Feb 27 2006George Michael arrested
George Michael was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of possessing drugs after he was found slumped in a car in central London. A London police spokesman issued a statement saying a 42-year-old man had been held on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs, which includes cannabis, tranquilizers and some painkillers. “We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car,” the statement said. “He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances.”
Well this is kind of disappointing. I kinda expected the "George Michael slumped in a car" sentence to end with "beneath ten pounds of heroin and a pair of incestuous chinese acrobats." He must be mellowing. He didn't even have to whip out his package to get arrested this time. One could debate whether this is a good or a bad thing. Although I'm not sure debating George Michael's penis will put you quite at Clint Eastwood level on the scales of manliness.
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Reader Comments
1. Pagina - February 27, 2006 10:31 AM
Hes never gonna dance again
2. Sheva - February 27, 2006 10:40 AM
Two years of jail for some pills? George will probably take it as his dream vacation.
3. veggi - February 27, 2006 10:41 AM
WHAM!
4. CheekyChops - February 27, 2006 10:42 AM
Well at least he wasn't wackin off in a men's room this time.
5. doobyus - February 27, 2006 10:56 AM
No, but I'm pretty sure debating Clint Eastwood's penis would probably put you on some George Michael manliness scale.
6. Todd - February 27, 2006 10:56 AM
Too bad no one woke him up so he could go go.
7. jugsgirl - February 27, 2006 10:59 AM
i was holding my breath waiting for comment # 6.
8. jugsgirl - February 27, 2006 11:00 AM
feels really good to breath again
9. ESQ - February 27, 2006 11:20 AM
I am sure George just revealed too much to the bobbies in a "Careless Whisper."
In response to comments #3 & #6 - You guys beat me to it! I think we are on a roll now.
10. Tetsuo - February 27, 2006 11:32 AM
Reading this made me lose my Faith in him. I fully expected him to be slumped over some Father Figure giving some Fast Love.
11. Celetina - February 27, 2006 12:03 PM
Unfortunately for George Michael, his one phone call from jail was answered by Maebe, who was staying with his father until they found out if Lindsay really had fled to Mexico.
12. TaiTai - February 27, 2006 12:13 PM
#11 You took the words right out of my mouth. I just saw the headline and George Michael...Arrested...of course the next word must certainly be Development. Surely HBO will pick up this series now just so we can find out what happens to George Michael in jail. Maybe his twin brother will show up to take his place with Maebe. Or just maybe his dad will step forward once again to be his Father Figure....
Sorry I couldn't help myself there for a moment.
13. playahater101 - February 27, 2006 12:58 PM
I wonder what his new husband thinks about all this. I was hoping for something better, like "George Michael was found asleep, naked in his car with an 18 year old male prostitute and rails of coke on his dashboard." That would be a better story.
14. playahater101 - February 27, 2006 12:59 PM
#1, his guilty feet ain't got no rhythm.
You know what's sad? That fact that all of us know so many George Michael songs. And could probably go on all day like this.
15. MeganHarris - February 27, 2006 1:31 PM
It's funny of all things, George Michael looks least like a Pot-head.
16. HollyJ - February 27, 2006 1:36 PM
they impounded his car
http://www.io.com/~rkitover/bm03/penis%20art%20car.JPG
17. ribbit25 - February 27, 2006 1:46 PM
I'll bet he wishes he could shake this (drug) Monkey off his back. Time in prison? I'll bet he wishes he could keep his Freedom. It was a Hard Day for Him. He needs One More Try. At least he wasn't caught Kissing a Fool or putting things Hand to Mouth again....
18. beautysofa - February 27, 2006 2:09 PM
He can hang out now with the other stupid cokehead, Boy George, and sing "Do you really want to hurt me before you Go-Go".
19. ESQ - February 27, 2006 2:09 PM
In response to #16 - that was funny as shit!
In response to #17 - well done, well done : )
20. gogoboots - February 27, 2006 2:38 PM
what's with GM song motif from the album Faith?
i wasn't aware he still had a drug problem, this is awesome!
21. Shaun - February 27, 2006 2:46 PM
He is definitely no Father Figure.
LOL @ WHAM!
22. Hollus - February 27, 2006 3:03 PM
The first thing I thought of was "it's not for him! His uncle's girlfriend has the dizzies!" but then I realized they were talking about the singer-songwriter.
23. jennifer11 - February 27, 2006 3:18 PM
It's The Strangest Thing, poor george can't seem to Move On. All he wants is To Be Forgiven and for people to say You Have Been Loved. But he'll be Waiting For That Day when someone will Heal The Pain and he can be Free.
*bows*
24. senin - February 27, 2006 3:55 PM
He's gonna make someone a real nice BITCH...
25. HughJorganthethird - February 27, 2006 5:42 PM
If I had been the one to come across George Micheal slumped over the wheel in a drugged out stupor the last thing I'm doing is calling the cops. First I'm taking some funny ass pitures, then I'm searching the car for any unused drugs, you know so George doesn't get in trouble,and then I'm calling the police, to report that I was just sexually assualted by a drug crazed George Micheal. Cause you know, a man has to make his money some how.
26. Foxbase Alpha - February 27, 2006 6:59 PM
Whammer in the slammer.
27. Jeremy1Esq - February 27, 2006 8:26 PM
Normally I like to bash gays pretty hard, but George is one cool cat. His music is good and he is an icon. I cant make fun of this guy.
28. hafaball - February 28, 2006 1:24 AM
me not knowing any of his songs, I can't make any puns like others have, but good job :) (though, I'm very happy I don't know any...) Anywho, I didn't know the brits were so damn strict about drugs. They're all so damn boring, you'd think that weed would of been legal ages ago!
29. Mr. Fritz - February 28, 2006 5:27 PM
Does anyone else remember when George Michael made controversy for his "I Want Your Sex" video? Every girl I knew had the hots for him. I always thought he was gay, but it didn't bother me. He's a cool cat for smoking da reefer.
30. LaydeeBug - February 28, 2006 8:34 PM
C'mon Yorgos, pot and liquid X? That is sooooo sad. I mean, some H, an 8-ball, Veuve Cliquot, but come oooooon?
He is A-typical 43 year old who still thinks he's 21 and fuckadorable. George, be a reqpectable gay man and stop trying to pick up the teene-bopppers. Sooo unattractive.
31. casino - October 17, 2007 3:00 AM
hey he's sexy!!!