Feb 10 2006Bobby Brown has great kids

And to think that in only a few years time, there will be adult video available of the kids.

Except the one who can read but chooses not to.
Those dastardly VCRs force you to read.

And I hate when that happens.

And the sad part is, they aren't abnormal for their age group anymore. Times have changed. Kids today ain't what they used to be. It's not just Bobby's kids, or Whitney's kid. This is MANY kids nowadays. More so for those of the urban ghetto persuasion. Running the risk of being attacked for racial stereotyping, that's just what it is. White folks might not be aware, but it's the same s*** Bill Cosby was ranting about awhile back. All that stuff about "You don't want me to talk about what's going on and to air the black community's 'dirty laundry', but white people see your dirty laundry every day at 2 p.m. when they step off the school bus."

Amen to that, Cos.

A bright future awaits in the adult film industry for sure! lol He should be SO proud!

That Chronos reference was priceless. They are the African-American version of what the Federline Family will be. 'Cept it'll be more like "I'm Sean and when I'm not mixin crank in the tub, and washing the underside of Momma's belly, I'm mixin the re-re-mix of PoPo Daddy, living la vida Coka."

That's a damn shame. But given that Bobby and Whitney have zero parenting skills, it's not surprising.

Since Bobby Christina is definitly not "Scores" material. At which low rent strip club do you think she will end up dancing after mom and dad blow whats left of moms money?

Let me get this straight:

His wife Whitney, traded in her career, decency, self respect, not to mention hundreds of thousands of dollars at the Betty Ford Clinic and now sports the "I give head for crack look"

One child (12) aka nympho babby, loves to swim naked with Boys Boys Boys and longs for a career (on the pole) at Flashdancers.

One child, is a self professed illiterate.

I guess all is going well at the Brown camp. Bobby Brown is from the ninth ring of hell people, he is a poison to everyone who encounters him, you couldnt make this shit up. The only thing he could do to prevent his impending bankruptcy (crack is horribly expensive in the suburbs) is train for a boxing career but two rules needed to be clearly laid out, "fight only in the ring" and "you cant use any females, including Whitney to train with as sparring partners"

Let me get this straight:

His wife Whitney, traded in her career, decency, self respect, not to mention hundreds of thousands of dollars at the Betty Ford Clinic and now sports the "I give head for crack look"

One child (12) aka nympho babby, loves to swim naked with Boys Boys Boys and longs for a career (on the pole) at Flashdancers.

One child, is a self professed illiterate.

I guess all is going well at the Brown camp. Bobby Brown is from the ninth ring of hell people, he is a poison to everyone who encounters him, you couldnt make this shit up. The only thing he could do to prevent his impending bankruptcy (crack is horribly expensive in the suburbs) is train for a boxing career but two rules needed to be clearly laid out, "fight only in the ring" and "you cant use any females, including Whitney to train with as sparring partners"

Let's face it... most likely this was just kids joking around. The son is posting about not choosing to read on a site that would require reading. Although, the thought of my 12 year old knowing what a nympho is in the first place would send me into a tailsping. The Superficial... please reinstate Bobby and Whitney's candidacy for parents of the year. I think my work here is done.

Sadly it's not surprising. La Princia or whatever her name is was an obnoxious little brat on the show. And I guess reading and aspiring to educate themselves isnt up there on the priority list. Soon they'll be in and out of prison just like their dad.

Hahahahaha Bobby worked the primary woman of the family and she is a full time crack head. Its just seems right to see him working the 2nd woman of the family; into becoming a pre-porn star.

Naturally, Bobby will assume the role of Management with a glass pipe in his fron tpocket and a list of additional porn hussies for try outs.

Hahahahahaha what a f*cking tool.

Typo - It just seems right*

Typo - front pocket*

hey don't mess with them. i think they are doing pretty good. i mean look who there parents are. at lease they are not saying. "yeah i love somking crack with my stepmother. it has really brought us closer" or "i think i had a gang bang i dont know though that METH was really strong"

No one should be surprised with parents like that. Yet again, a perfect example of how money doesn't buy class. Any 12 year old who talks about loving boys that much and calls herself a "nimpho" isn't all innocent anymore. Any bets on what age she'll be pregnant by? I say 15.

