She a zombie?

that's some serious Jack Nasty on her lip

Who cares about the fashion statement....am I the only one marveling at the fact that this proves that she's *really, actually pregnant?!?!*

For real, I thought her bump was just a pillow shoved under her shirt.

I'm stunned........!!!

This what Madonna would have looked like in the "Hung Up" video if she'd been knocked up.

Looks like the only thing Katie's been hung up on is psychotic cock.

It's not as though she left the house like this. It was the wind that blew up her shirt Marilyn syle. And to you nay sayers who think she was birthing a stuffed pillow, HA! She's really pregnant! And if it takes an embarrassing photo to get THAT point across my friends, job well done. However, wouldn't strain against the meat curtains a bit uncomfortably? Ow.

I think Marilyn posed for those pictures, similar to Katie. If she wasn't posing, she could have used her free hand to cover her stomach. It looks more like - I really am having a baby!

Well, if Tom wasn't gay before, he will be after he takes a gander at those pics. Jeez. Who dressed her - Britney?

All I want to know is who REALLY banged her and knocked her up. Tom Cruise is a father like Michael Jackson is a father.... Come on out, Tom... We all know. And bring Travolta with you... I wonder if L. Ron was gay too...

Oh, and that is not the first time she has splotched out the lips. I saw a pic with her (here I think) that showed full on fever blisters on that top lip.

But yes, she is ACTUALLY pregnant. I too am stunned. I just want to know whether or not the syringe enjoyed it. Lucky en-vitro application device bastard... Please let me reincarnate as that device... Please? It would be fine since her vag is without doubt a "Tom Free" zone.

HeeHaw - HAHA... maybe thats the whole point of the outfit... She's been reading the tabloids about herself and felt she could just do this and then its proof without her saying a word...

PKClover - thats why there are more buttons on that shirt that she "forgot" to do up. That tends to prevent clothing from doing the 'Marilyn thing'...

I don't care what anyone says - it's so nice to see those little bitty celebrities fucking FAT! Even if it is because of pregnancy and in 3 months she'll be tucked, sucked and plucked looking amazing as usual...it doesn't make me feel so bad for being average - and for eating lunch...or eating for that matter.

Holy....

Well, I'm not hungry now.

she's doing a great job of looking casual whilst conveniently dispelling those fake pregnancy rumors...
hey, maybe she can act after all...

First of all, that is not a fishnet leotard, get your facts strait. Secondly, why all the rage people? This is a pregnant woman. No matter what knocked her up, she is still carrying around a human being who is sucking the life out of her 24/7. I have deep, deep respect for pregnant girls, they don't have it easy, I'm sure half the time the're wishing to strangle the fetus, or the jackass who implanted it there.

I think her head is growing faster than the anti-christ in her womb. Every picture I see of her she has that nasty lip. Tom gave her herpies, which he got from K-Fed while giving him a hummer to Popozao.

The end is near!

pregnancey aside, does anyone out there remember when she was actually pretty? it seems like a loooong time ago now.

There was no doubt she was pregnant. I do think her taste was in doubt though.

Well, there ain't no doubt now.

while it was hard to believe she was pregnany (doesn't tom cruise have too low of a sperm count or something??), i never doubted her pregnancy...but is it me or does her bump seem smaller than it's been in the past, i mean come on pictures in october showed her ready to burst!!

You can tell in the first pic she's got her 'Costco-Sized' coffee and getting ready to again spend her day to ponder, "How did I get myself into this mess?"

She should pop into Walgreen's for a tube of Blistex....I mean come on! It costs less than those endless coffees she shops for. Prioritize Katie!

She looks older pregnant. Doesn't look like a teenager anymore.

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't caffeine really GOOD for Prego’s and the unborn? Wonder if she put a shot of Vodka in in too?

Alright - I hate her. She's like how effing pregnant now, she hasn't been in public without Tom "I love cock" Cruise in like over a year, and suddenly, she's taking walks to the local coffee shop to get a cup of coffee...doesn't she have handlers to do these types of things for her...

I figured Cruise had her locked in his cellar anyway with the other little boys.

She probably has a camel toe and doesn't know it or see it for that matter.

To comment #19, that was fuckin' hilarious!

One word: gross.

I thought "onesies" go on the baby not on her.

she trying to have a screwed up kid by giving it coffee? Hey Katie you aren't suppose to have coffee when you are pregnant.(granted we don't know for sure if it is in the cup but I am assuming it is.)

that's exactly what I was thinking... No coffee for fetus. But screw coffee, if I was impregnated with devil seed I'd be taking shots to the head.

