Feb 17 2006Kelly Osbourne is going bald

you don't need looks when you got great DSL's

If Michael Jackson put on some weight, he'd look just like her.

Davey Jones in bad punk make-up.

She COULD be cute but she chose the higher, ugly road. Good for you Kelly! Fight the Power!

Not cool, my father was bald so I take personal offense to this.

She looks like a caricature of a domestic violence victim.

yeah...i know....like somebody had nothing better to do than alter poor kelly's picture! That is what happened..right?....yuck!!!

Worse, *I* was bald for 5 years. :)

Now let's round up a cancer patient, and we'll have the trifecta.

All I have to say is Haha! Serves you right for changing your color every single day. What did she think was gonna happen? It would be silky and smooth? NO!! It gets dried and falls out.

You guys are so clueless...don’t you know...the 9 year old boy look is SO over...the Uncle Fester look is where it’s at ladies.

she kinda looks like mr. bill in this picture. if she does go bald, and i'm hoping she does, maybe she could do the boy george thing and paint on streaks of blue hair.

I can only pray that, this picture is doctored,, Whewww,,,, Double Whewww.

#8.pixelbasic - LOL

she looks like the Bride of Chucky...for christ sake, Kelly, i used to like your look!

now imagine her completely bald........*flinch*

i swear, a little bit of vomit just came up into my mouth :(

She is one of those girls who thinks she is ugly, so dresses weird so that she can pretend to herself that "People are looking at me because I'm so unique and stylish" instead of "People are wondering how with all my money I look like Johnny Dep's Mom in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.
Hell she should just shave her head and say it's a new look.

I was wondering what ever happened to Pete Burns.....

As Chandler Bing would say, "Could she BEEE any uglier?"

"Wha? Izzat me daughter? She looks like fookin' Curly....SHARON!!!"

At least Jack got his shite together. For Kelly, a chrome dome would be an improvement - this beyotch can't get any fuglier. She's destined to spend the rest of her useless life looking like the love child of Tammy Faye Baker and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Actually, pete burns was on the most recent big brother in britan which ended a few weeks ago.

Man, she is HOT. Is she single? Where can I get me some of that?

In that picture she looks like she belongs in that HBO special Hookers at the Point giving out $5 blow jobs on the corner.

I used to lay awake at night and wonder "What could possibly make Kelly Osbourne any fucking uglier? Bright green hair? No. Missing two front teeth? Maybe. Gained 50 more pounds? Nope. What could it be?" Baldness. That's it!! Now I can sleep easy, the riddle has been answered. Just pissed I didn't think of that earlier.

#15, LMFAO.

#18, I was ON that HBO special! So what are you saying?!

I'd hit it!!!!

I'm sorry...I thought this was Mr. Bill from the picture.

She looks okay here:

http://www.simplyskindeep.com/photos/kellyosbourne01.jpg

and would look way better if she would smile.

Buffalo Bill is back in town.

It's just a goddamn shame when kids from a stable, loving, centered family go wrong. What did Ozzie do to deserve this? God can be a prick sometimes.

Joe Pesci + Make up = That Picture

maybe it's just me.

#9- I would say more like Sluggo than Mr. Bill.

#15- Friggin' hilarious!

#23- Yeah, she does look good there. Unfortunately, that was about 15 dyejobs ago.

Think she's ugly now?
In 20 years she'll become James Carville.

For those of you who don't know him...

behold the face of terror.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Jamescarville2.jpg

#20, I'm saying you probably saw that clown standing on the corner giving out $5 blow jobs!

Are you sure that is Kelly Osbourne? It looks like John Goodman in drag. Is there a "To Wong Foo Two" or "Tootsie the Deuce" coming out soon?

Man, besides the obvious things (and there are many) that are wrong with her in that picture, it doesn't show the most messed up thing. That girl has got a seriously mucked up grill. Wouldn't you think that with all her daddy's millions, this girl could get some damn veneers or something? Just don't go to Hillary Duff's veneer guy.

Also, she looks very much like Ringo Starr after a drunken transvestite sleepover or something.

Gee, that is really something to let the media know. I guess after the success of "The Osbournes" and her albums tanking NOTHING is going on for her. Maybe she just should sit back and enjoy all that money daddy has made over the years, being the real talent of the family.

When she dresses quite normal she looks good:

www.backstage7.de/.../ kelly_osbourne_01.jpg

Why does she always look like some old lady from the trailer park .. you know the type always smoking wears only a moo moo and slippers and has 3 cats named fluffy and has pictures of her dead husband arnie all over the trailer.

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahaha *pees a little* hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah *gasps for air* hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

classic karma.