Wow that's sad. Looks like the Browns are going to be grandparents before there youngest is 14! Yikes, they live like their mansion still follows the same rules as the projects. Nice.

i don't think any of us will ever hear the words "Yes ma'am, Your Honor, LaPrinca Brown" or "right this way Congresswoman LaPrinca Brown."

however, the odds of hearing, "direct your eyes and dollars to the pole on stange two, give it up for LaPrinca Brown" are pretty damn high...

I can only imagine the punishment I'd have to dream up if my twelve-year old daughter represented herself to the online public as "nimpho babby." I think a thorough beating with a dictionary would do the trick.

What the fuck kind of name is Laprincia?

EVERY parent (famous or NOT) should find out if their kids have myspace sites. Believe me, parents should read their kids pages and the pages of all their kids friends. This site is scary. It was talked about on Dateline's Preditor show and it just came out that (another) murder took place on a date which was set up through myspace. It is NOT safe and VERY scary! I work in technology in a public school...this site is a huge issue here and the Brown/Houston kids are sadly VERY typical. As screwed up as Mom and Dad are....there are millions of kids out there writing the same stuff on their myspace sites.

That is super scary. Especially for those of us who have kids. I know I heard that you can find out everything about a person on myspace, their school, school schedule, cell numbers, where they hang out. It's a pervert's dream!

That reminds me, isn't K-Fed on Myspace, too?

I'll put on my Myspace profile that I'm on a quest to off those kids. At least the 12 year old says she's like makingout instead of having sex...unless by making out she means blow jobs.

LOL LaydeeBug....mixin' crank in the tub....priceless *wipes tears*

Yo Tracy, you took the woids out of my mouth.

Look, what I'm about to say is not racist, it is just from one minority speaking about how some of us think. OK, here goes....

Bobby Brown got famous but he never took the time to better himself or his mind. His idea of successful has to do with how much money he can make. In his ghetto mind he thought that the only thing his kids have to know is that they are taken care of and don't have to worry about anything anymore. I have family members like that. I'm sure when his kids ask him questions, his answer is "Don't worry about that" of "You don't need to know about that."

So his kids probably believe the dough will always be there, don't have to think, and just have to "get theirs." AND since they have at least one "ghetto mentality" parent, they probably brag to their friends, buy all kinds of stuff to impress their friends, which in the boy's case means not caring about reading, being all aloof, and in the girls' case, being popular with the boys, being the baddest of her "girls" and getting all the attention away from the competition, i.e. the other girls in the class, playground, whatever.

But, that is just my opinion and you know, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. AND I may be wrong. But that is what it looks like to me. I don't know abut Whitney, though, because she began as a lady, and just spiraled down the rabbit hole to crack-momma.

Oh, and for the bleeding heart PC's out there, I'm also poor, from the ghetto, am Latin and wish I had more money, BUT, I decided long ago that I wanted to read, be smart, go to school, and be popular because I was a fucking cool, brainy, musical gal, not a hoochie.

Well, except for my slut work on Superficial, as Maiira, Licky, Papa, ESQ, Holly, and Spindoc can testify (as I smell my fingers).

Have any of you all ever taken a wild gander at Myspace before? This is pretty much your typical Myspace fare. Not shocking whatsoever, and has basically nothing to do with "parenting skills". This is just how kids are these days.

It's really not surprising to see these kids writing stuff like that. It disgusts me, but I remember some of the girls in my 8th and 9th grade class being exactly like that. They used to drink or brag about drinking, etc...

While I don't think it's appealing to see, it's what most of the little shithead kids are doing nowadays. What a bright future WE have.

WORD Norm.

Fruit doesnt fall far from tree!!!!
I think we will hear these words in the future
"your honor, the defendant.. laprincia brown, would like to pead no contest to the following charges.."

