybe the saying is:

People who live in glass houses, shouldn't do it with skanktacular coke whores.

As I mentioned before Superficial about Paris Hilton, I will give you my number to call me at anytime, except when I am in court - text message me then, to let me know when Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton die and let's hope together.

ESQ, please make that a conference call with me.

Does the mean that when she slipped and scraped her knee, she was at Ryan Adams' house? Not Bryan Adams' house? I really couldn't understand what she was doing at Bryan Adams house.

Wow that's gross. Maybe he likes to snort coke of old saggy cocks?

Ah ya who is Ryan Adams?? And why is Lindsey Lohan always getting publicity for everything?? She looked way better au natural.

Isn't Lindsay from Long Island? That's like a whore producing factory out there. The girls are hard and like to get it often from many people.

Lindsay is just being herself. Leave her alone.

WHO CARES!!! As far as I'm concered her and PAris Hilton are fighting for the most men they can fuck and the most attention they can garner. FUCK HER. Funny enough...they are both ugly too.

"Musicians are sexy" must really mean that she enjoys getting battered by an ultra talented pill popping drunk.

Then after he hits you about the head and shoulders he can wake up the next morning and write a song about the shiner he gave you and call it a "Cold Rose" instead of a big fat bruise.

How romantic.

WHYYYYYYY is this girl such a celebrity?!?!?!?!?!? She made a handful of crappy little disney movies, and released some mediocre pop songs! My cat is more interesting than this person!

I had no idea who he was either, so I googled his name.

http://www.ryan-adams.com/

YIKES!!!!!

he's..pretty gross looking.
but so is Lindsay.

Yeah, right - next week she'll be "falling" for someone else - falling into his bed, anyway. Who gives a rat's ass about her anyway? I don't understand the media's fascination with this little bitch - she's not pretty or talented; she did a "Herbie" remake for god's sake! WHO CARES??

She obviously didn't fall for him hard enough. Like off a cliff, or the side of a building. Or off some very tall steps. Or off Mt. Rushmore. Or over the side of La Tour D'Eiffel, or off of the Sears tower. Or the Statue of Liberty. Or down a mining hole, or into a sewer full of broken glass. Or out of a flaming airplane in to the path of another flaming airplane. Or onto bamboo spikes in a pit, or into shark infested waters with a chum coat. Or into Paris Hilton's vagina. Or in Kate Moss's open vein. Or over a bridge in a car after drinking with Ted Kennedy.

Why didn't she fall for him like that I ask? Methinks she needs to try again.

Hello, my name is Ryan Adams and I make 6 albums per year.

She is so nasty. And not even very talented, imo.

Kitchy- I think you need a hug.

CHUM COAT! hahahhahaha...

Uh...

Lindsay's spray bottle tan didn't get rubbed in all the way to her hairline, that might be the bigger problem here. Did anyone else notice that?

Kitchy--FUNNY!!!

I think being a celebrity is like being a sports car. You have to be washed,sprayed, simonized, turtle-waxed, painted and buffed to a shine before you can hit the streets.

And crash into a telephone pole.

The posters on this site have more ingenuity, brains, originality and talent than 75% of the people we trash.

A Manson Girl...Thats' what she will be next...I can see it now. One of Charlie's Angels with a mark on her forehead (like the one Paris has from the peni poking her) and her chum coat.

I do so need that hug Papa...and leave the light on..in case the nightmare comes back!

The name is Bryan Adams, not Ryan

Ryan Adams is a damn good singer/songwriter who use to bang Parker Posey. If you were a straight rockstar dude would you really turn down a Disney BJ from Lindsay Lohan? If you would, then you lied about the straight thing. Or you're blind. Or gayblind.

Yup #28, You are right. She seem to have it all the time.
How untastefull. Freaks me out!

Response to PapaHotNuts comment #12 - your in!

Response to Kitchy comment #23 - I was thinking the same thing when I read the title to this story again, "Lindsay Lohan Falls for Ryan Adams?" Key words "falls," as in something she does on a regular basis. This cooze is fucking her way through the alphabet Bryan Adams comes before Ryan Adams.

#33, you mean whe went from Posey to Bloham? Thats like going from Einstein to Fred Flintstone. Men are sooooooo shallow sometimes.

ESQ, did I mention that I love you?

first of all, i'm still not sure she's actually dating ryan adams, because you said "Lindsay Lohan may have found a new man in the shape of rocker Ryan Adams." Which of course had me picturing her with a sponge man from under the sea who approximates the size and shape of ryan adams. second, i don't get the food/sex simile at all. but to give you the benefit of the doubt, i'll note that i didn't try to read it twice, because of the way it hurt my head the first time.

In response to #33 Laydeebug - What are you doing later?

#39, hangin' witchoo babeee!

She's shagging someone new THIS week? :::shock::: ::::horror::::
Paleeease... If you measured the amount of
C@%K she's had, you'd be able to put a rail around Hawaii.

Ryan Adams used to be in a great band called whiskeytown. they he got rid of the band and went solo. he records multiple albums a year, usually 20% is good. he is a prick and a jerk and horrible to work with - a few years ago he was dating parker posey too. Bryan Adams is an old canadian loser. Ryan is about half his age. still a loser, but he used to be good. REALLY good. he's a druggy, as with ms. lindsay. go figure.

