Feb 21 2006Jessica Alba gets a traffic ticket

Who cares?

Is she driving one of those EEEVIL SUV's?

It must be a parking ticket because she got FINE written all over her.

Cheese alert.

The entertainment media is really stretching it now...

uh, yeah...she's pulling it off the windshield, so isn't that a PARKING ticket?

It's not a ticket, it's a flyer to a topless club and they are inviting tryouts later today.

Change your schedule Jessica.

She seems to be handling it much better than Eva Longoria handled her last parking ticket.

This isn't news. Call me when the car blows up and she survives but is in a coma and a damaged face.

Don't take me seriously.

Eh, she probably has a percentage of her income set aside just for tickets. No biggie.

Minus 100 points for driving a gas-guzzler.

PapaHotNuts, Laydeebug - I missed you. : )

Now that (almost) all my hustlers are back...

In response to #6 - I think it is actually one of those flyers that K-Douche put on her "windscreen" while dressed as a burrito for buy one get one at the cheesy rip-off Taco Hell.

That's not a parking ticket. It's an annoying citation. The cops in Hollywood can give those out now.

I would rather wait and read about her arrest for not paying all her parking tickets (she NEEDS that money for the gas-guzzler, ya know).

Why does everyone think shes so hot? Shes not, she looks like shes about 10...

She's a big bowl of nothing special.

She threw it in the glove box and there were like, a hundred other ones already in there and she said, "File that under CS". And her passenger said, "CS? What's that stand for", and she said, "Chicken Sh!t, that's what it is".

Ooops, sorry, that was a scene from "American Graffiti".

Awwww ESQ my favorite little litigator. (mwah)

#14, very funnyyyyy!

Wow celeb news must be slow today

yawn....next one

I'll take this over stories about that skank Paris Hilton any day... anytime there is an inkling to put a Paris story up, it should immediately be replaced by a pic/story of Jessica Alba... I dont care if it is as insignificant as this...

So Jessica Alba is about 5'6"... her shoulder is roughly the height of the roofline... the average height of an SUV is 6 feet.

Hmmm

Do you think if she sleeps with the ticket that it pays itself?

My guess would be a sport utility wagon. Not as high up on the evil car scale as an SUV, but up there! Evil, EVIL celebrities!

#14- LOL! I totally agree. Don't get the whole big deal with Ms. Alba. She is average with a capital "a". Maybe it has something to do with that movie she did where she was a stripper and wore chaps. What was that called?

Ok, found it:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sin_city/gallery.php?page=19&size=lores

You know, maybe if she dressed like this normally she wouldn't get parking tickets!

I liked Sin City, because it had Clive Owen in it. Mmmmmm, Clive Owen.

LaydeeBug: I'm with you! I like ANYTHING with Clive Owen in it!

*Yawn*
Sent a scoop about Madonna and her home oxygen machines to Superficial, but Jessica Alba getting a ticket tops it, I guess.

LadeeBug - agreed about Clive Owen. That man is as fine as the day is long.

Clive Owen Ho's, check out Gosford Park, kind of an English sleeper, but pretty good and he's in there too.

But, I will stop liking him as soon as he makes a film with Jennifer Lopez (please God, don't let that happen). Remember Ralph Fiennes? Yeah, me neither.

Loved Gosford Park - there's also "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".

I will however, also protest any attempt for Clive to act in a movie with Jennifer Lopez - whom I still believe to be Eric Cartman's hand.

#11: not a parking ticket. It's an annoying citation

In my country, they're the same thing. What is the difference between the two in america?

That sucks. She can send it to me and i'd pay it off for her.

Clive Owen is hot, but so is Joseph Fiennes. What happened to him?

#30 I meant she's annoying, and should therefore be fined...
Oh, nevermind.

#32, he was in a movie with Gwyneth, that's what happened.

#30, I don't know what a citation is either. Seems like a waste of paper to me.

hopefully it's for her dumba$$ parking in a handicap spot like she's so often been pictured doing...i don't understand what makes celebrities think they're so special, unless she feels her IQ makes her handicapped...???

Ick. What is so great about Jessica Alba? She is NOT good looking and is a terrible actress.

Ah, Jessica Alba: terrible actress, HORRIBLE. But she's so cute u can't hate her. too bad this is such a lame story

For those wondering what Joseph Fiennes is up to, he will be starring in the upcoming movie Running With Scissors as the character Neil Bookman... a child molester. Who needs JLo to ruin your career when you can be in a movie playing a child molester?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439289/

Usually for the Superficial I have much adulation,
But are they for real a parking citation?
They should not have posted the should definetely rescind,
Its about as newsworthy as a fart in the wind

At least she did not park in a handicapped spot like some celebrity did:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/23/kirsten_dunst_is_more_importan.html

#38, Gary Oldman played the child molestor/pedophile Mason Verger in Hannibal..
his career has kicked ass every since <3

...
I hate Joseph Fiennes.
Ralph probably helps get him roles.