Let me clear the air real quick. That 12 year is a liar. I hooked with her through myspace. thinking I was goin' to get some lovin- Bobby and Whitney style. Didn't happen. We did go see the new Harry Potter movie though. Then we went to the mall and went The Gap and Spencers and we got this machine that made really funny fart noises.
Note to stupid people- 12 year olds lie to get attention.

Note to self- Don't tell anyone she gave head during the movie.

This is really sad.

I recently removed my cousin from my friends list for his incessant inanity. Obviously I take MySpace much too seriously but dammit, kids need to learn.

"I can read but choose not to" is synonymous "I don't know how to read very well. I am doomed to a life of bad jobs and social failure until I realize the importance of reading well. I also don't know what synonymous mean."

Oh, PAPA, I've missed you.

"I can read but I choose not to."

Yeah. I can spread my buttcheeks and let New York ass-bang me but I choose not to.

I can buy some crack but I choose not to.

I can sound like an ass-backward, illiterate, ghetto-bytch but I choose not to.

I can slap my mom, but I choose not to (she'll kick my ass)

C'mon everyone, join the fun. Or do choose not to?

Looks like Bobby needs to spring for some dental work for his unfortunate offspring. Sheesh. Or is that meth mouth?

I love myspace. I use it to stay in touch with family and friends that I rarely ever get to see anymore. I would never meet anyone from the internet because I do value my life.

This is just another failure for the Dept. of Child Services...these kids should've been taken away a long time ago.

People like that should never be allowed to have children. You can't even blame the poor kids; what else do they know in life? It really gets me when people say that's the way kids are "these days". They wouldn't be that way if their parents would watch what they're doing and pay attention to their lives. Be a parent instead of a friend; your kids will thank you for it later.

Ohyeah, OH YEAH. Being a parent, that's the key. Parents want to be their kids' buddies, and that just doesn't work all the time. It's great to be close and in synch with your kids, but draw the line, y'know?

KMac, ugh, some of my cousins on myspace are exactly like their kids. It disgusts me. They do it for attention. I hope attention bites them in their ugly faces.

LaydeeBug: Hellz yeah.

Funnily enough, the comment that really grates my nerves is "I can read but choose not to." Why is this cool? I'm sorry, but when I read something like that I don't think "whoa...this kid's badass" I think "whoa...this kid's a moron." And anyone who looks up to this kind of stuff just doesn't fucking get it. Don't be a dumbass. Don't go along with this crap. Get a fucking education.

Be cool, stay in school......

Side note, I'm gettin into fights with posters.....I think I need a nap. I'll be backkkkkm zzzzzzzz.........

Did anyone really think these children would turn out "normal"? Come on folks, really.
The little Brown's are just products of their environment.

What do you expect from the offspring of two crack addicts? Whitney and Bobby's children should redo their song "We've Got Something In Common". But change the title a little:
"We've got something in common (like smoking crack)." Hey, it could be the second coming of Whitney and Bobby. However, do we really want that?

In response to Laydeebug:

I could bang my head with a frying pan but I choose not to

I could snort coke off a hooker's ass but I choose not to.

I could drive around buck naked but I choose not to.

I can flick off police officers but I choose not to.

LaPrincia's myspace profile:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=9695130

Keep it comin' my Superfish brothers and sisters....(pump up the volume)

rachel, I tried to read the site but the colors just made me wish I was blind, so I left.

Her profile says that she's only done 4 drugs, and she thinks having sex with 2 different people in 1 day is effing gross. Her parents are probably harping on her to set higher goals and standards for herself, so it looks like they'll have to be the ones to get her started on the coke and meth. The gang-banging will come naturally after that. I almost puked trying to decipher her crack-baby grammar.

Unreal. My middle name is LaPrincia and I to often enjoy dressing like a whore. What are the odds of that?

and thanks #40. I didn't know what I was going to do this weekend but you have given me some top notch ideas.

OK, so I just read her profile instead of working like I'm supposed to and all I can say is that I want that 15 min. of my life back. However, I do love the fact that under the television section there's no mention of Being Bobby Brown.