Look, I have a six-month-old and remember all too well the misery of being pregnant. Especially in finding clothes that a) fit and b) look halfway decent. Katie's--oops, sorry, "Kate's"--just thrown in the towel, though, because there's no excuse for... whatever you call that monstrosity. Even on my worst day, etc., etc. (Oh, and you can have 1-2 small servings of caffeine a day. Boy, I treasured those servings.)

I know it looks like a fashion faux-pas, but that leotard serves a perfectly logical purpose. With all the freaking ultrasounds Cruise put this woman (and fetus) through, that vag net keeps the baby from forcing its way out of what is now, most assuredly, a radioactive uterus.

I wonder if she'll give the baby to Michael Jackson if he pays her more than Tom. And whats with that outfit? That baby is going to come out with Mesh Marks on it's face. Oh yeah, one more thing...Tom, please go back on the medication. You were much more entertaining when you were the silent stupid type.

Her "leotard" looks more like a wife beater stretched out and tucked in her pants than it does a leotard. Hmm...has Katie been to see K-Fag?

Ladies and gentlemen, why has no poster, to my knowledge, suggested what is obvious to me: that Ms. Holmes is most likely still a virgin. Would not the ego of the "man who cannot be named" be most satisfyingly stroked by a birth via immaculate conception?

@23 Camel toe LOL

http://www.robrob8.com/song_parody/i_can_see_your_camel_toe.htm

LMFAO @ Poster # 2 - That is funny Holly.

But she is pregnant. So her attitude at this point in time about fashion is limited. She looks like she is going to have some serious stretch marks though.

suppose Queen Cruise has let Katie know that little bugger is gonna come bursting outta that belly ala Aliens?
Long Live Xenu!

The coffee is prob decaf. Decaf's ok.

I just wonder if she has to drink it in silence in the dark.

The father is Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
It's true. I wouldn't lie.

Someone needs to tell her that you're not supposed to pull your granny panties all the way up to your boobs.

What amazes me is that that jackass Tom invests in something so "medically" important as a sonography machine, yet neither he nor Katie seem to think getting a prescription for effing Valtrex to take care of Katie's crusty lips might be in order. For God's Sakes!

Good point, Rachel. Maybe we are looking at this the wrong way. It's not a mesh t-shirt at all, but rather, some sort of weird thong scenario she's got riding up the front of her business....
Sweet....

Yes, it is difficult to find attractive, well-fitting clothing when you're puffed up like the goodyear blimp. But both her and her baby-daddy's combined income is like a jillion dollars. They could afford their own maternity clothing line. But whatever. I applaud her for not giving a shit.

is that a BODYSUIT?! at least those snap open easily in case she randomly goes into labor.

mmm. bodysuits and herpes.

Why does she and Tom feel it's necessary to remind/convince people about this? This pic only creeps everyone out and makes you sudder in disgust.
Poor baby. I wonder who the real father is.

Here comes The Mother-Ship. Put on your Nikes.

I know being pregnant its suppossed to be a beautifull experience; the circle of life and all that shit. BUT FUCK ME are preganat women disgusting or what? I'm ashamed to think I made my own mother look like that at one time. Would it be so hard to buy a bigger shirt? Fuck I'm glad I'm not the poor bastard who has to wash that unitard thing she's sporting. With lips like those I'd recomend a Level 2 bio-hazard suit with self contained breathing apparatus.

Why do people write "her bump" instead what it actually is, "her swollen belly?"

That said, no, pregnant women are certainly not disgusting, not per se anyway.

Anyway, how long has Katie Holmes been pregnant? It seems to me that I first heard of this pregnancy back when I was in college, which was over twenty years ago.

I think she's wearing a white tee of Tom's as an undershirt and pinned it to the top of her panties to keep it from popping up.

She prob doesn't realize how stupid it looks. Or she figures that no one would notice her shirt because they're staring at her puss-filled face infection.

If I ever masturbated to her...I apologize

So, do her and Tom Cruise go to the Church of Scientology together? And cuddle up while reminiscing over the good ol' days, when Xenu ruled the galaxy?

When Xenu returns, there will be fire and brimstone. You will all perish!

i hope that's some kind of herbal tea, and not coffee. that kid has enough trials and tribulations ahead, and doesnt need to be born sans frontal lobes or something

labia floss anyone??

If you squint your eyes she looks like a brunette Britney *{shudder}*

ps- #29 and 45 comments, I started to giggle so hard I had two co-workers come over and ask me what was so funny. Nice ones.

Is that....an infants' onesie?! Hey, those are for infants....not grown Adults!!

She is so fucking gross. That herpes on her lips is a nice touch to her grossness. I seriously think I wouldn't fuck her. WHO AM I KIDDING?!!! OF COURSE I WOULD FUCK HER!!! She still gross though.

Ultrasound is not radiation. It's just waves. Pretty harmless.

