Jan 23 2006The mystery that is Fergie

It looks like she had an appendectomy but the doctors were drunk / didn't know where the appendix is.

A littel to "bone rack like" for my likings. She is ok looking for sure, but a little bit of meat in the center wouldn't hurt. The rest of her body is fine. Legs and arms look fine but her mid doesn't match those.

manimal. has she always been "female"? she's also one that really could be any age....25 -65.

Totally agree with uncommonamerican....What the hell is wrong with her side?

The former Duchess of York has never looked better.

and what is she wiping off her face/mouth?

her only saving grace looks wise was her hard body - looks to be slipping now.

She is 31 years old... tans too much, so without make up she looks freaky

I read that she suffered with bulimia and she's done drugs like crystal meth and ecstacy...

here's the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_Ferguson

as what is up with her stomach... I don't know... but it does look weird.. *shrugs*

She has like three knee caps on one leg and a bunch of craters and knots on her stomach. Her lady lumps seem to have spread to other regions of her body.

I really like her lumps, her lovely lady lumps. And her hump isn't bad, but the lumps really are the showpiece. I've been spending all my money on her, and spending time on her. Those lovely lady lumps.

I think that rippling down her side is the result of her sucking in her gut and thats the fat still showing...

Whoa, Carrot Top is HOT! Wait, that's Fergie. My bad.

shes a butter face ... totally agree with the "The mystery that is Fergie" title.

What is with her hair plastered across her forehead? Her boobs look fake and she does appear to have some freaky lady lumps on the left side of her body. Other than that I think she looks hot even though she pees her pants while on stage in front of hundreds of people.

Just read that she has had at least two urine- related incidents. Botched sex-change or just keepin it real for her skank-sistah Paris?

for those of you wondering what those things on her side are, they're called 'muscles' and it comes from 'being fit.' her head looks fine, you would all bang her so stop pretending like you're finding things wrong with her

What... the hell.... is going on with her stomach? It's covered in freaking craters and lumps.. She has a horrible fake tan and there appears to be a huge mole on her chin.. Her hair is disgustingly oily and pasted to her forehead.. And the worst part is she's making a pose as though she is sexy as all hell.

I don't know whether to be disgusted or thank her for making me feel good about my own stomach.

Compared to Nicole Richie and Britney Spears she has an awesome body.

Fergpee can be a bit disturbing at times, but what is really creeping me out is the room she is in. Is it a clinic? A dressing room? A massage parlor? What is behing the curtain...another satisfied customer?

I think her and Tara reid go to the same gym...but she does have a good body. I don;t know what the ten pounds of wrist things are for though :o

There are so many things wrong with that picture, I can hardly begin...

FIRE the photographer- everything from the pose to the framing of the subject to the room is terrible.

Get rid of the wardrobe - looks like grandma knit that bikini.

Never again see that same plastic surgeon who gave you those breasts.

Apply a compress of PHOTOSHOP for 10 minutes or until hideousness subsidies.

I'd hit it every day of the week and twice on Sunday. At least once during church.

Oh, enough about the peeing incident. I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I've gotten onstage drunk and wet myself....

One thing about Fergie, she's a musician, not a model. Not an actress. And a musician with a real band in the sense that they didn't start out as a manufactured product. Years ago, I saw them playing in a little hotel bar in NY, just a gig before they were anyone.
So, yeah, she's the chick in the band, of course they are going to market her.
I think she looks good for a regular girl. A butter face, I agree, but she rocks.

amma - I agree with almost everything…almost...
Last time I checked, a musician is someone who actually plays an instrument. Unless a mic is considered an instrument, she's no musician.

...Her voice is her instrument. She is {whether a good one or bad one is a matter of opinion} a singer.

I agree with Romeo Foxtrot. Fergie does have an awesome body. She looks pretty most of the time too...but hey, who doesn't take a bad pic every once in awhile. We're so used to seeing these people at red carpet events and in photoshopped pics that when we do see the real thing, we get mean. Give the girl a break.

someone's getting a little old for sideways pony tails and friendship bracelets. girl, that shit is AGING YOU!

i second that recommendation of scrolling down so her head disappears. she has a sick body, but her face grosses me out 99.9% of the time. i also don't get her style choices...this bikini, the hair, the bracelets i mean she's sellin' it but i'm not buying.

gah her face....ugh
stretched, stomped on..

*shudder*

It looks like she has a little bit of scar tissue from liposuction on her left side....

