February 3, 2006

Angelina Jolie almost slapped by crazy woman

jolie-slapped.jpgBritain's Daily Star reports that an insane Jennifer Aniston fan dressed in a Friends T-shirt stormed into Berlin's Nola restaurant and tried to slap Angelina Jolie before being stopped by bodyguards, screaming, "Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?"

Angelina had taken her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara to Berlin. It's lucky she left them with a carer. The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining at Nola, because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina. Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she's carrying her first child and won't risk any harm coming to it.

I love it when crazy people are allowed to roam free and make complete asses of themselves. She probably got the tip during her daily routine of writing letters to Jennifer Aniston and talking to the TV. And after she hung up the phone you know she pulled out her trustee "Team Aniston" hat, said a silent prayer to herself, and vowed to avenge the honor of her beloved Jennifer, before dashing out the door on a mission ordained by God himself.

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I have to keep a closer eye on my Mother. I apologize.

Sounds like the woman who's been following me around. I'm beginning to think she's 'nuts.'
(Shorten the side burns a touch and a bit more lip gloss and 'You've got 'The Look' Brad)

Poor Angelina. Seriously, I hope that woman is charged for the attack. No-one should have to worry about being attacked as they sit in a restaurant, let alone a pregnant woman, regardless of whether they are famous or not...

"...angelina would have confronted the woman" but was far too afraid that her unborn fetus would hear that its mother is little more than a whorish brother lover with a penchant for other people's husbands.
It's a sad day when children learn of their parent's fobiles.

man what a loser.

Well the unknown fan couldn't have been THAT insane, considering she chose a Friends shirt versus something else, like say a "Rumor Has It" shirt...

LMAO at the first comment and I agree with comment #3.

That crazy bitch needs to be committed and lose all priviledges of watching Friends ever again. I wonder what Jennifer Anniston thinks of this?

I didn't even know Courtney Cox was in Berlin.

I bet you she's a regular Superficial poster.

"The mentally unbalanced American..."

Aren't we all? lol But what she should of done is act like a real psycho and be able to get close to Angelina...what are they teaching these psychos these days? sheesh...

Is that Benicio Del Toro in the car with her?

Now THAT is scary. But, c'est la vie des celebrities. Oh, and I'm getting tired of people referring to the fetus as "her first child." Get the lingo straight, it's her first natural-born child. Maddox and little Zahara are going to develop a complex. An Oedipus and Elextra complex...ha, ha!

I think Angelina would sh*t kick that woman under normal circumstances. Meaning no baby on the way. However Brad would talk her out of it because of lawsuits.

That picture of them reminds me of 1992's Reservoir Dogs.

Doncha just love Brad's mirror look of Angelina? The shades, the dark hair...right down to the unsmiling stone face.

GET YOUR OWN PERSONALITY, BRAD!!!

Crazy People are fun.

Ang, if you're out there and need a hug,,I'm here. "cheesy smile"

#8,, Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyone else find it odd that she won't defend herself b/c she doesn't want to harm the baby, but she's been globetrotting since before she was even knocked up? Wouldn't that be harmful, considering she's been in 3rd world countries where diseases are everywhere? Hmmm... I hate Angelina Jolie!

I think Miss Goodwill Ambassador knows that she has way too much to lose to be confronting anybody about anything, fetus or not, to say nothing of the posse of bodyguards that keep her insulated from the peons. This story has more than a whiff of shite clinging too it.

I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Angelina gets hers, you know, how Karma comes back around.

I wonder if Jennifer had to pay her mother to do that or not. Hmmm.

Brad looks like he's restarting the Blues Brothers.

Hahah ... wow. Crazed fans of ANYTHING need a reality check. D:

Didn't that woman just get kicked out of the State of The Union Address? When will she stop?

Lol #24

People need to get their own lives. You gpint to go after a pregnant person because you don't aprove of their lifestyle. How weak is that. Bet that chick isn't getting any. Maybe Jennifer disguised herself to attack Angelina.

Is it strange that it takes "insanity" to get some things straight? That crazy woman probably acted that way because her own husband similarly cheated on her with too.

Angelina's loving is sapping Brad's beauty. Someone save him.

Well this is the second relationship that she has ruined...(she took Billy Bob from Laura Dern) that we know about. At least she is trading up...or is she???

I'd like to know how she got "tipped off". Must be common knowledge this woman is obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. Unless she was walking down the street with her Friends shirt on, probably with one of the many Rachel haircuts, "talking" to Ross on her cell phone.

OK...I would hate to have held my breath since the moment all the players in this little drama turned Crazy Corner.

That said, I am most impressed by the reporter. Adding "American" to the phrase "mentally unbalanced" is a nice touch, but concluding that this seventh Friend was "obviously tipped off because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina" assumes facts not in evidence. Furthermore, one wonders why anyone, let alone a security- staff-employing -celebrity would "normally have confronted" this crazed American. Generally, one hires chauffeur to drive the car, a maid to clean the house and security to handle inappropriately attired, loitering, mentally unbalanced Americans.

