Feb 14 2006Even more David Hasslehoff

Kiddies, let this be a lesson to you: Please get yourself an education so that after you have been a big t.v. star you won't have to stoop to this level of cheese.

Could someone at Superficial PLEASE warn us before we open a "Not Safe For Work" image like this???

Hoff went from riding in a fly car to swinging on a tire swing. It looks like that suit was from his Knight Rider days, can you imagine the wardrobe guy picking it out? Unbelievable, I love this site.

It's really sad because from all of his royalties from Knight Rider and Baywatch he shouldn't HAVE to do this, yet he still does. He must want to look like an ass.

i'm smellin' a sexy swinging pattern for the hoffinator...

http://www.mollen.net/hasselhoff%20swings.gif

Ahhh... what a better way to start the day than watcing middle aged men swinging on tires...

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go poke my eyes out...

The Hoff is a god.

I don't think this was an actual photo shoot. I think the Hoff has a "Pepsi" Room in his house and someone took a picture of him reliving some childhood memory. That's why he looks so surprised. Oh, and the "H" on his shirt doesn't mean Hasselhoff, it stands for Handsome.

Check out the "H" on his cool cut-off shirt. It's obviously from Hasselhoff University. He lettered in cock-smoking. Check out his mouth and you will see why he was the champ.

i would not be shocked to learn that that swing has a giant butt plug on it.

I hope that rope snapped seconds after the picture was taken.

Or maybe it did right before, judging from the look on his face

I have to go erase all of the memories of fun with tire swings from my sunny, euphoric childhood.

Thanks, Hasslehoff, for ruining it for me.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Note to self: Never go to Australia. If Hasslehoff is cool, it can not be safe there.

Bartender, can you please change my order from a Rum and Coke to a Heineken and Pepsi please?

That is Pepsi being thrown at him? It looks like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo committed suicide while watching this craptacular crap.

I read a tee-shirt that said it best HASSHOLE.

Referring to my comment above: Yo Dave how is that for "Hooked on a Feelin'"

No wonder KITT left him for another man. BUT its very euro, I mean...when was david hasselhoff not being cheesy? at least he doesn't take himself as seriously as most of the hollywood wannabees. he does look very homosexual however, and I hope to god that they can't get this to print out on prision printers in the computer center for minimum security inmates...

also...i think my girlfriend has that same belt...i don't think they make that one in white for guys...

and he better swing faster, that doo doo butter is about to land in his mouth...

Dave's a swinger. Gotta love it.

The look on his face is priceless. Even he's shocked he's doing these ads.

I think that big red H on his shirt stands for Homo.

when did pepsi become the soft drink for gay sailors?

Fucking hilarious posts today. You people are sick!

Now every time I walk into my bedroom, I picture the Hoff swinging across my ceiling on the sex swing. Fuck you Superficial. You've ruined my plans for Valentine's Day. I will be lucky if I can even concentrate when I am giving my man his Valentine blow job.

I would like to see Clay Aitkens blood all over DH's white oufit after DH kicked the gay out of him for wondering why DH dressed like such a mo.

You know, I'm younger than him, I'm skinnier and I have bigger boobs. And yet I'm still so threatened because...I hate to admit it, but he's PRETTIER than me!!! Gdamn it!

HOLD THE PHONE!!!

are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that tire tied up with a noose?

because i know if i had the Hoff on me, i'd want to hang myself too.

After daily viewing image after image of David Hasselhoff's strong self-confidence, virility, wildly sexy facial expressions, and his butt in tight white pants, I have fallen madly, completely in love with him. Forever. How could I not? It was inevitable.

He is the penultimate god-man and I will lust after him until the end of my being. I will worship at his altar day and night. And it's all your fault Superficial. Damn you.

That is all.

The "H" on his mo outfit stands for "Horrified" as in that is what he is in a state of, hence the look of being horrified.

Advertising 101
-Everyone's right
- The Hof is supposedly a gay icon, Oz has a large gay population especially Sydney and their rugby team.
- the swing is often used in pornos etc ( my living room looks like Playland)(although I don't know what gays do on it)
- where do you think his right arm is going ? What's the splash pretending to be? - leading to the surprised look on his face.
This is so gay it's not even subliminal. Even the 'H'. Now I feel sick and don't want lunch...Think I'll have a coke.

