February 23, 2006
Joe Pesci can do whatever he wants
Officials said today that Joe Pesci won't be charged for punching a fan who photographed him in a shopping center parking lot because there wasn't really any chance he would be convicted.
"The investigating officer was unable to determine who the primary aggressor was and there are no independent witnesses to the incident," Richstone wrote in response to a Boca Raton police warrant request.
If a fight breaks out between Joe Pesci and anybody else, it's usually a safe bet to assume the "primary aggressor" was Joe Pesci. This is the guy that stabbed a man to death with a pen in Casino for crap's sake. And just because I can't tell the difference between fiction and reality doesn't mean he didn't actually stab a guy to death with a pen. How is he not in jail? That's crazy.
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Comments
1. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 2:38 PM
rhymes with 'tiny tim complex'.
2. Posted by Blz on February 23, 2006 2:40 PM
What's a "chopping mall"?
3. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 2:41 PM
How has no one just lost it and killed this little guy already? Can someone go ahead and take care of that for me?
4. Posted by Blz on February 23, 2006 2:41 PM
Excuse me..."chopping center"
5. Posted by mrs.t on February 23, 2006 2:41 PM
i think a 'chopping mall' is the same as a 'chopping center'.
Duh.
6. Posted by celticshel on February 23, 2006 2:43 PM
A chopping center?
Anywhere Joe Pesci hangs out.
7. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 2:50 PM
Joe Pesci is a leather face and will always be a leather face. One day he'll get his beats and cry like preschooler.
Or did you forget, celebs buy their way out of trouble?
8. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 2:51 PM
Typo* like a preschooler
9. Posted by metroville on February 23, 2006 2:54 PM
That was Goodfellas in which he stabbed a man to death with a pen, not Casino.
10. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 2:58 PM
God, are we still on THIS???? (rolls eyes and sighs)
11. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 3:02 PM
#2 and #6,
A "chopping mall" and "chopping center" is where my Dominican mother goes to buy things. She used to wear an ehsmall, but now she wears an estra large.
Chee likes to buy choos and yackets. But if chee don't have enough cach, chee pays with a cretit car.
12. Posted by Xanthia on February 23, 2006 3:19 PM
LaydeeBug:
ROTFLMAO!!!
13. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 3:22 PM
Hey, I had to play the latin Card, no?
14. Posted by Roxie on February 23, 2006 3:35 PM
LOLx100! is the chopping mall near the ethpwethway? besitos!
15. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 3:52 PM
Looks like Pesci did not get fucked at the drive thru this time..ha, ha, ha, who is the fuckee now!
16. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 4:23 PM
No Roxie, it's the ess-press-guay!
Roxie are you my cousin in Texas?
17. Posted by honey on February 23, 2006 4:33 PM
LaydeeBug- feckin funny- more more please
18. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 4:44 PM
Sorry guys, it comes and goes. Like my psychic abilities or my menses. (Ewwwwww, I know!)
19. Posted by BarbadoSlim on February 23, 2006 4:48 PM
who the hell is stoopid enough to start shit with joe pesci in the first place?
you think I'm funny? like a clown? ...
20. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 5:12 PM
No, it's just that I'm yout-ful.
God I started to hate Joe Pesci after Goodfellas and Casino because he was typecasting himself. I mean how many times can you watch the same character? (Ex: Robert Deniro, and I like Deniro, but c'MON!)
21. Posted by Lynette Carrington on February 23, 2006 5:44 PM
uhkay, uhkay, uhkay, uhkay, UHKAY!
Anybody that has seen anything starring Joe Pesci should KNOW better than to mess with Joe Pesci.
I'm quite certain the offending fan will probably wake up one morning humping a horse head or will soon be in dire need of knee-cap surgery.
22. Posted by Zanna on February 23, 2006 5:56 PM
LadeeBug you crack me up!! Dios mio,mi padre es Cubano and when we were kids we watched "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang"!
23. Posted by Praz on February 23, 2006 6:18 PM
#20 Thank you!
And how is this guy still kicking ass, what is he like 70?
24. Posted by derekd on February 23, 2006 10:26 PM
I love Pesci's work but I think thats bullshit that he's not at least being charged.
25. Posted by derekd on February 23, 2006 10:27 PM
I love Pesci's work but I think thats bullshit that he's not at least being charged. If it were me I woulda been executed already.
26. Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006 10:50 PM
Here's a classic
Did you say you're a fast cook?!!! Are we to believe that boiling water magically soaks into a grit faster on your stove? Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?!
27. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 11:36 PM
Pesci's always been nuts, that's nothing new...actually, of course celebrities can punch people and kick their ass, they are ABOVE THE LAW!
28. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 12:12 PM
#22, "Que pasa U.S.A?" (mmmmm Steven Bauer)
29. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 24, 2006 12:13 PM
Oh mamacita, that is my favorite line....
30. Posted by Cratylus on February 24, 2006 2:32 PM
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit."--George Carlin
31. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on February 24, 2006 8:20 PM
waitt i remember this guy!!! was he in home alone? he was one of the burgulars, right?
32. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on February 26, 2006 1:41 AM
#9 The pen was Casino (DeNiro was standing there not doing anything) had it been in Goodfellas, DeNiro's character would have been in on the beating.