Feb 22 2006Jake Gyllenhaal is the Godfather

Guess there was something to that line, "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU"

Ahhhh, finally something for me. How I wish I could be Little Matilda getting baptized, all naked, with God-daddy Jake holding my little naked fanny, dripping water and oil on my head.....

Jake + Heath = Yummy Sandwich!

Don't worry, by the time Matilda is old enough to know what's going on she will have 2 daddies and that "godfather" thing will be just a big yuk around the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Gay or not, I'd hit them, and hit them, and hit them.......(ad nauseam). Thank you Superfish, thank you!

Ooooh, I'm with you LadeeBug. Jake Gyllenhaal, especially. Hubba Hubba!

Mmmmm, Hubba Bubba bubble gum.

I hope Matilda won't be too shocked to see them waltzing around the ol' bill-a-bong on any 'pup tent' camping trips.
I guess they'll have to tell her to read the book - don't see the movie.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear anything you said after "Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger"...holy mother of all hotness.

"I'd hit it" doesn't even begin to describe the fantasies...thanks for the great pic!

When the DVD comes out there is actually going to be a second disc revealing that "Brokeback Mountain" is in actuality non-fiction.

That's why Tom Cruise fired his sister as publicist. She wouldn't let him take Jake's role. See what a bad career move that was, yeah War of the World was so much hotter.

#8, Hummana, Hummana Hoo!!!!

Godfathers are frequently secretly fond of each other.

#12 *milk came out of my nose*

Poor Matilda is going to want to have sex with her Godfather when she gets older.

Now THAT will be awkward.

You all KNOW Jake Gyllenhaal is gay, right? He's the "Toothy Tile" Ted Casablanca keeps talking about.

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/cauth/Archive2005/050728d.html

#15, how did you get that he's gay out of that article. Who's Toothy Tile? I've heard that name recently.

BUT, gay or not, makes no difference to me.

Heath is just trying to prove his masculinity after making that movie, so he had to go impregnate Michelle Williams thereafter, before everyone would start thinking he was gay. Hence the awful movie Casanova. Jake didn't feel any threat to his masculinity, he's a real actor, he's probably in touch with his feelings and hell, he gets to be the godfather. Heath and Michelle's child will probably never watch Brokeback Mountain, it's one of those deep dark secrets reserved for Matilda's 18th birthday. whatever...

This is the part where someone says.....

(in a whiny voice) "How can you saaaaay that? You don't even know these guys. They were only playing roles!"

I thought I'd put that up there and get a head start on the bleeding heart liberals who are going to defend their honor. I love these guys but they are justifiably disable in my eyes. Why you say? Well, because they're celebrities.

I meant to say "diss-able"

More awkward is that Mathilda will probably also, in addition to her godfather, want to have sex with her father...and mother. Hotness all around.

On a more serious note, I can't believe the star of "Bubble Boy" is now Oscar nominated....

#20, Riiiight? (Regarding Bubble Boy) LOL! That's soooo funny!

I am with you Laydee, Jake and Heath are sooo hot. I saw a movie reviewer before the movie make the statement "Do you think women will react like men do when there are two women together on screen? To which is sidekick said no way... Well spank me and call me freak, but I thought they were so hot together.

Jake added, "I had no idea that swallowing would affect me."

#22, Mmmmmmmm, pup tent action.

#16, that was just an example. Casablanca has written 10+ little "blind vices" about Toothy Tile. And everyone seems to agree that it's JG.

Not that I care. Cuz yeah, I'm a straight woman who says two handsome men getting it on is SOOOOO hot! Oh man, about slid out of my seat a few times during Brokeback.

Gross! I think 2 men together is disgusting. And my boyfriend doesn't think 2 women together is hot either. He looks at it the same way I do with men.

"Jake Gyllenhaal in a bubble is HOT!"

-Paris

jake g.- *faint*

i'd hit it, until we both have broke backs, har har.

#26 "Gross!"

What are you, 12? And your boyfriend, he's a liar. Sorry, just thought I'd enlighten you.