RASPBERRY SMIRNOFF VODKA??? Ewww!! With their level of class I would have expected Ketel One!

Black people are crazy.

Wow-and here I thought only white people could be white trash.

It would save us all a great deal of time if Bobby and Whitney team up with Britney and Kevin to create their own album. Damnit they'd be the new ABBA. Abba Zabba even...hmmmm. Nah,they can call themselves the Douchetastic Duo featuring Queen Crack and Crackerella... Long name I know. But f**k it, crackheads speak fast anyway. Song title ideas, anyone? Let me know quick, Sean Preston is screwing around on top of my Yukon. I gotta go get him before the pavarottis get me. That's right, pavarottis... PapaHotNuts and Laydee, please love me.

Hm... black kids growing up with freaky, famous parents, where have I heard that one before? I bet 50$ they'll turn white in a couple of years and buy amusment parks and pet monkeys, naming them stuff like... oreo, lube, bubbles

Psychiatrists call it the M.J.-syndrome

La Princia's myspace is crap compared to Bobby's son, Quincy.

here's the link:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26212304

The most memorable aspect of his myspace is probably his assertion that BOOKS are "Stupid/Retarded". Oh, and those videos of his brother getting violently smacked upside the head while sleeping.

I just finished watching Ghostbusters II for the tenth time this morning and it just breaks my heart to see how far this star has fallen. To think that he went from writing the theme song to that blockbuster to watching his kids repeat the sins of the father, well like I said it's heart breaking. Maybe one day Bobby will look back at his life and say, "To think, I wrote the theme for Ghostbusters II, now look at me." It's like watching a clown die a slow death, entertaining and sad. You'll always be my favorite little negro clown Bobby, always.

Please please - if this is true, someone turn them in to Child Protective Services. I do have to ask - if this is reality, wouldn't we have heard it somewhere else?

To post number two.. let me get this straight.. white kids aren't having sex at a young age, partying and generally disregarding any authority, especially their parents... because their parents want to be the "cool" parents, buying alchohol and allowing their children to get trashed under their own roofs "They are going to do it anyway, so I prefer they do it in a "safe" environment.. all the while lashing out at any audult who may try to discipline their precious child.. yeah, it's only in the ghetto.. idiot.

Re: Post 2, HeeHaw, you really hit this one.
I live in the suburban 'hood, and the screaming, cursing, and brawling that happens when those kids get off the bus is amazing. It's like something out of the WWE.

I dont think those kids are his, possibly the girl.

Following #30 up there, and imagining LaP. were old enough to provide me with her NY ass cheeks legally, I'm going to assume they would be ugly. But let's say I could somehow dog it, because it had been a while or something, and it was going on. Then let's say LaP. gave me a grinning look-back and a "Haaayyy" with that horrible freaking grill. It's a lock I'd lose my erection, but I might also lose my testicles, my gift of sight, speech, and even an ability to stop sobbing and striking myself, without being tased.

In response to comment # 18 "La Princia" is a better name for a stripper than Juniper. Although still not a better one.

Thanks to comments #41 & #52 he has his marked private.

This comes as no big surprise to me considering they are just products of their environment, poor, rich, white, white, etc.

Duh, I meant to say white or black, etc.

anyone else take particular notice of her "sexy tongue snap?" looks like a future cover of amateur porn dvd!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9695130&imageID=255356581&Mytoken=9615060D-113D-1178-4528B84213E03B6648208114

well, i guess it's her perogative, no?

I second the awesomeness of the Chronos reference.
You see cool kids study classics, not sex and alcohol, and if i ever meet these kids i might just tell them that. Maybe tales from Troy would mend their troublesome ways OR they would throw sharp objects at me and the 12 year old nympho would draw a giant penis on my face.

I could stick my head in a 500 degree oven, but I choose not to I could chew on tin foil ... mmm mmmm tin foil....

#61 -- it looks like she would like to pick her nose with that tongue :S

Jonathan, B. Brown didn't write the theme song to Ghostbusters. Some other black guy did. What was his name.......um.....he had three names.....

no he does not!!!!