I like Ralph Fiennes better too. I LOVE that he lent his voice to Wallace and Gromit. (LOVE W & G!!!)

mmmm clive owen...*cough*

Oh yeah, the story. I thought you had to be at least 18 to drive? What's Kiddy Alba doing with a car...? Damned irresponsible parents...

...update, update, update!

Jessica Alba is the only reason I learned Spanish.

Ay mamacita! Quiero comer la panocha. Que bella eres! Cuando puedo cojerte!

Translation: I respect you as a wonderful actress and good luck in the future.

I love Jessica Alba XD
She's so beautiful she makes me smile :)

Thanks BlackBlackHeart - I just lost my lunch.

Are you sure its not a note from a fan to say how much they have enjoyed following her career....not

"Why does everyone think she's hot?" "she's NOT good looking" bla bla bla

This might answer your question retards:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/intotheblue/site/extras/wallpapers/itb_wallpaper_sam1024x768_a.jpg

Now go eat another ding dong and shut the hell up.

It's sixteen, PostAcid. Miss Alba's at least that, I think.

Also, she's cute enough, I guess, but not really anything I would kill for.

Nobody looks hotter picking a ticket off their windshield than Jessica Alba. Of coarse nobody looks hotter picking weeds, picking her nose, or picking dead skin off her butt than Jessica either.

I am one who is loathe to jump on bandwagons. I think that Jessica Alba looked better when she had a few more pounds on her and before she bleached her hair (though it's dark in that picture). And she isn't a very good actress either.

However, I ain't gonna lie. Even if she's not as hot as she once was, she's still pretty damn hot. I can't imagine anyone not finding her at least somewhat attractive. And she has an appealing quality onscreen, even if her acting isn't too great.

Of course I just saw her in Into the Blue with Paul Walker (worst popular actor in Hollywood and the onscreen charisma of a turnip) and Scott Caan (annoying asshole midget with Napolean complex) so perhaps she just came off as more appealing in comparison.

And really...wtf is this news? If she took the ticket off her windshield and peed on it, fine. But otherwise..

She's hot and all that, but why is this post-worthy?

In the comic book, her character was topless. That's probably the ONLY time the movie strayed from the source material. I guess she just had enough star power to sway Rodriguez.

Hugh I'm with you, she is smokin'...

I'd really hit that hard.....

I'm a chick and i think she's hot. Sometimes she acts a little too stuck up, I mean she has a very cute face and an awesome body, but she's no catherine zeta-jones...

And this is gossip beecause???? Ya I know this site favors lame Paris Hilton not-gossip but come on!!!

I liked when Julian McMahon(sp?), her co-star in Fantastic Four, embaressed her on Leno some time ago.
It was hilarious. She reacted like a spazzy 12 year old.

She can afford 500,000 car tickets at this point. Who cares?

Yes, she's hot, but that doesn't make this post terribly interesting. One of the other gossip sites has little blurbs from people along the lines of: "Um yeah, I saw Kim Bassinger at the Starbucks on 34th with her little dog. She was wearing a brown coat and looked happy."

This post is on par with that.

"She's hot"? Check.
"She isn't that great"? Check.
"Yes she IS, dammit"? Check.
"Is this a story"? Check.
"I'm a girl and I think she's hot"? Check.

At least that loser xd hasn't started his usual Albaphobic spiel yet...

'This might answer your question retards:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/intotheblue/site/extras/wallpapers'

I actually think she looks nicer in the picture on this post. She's got a pretty face, but it looks meh on that wallpaper you linked (and on the Sin City promos.) She looked lovely in the Fantastic Four, even though it sucked.

She does have a pretty face...pretty ordinary.

People, I pass chicks like her every day in the barrios and there are WAY prettier girls here. Oh, and they are not stuck up, not really.

#50...she looks around 15 years old

Ahh, there are a hundred better looking actresses than Alba, and even more that can act. I think once the general film watching public get tired of her face (it's gonna happen) her 'acting ability' isn't going to be able to keep her head above water

Gee I'm sorry for thinking Jessica is hot. What was I thiking ? It must bebecuase I live in an area with alot of Amish and not the Barrio. In the future I will try to be more discerning. next.

god she's so hot even when she's getting a ticket

#65 haha, my thoughts exactly.

And also, I didn't know that people would consider a site called "The Superficial, because your ugly" as a major news source on celebs. I thought this was a place to come and make fun of celebs or drool over hot chicks like Alba. If you want a site that reports celeb news seriously maybe you should consider another site lol.

If you continue complaining about how stuff on this site isn't news, and they keep reporting stuff that isn't news despite your protests, and yet you keep coming back for more, then maybe you're on the wrong site? Maybe you just like bitching? Maybe I'm wasting too much time on people who are too stupid to figure it out on this post. ok, I'm done.

I know I came.

I've never seen what's so great about her. She's not THAT cute.

hear, hear, 67.

thesuperficial = T + A + scathing humor

the end.

gossip junkies: spend 30 more seconds at the checkout counter and catch up on the Enquirer instead of protesting here.

#65, Wow Hugh, there must be some hot Amish chicks there. Aren't they like Dutch? Do they really wear bonnets?

can she give me some?