Tom may've purchased the machine, but it's just for publicity. I'm about 100% sure that Tom couldn't (1)figure out how to run the machine's computer or (2)figure out how to position the wand for an image or (3)figure out WTF they were looking at.

The average dufus nutbag closeted homosexual midget can't just work it like a beer tap... Hey...now I'm thirsty!

Comment #51- Gross and so funny!

she needs to tape a poker chip over her belly button to keep it from poking out like that

Decaf mocha latte: $4

Oversized aviator sunglasses: $249

Accidentally exposing your size 22 Fruit of the Loom maternity underpants with the gigantic leg holes and the waistband up to your boobs: Priceless

This is by far the most DISGUSTING "thing" I have seen in the 6+ months that I have been checking in on "the Superficial".

Not sure what's more painful, the fact that she may have had realtions w/ Tom or the fact that that body suit is so up her ass that maybe it's making a boy into a girl.

the fate of the world rests in Katie's hand. The spawn of Lucifer dwells on her freaking womb.

Well, hot damn, you mean the turkey baster and an old copy of Playgirl ACTUALLY works?

Maybe she's off to a pre-birth pilates class or something and that thing is an overstretched leotard or something. I'm just trying to find a reason...

Maybe she's off to a pre-birth pilates class or something and that thing is an overstretched leotard. I'm just trying to find a reason...

maybe wearing the aviator shades is not such a hot idea when you look like fat elvis. all she is missing is a pill bottle and a belt buckle. and a dildo for toms ass.

That can NOT be comfortable.
Most of those body suits snap between the legs. Someone's going to have to dig that out for her at the end of the day.

Come on, guys... it's not a leotard or a onesy. It's a wifebeater tucked in to the front of her jeans. Be grateful it's tucked in a little bit, otherwise we'd be seeing 100% of that alien incubator.

in NO WAY do i support "tomkat", but in her defense, it's simply a wife beater, under what i am assuming to be a shirt that tom wore in "risky business", and she tucked the front into her waistband as to not be those tacky people who are all about the tummy when they shouldn't be. but shudder, there's a spawn on the way.

Remember when Arnold Scwarzenager did that film about him having babies? Instant classic, but the point is they DO make realistic pregnancy tummies. Witness ER doing an "Emergency C Section [from stage left]).

Could just be that. In any case, she looks rather small for being so far along.

Sangita

And you all think that the tiny cup of coffe will be the biggest problem of that unborn child? It is enough that for the 1st week she/he will not be near her/his mother (how bad she could be, it is different matter). Yeah, if my close future looks like katie (be quite for a whole process of giving birth), coffee would be the most precious moment of my life :]

hasn't anyone in hollywood heard of "maternity jeans"???????

Posted by HollyJ - Ultrasound is not radiation. It's just waves. Pretty harmless

ARE YOU ON CRACK??? Harmless?? Did you bother to read what ANY doctor has written on the topic?
Have you seen a woman with an extremely high voice break a glass by singing an extremely high pitched note? That is an example of what just ONE relatively slow sound wave can do. Ultrasound technology is based upon ultra high-frequency sound waves, which bombard the child in the womb at an extremely high rate of speed. If one slow sound wave from a woman's voice can break a glass, what can super high frequency sound waves do to your child? Ultrasound waves in laboratory experiments have been known to damage chromosomes, produce internal cellular heat which damages cells, retard the normal development of cells, and many other phenomenon.
Some studies show that, with ultrasound, you are more likely to lose your
baby. A study from Queen Charlotte's and Chelsea Hospital in London found
that women having doppler ultrasound were more likely to lose their babies
than those who received only standard neonatal care (17 deaths to 7).

I hate to admit it but sometimes a pregnant woman can be really hot. If she's just like normal size except for the big belly and she was hot to begin with. When you start getting into stretch marks and that general bloated look like her skin is coming off, I'll pass though. Herpes sores aren't a big boner-inducer either.

Maybe Tom gave her herpes!! :-O

wow i didnt believe she was actually preggers. Now i think she is. but not with Tom nutter Cruise's baby.

Does this girl do nothing but drink giant espresso drinks and shop for non-maternity low rise jeans? For christ's sake, have some self respect! I thought caffine was bad for a fetus?

What happened to my Joey Potter???

A girl is a "fiancée." "Fiancé" is for a guy. Either way, it's still gross.

Who wears a onesie as an adult? Honestly ... maybe it's practice for Tom ... some sick little game ...

If you color her hair blonde, she looks just like Britney. Maybe they'll have the same future in terms of marriage and family...

Maybe she thinks if her jeans fall around her ankles it will draw attention from her scabby mouth. Seriously, show me a pregnant woman who can snap a bodysuit on at 7 months. I think Tom is now dressing his Katie-doll in the morning.