Dave needs to get laid!! With his marriage ending he has gone off the deep end.

does hasslehoff realize its 2006 and NOT 1986?!?

SOmeone should inform him!!!

It's amazing how this ad makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE..I wonder how the pepsi people managed to come up with this concept...wtf..

Apparently, Pepsi's slogan "Dare for More" is actually a threat. And I'm terrified.

Can't get enough of the Hoff!!

wake me up before you go-go!!

That blue tire is supposed to represent his blue bunghole, crying out to be filled. The blowjob maw is an extra subtle little bonus, just to round out the invitation.

Someone Rsvp to him, for God's sake, so he and Australia will stop doing these modern-art pleas for codpiece.

I love this guy because he never disappoints: he's just as self-centered an vain in person as he appears in every ad and episode of Baywatch. You're a good man, Hoff!

Later in the day, a quietly sobbing Hasslehoff slowly crossed "ride a tire swing in white pants while simulating a blowjob" off his list of "Things I Will NEVER Do for Money"

This is just too scary for words, but I'm boycotting Pepsi till this shit stops.

Please stop showing these, I get enough of them on bus stops on my drive to work. :(

Seriously - these are old now. He was funny cause he thinks he's so great, and all the emails are entertaining, but as soon as he thought that anyone in Australia was going to pay to hear him sing, he became a w@nker again. No wonder he cancelled the show - no-one bought tickets!! (Well, they bought the $30 crap seat tickets, but NONE of the $60 or $100 ones got sold... why? CAUSE HE SUCKS BALLS)

#29 - Wasn't sure, are you referring to the rugby union, rugby league? And which team is gay?!! I'd like to know to check how tight their shorts are compared to the non-gay teams... Research you know, research...

Oh wow, it's David Homohoff...hope he doesn't get shitfaced and crash his tireswing!

(Yikes I knew the Aussie's would be waking up soon)
Oh sorry Katie - I forget if the 'Strathfield Twinkies' were Union or League.
Re: Shorts. I've heard gay teams prefer Speedos or something shiney.
And a hint for all you ladies. If a guy is really good looking - he's gay. (Oops another Valentines's downer. I'm so unromantic lately...)

Well that might be a bit of a generalization - sometimes they just wear jock straps.
(oh and the second pointless 'quip' - overly concerned with hair, clothes, or wear white pants while jerking a giant Pepsi)

#27: "He is the penultimate god-man and I will lust after him until the end of my being."

... who's the ultimate god-man, then?

Great knot placement there advertising guys. Even the Hoff looks surprised at the size of it.

How many homo's could a Hasslehoff blow if a homo could blow wood?

he's wankety wanking a rope off...the pepsi is the jizz. yip. thats my take...

"How many homo's could a Hasslehoff blow if a homo could blow wood?"

You wrote that wrong. Talk about illiterate.
Proper phrasing would be;
"How much wood could a Hasslehoff blow if a Hasslehoff could blow wood?"

Wow. Even the offensive word "Homo" got taken out unintentionally.. Does that mean that you put it in just to offend people even though it would make the little toung-twister thing incorrect? Dick.

As an Australian, I'd just like to say that nobody in this country actually finds him interesting. In fact, I find it quite a mystery that advertising people and television networks are trying to push him onto us. We get enough of that when he comes into bars and tries to push himself onto us.

As an Australian I'd like to apologise for the exploits of this washed up actor. Also, it started when Rove McManus decided that David Hasselhoff should be a household name and did appearances on his late nite show. Frankly, the joke went on for six long months and we are all sick of him. We were never really excited by the fact that the 'Hoff' was here anyway.

Weeeeeee push me some more weeeeeee this is so much fun weeeeeee I'm a peter eater weeeee!!

Blatently gay freak show. I hate Pepsi anyway...

WHAT...IS....GOING.....ON......HERE!? Now he's got a hole between his legs. David, STOP!

Did anyone notice he has no armpit hair and that his shirt is a hoodie ??

#9 That was a good one.

Has anyone noticed that Dave here looks to be about 23?As we all know, this is not the case. Ahh the wonders of air brushing.

ME