Feb 8 2006Katie Couric gets pooed on

italian birds rock

What an awesome jobs those bird did on that woman. Once upon a time Katie was a cutie and seemed nice but that was pre-NBC.

Other than Paris can there be a more annoying woman on the planet. If she was the only news (lol) person reporting on coming of Christ I woudn't watch because I'm sure she would feel she was more important then Him.

mama mia! la pobrecita con la caca de los palomas! that's what katie gets for being so darn phony!!! ok, i got that off my chest ;)

should have read "the second coming of Christ"

Glad to see the birds did what many only dreamed.

phony |ˈfōnē| (also phoney) informal adjective ( -nier, -niest) not genuine; Katie Couric, fraudulent : I thought your accent was a bit phony.

noun ( pl. -nies) a fraudulent person or thing, Katie Couric.

DERIVATIVES phonily |ˈfōnilē| adverb phoniness noun

ORIGIN late 20th cent.: NBC Today Show.

K then

HAHAH #1 hilarious...I think the birds recognized how ugly her coat was.

maybe the birds were there to help her pluck those eyelashes some more

Those birds did to Katie, what SHE has been doing to the quality of television for years!. Rock on Feathered Critics.

Somewhere, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog ("for me to POOP ON!!) is smiling.

Funny, but I have NEVER see Katie Couric host or announce anything. Except once when she was on Will & Grace. Maybe I should quit my job and stay home so I can watch her.

LOL @ #1. Short and sweet.

I have no problem with Katie Couric but any time a celeb gets crapped on, I think that's a Good Thing.

It would be funny if Katie went up to the bird like Tom Cruise did to the photographer who squirted him with that fake mic. She would be all like, “Why would you do that? You’re a real jerk.” To be fair to the pigeon though, wouldn’t you crap your pants if a giant wearing work gloves picked you up by your feet? Verdict: Wrong Katie, pigeons are not jerks.

Wage war!!

The Italians CLEARLY have something against America!!

DAMMIT! I've spent the last six years of my life training a flock of pigeons for this very thing and now someone has beaten me to the punch.

What am I supposed to do with my life now?

The birds are Italy's response to her beyond-annoying-man-on-the-streets yesterday with the fat, loud-mouthed, spoiled Southern frat girls... "Hey, Girl - I was a Delta , too - but at UVA, not Texas...." She's in Freaking Florence, and that's all she can think to shreik about. Beautiful.

Unfortunately I saw this live today and it's bird FOOD on her head, not poo. She was trying to get a bird to land on her head as she was feeding the birds from her hands.

Unfortunately I saw this live today and it's bird FOOD on her head, not poo. She was trying to get a bird to land on her head as she was feeding the birds from her hands.

if only bird could be trained to poop on matt lauer too. and al roker.

Poo - which accurately describes the Today Show.

I heard that if a bird craps on your head it's good luck. It happened to me once and I didn't feel particularly lucky that I was covered in bird crap.

Wouldn't it be sweet if she's secretly terrified of birds but was convinced to "give the viewers what they want"? And what's with wearing the gloves but she's willing to have bird food smeared *in her hair* so one of those freakin' germ-laden pidgeons will land on her head? I'm so grossed out by this display of stupidity.

K.C.: "Someone please get me some toilet paper!!"
Italian Guy Standing Next To Her: "No need to. De bird ees far away now"

oops! Meant "pigeons". And don't anyone defend her by sayin' it was cold in Italy at this time of year and that's why she's wearin' the gloves. Any Northerner knows ya wear a hat as well if that's the case. :oP

man- birds get to have ALL the damn fun.

*kicks dirt*

Hate to say it, but I was watching this morning and can confirm that THIS IS NOT REAL. Someone put bird FOOD on her head, and the birds didn't even touch it. In fact, after the bird segment, she commented that she was happy that not a single bird shat on her, and kept her coat on throughout the rest of the show.

jb,m.

Now, if Matt Lauer would just jump up there and poop on her head!!
The rumor I hear is that Couric will be leaving NBC for CBS after the Olympics. Possibly to replace Rather on the evening news.

her jacket looks like the seat-cushions on my parents' patio furniture.

These birds did what I've wanted to do for years and all I have to say is: ABOUT TIME.

"Hate to say it, but I was watching this morning and can confirm that THIS IS NOT REAL."

Thanks for clearing that up. Being employed and all I rarely have time to sit around watching that harpie Couric molest birds but thanks to folks like yourself I can now rest easy knowing no-one was shat upon.

Okay... I saw her for the first time in a long time this morning and didn't even recognize her. What is up with her face? It looked swollen and her eyes look like they have been pulled up on the sides. Did she get a face lift recently?

Couldnt have happened to a better cunt.

I'd hit it

"Real" or not, this deserves to happen...and we can all dream, right? And dimestore, I wouldn't hit that with the front end of a 74 Chevy...oh, wait...yes I would, provided said Chevy was travelling at least 50 mph.
(p.s. - right on CaptainAwesome!)

me too, i hope your talking about the pigeon

Yeah 35, leave Italian pigeons alone. If you have your own personal pigeon at home, that's your business.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

lol@1!

Couric is a top of the line idiot. I love that expression of Matt Lauer's face, who you know was like, "Get that f*cking bitch pigeons!"

SIDENOTE: the posts on Superficial have been funnier lately. Rock on Superficial!

YUK! you can see the crap in here hair too.

Opening February 8th across the nation:

The Today Show remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s "The Birds" starring Katie "Craptacular" Couric as herself.

BTW #1 and #5 awesome posts!

Nice!

It did not happen. I saw the show. I do not know what it means, but Pidgeons refuse to crap on Katie Couric.

Why did they have Pidgeons anyway? Don't they usually use doves for these things? The Today Show must be very cheap hehe O.o

i think katie was rolling on some x, she was enjoying the pidgeon shit.

i hope at least a tiny bit got in her mouth and she peed a little when it happened.

And I thought I had a "crappy" day at work.

its about fucking time.

Oh yes... Life has a way of surprising me. Never could I have imagined that I would be truely jealous of a bird. Way to go my feathered friend!

Can someone tell me something? What the hell is she doing in Milan, more than being pooed on by a cool pigeon I mean? Olympics are in Turin!!!

In a display of patriotism to show the world terrorists birds aren't going to win, Katie grabbed the bird and promptly shit on it's beak.

Thats what she gets for laughing her ass off at 'The Roker' when his former fat ass was almost blown away doing Hurricane coverage.
Karma's a Big Fat Bitch Couric!!!

"Thanks for clearing that up. Being employed and all I rarely have time to sit around watching that harpie Couric molest birds but thanks to folks like yourself I can now rest easy knowing no-one was shat upon."

Wow. Um. I'm employed full-time and go to school full-time -- I just have a different schedule than yourself. Way to assume I'm unemployed simply because I'm able to be at home at 8 a.m. on a Wednesday morning, genius.

Katie Couric is a tool. I wouldn't touch her with Al's.

HangTenHoney

I made fun of you becuase your post was lame, not because your un-employed. Try to stick with the Superficial program OK? Or should I type slower...

If she didn't get pooped on, what's in her hair?

Hmm, maybe I don't want to know.

Perky? More like obnoxious. Her long-winded questions-with-answers make the guest strain to squeeze in a word. The pigeon acted for all of us. I hope she jumps to CBS News 'cuz I never watch it.

Ha! Finally some drama in the news channels!

ha ha ha hhahah ah a

that is freaking funny.