I agree with Romeo....Those things are called "muscles". Half of you fools wouldn't know a stomach muscle if it slapped you in the face. You are all soooo jealous it's sad. Sure, she may not be the prettiest belle at the ball, but whatever. She is physically fit and would kick your ass in a minute. Plus, she is not a model, she's a funky chick in a band. So, haters, sit on your fat assses at your computer and have another Hostess cupcake.

snap a haterz post.

little late than usual, I must say.

Looks like lipo scars to me. They took out too much fat and the skin is too tight.

Fergie is the hotness.

You people are unreal. You're telling me that she's unattractive? You don't see that rack/ And you're saying her stomach is nasty? It's called being in shape you fat bastards. Blind, all of you... I'd kiss every inch of that tight body every damn day.

yeah...i'm saying that fergie is gross. she is the definition of 'butterface'. actually - i find her face offensive. she's got a kick ass body but she'd better keep it up b/c that trainwreck of a mug won't do it. oh and for the people that still think the black eyed peas are relevant...get a grip. they used to be a great band - but have you listened to 'my humps'? give me a break. they've become a huge joke.

All you males that posted here are either gay or seen more pussy than a public bathroom because she looks fuckin' good. For 31 especially since most women hit the wall at 25. There I said it! I am no way a fan of thier music but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating cookies thats for sure. Real boobies a plus. 7.5 outta 10.

I think she's very pretty in a real world kind of way. She has a beautiful voice and, like I said before, compared to Nicole Richie and Britney Spears she has an awesome body. However, this is a horrible picture in every which way...fire the photographer!

All the comments about the "lumps and dents" on her side are hilarious. It's called "having body fat less than 10%" and actually being able to see muscles. Talk about the posters giving away hints as to their body-types. She's not exactly my taste - I don't consider her face that attractive and I like a little bit more meat like say J. Alba. But I gotta give it to Fergie - she is "professional athlete" fit

I'd trade bodies but not faces...you know what is funny? People who call other people fat because we rag on her. IT'S THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE!!! Go to Fergie's fansite otherwise.

Fergie's body is a bit disjointed, and that's why people are complaining about it. She has soft curvy hips, but then you see hard 6-pack abs, and then big bazookas, and then a soft face again. It doesn't flow that well. But having said that, nobody can say she's gross.

To all those who say "she's a musician, not a model": Since when does being a "musician" require you to pose in a crochet bikini with a ridiculous ponytail on the side of your head? Fergie is virtually inviting people to make comments about her body.

unless i am nuttz i cant see anything wrong with that stomach it looks like muscles
that are tight to me plus you know you all would hit that even if you are gay

she looks fine. celebrities look like normal people when theyre not all airbrushed ya know.

Uh, OK, the pose is a little strange and that's kind of a funky surgical scar or something she's sporting, but how many women across America would love to look this good? Me and 10 million others, that's who. She's not perfect, but she's real. I think I'd lose the bracelets, though.

She just needs to cut down on the tanning because:

1. It looks way unnatural
2. Her skin will eventually get all leathery-like if she keeps at it for a few years
4. She'll start to prematurely age
3. Can anyone say skin cancer?

I have nothing against tanning, it’s always nice to look like you've gotten some sun, but in moderation. Fergie's tanning kinda reminds me of how Paris looked at the MTV movies awards one year
http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/81287/Hilton%20source.jpg

Other then that, I think Fergie is quite pretty actually.

Of course if you don't find Fergie attractive you must be jealous, you fat ugly people.

Oh please. There's not an ounce of femininity about her body, all hard lines and muscles. Add to that a very masculine face and no. No I wouldn't. Not even with yours.

did anyone else notice how big her ears are in that pic?

I like how everyone says that anyone who doesn't think she's hot is just fat or jealous. Just because YOU'RE fat and jealous, doesn't mean we are. I swear on my life I'd rather look like ME than her. I'm not saying I'm the prettiest girl in the world, but I for sure look better than this hag.

her stomach is reminscient of Tara Reids weirdo belly.

ummm...if there are 10 million women that want to look like her...we are in a (literal) world of hurt. like yourmomisgay - i don't think i'm the best looking thing to ever walk the earth but i would NEVER want to look like that. now...angelina jolie...that's another story.

comment #50, I agree. Saying "oh you're just jealous!" is a knee-jerk retaliation and is not exactly a compelling retort. Just because some of us don't find Fergie attractive, doesn't mean we're jealous, it means that Fergie has an ugly man-face.