Hey, I'm just saying...

I'd be willing to pay a homeless person $20 to put on a Friends t-shirt and act psycho.

She's lucky Angelina was preggos cuz I think Angelina wouldn't probably kicked her ass.

I really love Angelina, because she just doesn't give a shit. But I hate her for fucking a married man. So I'm torn.

I still would've liked it had Angelina ripped that crazy stalker's head off and stuffed it up her ass. That would've been fabulous!

Sooooo I guess I'm on the side of revenge violence = /

would've* (typo, sorry)

What an asshole. This is the problem with people, they see celebrities on tv and think they really know anything about their private lives. I hope they lock that bitch up, especially for wearing a friends t shirt.
I mean who knows what it was like being married to Maniston? Why should Brad Pitt stay married to someone if it is not working out? To keep some deranged Friends fan happy?

This world is a twisted place.

They must be on their way to an interview because they both look like vampires. I also like the fact that the quote mentions how lucky it was that she left her kids with a carer. With all this globe-trotting and do-gooding, how much time do they actually spend with "their" kids? How many carers/nannies are there? Hopefully Angelina's karma won't come back a la Jude Law.

To PapaHotNuts (post #8): That was really funny, I actually laughed outloud.

That's right, the ONLY thing that kept Angelina from confronting the nutjob was her unborn child...not the media frenzy that would have erupted, not to mention the multi-million dollar lawsuit she would have been slapped with.

I just picture her with her arms around herself yelling "hold me back, hold me back!"

Actually that crazed Aniston fan is on a tag-team scavenger hunt and there's an equally crazed AJ fan wearing a "Team Jolie" t-shirt on, trying to beat her. Didn't you see that pic of Aniston making an ugly face that the crazed AJ fan took?

I agree with #19 -- this story does have more than a whiff of shite clinging to it.
1) AJ is so rail thin (pre-preggers) I doubt she could fight her way out of a wet papaer bag (the tough macha sh*t is all hollywood) and 2) no better way to diffuse some of the flak from people seeing what a skank Brangelina is/are than to portray AJ as the victim of an *cough cough* Aniston fan.

megana
Oh god.. You're a "Team Aniston" idiot, aren't you...
Pathetic~
And so is this crazy woman..
Man... Poor Angelina... That's terrible.

"Angelina would normally have confronted the woman"

Angelina would have beat her down. Wait 9 months when that psycho gets out (the aniston fan not Angelina's baby, lol). I just hope there's a camera around.

There undoubtedly was a crazed person trying to get near Brangelina but that story has been highly embroidered to put Jolie in a sympathetic light.

Yah, Jolie would have really shit-kicked that crazed woman... and Toby Mcguire really shoots webs fom teh tops of skycrapers, Kate Beckinsale is really a werewolf killing Vampire, and Britney Spears can really sing.

"Team Aniston t-shirt", eh?

This "news" item is schlock for the gullible, candy for the devout and/or crazed Brangie fans.

Brangie really ought to get sharper PR people.

The source rag, The Daily Star, is liek Britain's version of teh National Enquirer.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/

Note the thumbnail ad on that page: "Babe search. "Could you be a babe? Click here to find out". CoJo, get your clicking finger ready__ time to walk your talk, girl.

If this story is true, they really ought to lock up that woman for a while. Celebrity stalkers just see a "go" sign if one of their bonkers bunch is let off easy.

Angelina is creepy, but she doesn't deserve this shit.

To everyone commenting on the picture posted... I am pretty sure that is from "Mr. & Mrs. Smith", at least thats exactly how they looked in the movie...

"at least thats exactly how they looked in the movie..."


Yes, and they're still getting off on the roles, feeling like super A1 secret service spies long after filming has finished.

We can't blame Brad for getting with Angelina ... look at her, she's a walking goddess. The marriage (between Brad and Jenn) was over before he and Angie got together. Remember when she was ending 'Friends' and said that she wanted to start a family only to sign up for 6 movies back to back? I think that was the beginning of the end. He found in Angie what he could never get from Jenn - love, compassion, a family and wild monkey sex.

As for the crazy woman, attempting to harrass a pregnant woman is uncalled for; it doesn't matter if they're a celebrity or not.

erm, yeah I think that woman should have been let do whatever she wanted to do with Angelina. Angelina is just a total show off bitch, I am actually suprised she is having a baby - isnt she scared of having stretch marks?But there again she'll just have surgery.again. I mean she got the cash, right?
Hmmm...I wonder what the child will look like. Mix Angelina and Brad...wow, I dnt even wanna know

HAHA #11, i was going to say the same thing!

Why don't they ever take off those FBI shades??? What's going on under there!? Puss-filled conjuctivitis? Horrible ingrown brow hair? Gratuitous eye bags? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?

Angelina is a dirty tramp. Her political views are retarded...the bitch needs to take an economics class.

I wish that devil baby of hers is ugly.

I love that Hee Haw copies mirror's what has been stated already by Superficial WEEKS ago, and now every other tabloid as well. Spot on Hee Haw! I NEVER noticed that before! *sarcasm* GET YOUR OWN STATINGS OF THE OBVIOUS HEE HAW!!!

Omg! im lMAO #1 brings a tear to my eye! hahaha

I was always hoping there would be a meeting between Angelina and Jennifer. You know -- a meeting at one of those salons where the patrons wear bikinis and get slathered with oil. Ok, maybe there aren't any of those, but could open one. With cameras.

Problem is, you could probably tie Angelina to the wall with chains (which she might like) and give Jennifer a poulan chain saw, and Angelina would still come out happy and Jennifer would never be heard from again.

Stalkers are scary and all but given the chance I'd love to slap that fembot too...

I wonder why it is that there is such a chasm of divide between people about Angelina.

They either love her and think she's hot and brave and interesting ... or they HATE her and call her a whore and brother-lover and freak....

She inspires the most vehement reaction on either side.

I'm almost wondering if the whole thing was set up by the Brangelina camp just to cast another negative light on Aniston. The whole thing just seems so ridiculously contrite. It seems it just went away as quickly as it happened, which I find suspicously convenient for the Brangelina camp. I've been wondering all along about those cameras that seem able to take such frequent candid shots of Pitt and Jolie...as tho they're not aware of it. I don't buy it. I think the whole thing starting from the photo ops to the supposed crazed Aniston fan is just a lame bunch of bull in a pathetic attempt to try and improve Pitt and Jolie's obviously declining reputations.

Oh Angie, poor poor Angie. Do you need a hug? How about a little more? Come here hun, I'll make it aaaalllll better. :)

I'm neither here nor there on liking or disliking Angelina Jolie but all I'm gonna say is she is a Gemini female and what I know about Gemini females is that they don't give a shit what reaction they get, they will take what they can from you and then some, they have a wicked evil streak covered in charm, and they don't reall show they care if they hurt you. They have to prove they can win or at least get one over on you. Brad is going to have his testicles in a vise pretty soon. Oh, I've never been a Brad Pitt fan either.

I personally find it unfair that Angelina gains so much recognition for playing roles so similar to her own personality(i.e. Gia; Girl, Interrupted). she doesn't even have to do any character training! being a psycho, whorish, lesbian just comes so naturally to her. I'm just waiting for her to drop the bomb that her brother is really her baby's father!

Post # 34 you right this world is a twisted place....lol

enough already about brangelina. is it just me or is brad looking like crap? he seriously looks like he has bad hygiene or something. when i see these two together, their body language doesn't look too convincing to me that they're that much in love. they look like their just friends with "benefits," and thats it. even though they're over and all, ATLEAST jen and brad's body language showed they were the best of friends and lovers during certain times of their marriage. even in a few pics where aj & bp tried to show pda(now that shes pregnant), it just wasnt convincing to me. it looked like aj was the only one clenching on to brad's hand. he didn't seem too urgent to return back the favor. sorry aj! even though your the prettier, and more talented one, you've BEEN missing that *touch* when it comes to men (not the physical part of it but, the kind that LASTS longer than one month of courtship and 2 years worth of marriage). martyr me all you want people. i really think UNTIL she comes to admit she has problems with pursuing relationships the right way, she'll always be finding herself going after somebody else's guy and be very unhappy with the consequences AGAIN.

#61- I agree. Somehow their PDA doesn't quite look genuine & real. You don't really see Brad kissing her or hugging her really close very often. I think he just got fascinated & infatuated with her, like how so many other men wish they could. She's probably too tough for him, & deep inside, he knows it. But he doesn't see all this because he's so excited about his baby.

#59- How right you are. Every character she plays all represent her in her behavior & mentality (& of course, the looks). So as long as she gets to have those kinds of roles & look hot, people will think she's beautiful & wonderful.

#50- She needs more than an economics class. She needs to go to "real" college.

To comment #34:
Nobody said Aniston and Brad should be together. They could've dicorced before actually cheating. Hot or not hot, Angelina's still a home-wrecker.

But I do think that FRIENDS fan is a retarded lunatic, though. If you want to attack someone, never let them know why or you'll just be giving a bad name to all the rest of the people who believe in the same thing you do!!!

If I am adding and subtracting right, Angelina was knocked up before Brad was divorced. She couldn't what until after the divorce? What kind of person is that?

What I wonder is, don't she realized that if he cheated on one wife, that he would probably cheat on her also. Once a cheater always a cheater!

As for Brad, I never seen him as all that like most. I think Paul Walker is way better looking!!!!

OMG, check out this
http://www.joliehomewrecker.com/

HAHAHAHA! That was funny!
And as for Brad and Angelina, I agree with #61. I think that the only reason they are still together is because she's pregnant.

14: Yeah I know it's really sad. He's a 42 y.o. man w/o an identity of his own. Being single for about a year would have done him some good.

Yet, through it all I still think he's so sexy.

That whore is sucking the life out of Brad. Just look at pictures taken within months of each other. I know that he's getting older, and that children bring stress along with joy, but it seems like within months of dumping Jen he's started rapidly aging.

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