February 23, 2006
Lindsay Lohan Dating Olympic Champion?
Lindsay Lohan may have a new man in her life - Olympic gold medalist Shaun White. The couple shared an intimate night together at New York club Bungalow 8 on Tuesday - and White is already boasting about his conquest. The snowboarder says, "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip. Coming home from Italy, everybody's been running up to me, saying how proud they are. It's been crazy and so I had to get some time to have fun."
I have no idea if this is true or not, but I'll choose to believe it, only because it's hard to imagine Lindsay Lohan not having sex with a new man every night. The girl smokes more meat than a Texas barbecue. It's like I was telling her the other day in bed: "Lindsay, you've gotta have some self-respect. Now hurry up and put those antlers back on."
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Comments
1. Posted by EG on February 23, 2006 12:22 PM
up next. Lindsay Lohan Bangs CarrotTop.
2. Posted by Spindoc on February 23, 2006 12:24 PM
Lindsey Lohan needs to talk to Jenna Jameson about getting some pratice taking two or three guys at the same time. Thats the only way she'll be able to keep up with her quest to become the biggest cum-rag in Hollywood.
3. Posted by Akapee on February 23, 2006 12:32 PM
Apart from Paris Hilton, anyone in Hollywood whose pussy itches more than Lindsey Lohan will be imprisoned.
4. Posted by SuperSpence on February 23, 2006 12:32 PM
Sperm Dumpster!
5. Posted by andrewthezeppo on February 23, 2006 12:39 PM
I love the Superficial, but I hate when they mislead about the facts of an article. How does him saying "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time." translate to them "sharing an intimate evening" or justify saying they are dating?
It's a club with hundreds of people dancing and loud music, doesn't sound very intimate.
6. Posted by asmith on February 23, 2006 12:48 PM
I've been praying for this girl to go away. My prayers just haven't been answered yet.....why isn't god listening to me??? She can take Mariah with her when she goes too. Ya know what, add Brit and KFed to the list. Oh, and why not Tom & Katie...they annoy me too. OK, I'll agree to keeping all those if you can just get rid of Kirsten Dunst. OK, I'm done.
7. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 12:48 PM
I alos love The Superficial. I especially love when they mislead about the facts of an article.
Come on, Andrewthe zeppo, the articles are culled from such prestigious sources.....are you REALLY bummed out about anyone riffing on facts provided by Star mag?
Based on the scant onfo we've been provided, I personally am going to assume that Lindsay spent the entire night with her tongue up his ass.
8. Posted by Your Eponizer on February 23, 2006 12:48 PM
Shaun White is the same guy who hopes "Sasha Cohen dates gold medalists". He's trying to be a player. But he's too ugly.
9. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 12:50 PM
typo-"also"
and "info"
i'm just so excited to post, my proofreading has fallen by the wayside.......
10. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:50 PM
Finally, something new.
Oh #5, Andrew, are you new here?
By the way, I heard on another site that she had an intimate evening in a draped-off boothe with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (ugh). Don't know if it's true, but in her defense, it could be anything or nothing.
11. Posted by Heather on February 23, 2006 12:52 PM
Hahhaha oh man. Shaun White went to my middle/high school--weird kid. He was in a few of my classes. There is no way he'd get any good stuff if he weren't famous. Just look at the kid. I have middle school photos if you guys want a good laugh.
And what is this hooking up with Lindsay Lohan? Freckle-on-freckle hardcore action??
12. Posted by downshine on February 23, 2006 1:12 PM
#11 i'd love to see some pics of shaun white, post them here.
13. Posted by VanillaSalTyBaLLs on February 23, 2006 1:13 PM
The "Flying Tomato" when he was just a mere sprout.... that CAN'T be good.....
14. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:15 PM
Headline should be changed to....
"Lindsay Lohan Dating Everyone?"
Looks like Peter Griffin actually does have a chance. (If you haven't seen "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story", go see it now)
15. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 1:15 PM
I think this guy is a tool for two reasons:
1) It is obvious he cannot articulate himself in effort to sound somewhat intelligent (no offense to comment #11) therefore he sounds like he and Lindsey are made for each other and
2) Anyone that thinks Lindsey is remoting hott is just plain fucked in the head.
Words you will never hear from me or any other man, " Oh, (Paris or Lindsey) you are the one for me." These two will be two skanky hoes living a ripe old age alone all because they ran out of people that will fuck them and will not commit to them.
16. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:16 PM
Oh yeah and might I just also say.. the kid is fucking ugly.
17. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 1:17 PM
In response to #15
Word is supposed to be "remotely" not "remoting"
Now fuck the person that was ready to call me on my error.