What a bizarre thing to wear. I mean, I could understand the whole snap crotch tank thing if it were associated with a sleek or stylish outfit. But as an element in casual wear? While one's pregnant? I would imagine it a chore to unsnap and resnap, make sure all snaps are snapped, everytime one had to pee. Which I would figure to be pretty much constantly if one is pregnant AND drinking coffee. Not to mention it just looks really stupid.

somewhere Dawson is crying...and spanking himself over her frontal wedgie...

Didn't snappy-crotches go out with the new millenium? I wore one when I was in high school, and that was over ten years ago.

OK, someone really needs to tell Katie that it is time to buy some Maternity Clothes.

The button on her jeans looks like it could pop off and kill someone.

And just another little tip Katie, they put all those button on the shirt for a reason...I know it is hard to button your own shirts, so surely one of your scientology guides can do it for you.

Watch that snap, when it blows you'll put your eye out. (Oh, hey I get it. That's what the Grandpa Went to the Eye Doctor Shades are for.)

I really think the Homunculus unlocks Katie's cage once a day, and then, as long as she promises to give the paparazzi some good shots of her bump while she's out, he gives her like 12 minutes in which to get dressed (in the dark, presumably), do a coffee run, and get back in the cage. ["It puts the lotion in the basket."]
#69 - You're right - they make VERY realistic pregnant belly prostheses (remember when Rachel was pregnant on Friends and showed her "stomach"?). I'm still not convinced she's pregnant - her belly popped out overnight about six months ago and has stayed the same size (and occasionally appeared smaller) ever since then. It was particularly unconvincing how her belly button popped completely out on about Day 2 of her pregnancy - isn't that supposed to happen a lot later on?

Some caffeine is okay while you're pregnant. You just can't over-do it.

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/refcap/3955.html
Guidelines issued by the Food Standards Agency in October 2001 suggest that women have no more than 300mg of caffeine a day while pregnant. This is equivalent to three mugs of instant coffee or six cups of tea or eight cans of cola per day.

All I can think of when looking at that photo is 'one very painful front wedgie'

Hmmm, I have been having trouble finding "glass" turkey basters so me and my "beard" can do self inflicted in vitro ... it's hard to sterilize "plastic" and being gay and a scientologist I'm not sure "plastic" is allowed ... it ain't natural. We do have the little glass pyrex dishes!

#29. Hillarious. Radioactive. LOL

Gay men are notoriously talented when it comes to dressing their women. Or is Tom too busy making another bad film to act as Katie's stylist?

o_O what is this?
Disgusting, that's what.
Now I'm thinking about that fabric stretching down to Holmes' crotch....EW EW EW EW

Ultrasound has NEVER been shown to cause damage to a fetus EVER. The granolas and the religious-fanatic websites poo it because they want people to have babies in their basements or under trees without medical care.

"Holistic medicine" like this causes far more incidents of problems in pregnancy and delivery than all the ultrasounds in the history of Mankind combined.

I'm an xray tech, and whenever anyone in our dept would get preggo, they'd pop over to ultrasound in their free time at work (whenever it was late or weekends-very slow) and the US techs would give them a quick look-see on the US. This happened ALL THE TIME.It's not policy, but it happens.

NONE of these women EVER had problems, despite the fact that they prob had an ultrasound AT LEAST once a week during most of their pregnancy.

Dogs, mice, dolphins, and bats can hear ultrasound, but not humans.

Statistics are manipulated. "Studies show that, with ultrasound, you're more likely to lose your baby." Well, when the doctor SUSPECTS PROBLEMS, they often DO ultrasounds, so it turns out that more women with problems during pregnancy get diagnostic ultrasounds; This does NOT mean that ultrasounds CAUSE these problems.

(It should be illegal to twist stats to push a cause.)

HollyJ, where do you get your stats from? I worked for a doctor who never recommended ultrasound for his pregnant patients before the third to fourth month unless there were problems. Even after that time he was cautious and wary about over doing it. In his opinion there was nothing to prove that ultrasound doesn't cause damage either. He likened ultrasonic waves to a fetus to shaking a baby. Also, the fact of the matter is that most pregnant women get ultrasounds done regardless of problems...so much for your theory that most of them had problems to begin with.

I think it should be illegal to make claims in the interest of supporting fellow technicians.

it's a muscle shirt that she tried to tuck in obviously. I mean she can't see all the way down there and feels part of tucked in so she probably doesn't know it isn't--it's not a leotard or whatever. Muscle shirt (wife beater)

She looks a bit like she's wearing a diaper. Maybe she's testing out different brands to see which are the most comfy for her unborn. Poor clueless bitch.

Let us hope she doesn't name it Apple or Mortimer or some other cruel name.