#42Doesntmatter, did you read my #6 post? Now that you said he is a druggie, well, it just adds up. China White, China White. Soon Lindsay will be on the road with Natasha Lyonne, tossing salads for horse money, while on a conference call with Tara Reid en route to Courtney Love's house for a big suicide party.

That was harsh, even for me. (Bad Bug, BAD LaydeeBug)

::::muffled laughter::: Laydee, are you psychic or something? Ommmmm

#33 I wont disagree. But she's probably not dating him for his personality, so it doesn't make her any deeper.

#42 I'd say he's great 54% of the time. Love is Hell is a grand album. The stuff with the Cardinals is really hit or miss, mostly miss. Whiskeytown is great.

Hmm, now I'm intrigued about this guy's music.

Anyway, Lindsay's little sister was child-modeling here in NY for fashion week. She's cute...I can see her being a big ho-bag too. Her mother, GAWD, can we talk about living vicariously through their children? Hmmm. Cheeky, I can see you! Shanteeeee...

Ryan Adams is to "rock" like Lindsay is to "acting".At least this should keep him from releasing a shitty cd every other month.

Agreed - Ryan Adams is an incredible songwriter - LOVE Whiskeytown LOVE his solo album Heartbreaker.

But not everything he releases is worth the money.

He's short tempered and a jackass. Just ask the guy who requested "Summer of 69" at one of his shows -- Ryan Adams jumped down from the stage and literally threw the guy out of the theatre.

ya i wanted it to be bryan adams also. summer of 69 + lindsay lohan = roadkill cooch.

Let's just hope that these two never bump uglies successfully and spawn. If that happened, their offspring might attempt to procreate with Britney and Kevin's, and the U.S. will have to start dropping nukes again.

No, no, no. No, Ryan, NO.

Evilbadnostopnow. No wonder the Old 97's are vastly cooler than you!

i've never posted here before but i just had to comment... ryan adams is perfect for her. he is such an ass. he used to live in raleigh nc (me too) when he was with whiskeytown and he is the most arrogant cock i've ever seen. he was still a "no name" back then except for the local fans but he still acted like he was the shit. i just remember seeing him out and about and thinking he is so freakin in love with himself. he basically pissed everyone in the town (including his band) and took off to do the solo thing. he screwed everyone in whiskeytown and took all the credit for their success. i hope him and lindsey marry and become the laughing stock of the entertainment biz. they deserve it.

I don't know if it's him or BRYAN Adams they're talking about. Here's from the MSN article about it:

"In Touch says the sociable starlet, 19, has been "quietly seeing" prolific troubadour Ryan Adams, 31, who has a reputation for banishing audience members who call out requests for "Summer of '69" and other ditties made famous by the craggy-faced Canadian crooner."

Bryan is the craggy faced Canadian, someone made a typo I think.

who the hell is ryan adams.
i love lindsay lohan

who the HELL is ryan adams??
i love lohan.

I don't get it,is'nt Lindsay Lohan that cute freckley red-haired little girly from 'Parent Trap' WTF happened to her?Why is she now a Sperm snaffling slut-monkey?????

I met her a few months ago. She's very cute even in person and without the makeup. And though she has become something of a slut she still comes off as a good girl. But the dude she was with looked like he should have been the replacement singer for Sublime.

She seems to have some self esteem issues. Wasted dudes can manipulate her.

We only act on our true natures. No one can make another person do anything. If she's getting fucked up it's because she wants to. Remember her Dad is a big fucking druggie and drunk, in jail I might add. And her mom was some kind of dancer.

Now who's idea is it for a little tiny kid to go on auditions for modeling contracts? The parents. So, the parents want to cash in on the kids red hair and cuteness. She's fucked up because her parents didn't give her a good foundation and now she's doing it to herself. Accountability, people.

I second #53 justforkicks! I knew Ryan in Raleigh before he was famous, as well. EVERYone who knew him back then is disgusted by his fame since we remember him as the egotistical, lying cheat and fake that he is. I hear his music is good, but I can't bring myself to check it out because there's no way in h*ll I'm going to give that jerk a dime of my hard-earned money!

All of you who hate Lindsay will be happy to know that he's a womanizer and a big turd. Or should I say, little turd, 'cause he's only around 5'6" or so! Parker Posey used to be my favorite actress, but I lost a lot of respect for her when I heard that they were together. I hope she kicked him to the curb when she discovered what a fraud he is, and not because she discovered his other 3,794 girlfriends on the side...

You people are dumb. Ryan adams is probably the best songwriter you can find. Past, present and future. If you haven't heard his music, and aren't willing to check it out then I truly feel for you. Everything from whiskeytown to his solo stuff is great. I can't find a bad song. I heard he's a dick but who cares. His music is mind blowing. I met him briefly on the street in knoxville after a show and he was nice enough to shake my hand. He wasn't a dick to me. His live show is even better. I don't know why I even comment on nonsense but god you people are stupid. Congradulations on being miserable.

who cares!?! Ryans adams is an awesome song writer and preformer! to be honest with you guys im only 16 and i listen to metal and shit that u'll never like and understand BUT i listen to ryan adams, jesse malin and such and...so what if ryan gets to fuck a good looking chick good for him, now why would we care if it doesn't effect his writing and preforming, eh?

lindsay is a bitch.
that's all