Jan 27 2006The Superficial Quickies
• Nicole Kidman has become a new goodwill ambassador for the U.N. and will work with the United Nations Development Fund for Women (UNIFEM) on critical gender concerns. There's a 'married to Tom Cruise' joke to be made here, but I'm too classy for that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rip a huge fart. [AP]
• Lindsay Lohan has gotten the word ‘Breathe’ tattooed on to her wrist as a reminder of her recent asthma attack. And as a reminder that she used to date Aaron Carter? She stabbed herself in the face. [Entertainment Wise]
• Pete Doherty was jailed today after pleading guilty to possessing drugs for the second time in a week. Still no word on how Kate Moss could have let such a great catch slip away from her. [AP]
Reader Comments
1. mags - January 27, 2006 4:39 PM
It certainly couldn't be a reminder to breathe.
2. GirlyGirl - January 27, 2006 4:54 PM
Who writes these comments? Whoever you are, you are so awesome that I just fell out of my chair. This bruise will be a reminder of your awesomeness for at least the next week and a half.
3. GirlyGirl - January 27, 2006 4:56 PM
Oh, and by the way, I meant the person who writes the comments that go with the pictures. Sorry mags, I don't know if you are that awesome or not but I wasn't referring to you. :-\
4. CoJo - January 27, 2006 4:58 PM
LOL Mags! I was about to write the same exact thing...maybe her next tatoos can be an "L" on her left palm and an "R" on her right one!
5. Spindoc - January 27, 2006 5:12 PM
Hopefully there is room on Lindsay's other wrist to get a tattoo that says "Don't be a skanky coke whore"
6. mia - January 27, 2006 5:18 PM
And a tattoo on her ankle that says "if you can read this...too late"
7. xAgonyxScenex - January 27, 2006 5:21 PM
who gives a flying fuck about anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan
8. Jayne - January 27, 2006 9:26 PM
Rock On Kidman.
9. gossipmonger - January 27, 2006 10:17 PM
someone one the site with the LinLo story said it best...
she should tattoo 'EAT' on her other wrist...
10. mags - January 27, 2006 11:22 PM
And I felt happy for one shining moment.
11. Captain Awesome - January 28, 2006 2:53 AM
This just makes me love Hottie Kidman even more.
12. hafaball - January 28, 2006 6:33 AM
I think kidman got a tattoo that said, "Good thing I got out while I still could." Cause now Tom Cruise is insane. I;m not sure if he always was...
13. sophie - January 28, 2006 10:30 AM
Nicole is trying so hard to be like Angelina. First bringing that little boy dying of cancer to meet her, then saying how she envies her body, and now this. Stop Being Desperate Nicole.
14. Spindoc - January 28, 2006 10:53 AM
You know, it's weird. Am I wrong or has Nichole Kidman gotten better looking the more she ages?
15. trophywife - January 28, 2006 12:19 PM
all i gotta say is when Nic is through with KU, send him to me :) purrrrrr
16. Jayne - January 28, 2006 12:22 PM
Angelina's trying too hard to be the next Princess Diana.
17. Moksha - January 28, 2006 2:49 PM
LOL gossipmonger! (she should tattoo 'EAT' on her other wrist...)
BTW I used to know some cocaine users (way back in the 80's, y'all!) who occasionally had to be reminded to BREATHE...! It would have been handy for them to have had the reminder right there, a la Lohand.
18. andrewthezeppo - January 28, 2006 5:38 PM
DAMN I loves me some Nicole Kidman
also, to whoever said she's trying be like Angelina....just step off it.
Nicole has been working with UNICEF for like 10 years and is just expanding her work into UNIFEM. She was doing this back in the days Angelina was dating ugly asian chicks and cutting herself.
19. Captain Awesome - January 28, 2006 6:18 PM
Spindoc you're right, she gets better and better.
And sophie, Nicole's been doing this type of work before fish-lips thought it was a cool "idea". Google isn't that "hard" to use.
20. HollywoodSnark - December 13, 2006 11:56 AM
yeah, she needs to develop a better life! http://hollywoodsnark.com
21. juego de poker - June 27, 2007 1:02 PM
she needs to find new herself.
22. emily - August 23, 2007 12:18 PM
OHMYGAWD!!!! ahhahahahahhhahhahaah she stabbed herself in the face!!!!!
ROTFLMAO ahhahhahahhahhha!! I love it!