Feb 1 2006Jordan Shows Boobs, Hides Boobs

errhh, I'm sorry- you were saying something?....

Oh, that wacky Katie Price. What article of clothing will she pop out of next?

She looks huffed out from the night before.

WHO IS THIS PERSON???? why does he seem to start appearing more frequently in your coverage????????

Is it me? Or can other people see a hint of a penis in that revolting little skirt too?

I'm with Kobe on this one. This broad is more random than the Brooke Burke/Burger King campaign. Covering bimbos that couldn't even get cast on Baywatch seems a bit excessive. Whereas Lisa Loeb stripping to a thong for attention is sad, Jordan is just pointless.

I feel ashamed and embarassed. Not because I'm from the country of this Spawn of Santa but for all those tired years of not realising what you guys cut to straight away:

The fact that this bitch is in fact a dog. I mean, hell yes, we all knew she barked like Tom Cruise when offered a bone; that she was barking full stop.

But damn it, why did it take until now to notice those veiny arms, that manly stance, that... bulge! Surely the makeup alone should've alerted me.

I'm just surprised that s/he chose to be known as "Jordan". Why not Susan or Dorothy or Madame Mimi?

Who is she???
I don't watch porn, is she a porn star?

Her boobs look like they are just trying to come up for some air!

k, these pics just made me laugh... she seems to find it quite funny too, according to pic # 2.. and when I say she finds it funny, I mean in a "teehee, that nipslip was perfect, looked almost like a real accident... gossip site/mags, here I come again" kinda way

I like her. She seems nice. Also talented. Even if she IS a man, she's got a great rack. You have to admit.

PLLLLLLLLLLLEEAAAASSSEEEE don't start repoting on THIS ONE!! She gets enough coverage in the UK...and she has not actually DONE ANYTHING! ughhhhhh

Who is this woman and why is she so ugly?

I am the third person to post this question: WHO THE HECK IS JORDAN?????!!!!!!!!!!

I think its funny that guys would look at this sight and want real news the reason you look at a site like this is to see hot women. If this is the same girl Jordan I think it is she was in Playboy. To the guys that don't like these type of pictures go watch your broke back mountain with your boyfriend and get a drink with two straws and have fun.

If this "woman" didn't have those incredibly large implants, she would have nothing. Nothing but an ill-fitting bustier!

Transexuel can have large implants too...they can wear extra make up too... she really look like a man who got implants, make up, hair done, ...

For those of you who don't who Jordan is, she used to play for the Chicago Bulls. You knew her/him back then as Michael Jordan. Fed up with basketball, he received a sex change and dropped his first name. That's why she has a few masculine features. C'mon people- keep up with the times!!

Jordan is a glamour model (ie she poses naked) who married an ex z-list celebrity and writes tell all books and hates Victoria Beckham because she so longs to be her.

They're the cheap version of Posh and Becks, Dosh and Pecks.

Except she's useless, talentless and completely and utterly pointless. I agree with whoever said not to report on her. She's not interesting.

Jordan (Katie Price) is the UK version of Pam Anderson, if Pam hadn't done any TV shows or movies.

I see an Adam's apple...Hey, I'm just saying...

Slag, get a top that fits. She is also WAY too tan for a Brit.

I'm with 5 & 20: I'm not SAYING it's a man. But I definitely see what COULD BE a pecker in the last shot, and there's no question it has a big adam's apple.

I agree that we should stop covering it. This is a nobody to anyone not living on the British Isles. 'May as well report on the bag lady on the corner, for all the rest of the world cares.

TRASH! Simply Trash.

OH MY GAWD!!!!! That is a dude! What the F##K is going on here? Mike honey, you needs to know that less is more. Less make up, less tanning salon, less moustache, oops. Lawd have mercy, get me a barf bag. ughkkk, too late!

Boobs fake but I think that lump under her dress is real.

All the focus on the adam's apple, the manly face, the penis poking through the skirt, blah blah blah I mean...what about that bird's nest perched on top of her head??

That is just got fucked in the ass looking hair.

Oh, come on people. Leave her alone. She's a typical B-list Brit "celebrity," in that she looks like the mongoloid half-sister of the American glamour girl, and no one outside of the UK has ever heard of her before.

US glamour girls look like Barbie dolls, and Brit glamour girls always look like they are on welfare. And the news in that is ... ?

Is she pulling them back out in the last shot?

I've always considered breasts to be God's greatest gift to the human species. Please stop making me question this cherished assumption of mine.

Who is this chick and why do we care???

We shouldn't care. She is a "page 3" model from the UK who decided her tits weren't big enought so she got implants 3 times. Now she is a doulbe FF! She auditioned for Baywatch and didn't make it (that should tell you something right there). She's posed for Playboy, and has a kid that is blind. She is now trying to launch a "singing" career. Now no more of this skank please.

Why do people keep claiming Jordan is really a man? lol

I hope she retires the Jordan image soon.

WOWOWOWOWOWOW she is so FUCKING HOT and pretty!!!!!! god Jordan's definately one of the hottest girls on the planet, you people who critizice her are a bunch of hypocrite moralist fucks... if you don't think she's hotter than hell then either you are gay or you are a fucken jealous woman.

No talent? How in the world can anyone in their right mind claim this 'shim' has no talent? S(he) is a veritable Einstein of tittie tucking. Have you ever tried stuffing a bowling ball into a sandwich bag? Not too bloody easy. She is the Michelangelo of mellon mashing, the DaVinci of the D-cup... I think you get the idea. S(he)'s effing brilliant.

#34 are you on medication? If not, please see your doctor. I am a woman, and no, I would never want to look like that. With you as the rare exception, I doubt anyone of either sex would want that. Maybe Rupaul... They could start a really interesting drag show in Vegas.

mmmm boooooooobies.

Her face is as nasty as Fergie's from the Black Eyed Peas.
That is one ugly mugged gal.
I think I saw an outfit like that on a hooker down on Eight Mile Road.

....Hallo boob-fairy! At least I know where the rest of mine went! Geeeezus...who is she anyway?

Satin bustier? That's sooooo '97.

Peek-a-boo nipple? Never goes out of style!

Celebrity unworthiness aside, I think she's pretty. Okay, a bit too obvious and overdone perhaps, but pretty. She reminds me of Gina Gerschon.

er, I'd hit it!

You have to love a shot like that .. wasn't this the one on Rockstar : INXS ? and I agree .. Buldge, Adams Apple, Large HOOOOOTERS .. tough call ..

I know how he/she feels. I'm always having to tuck my dong back up inside the leg of my pants. what a pain.

ummm... who is this chick???

Jordan aka Katie Price is a British glamour model with 2 kids and her own TV show, its like the UK version of NewlyWeds. Underneath all that make up she is pretty and a damn good mum. She has shit loads of money and if she heard u lot bitching she'd probably kick your ass!!

HAHA, not sure what all the fuss is about. If Katie wants huge hooters then so be it. Kind of makes me appreciate the girl with a natural rack. She looked way better when she was natural back in the page 3 days, but I still like her. Cute girl.

So nasty D: That corset doesn't even look nice.

Can Superficial please stop reporting on wanna-be British celebrities. And if you want to include Gwynneth Paltrow in that mix as well, that's fine by me.

Isn't this site for news on celebrities, not ugly british chicks with strech marks and fake boobs?

Hey #44... call me.

Her face is nice but what the hell has she done to herself? She looks like a man. Please people do not mess with what God gave you or you'll end up looking like this.

P.S.: Strangely, in that last picture it sure looks like something's in that skirt. Well it's not really strange as it is...uhm expected.

I don't know who the hell she is and I'm glad.
Her face (from the pictures) looks awful.

Arf?

What an ugly, unknown, manly, untalented beast...that pretty much sums her up in my world. Wouldn't touch "it" with a 50 foot pole.

That is definately a man . . was, whatever.
The second shot I see an adam's apple, the third: no ass, no hips, broad shoulders . . .
If that is in fact a woman though, think about, she has some serious self-esteem issues.
Ridiculously fake boobs & hair, and all that makeup?
Someone please tell that skank that less really is more.

I agree with #36. I wouldn't want to look like that either. I guess he's good looking, but I wouldn't want breasts that big. OUCH!!! His face is frugly, too.

jknUK #46 said:

"Underneath all that make up she is pretty and a damn good mum."

Well Ok then, if that's true i won't write snarky comments.

But jeebus, is this what babes have gotta do to get noticed across the pond?

Doesn't say much for British men, that's for sure, except those that wanna get spanked by a faux he-she.

More like an adam's canteloupe and has a package to boot. That pic is just bad luck ... maybe.

WHO IS THIS PERSON??????? Yeah, me too.

Definitely Z list - maybe she can get with Kathy Griffin and figure out why they both come off so manly.

haha wouldn't touch her(?him?) either. She has the same effect as someone who has gone on the street naked with "I have aids and all those sexually transmited desises that come with it" written all over their body.

haha wouldn't touch her(?him?) either. She has the same effect as someone who has gone on the street naked with "I have aids and all those sexually transmited desises that come with it" written all over their body.

sorry for the double post. btw, found a more normal picture of her (where she actually looks like a woman...with fake boobs..but still a woman)

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/media/images/galleries/community/best_bum_british_women/medium/jordan.jpg

hermantia it's not a bad ass but still pretty damn flat compared to what is out on the market.

Jordan, aka Katie Price, is as someone said just like Pam Anderson. She screwed her way into being a celebrity and now all she does is show her boobs and talk about who she had sex with. The sad thing is that she actually looked pretty good before all the surgery now she is just horrible.

ok, am i the only one who notices that she looks just as stones as tara reid did when her boob popped out?

these hookers need to lay off the snow

Why not report on her? She's hot and these pics are funny - that's why I come to this site. Especially funny is the one that makes it look like she's got a penis haha.

Jordan looks SOO rough in those pictures. If she was a cartoon character she would probably have big dollar signs for eyes.

These pics are really old. Why post them now? Must be short of anything else to put on the site.

LOL #4

oh please god tell me that this pink wannabe Barbie hasn't made it to the US.
She and her Action Man husband are an embarrassment to everything that is right and British

The whole deal is in how you put on your underpants. It looks like Jordan put his on so his wank did a leaner. That's fine for guys with little d*cks, but some of us have to lay the sucker tip down and even get it to curve back underneath. That's the most comfortable way for me, anyway, and I think this guy is hot from the t*ts up.

she's so thin. like a slice of ham.
ugh...