...and naturally brown-haired, hairdye-happy people like Gwen Stefani, Tori Amos and Courtney Love still have all their hair HOW? Why can't they go bald? They've been bleaching and dying their mops for decades.
I sort of almost feel bad for Kelly, because she knows she's fat and weird looking.

I don't recommend Kelly O. going bald. She'll look like Uncle Fester.

The issue of her fatness really has to do with the shape of her face. If you cover up her face then her body looks fine.
This also works for one night stands, hookers and ex's.

Devil, I wanna see you in a blue dress.

She looks SOOO much better with a little bit of a tan.
http://yuridojc.blogs.com/yuriblog/images/040804_400_st.lucia_4-tm.jpg

I'd hit it.

Why is everyone talking as if she'd look WORSE with no hair?

I hope she does go bald and has to wear wigs. It would look better that what she's got goin' on now.

Yes, you read it right. I'm saying that hair from a dead horse's ass would look better than her real hair.

I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about this poor girl balding, essentially saying she's got no hair, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but an ugly hairless runt and a one line joke about a cold clammy head.

OK, so her hair is a *little* over-dyed...but using that Joker-from-Batman picture is just mean. Check out #23's link to what she looks like now - still brassy and balding but MUCH, MUCH better looking than that Cathy's Clown shot...

RE: #18...LMAO...hut see...here's the thing - If I gave this troll a five dollar bill for some head, I'd expect to get back at least $2.50 in change!

LaydeeBug - absolutley.

She'd be great as one of the baseball fury's looking like that if they ever decide to make a remake for the warriors.

Absolutely has the word "slut" in it (hee hee)

I totally see a celeb marketing gimmick in this. Kelly could have her own line of wigs, like Zsa-Zsa or which ever Gabor sister it was. 'The Kelly Osbourne Frightwig Collection'. She'll make a shitload of money!

Looks like she's got three arseholes in her head. Not a good look.

Why is everyone copying and pasting the same remark and making it fit the topic...

Ironic, because I just copied and pasted this:

#43 "I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about this poor girl balding, essentially saying she's got no hair, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but an ugly hairless runt and a one line joke about a cold clammy head."

#1 (latenitewetground) on the Paltrow board: "I'm all for making fun of celebrities. Even the repetitve to the point of tiresome jokes about druggin models put a sinful smile on my face. However, when it's about causing a miscarriage, essentially murdering a kid who hasn't done anything entertainingly stupid yet, it's bordering on either: really soulless, or having such bad writer's block that you could find nothing else to write about but a baby shower and a one line joke about killing an unborn baby."

I don't understand...

why doesn t she just get her face and body crushed and put back together like her mom...a new look asll around?? jack has gone from a pill popin mess to making out with kate moss, the most kelly will get is to have her face covered in it as she never sees the light of day...or is that mold?? who cares....

#39, HollyJ - That is hilarious!

Actually, I think she looks rather like Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter in "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

"Man, she is HOT. Is she single? Where can I get me some of that?"

um, how about the 9th circle of Hell? I think the demons there will fit the bill quite nicely.

I can't believe she looked in the mirror and thought, "Man, I look hot. I'm totally going out like this and I hope people take pictures of me."

Bleech

what happening kelly?

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http://rab1501.blogspot.com/

...Man, that is a baaad picture! She's one of those girls that can go either way. I've seen her look really cute/pretty/interesting...and then yeah, like this Fester+Bill.
Yes, I've noticed the pasted in posts too. What's up with that?

I will be washing my eyes out with toilet bowl cleaner for a while to get the shit stains off them that pic left.

Too bad she didn't lose her voice instead.

Kelly got the fuzzy end of the gene-lollipop. Her father's brains combined with her mother's pre-surgery looks. Actually, if she sounded more like her dad she'd have something more intelligent to say.

Awwwww, so cruel. I actually feel sorry for her. Women are sometimes made to feel that they can't be sexy without a lot of hair flowing down their backs. I know that some people don't mind the bald thing on women, but when is that last time you heard anyone say: Damn, I'm itching to get with that bald chick"? I hope Kelly learns to appreciate her new dome or learns to rock some cool wigs. I know that I would be crying my eyes out if my hair ever fell out.

Honey, Hair is the last thing you need to worry about. YOU NEED A HEAD TRANSPLANT!!

haiku for kelly

clumps of hair falling
no shortage of eyeliner
bald might be better

Hah you've said it all before me, I can't add anything except that there are some very witty and perceptive people posting here today. Fabulous comments! LOL!

There is a bright side people. You know there is no Kelly Osbourne sex tape.

LMAO PKClover...so true, so true. What a way to put it all in perspective!