18. Posted by Baroness on February 23, 2006 1:18 PM
...Antlers??
19. Posted by Tania on February 23, 2006 1:20 PM
I think "The couple shared an intimate night together at New York club Bungalow 8 on Tuesday" pretty much translates to "She sucked him off under the table".
20. Posted by sqongo on February 23, 2006 1:20 PM
What a sperm-snarfling slut-lizard!
21. Posted by Darby on February 23, 2006 1:23 PM
Ya he isn't cute and the gold medal is a ticket to the ladies but come on keep your mouth shut or it isn't gonna happen again. Didn't he learn that from the good looking guys??
22. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:24 PM
ESQ
Don't be ragging on someone else's intellegence when you can't even spell a name that's on the top of the browser window right in fucking front of you, not to mention you don't know the different types of braquets and when to use them... *rolls eyes*
I love it when stupid people say a whole bunch of crap that just summarizes to "Your stupid".
(Yes, I know it's supposed to be "you're", that's the pun)
23. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:28 PM
You covered one of your errors but it wasn't enough XD
24. Posted by fearsarewishes on February 23, 2006 1:31 PM
Just a minute, please.
When did spunk-guzzling become a negative attribute? Skirts are born to it, no?
25. Posted by tipsymcstagger on February 23, 2006 1:38 PM
You know blackblackheart - I'd be careful calling someone out on their alleged "stupidity" when you can't spell for shit. See, I love the irony in posters calling someone else out and misspelling in the process.
26. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 1:40 PM
She's a slut...BONG! Wasn't she already linked to Sean Lennon, Jared Leto, that irish actor who's nutso and every other dude in the limelight male whore? YES!
27. Posted by Lipgloss Assassin on February 23, 2006 1:41 PM
it's time like these where I wish I had a "baby generator" like Conan O'Brien.
I'm afraid their kid would look like one big freckle.
28. Posted by bafongu on February 23, 2006 1:42 PM
It's difficult to know what goes on at a club. I had trouble understanding Lindsay the other night when we were there...
What's that you say Lindsay?
*gurgle* ah ants *gag* ah aaaaance *slurp*
Say What? You wanna dance? When you're finished down there we can dance...
29. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:44 PM
tipsymcstagger
I was only being like that to him because he was already trying to do that..
And what did I misspell? I'm not saying I didn't misspell anything, but I'd like to know honestly.
30. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 1:44 PM
#28 That was hilarious, thanks!
31. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 1:46 PM
#14, OH YEAAAAAH!!!
32. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 1:46 PM
#11 You should link that stuff up then, I'd love to see who this loser is...!
33. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 1:47 PM
Thank you, gogoboots. I was just pondering blackblackhearts' "braquets", and wondering if braquets are similar to the briquets use in charcoal grills?
Now, can we all get back to the task at hand, which is sitting at our computers thinking of clever ways to debase Lindsay Lohan?
34. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:48 PM
tipsymcstagger
Also there's a difference between spelling something that isn't in right in front of your face, and spelling something that is--not to mention being a widely used American name.
35. Posted by DMB in da ATL on February 23, 2006 1:50 PM
The should be titled "lindsay lohan IS olympic dating champion" and by "dating" I mean "fucking any random quasi-celebrity she comes across"
36. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 1:50 PM
ok, time to let it go, or get a ruler and settle your feud with the traditional measuring of the penises.
37. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:52 PM
I'd like to see how many people are calling their daughters "Brackets" these days, and about 100 papparazi stories about "Brackets Lohan" every day...
38. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 1:53 PM
Brackets. That's the word you were looking for. ESQ was making fun of a celeb, which is what this site is for. You were making fun of another poster for no reason. Don't be such a grammar freak.
39. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 1:53 PM
#35
L.M.F.A.O!!!!!
40. Posted by DonLes91 on February 23, 2006 1:56 PM
Looking for Shaun White? Click here: http://amiannoying.com/(rlxxpqur22aeex45go53mc55)/view.aspx?ID=17279
41. Posted by Spindoc on February 23, 2006 1:59 PM
#40, UGH!!!! He looks like the result of a one night stand between Miss Lohan and Carrot Top!
42. Posted by Tania on February 23, 2006 2:01 PM
#40: Spindoc beat me to it. Damn!
43. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 2:03 PM
#40, are you fuggin kidding me? Ewwwww, he's ugly.
44. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:04 PM
Isn't this kid like, 15 or something? And isn't Lohan 20-ish?...
45. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:06 PM
Oops he's 19. I think it's the acne that threw me off or somthing.
46. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 2:06 PM
#44-exactly. maybe she's just planning ahead. So when she's a washed-up crack-whore, He'll have outgrown his 'awkward phase', and they can legally be together.
47. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 2:07 PM
he's 19 like I'M 19.
48. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:08 PM
Does anyone else think that if this kid got a haircut, he would look like the "Sherminator" from American Pie. I guess that would make me grow my hair out too...
49. Posted by MeganHarris on February 23, 2006 2:11 PM
I don't know If I believe this at all. i mean, this is getting ridiculous.
50. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 2:14 PM
#49, if you are reading anything on this site, you are legally obligated to believe. Read the contract.
51. Posted by thekief4 on February 23, 2006 2:18 PM
"Screwing" should probably be substituted for "dating" in articles involving her, Kate Moss, or Paris Hilton from now on.
52. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:20 PM
I'm thinking Lohan should just start charging for sex, why give it away for free to every guy in America? She could make a tape for Red Light and make some money. This way she can get that adult, not teen queen look she's going for...Plus, with her "acting skills" I don't know how she makes any money doing other films...
53. Posted by lebowski on February 23, 2006 2:30 PM
"Smokes more meat than a TX BBQ"
That's awesome. Shouldn't the headline say "Lindsay Lohan Is the Pole Riding Olympic Champion"
54. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 2:42 PM
Poster # 28 - LOL!
Well that is what Lindsay Lohan says at the end of 8-10 inches - arghh arghh arghhh.
These posts are great! Been a while since I was home at TheSuperFicial.com
Thanks All!
55. Posted by blackblackheart on February 23, 2006 2:46 PM
lysistrata11
He was making fun of a celebrity for being stupid, in a post filled with grammatical errors... That's why I said something idiot.
56. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:50 PM
lysistrata11 (comma)
He was making fun of a celebrity for being stupid, (no comma) in a post filled with grammatical errors... That's why I said something idiot.
I've already found two grammatical errors in your post. Don't call someone an idiot unless you're fucking Einstein yourself. Now quit being a dick to people on the site.
57. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:52 PM
Oh yeah. "That's why I said something idiot." There should be a comma between "something" and "idiot" as you are addressing me as one. Fucking brilliant.
58. Posted by billabong021 on February 23, 2006 3:06 PM
Who really boasts to their friends that they were seen at the famous [insert any club name]? Thats the dummest quote iv heard in a while.
59. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 3:08 PM
#55, OMG are you STILL on that? Easy buddy, let it go. (Bug exhales)
60. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 3:33 PM
Hey Superficial:
Since spring in coming perhaps, a little Spring-cleaning is necessary. : )
61. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 4:00 PM
WOOOOOOOORD, ESQ.
62. Posted by ProtonMan on February 23, 2006 4:06 PM
I hope Shaun had the good sense to tape their sex romp, but then again, just saw a picture of Shaun so it may not make for good viewing. Bloody hell, is this sheila desperate or what!?
63. Posted by honey on February 23, 2006 4:48 PM
nobody pointed out "intellegence" in post 22- okay okay- now I'm off it- promise
64. Posted by steel.eyed.dinosaur on February 23, 2006 5:03 PM
Everyone here's been talking about lindsay being a tramp and other posters' grammatical errors; i'm astounded that none of you have mentioned this dumbass snowboarder's horrendous use of "her and i". "her and i"?! get an education, please.
65. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 5:09 PM
#64, I noticed but at the moment I just didn't want to post.
66. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 23, 2006 5:23 PM
This picture reminds me of that old SNL skit:nerd geek or spaz , although this guy is more of a dweeb. flying tomato pfffft.
67. Posted by MeganHarris on February 23, 2006 5:44 PM
Oh oh, check out my boy's post about this...
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com
68. Posted by my_glorious_lawn on February 23, 2006 6:56 PM
She's hot. I don't blame anybody for having sex with her.
69. Posted by Evangelia on February 23, 2006 9:01 PM
yuck i can't believe he's from san diego! i'm ashamed of my hometown!
(blackheart can you please correct my post for me and mark my score with a red pencil? and will this be part of our final grade?)
70. Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006 11:01 PM
ESQ and LaydeeBug
If we're doing some spring cleaning, I suggest we start with all who have a name that rhymes with boozy boo.
71. Posted by Mistress Batty on February 23, 2006 11:39 PM
How come it always says dating when they really mean 'got fisted by'?
72. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 11:45 PM
that dude is vile looking, how in the world does he get any chicks to talk to him without a gold medal...?!
73. Posted by antispace on February 24, 2006 1:13 AM
Well they do say that people are attracted to those similar to themselves...