#10
OH THE HORROR!!!!

Rumour has it that these two will be starring in "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Sequel".

Hey #26, you would have to be kidding! Fair-dinkum mate, he must the only bloke in the world that wouldn't want to see two women together. He is what we call in Australia a drop-kick (dickhead).

I have to say that I don't think 2 guys together is personally appealing to me, but separately, both Jake and Heath are super hot. Anyone see Heath in Four Feathers? That movie was excellent, if a bit long. I'll have to agree and say that if #26's boyfriend wouldn't like seeing 2 women together, he's gotta be the only guy alive who wouldn't...............or he's lying. I'll go with lying for $1000 Alex!

Sorry freaky folks, but two hot guys sticking their doodles up each other's hershey highways and then licking each other's balls does NOT make me horny.
And I'm a girl who likes sexual freedom, yadda yadda, and nope, not a republican, just in case anyone thinks I'm repressed and uptight. But yeah, Jake is cute.

#34

Dude, admit it. You're twelve arn't you it's ok you can tell us. We're forgiving folks.

But seriosuly 'doodles'...?

#33 mamacita, ding-ding-ding-ding Double Jeopardy winner! BTW, check out my response to susie q on the Naomi post. (hee, hee)

Here, I'll rephrase that....
I don't find it particularly hot when two guys stick their fat throbbing penises up each other's swollen assholes and then procede to irrigate each other's colons.

Is that better cumming (heh) from a 26 year old?

Laydee Bug

I saw it!!! You sweet thang you! Thanks for having my back on that. I had already decided that that was the last response I was giving her, because I was getting extra tired of reading the word retarded. Not only that, but I had to keep going back to that damn story. She's not worth all of my witty insults. Come on, feebleminded imbecile? That was gold baby!!!

#17 i think you've got it in one- jake is an actor. it was a role. no threat to his status.

damm he's hot!

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-17-06-kidsmovies/spacekraken.jpg

umm...Hilarious!!

>>Posted by mamacita -- or he's lying. I'll go with lying for $1000 Alex!>Posted by mamacita --She's not worth all of my witty insults. Come on, feebleminded imbecile? That was gold baby!!!<<

omg Gold Baby!! You are a comic genius!!! ding ding ding Alex by golly I'll go with lying for a 1000!!! Cuz I'm such a genius!!!

but don't take ladybugs advice because I want to continue to see you expose your retardation. Ding ding ding - you comic genius you!! Where'd you get that amazing sense of humor!!! Really, you should be a comedy writer. I think you were the first "asshole", as you would say, when you jumped all over asbo's post.

Is that what it takes to be a godfather?

I hope none of my friends want me to be their child's godfather. I don't want to go camping anymore!

Dear God, no more Brokeback Mountain jokes, please!

Ok they're both fags, is that better? They're probably in the closet and Matilda will end up doing it with Jake eventually (cause he's hot too). What the hell kinda name is Matilda anyway?!?!

Laydee Bug

Check the Naomi Campbell posts again!! Also, see #43 above. Hee, hee, hee.

Whoopsies, Laydee Bug, not #43, it's #42.

mamacita - hee hee hee whoopsies - there is just no other way to describe it than mentally ill.

or you are 12 ... pick one ... either way, you need help.

I dont find watching these two have sex particularly interesting but them kissing and making out is a completely different matter to me. ;)

hawt!

And the poster that says her boyfriend doesnt like watching women get together needs to wake-up. Your boyfriend is a dirty liar and a lesbian lover.

OMG Susie the Stalker. Oh and by the way, it's LayDEEBug. (retard) Bwahahaha!

Mamacita, that chick is bonkers. I'll admind that I'M an asshole, cuz I am. But that chick is KeeeeRaaaazy!

#52, I meant to write ADMIT.