Whatever happened to the guy who brought race into everything? You know "If Kelly Osbourne wher black yada yada yada.." I miss that guy.

Kelly osbourne without hair is essentially Butterbean.

http://www.nndb.com/people/840/000054678/

There is little makeup, normal makeup, alot of makeup, too much makeup, WAYYYYY too much makeup...and now Kelly introduces the Godzilla style makeup. I think she should be worrying about that rather then her hair. I mean it already looks like a wig, so if she didn't say anything people wouldn't notice the change.

That's a man baby.....

or is it Mick Jagger after a magic marker accident?

St.Minutia, you made me laugh for the first time at a post today. That was fucking priceless.

PK, you followed right behind. I think in the back of our minds, we all had that thought; it was just to scary to really gel up good 'n' firm.

Ouch, just when I thought all untalented people were supposed to be pretty.

I don't feel good tonite - and this picture is literally making me sicker.

Come to think of it, I started feeling sick right about the time I first saw the pic.

Thank you Kelly. Now go wash your face.

Ok folks, here's the deal: her parents have PLENTY of money. There is NO excuse for her using HOME coloring products. If she had just used professional coloring, done by a professional, and maybe not changed the color every other day, this wouldn't be happening. Hell, she could have changed her hair color every month and if it were done professionally, it wouldn't be nearly as bad.

There's not a heck of a lot you can do to your hair that will cause permanent damage but the top two are electrolysis and stripping the color out all the time with home products. Yep, that'll do it.

If she starts showing up in a baseball cap a lot, you'll know what's going on.

I thought it was Billie Joe Armstrong dressed up in Kelly Osbourne... EwWwwwWwWwwW!

Did she put on that makeup with a paint roller? There was less lipstick on my pecker after I hosted Free Coke on my Pecker night at the crack whore convention.

She is uglier than a barrell full of smashed assholes.

Yucky picture indeed. But I can't help but like the girl. She's got her issues, but she hasn't succumbed to the race-to-Karen-Carpenterhood that the rest of her generation in Hollywood is competing in. And she has a sense of humor. It's much easier and more fun to rip on Tom Homunculus Cruise and Parasite Hilton.

She uses the pubic hair of Sicilian men, it's the only thing resilient enough to last more than five minutes.

Takes hours to straighten though.

I'd definetly rather look at this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/b/b6/Penis.jpg

rather than Kelly Osbourne...I know, she's that bad

^Ugh, jeez, put that away! You can poke someone's eye out with that! Eugh!

LOL at this whole thread.

"The only way Kelly Osbourne could become less attractive is if she started growing horns. And even then, other horn-wearing animals like bulls and minotaurs and unicorns would be like "Dude...slumpbuster."

Ahahahahaa! Genious!

Sounds fair....She's going bald and her picture is going to make me blind.

She looks like Courtney Love!

Hahahahaah hafaball ... that blister looks like a little red heart <3

THIS PICTURE IS MAKING ME SICK!!!!! I have never in my life seen anyone so ugly (ugly doesn't even begin to describe it) or look so mentally ill.

Everytime I look at it I just cannot believe what I am seeing. And the gray eyes, the whole thing. It's so repellent.

That picture is mega old, she doesn't look that bad now. In fact, I detect some weight loss, if only she'd dress better and smile more. I guess that's how much Hollywood sucks when you're forced to be friends with Paris Hilton.

huh?

On second thought, she looks like a bug that's about to get squished!

"I'd hit it. I'd hit it hard and often"

--- spoken by Darth Gross, Wielder of the Ugly Stick in a 2004 Interview when her name came up.

"I was only doing my job officer"

--- spoken by Darth Gross, Wielder of the Ugly Stick in a 2005 Arrest for assult on Kelly Osborne.

"Yeah but did you have to do it for 8 solid days? That's just criminal."

-- spoken by the arresting officer

It's like her poppa said: 'Fairies wear boots'

i don't have very high standards, but i wouldn't even hit that.

#74 M@ce, see post #78. Is that your pecker party? I need an address, please.

She looks like a deformed mutant panda bear. Except with a bitchy whiny voice

If Eddie Izzard and Alice Cooper had a love child.....

I don't think dye alone would make hair fall out.. she probably bleached it all the time, roots and all. That does the trick.

monster.

"She looks like Courtney Love!"

Thats a insult to Courtney Love...I have to admit, Kelly is decent looking without all the makeup and crap...But the way she presents herself now (especialy in the above picture) is just ughhhhhhhhh....Funny how she critized Christina Aguilara for wearing too much makeup and looking like Dee Snider, but compare that to looking like John Hurts character in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

who is this monster on top of the page!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa