Feb 23 2006Bobby Brown hits on Tamala Jones
Actress Tamala Jones is claiming that Bobby Brown "crudely propositioned her" during Nick Cannon's birthday party at a Los Angeles bowling alley.
Brown was "drunk and jaws just clicking and clacking back and forth," Jones says in the latest issue of Smooth magazine. "He came over and said, 'What's up?' ... He picks me up and he's like, 'I heard you been in Atlanta, girl. Why you don't come and see me? Don't you know I always wanted to f- you?' I'm like, 'Boy you better put me down! I am dating somebody that's in the business, and he's from Atlanta. ... You know my dude and I know your wife.' ... He said he wasn't even with Whitney anymore. I got snatched back. ... It was Bobby; he pulled me by my hair and kind of like pulled me back. I was like, 'You better stop playing,' and I walked on. Then he yanked me back harder and now my whole body tripped back and I'm 'bout to fall. I turn around and he pushes me. I push him back! Then he pushes me again. So I sock-push his a-!" She says Bobby's brother Tommy broke it up.
Pulling a woman by the hair seems less like a "crude proposition" and more like sexual assault. I tried it once, and instead of thinking I was hitting on her, the crazy woman freaked and called the cops. If you can't pull a woman's hair to show affection then what else are you supposed to do? Engage in civilized conversation? Screw you society. Screw you to screwsville.
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Reader Comments
1. LaydeeBug - February 23, 2006 3:06 PM
Finally, I'm #1!
She seems perfect for Bobby if that dialogue is accurate.
2. MortyFishbein - February 23, 2006 3:09 PM
He put the crackpipe down long enough to even go out in public?!
That deserves a cheer, not scorn!
3. djyuckfou - February 23, 2006 3:13 PM
jaws was clicking and clacking,,,is that like how sharks talk?
4. DiamondStudded - February 23, 2006 3:22 PM
He goes for such "classy" broads.
5. Shaun - February 23, 2006 3:33 PM
LMFAO at "jaws just clicking and clacking back and forth". Must have been some pure columbian coke, huh Bobby?
What a f*cking tool.
6. SMF121490 - February 23, 2006 3:34 PM
So why didn't she call the cops? This sounds like assault to me. She should have bitch slapped the snot out of him.
7. ESQ - February 23, 2006 3:47 PM
I think she should have added to her story: "Bitch damn well nearly tore my weave out! That is why I "sock-push his a-!" That is why she was really mad at him.
8. Kelly - February 23, 2006 3:52 PM
That playa has game. Somehow he forgot the ruffies and cloraform to make them the way he likes them.
9. ProtonMan - February 23, 2006 4:12 PM
Three cheers for LaydeeBug...you day must be complete now...lol
10. ProtonMan - February 23, 2006 4:13 PM
#9...bugger..."your day"
11. honey - February 23, 2006 4:23 PM
well, my jaws click and clack but only when i'm sucking... wait a second, what exactly was bobby doing when she walked up to him!?
12. LaydeeBug - February 23, 2006 4:27 PM
Oi Proton Man....yayyy, I's happy now.
So, 'ows Chopper eh?
Is Brandon Read really like the movie?
13. ProtonMan - February 23, 2006 4:50 PM
LaydeeBug...oh yeah...on piece of very nasty meat. He is now making his fortune writing books and doing the celebrity circuit thing. He is a bloke who has polarised the community, you either loathe him for what he has done or you admire him because of his reformation. For those who don't know who Chopper Read is goto this website -> http://www.chopperread.com
BTW LaydeeBug, say g'day rather than Oi...I will teach you how to speak aussie yet...lol
14. PinkRose - February 23, 2006 4:54 PM
At first glance, I thought I read "Tamale Jones".
It's been a long day.
15. Devil Is Chrome - February 23, 2006 5:37 PM
I love it when a man uses the line "Don't you know I always wanted to f- you?"
Wow - I get misty just thinking about it...
16. mamacita - February 23, 2006 5:54 PM
Am I the only person who is unaware of who Tamala Jones is? Quick, somebody, tell me something she's been in...........besides the ghetto, that is.
17. andrewthezeppo - February 23, 2006 6:09 PM
Um, what does "sock-push" mean? How do you sock-push somebody's ass?
18. LaydeeBug - February 23, 2006 6:13 PM
#13, too bad he don't look like Bana. One of my best guy friends is from Sydney. He recently showed me the movie "Two Hands" which I thought was brilliant.
The dialogue was great. I love how you guys call each other "cunts."
19. Praz - February 23, 2006 6:25 PM
A restraining order? Do you really think that's fair, after all everything I've done?
20. SMF121490 - February 23, 2006 6:41 PM
#16
Dangerous Minds
ER
and, Couples.
I had to look it up, cause I didn't know either.
21. ProtonMan - February 23, 2006 8:37 PM
#18 I am not sure about the US but here in Oz, the "C" word is the worst thing you can call a person. I try not call people it because a "C" can be a very useful thing sometimes (grin).
Two Hands...a good film...a younger Heath Ledger but I though Bryan Brown was great in it...he rarely does a poor performance
22. Evangelia - February 23, 2006 8:45 PM
wow all of y'all are very funny on this thread...you took all of my ghetto words outta my mouf.
but i never hear people say cunt. ew.
23. Binky - February 23, 2006 9:52 PM
Well, hey, foreplay like that - always worked for Fred Flintstone. Did Robert bring his club ?
(But, now that I think of it, Betty Rubble may have been a better catch. Although 'Bam-Bam' didn't look like much fun, Pebbles seemed a bit slow - and let's face it - the guy could always break rocks)
So maybe try some 'sweet conversation' next time BB (and make sure Whit is whailin' in Italy or have her Glock set on 'safety')
24. derekd - February 23, 2006 10:21 PM
If you pull thier hair out of bed its assault. If you pull thier hair in the bed its passionate love making.
25. gogoboots - February 23, 2006 11:33 PM
wow BB was high outta his mind. it's actually a great story, I wish Whitney coulda been there to see all that drama go down, NOW that's a REAL story!
26. Spindoc - February 24, 2006 5:41 AM
Ok, you know how everybody thought that Whitney Houston used to be all cool and glamorous and that Bobby Brown Ruined her? Well, if this is his way of coming onto women, that means that this is the come on that he used to get her. It's ok people, you don't need to feel guilty about ripping on Whitney now, turns out she was apparently always a skank.
27. bakismaki - February 24, 2006 10:01 AM
The really funny thing about this is, that back in 1989, if Bobby Brown did this to just about any chick, it would have actually worked. But now he's a crackhead who literally can't keep his mouth straight.
28. Jacq - February 24, 2006 10:18 AM
Bobby Brown is the black Kevin Federline. Pretty soon, Britney will be in a fur coat, totally blown, buying cheetos and candybars in an Atlanta area gas station.
29. Xanthia - February 24, 2006 11:18 AM
#28: barefoot while walking out of the restroom; hollering at the imaginary people around her.
30. senin - February 24, 2006 11:27 AM
She's actually surprised by his behavior? Wake up! One word summation of Bobby Brown: neanderthal.
31. Tracy - February 24, 2006 11:30 AM
There's not enough soap in the world to wash off an encounter like that...
Ick.
32. Sheva - February 24, 2006 2:04 PM
I luv what Bobby's done for us wannabe playas. Or should I say platypus'.
33. miadm2002 - February 24, 2006 4:58 PM
BB is a ha 'never was'. New Edition was a group of ugly rejects that sounded like chipmunks 'til JG came along. He had 5 minutes of fame with his solo album. Married WH got his own show that he should ban himself for his wife walking around like a wore out drunk with a hangover. Smoking Newports and ignoring their child. Wow, what a life!
34. miadm2002 - February 24, 2006 4:58 PM
Sorry, that's a never was.
35. cazz - February 24, 2006 5:49 PM
#18 - as a fellow antipodean to Protonman, I can confirm that the use of 'cunts' is traditionally (!?!) an English profanity. Thrown about casually in conversation, 'cunt' quickly loses any connotations of vulgarism & indeed affirms male bonding as a means of endearment between males.