And to the poster who keeps saying that she has a better body than Nicole Richie and Britney Spears... better than Nicole Richie, hell yes. But Britney? No. Back in the day when Britney was buff, she had an awesome body. She was fit and muscular but still very feminine and curvy. Of course these days, I'd be happy if she'd just brush her hair lol

Oh, excuse me I suddenly have the urge to urinate now BEFORE I piss my pants.

The rack looks ridiculous. When did she buy those?
Don't know what to make of the rest of her. Maybe the natural artist thing is long past for her.

She's a mess with the fake boobs and stuff.

I think Fergie's body is fine. She's in shape. What do we really expect-perfection? She's not fat and she's not too skinny, she looks healthy. When you lean to 1 side and you have abdominal muscles, that's what it tends to look like. I'm not a big fan of Fergie because I have no idea what her real musical style is. She was in an all girl group called Wild Orchid & they are just so different from the B.E.P. I'm more upset that she tries to have a street style when she was in a pop group. And now she has a solo album coming out? Yes, she was addicted to meth & I think she's come pretty far...her face isn't a 10, but is yours? She looks completely different from back then & her face is looking a little ragged from all the tanning. I don't know what she's trying to prove, but her body is the last thing she has to worry about. She dances her ass off on stage!

http://www.askmen.com/women/singer/15b_wild_orchid.html

"She is 31 years old... tans too much, so without make up she looks freaky

I read that she suffered with bulimia and she's done drugs like crystal meth and ecstacy..."

Fucking rights! She have a sister?

And BTW every chick on this site would look freaky without makeup. Bet on it.

just cuz the american idol judges cant sing doesnt mean they cant judge well...same goes for this site...u dont have to be amazingly hot or hotter than the celebrities on this site to make fun of them- thats whats so fun about it. #50, 52 and 53, no need to excuse urselves. just say 'fergie is ugly' and leave it at that! :)

Does anyone remember when she was on Kids Incorporated? She was so cute then. Just goes to show how meth can f*** you up.

My Dumps ... My Dumps ... My lovely lady dumps. Check 'em out! Actually, body is a 10. Face is a 4. Total boner score = 14. A 14 is good for doggy, reverse cowgirl, and side saddle. so yes, I guess I would "do" her.

She looks GOOD to be 64 years old!

Yum. She looks wild. Stripper hot. Spacedog likes her earthly delights and would just be trying to hold on for dear life.

Fake tits and fake tan, a definite minus. Fergie is a mystery to me, as sometimes I am attracted to her, other times not so much. This pic, yeah she looks good except for the two previously stated points.

Chicks with stab wound scars turn me on.

Hold on on the "not a manufactured product" talk. BEP had produced more albums pre-Fergie than post Fergie. She was added in a record label maneuver to make both the peas and Fergie profitable to them... the Pea's recoupable was forgiven by the label on the condition they add her to the band and it took care of their obligation to Fergie - whose solo project was so poor, they didn't know what to do.

Has anyone seen the before/after plastic surgery pics of Fergie? In a million years I wouldnt have recgnized her-she has totally changed her face. It's a shame such a young girl felt the pressure to do that.

That said, she's definately a beautiful girl, it's just a matter of if her style of dress and HUGE amounts of makeup are your taste. But I guess thats what shes going for.

By the way, the surgery pics were run by STAR magazine, they are somewhere on the net.

Wow, her stomach looks extremely disgusting. She really does look like a Barbie doll in a swimsuit.

I'd pay good money to bury my face in those big luscious tits! Then I'd make her smash them against mine to make a tit sandwich.

woooah, what IS that?

I saw other pictures of her in the bikini (omg. I look at too many celeb gossip sites.) ANYWAYS, her stomache looks a lot more normal in those pics, so this one was obvi a bad angle or she was flexing a weird muscle. I think she's pretty in a different way. Whatever- I just wish I could dance like her- damn!

To be honest, that's probably the best picture she's ever taken. And that's saying alot, because she normally looks very questionable (aka scary), and not only in the realm of style.

To be honest yet again, there might be some that are "jealous" of her figure. I admit to being sort of, kind of, perhaps not really, frankly because normalcy "isn't good enough" anymore. My thin waist, ample hips, and mouthful tits? Not good enough for mankind, it seems. Stripping down to nearly nothing seems to now be a prerequisite to being a performer these days. What happened to being subtle? What happened to being a woman, and not a 31-year-old parading around like a little girl. . .

Her face looks like Tori Spelling's.

FAKE FACE / BOOBS = GROSS

AND WHAT'S ALL THE HYPE ABOUT J. ALBA? WITHOUT MAKEUP SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY AVERAGE HISPANIC CHICK AND HAS AVERAGE BOOBS AT BEST.

her stomach is slightly odd but its hardly a huge deformity, she looks better than i do in a bikini so whatever.

75 posts....nice. Fergie really has us commenting. OF COURSE simply not liking her or thinking she is unattractive does not mean you are fat or jealous, but come on. Half of you were flipping out like she was an alien, or had the worst body you ever seen in your life. Puhlease. You are ridiculous.

I'm sorry. I'm not a lesbian. But, Fergie is the most attractive celeb girl out there. Definitely have a girl crush. Don't understand what anyone could say bad about her. Damn...I mean come on people. Have you seen her dance ....forget about it.

not feelin too attracted by that pic, although the right side of her stomach reminds me of beef jerky for some reason, so now im jst left feelin hungry.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=735

in case anyone wants to see the other pics from that photo shoot...

Either sombody kicked her ass so hard her spine pokes out her stomach, or SOMBODY'S had too much lipo. Bodily abnormailities aside, IT really needs to finish up the surgeries to turn it into a woman.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fergie_bikini_big

Aaahhh, that's an awful shot.

Jessus H. Willikers!
"little bit of meat in the center wouldn't hurt"
"her only saving grace looks wise was her hard body - looks to be slipping now"
"her boobs look fake"
"looks like she has a little bit of scar tissue from liposuction on her left side...."

How well would any of you whiny little bitches withstand that kind of scrutiny?

#74 Jessica Alba is a monkey! And probably a lesbian too you never hear who she's dating.

i was expecting to see a penis bulge.

she's a lady, whoa whoa whoa, she's a lady... hang on a second, whats that dangling between her theighs??? seriously, great singer but she is an absolute mutt!~

Ok.... no one is perfect... but you do kinda squint at this picture.

It's kinda weird that she has so much defined structure showing EVERYWHERE except where she is supposed to be showing "6-pack abs". But it looks like a single can or pillow ... no definition in the middle. That disparity is odd.

Also.. Looks like she could use some Bondo right under her left breast to fix that rusted out body panel. Is she missing a part of a rib? Did she get shot there? Bondo and sanding might help that dent right around her right hip too.

But also.. her surroundings. Is she at a woman's correctional facility?

'How well would any of you whiny little bitches withstand that kind of scrutiny?'

By posing in a bikini, she did leave herself open for criticism.

Fergie: Untouched. Someone should fire the person in charge of airbrushing the pic, seems like he/she took the day off. Poor girl.

I think everyone here that's putting Fergie down are all on crack! She's beautiful with a smokin hott body & it intimidates you, so you have to put her down. I don't see any of you out there showing off your bodies & thats cuz you have sloppy bodies & r to embarrassed to let others see your "lady lumps" Granted its not a very flattering pic of Fergie but damn, on her worst day she still looks better then you on your best day! She's hott with a kick ass body so get over it already!

Her features are very manish. And she's obviously had a breast augmentation...

I'm confused....she works out hard to get a banging body but then once she develops some muscle people hate on her and call her features man-ish??

You people hating on Fergie's body are morons. Working on the perfect six pack abs don't happen overnight. Abdominal physique develops differently in each person depending on what specific exercises are being done and what area they target.

And for the record people, Fergie doesn't have "lumps" as someone called it on her abs. The definition your referring to are called obliques, which are located on your sides.

i'd definitely hit that...http://hollywoodsnark.com

I hope she has got pussy hairys !!!!!!!

I wound like to make a small incision on my dick and use the blood as anal lube to fuck her

wat da hell u lot on bout, not every day, u c fergie in a bikini, she fit anywayz, so enjoy instead of ripping her

I agree, she is perplexing in a serious way. She makes it possible for me to think two opposite thoughts at the same time.

All these guys talking trash about her side, and forhead and knee's should shut up, they'd all do her in a heartbeat.

fucking hell ur all a bunch of gays! u r 2 fussy its the fussy ones that never get the sex haha shes different but still a nice looking girl i wouldnt say no !!!!!

You guys make me laugh with your comments non of you would say no even if you had half a chance :-)

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