LaydeeBug

I figured that out when she started throwing all of the random ahahhhahhhhas and ding ding dings and whatnot in there. When you said "But that chick is KeeeeRaaaazy!", I thought to myself "Hmmm, crazy like a fox? No, no, crazy like a psycho!" Sighhh, I crack myself up. And isn't that the most important thing? Well, besides the temporary restraining order that I'm thinking of filing?

#54, Word Mama. There is way too much cutting and pasting and re-referencing of dialogue for that girl to be anything BUT Loca.

ladybug - it's sad you think I care about how to spell your name. Nice to see you have a new little retarded friend. It must be easy for you make a friend with someone you can relate to.

mamacita - yeah keep posting your inane thoughts. Cracking yourself up is so very important, you idiot.

Duhhh, I'm stupid, ohhh it sooo sad, you're som nuch smarter than me (Bug said in a really dumb voice)

Get the fuck off the page you stupid, insipid, attention-seeking, possibly UGLY, pseudo-intellectual hack. What a cooze you are. Just shut it because this is last reference I'm making about your cojon-sucking comments.

Hmmmm, Jake Gyllenhaal, he's so dreamy.....

Well, quite honestly I have to say I must be a retard too because frankly I enjoy the comments of Laydeebug and Mamacita.

They have wit without poison. And from the number of others that respond to them, I would further have to say a LOT of other people enjoy thier posts as well.

Towit; Laydeebug and mamacita, please add me in as a third and keep on posting.

PS: they usually go away if htey are ignored - no drama for them - no fun.

awww - the retards unite.

mamacita's criticism of asbo was not witty and it was not nice at all. And yes, she can dish it out, and insult me for defending him, yes quite poisonously I might add ... and expect no rebuttal?

Yes, I've said all along she should keep posting. With each post she sounds more retarded with her self-congratulating drivel.

and yes, ladybug's poisonless posts - you must be blind

And if you enjoy mamacita's posts, I have to agree with you. They are amusing, but not because they are witty or poisonless.

LaydeeBug
Xanthia

All together now, sighhhhhhhhhhh.

you retard - how many times are you going to type that you are done with it and then keep posting?

Laydee Bug

I believe I was talking to you and Xanthia when I said this

All together now, sighhhhhhhhhhh.

Could you double check that for me? K, thanks. I wouldn't want any psycho who is possibly on leave from the state hospital to think that I was talking to him/her/it.

~sigh~ Another day - another meaningless pursuit of drivel by some..............

Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006

... but sometimes I look longingly at my no-longer-sitting-up boobies ...

you're sick

I've seen you type some sick stuff, but that post takes the cake.

You just provide too much comedic material to work with.

I know ... you're "done with it". Yet you keep posting to this thread. But again, please stay. You're amusing ... but sick.

and then everyone hugged, did a Kelso, and went out to Starbuck's for cappucinos

~~the end~~

I've got it now, I've got it, I admit I am slow but....mamacita, susie-q and laydeebug are all one person, 3 personalities, whose goal is to take over this site all for themselves! Used to really enjoy all your postings but this is getting old. Give it a rest. Go back to what you do best, commenting on the actual postings.

susie q shut the fuk up ur annoying

if jake gyllenhaal was my godfather i would have sex with him.

37. Posted by lebowski on February 22, 2006 05:39 PM

that was hilarious but then
they're playing gay doesnt AUTO--- automatically... .... that they're gay

i dont see it as much of a deal...
guys have too much ego let alone anything
once they kiss a guy omg omg they're gay

c'mon seriously, you people in exception of women, grow up.... its acting HELLO

if they're gay or whatnot who cares!?!
its about time they make a movie like brokeback mountain...

37. Posted by lebowski on February 22, 2006 05:39 PM

that was hilarious but then
they're playing gay doesnt AUTO--- automatically... .... that they're gay

i dont see it as much of a deal...
guys have too much ego let alone anything
once they kiss a guy omg omg they're gay

c'mon seriously, you people in exception of women, grow up.... its acting HELLO

if they're gay or whatnot who cares!?!

He is so sexy! He can be my godfather!
And I loved him in BrokeBackMountain...