Ginger + Ginger = whole lotta Ginger
74. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 24, 2006 7:23 AM
I happy for Shuan becuase he finally lost his viginity but I'm not sure he's aware of the kind of sexually transmitted nightmare world he's just stepped into. Nailing the town bike is nothing to be proud of son.
75. Posted by nichole on February 24, 2006 9:22 AM
He's so a woman. I didn't know Lindsay Lohan was a homosexual. Who knew?
(BTW he wants a date with Sasha Cohen..hahaha. Yeah, right.)
76. Posted by nichole on February 24, 2006 9:22 AM
He's so a woman. I didn't know Lindsay Lohan was a homosexual. Who knew?
(BTW he wants a date with Sasha Cohen..hahaha. Yeah, right.)
77. Posted by bakismaki on February 24, 2006 10:06 AM
the #1 post was hilarious, and sums it up quite nicely.
Damn what a ho!!!
She really has no standards at this point. That snowboarder guy actually sort of looks like carrot top.
78. Posted by Xanthia on February 24, 2006 10:17 AM
I just realized who he actually looks like!!! He looks like the CHARACTER in Mask - the son that was so ill.
And I have to add, I saw his interview this morning on CNN and although he does need a little coaching on how to handle himself verbally in one, he was actually charming...
79. Posted by SMF121490 on February 24, 2006 12:21 PM
Dating and hookin up for a one nighter are two totally different things. Lyndsey doesn't date, she slips into your room in the middle of the night, slimes ya, and leaves.
She is starting to be able to compete with PeePee Paris.
80. Posted by Chuck on February 24, 2006 2:58 PM
I wish I were famous so I could bang her ! At least before she gets AIDS.
81. Posted by k.a.t.i.e. on February 24, 2006 4:18 PM
okay so all this bashing on Shaun White that isn't cool.
I actualy like him. I has accomplished alot and that picture on the website is just a bad piture. He is an admirable charming guy who is not half as ugly as everyone is saying. Shaun is funny and really has accomplished tons of stuff. He pulls off sweet stuff at every competition and this year alone he won 2 gold medals at the x-games and a gold at the Olympics in Torrino.
and... I personally think he is hot.
82. Posted by SMF121490 on February 24, 2006 4:25 PM
It seems to me to be very rude and assuming to correct people's grammar. Especially, if you have made errors in yours also.
83. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on February 24, 2006 8:18 PM
i love how around a few days ago she wanted to "shed" her party-girl image and now she goes and probably has sex with every guy she meets. this girl has a new guy every three days, although i tend to think that the presss blows up stars' relationships.
84. Posted by Mr. Fritz on February 25, 2006 1:12 AM
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS GIRL?
85. Posted by HollyJ on February 25, 2006 11:26 AM
Iy downt gno whie yu peepel arhe woreed abboutt speleng gramer an punkshoeashun its knot thatt bigh ah dill sheeshh
86. Posted by Tania on February 26, 2006 12:12 AM
Oh my dear k.a.t.i.e.(#81)- Being a good athlete (and pulling off "sweet stuff") does not automatically make someone attractive. However, having money does.
What was I saying...oh yeah, at first I thought you might be his sister or something. But when I got to the end of your post I realized you aren't his sister, you might just be 13 years old. And who am I to say what's attractive...To each her own, ya know? So what's the point of my post? No, seriously, please let me know when you figure that out.
87. Posted by veggi on February 27, 2006 9:34 AM
I thunk shees real purdy, I don'd no if I spells corecctely, but thankffuly knowbody hear kares.....
88. Posted by MustangLaura on February 27, 2006 2:05 PM
Someone refresh my memory when does she go get to get her blood taken and given her monthly shots. I dont see how her cooch hangs in there as rail thin as she gets .. I bet that why she got fat again she was so loose and so thin her vag just starting falling out... or was that her penis ... either way she got fat so she could stuff it back in.
89. Posted by k.a.t.i.e. on February 27, 2006 5:13 PM
Tania
1- I am 16
2- I am NOT a gold digger
and
3- I seriously think Shaun White is extremely hot
90. Posted by peopleRweird on July 29, 2006 5:28 AM
OK I know it's wayyyyyyyyyyyy too late to comment but cut me some slack people:i've been in Africa for the past two years(where the hell have you been?)and all my friends are hosting a getting me back into pop culture party and are using the Superfish as an aid since I haven't been near a TV for a while.frist thing I have to say is Shaun White repulses and attractics me at the same time.the second is why lindsay lo/hohan she turned into such a skank!I understand that he probaly wanted to get screwed because no one else would but really shaun have moe integretiy-that is screw somone with more class.like that Reid girl