Feb 8 2006Kelly Clarkson breaks up
Kelly Clarkson and her boyfriend of six-months, rocker Graham Colton, have broken up due to their busy schedules. The Grammy nominated Clarkson told Bravo magazine:
He will always be one of my best friends. I'm not sad, really, because our relationship made me believe in love again. Maybe one day we'll get back together – if we don't have to work so much anymore.
I hope that day doesn't come, because a world without Kelly Clarkson working isn't a world I want to live in. Really, though, I'm kind of glad she's breaking up. I've been waiting for her to finally sing a song about a breakup.
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Reader Comments
1. AmberDextrose - February 8, 2006 6:33 AM
Oh yippee, another chance for her to pour out more dirgy droney funereal tunes.
I confess I once bought her album on the strength of 'Miss Independence'. The charity store where I donated it now locks its doors when it sees me approaching with a bag.
2. Whatup - February 8, 2006 9:47 AM
Who the hell is she and who cares?
3. LaydeeBug - February 8, 2006 10:08 AM
OHHHHH! Say it ain't so??? Jeez, I though she was going out with an afro-headed kid named Justin. You know what I'd like to see? A real statement if break up. "Yeah, we broke up because he has a small pee-pee and wouldn't buy me any jewelry." Or my personal fave "THAT DOUCHEBAG! I hope he rots and I never see him again. Oh and I banged your best friend, chump!"
4. crazydelicious - February 8, 2006 10:16 AM
i love kelly clarkson
5. ESQ - February 8, 2006 10:17 AM
Ah, oh......hummmmmm who cares. But she looks better from her days on "American Idol." Maybe this guy caught wind of her "star power" when she refused to allow the talentless fucks that audition for that show to sing her songs. Well la-dee-da, I guess she forgot what got her start. He probably could not take it after awhile and left her ass.
6. reesestet - February 8, 2006 10:22 AM
It is easier to get a piece of ass on the road when you don't have a long distance relationship following you like a black cloud. Damn groupies!
7. LaydeeBug - February 8, 2006 2:23 PM
This is messed up but, try as I might, I can't find one thing about Kelly Clarkson that I find even remotely attractive. And I've looked people. The girl can sing, that's for sure, but her face......and her body, it's all unproportioned. And her taste in clothes is surely questionable. Oh and if you don't like this post, read the top of the site, it says The Superficial. When in Rome....
8. Jayne - February 8, 2006 2:27 PM
rocker Graham Colton..
What *rock* band is this guy in?
I'd google but I'm lazy.
9. LoneWolf - February 8, 2006 2:46 PM
Kelly's a great talent. And by "great talen" I mean, "At 7:00am today I flushed down the toilet something brown and coiled that had more significance than Kelly Clarkson."
10. the wolf - February 8, 2006 3:22 PM
Jayne--I made the mistake of Googling him. His website plays one of his stunningly nauseating songs. I had to clean my ears out with bleach. No, the words "rock" and "Graham Coulton" should not appear in the same sentence.
11. polaroidmoment - February 8, 2006 5:50 PM
I love Kelly Clarkson, but despise it when people say, "He/she will always be one of my best friends."
12. fluku - February 8, 2006 6:33 PM
i hope shes blows up like a beluga after this, i love fat chicks
13. HollyJ - February 8, 2006 8:10 PM
Is that Valeria Bertinelli in a blonde wig ?
14. DuckBoy - February 8, 2006 8:23 PM
He's in the Graham Colton Band which is her openning act...
so how is their busy work schedule keeping them from being together?
Sorry, I don't have time to walk across the hall to your dressing room right now?
15. Kelly - February 8, 2006 10:20 PM
Kelly is all time AI best!!!!
16. Jewbacca - February 9, 2006 12:05 AM
He realized he was banging a fat chick.
17. becca11 - February 9, 2006 12:13 AM
lonestar? who the fuck are any of you, shes a millions times more successful than any of you, you're incredibly pathetic. She is loved by millions and her records have sold. What the fuck are you talking about the thrift store doesn't want her CD?? Your dumb as shit, that makes no sense! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BOUGHT HER CDS HER SONGS WERE NUMBER ONE YOU FOOOOOOOOL!!
18. Cosmopolitan - February 9, 2006 1:38 AM
Hilarious when people defend her. Kelly Clarkson is so nauseating.
19. slinkhard - February 9, 2006 5:58 AM
'Maybe one day we'll get back together – if we don't have to work so much anymore.'
The edge of my seat is available, should someone want it.
20. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 1:15 PM
Anyone called becca has no voice in my book. Slinkhard, you're my hero. Thanks for the belly laugh.
21. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 1:16 PM
Holy shit HollyJ, that's it! I was wondering who that was.
22. LaydeeBug - February 9, 2006 1:21 PM
Becca honey, were we talking about money, or record sales? AND since we're on the subject, you're on a site called THE SUPERFICIAL. Oh and stop yelling at us.
I don't love her, I have NO money but I can honestly say I'm no idolater. Get her off the pedestal Becca, before she falls on you and crushes you with her collossal Greek ass. (Well, it will be collossal in 10 years) Remember where you are or go find another site to post your adolescent, materialistic, douchebag ramblings.
I'd like to dedicate this one to PAPAHOTNUTS, HOLLYJ and LICKY-LICKY!
23. becca11 - February 9, 2006 11:32 PM
your name is ladybug ya dumb slut.
24. becca11 - February 9, 2006 11:36 PM
i WAS being superficial. why is anyone talking about talent here?
25. LaydeeBug - February 10, 2006 3:34 PM
That's not my name REBECCA. Read number 17 again, estupida, hija de puta, come mierda, maricona, cara de chele majado, malparida......shall I continue? Don't mess with the big dogs unless you have fangs. And a drivers license, bee-otch.
26. Kellys#1fan - March 8, 2006 1:56 PM
omg!becca i totally agree how can u use kelly and the words fat,ufly,bad in 1 post! im sorry but shes beautiful and she is the best ever n theres no point n calling her names really cos shes not gonna change 4 no1 she is hu she is n if u dnt like her thats ur problem so just leave it ffs!!!!!!!! n a website where u diss ppl wtf?!!!!!!!