Jan 16 2006The Superficial Quickies
• Brittany Murphy and Joseph Macaluso are engaged. This is a nice move for Brittany, although it's not quite as classy as sleeping around with waiters at industry bar mitzvahs. [People]
• Eminem remarried Kim last night, proving once and for all that love can overcome anything, even horrible death threats made by your ex-husband. And by 'love' I mean 'money'. Because damnit if Eminem doesn't have a lot of money. [AP]
• Carrie Fisher admits to being a whore. Star Wars fans everywhere break open their piggy banks, only to be disappointed when they find out she only meant it in the figurative sense regarding selling her autograph at shows. [Page Six]
• Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas has started his own record label, choosing the most original name possible in the history of all record labels: will.i.am music. [NME]
Reader Comments
1. HollyJ - January 16, 2006 5:00 PM
I love Carrie Fisher! She laughs at herself. Not many Hollywood people do that.
2. musings - January 16, 2006 5:20 PM
I hope the most talented rapper on the planet steadies himslef before he ends up a cliched has-been.
3. derekd - January 16, 2006 5:42 PM
Somehow I can't see Britney Murphy pass her role in "Clueless" when she utters the unforgetable line, "I hope not sporadically!" Now that was classic. So what she banged waiters. At least she's an equal opportunity whore. 6 outta 10.
4. Spindoc - January 16, 2006 5:43 PM
No Pre-nup? I hope that all that money Em already has is tied up so that when he divorces her in a year he can tell the court it was previously earned income and she can't grab half of it. I wonder how long it would take her to snort up 100 million dollars?
5. Spindoc - January 16, 2006 5:59 PM
As for Britany Murphy, she looks a bit like the girl that you see in town a few years after you graduated from high school, and is still kinda cute in a burned out way, but you get close to her and she smells like two day old perfume and B.O.
6. Jayne - January 16, 2006 6:29 PM
Carrie Fisher is a media and attention whore.
7. ishtar - January 16, 2006 6:33 PM
all that stuff that went on with eminem and kim was a way blown out of proportion fight meant as a publicity stunt...she always knew all of that stuff was said for monetary gain
8. Meh Toole - January 16, 2006 6:33 PM
I love this site so much. All the best gossip in one quick post. And Eminem. Yeah, it's about the money. No, it's an enduring love story that will one day be made into a major motion picture staring Andy Samberg.
9. Populist - January 16, 2006 7:08 PM
Does Carrie Fisher admit to being insane? Really, if you've seen this chick interviewed, it's a surprise she's not signing autographs with crayon and feces.
10. ZoomBoy - January 16, 2006 7:48 PM
Rap. Will.I.Am. Talent?
Must I repeat "Let's get retardedddd in heyyaa"?
11. Shaun - January 16, 2006 10:36 PM
When I first saw her picture on this website I thought - "dam she looks like she likes to takes a few good snow ballings".
You have one of the whitest smiles I have cum across Murphy. :D
Just kidding, but it is funny.
12. Kitchy - January 17, 2006 5:18 PM
Her face looks like it's removable. I like her movies but her smile is going to make me hang myself someday.