Jan 3 2006Patrick Swayze raps
Allhiphop.com reports that Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor, who had a hit in 1987 with She's Like the Wind, told the site he's working on a new tune which will show that "rap rhythms [are] an emotional undercurrent for ballads." Swayze didn't have a timeline for when his foray into hip-hop would be released.
It's About. Damn. Time. For far too long, rap and hip-hop have been monopolized by tough young african-americans who grew up in the forgotten streets and alleyways of inner-city America. Well, those greedy bastards are about to get their due, 'cause here comes a new breed of rapper: white. rich. middle-aged. I'm not sure what exactly he'll be rapping about, but please god let it be about Roadhouse. Although the only thing I can think of to rhyme with Roadhouse is Choadhouse. And I don't think that's good. Unless, you know, you like choads.
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1. uncommonamerican - January 3, 2006 9:46 AM
All you bitches know me as the muthafuckin' Ghost!
I'll be fuckin' you so hard I'll turn your pussy into toast!
I'll slam in backside,
Slap you in the face,
When Black Dog's Dirty Dancing he's gonna make your Point Break!
2. Monkey - January 3, 2006 10:17 AM
Yo, I'm DJ Swayze and I'm here to say,
I wanna be a rap star in a major way.
*crossing arms all thug-like*
Jeah!
3. tothemax - January 3, 2006 10:25 AM
Monkey, you forgot, "Word to your mother."
Maybe he'll do an East Coast/West Coast thing with Vanilla Ice. That would be so... um, different.
4. Jewbacca - January 3, 2006 11:42 AM
MY NAME IS PATRICK SWAYZE
AND IM HERE TO STAY
SOME SAY IM F'N CRAZY
BUT IM JUST GAY
YEAH, I LIKE DUDES
I HATED JENNIFER GREY
I DID THAT MOVIE ROADHOUSE
I LIKED THOSE COUNTRY BOYS
IVE SHAT IN AN OUTHOUSE
I GOT LOTS OF ANAL TOYS
NOW IM GAYER THAN AIDS
I LIKE WHITE STUFF IN MY MOUTH
MY BUTT ACHES FOR DAYZ
I SCREWED MY COUSIN DOWN SOUTH
5. CelebGossipAficionado - January 3, 2006 12:17 PM
His rap album will still sell more than Kevin Federlines.
6. reesestet - January 3, 2006 12:36 PM
Can you say, "Washed Up" ?
7. tuesdayup - January 3, 2006 12:47 PM
Patrick Swayze's gonna bust a cap up in ya'll asses...shazzam!
http://theobsessivemessenger.com/thenews/?p=64
8. Kikileblue - January 3, 2006 5:23 PM
well finally my wish has come true. i hvae waited so long for the swazye album i thought i was gonna burst. i mean i know it wil be hot and by hot i mean i will be in a corner rocking back and forth crying as he raps about how he swivled his hips in dirty dancing and got the bitch on lock with his sexy stare. i know who started this rember he was in that jarule video where he was playing a dective. now it makes sense. he was in a rap video and now he thinks he can rap well slap me and call me lohan it all makes sense.
9. diddleysquat - January 3, 2006 6:43 PM
NOBODY puts Patrick Swayze in a corner.
10. Pablo - January 3, 2006 7:21 PM
Swayze's definitely gonna be a hardcore rapper who puts out catchy dance hits like 50. Check out this Point Break quote
"Time to dance with the universe. I could never handle a jail cell. You'll do this for me, won't you Johnny? Haven't I earned this much?"
It's prophetic. The next Tupac?
11. amma - January 3, 2006 9:26 PM
...This has got to be my fave post of the day--esp. along with the comments. Its so hysterical it sounds like it had to be made up. That it is not just makes it insane.
12. mrschickee - January 3, 2006 9:49 PM
OMG!!! You guys are hysterical! I almost shot soda out of my nose. Can you imagine a K-Fed/Swayze rap-off? Battle!
13. Kg - January 3, 2006 11:32 PM
Wow, who didn't have a hit in the 80's?
14. Kg - January 3, 2006 11:33 PM
Wow, who didn't have a hit in the 80's?
15. Ben_Danglin - January 11, 2006 6:07 PM
Hey P Swayze and K Fed should hook up and do some hardcore gospel rap together. If homo rap was considered a terrorist act P Swayze would be a killing machine.
16. Jum - February 27, 2006 3:19 PM
what is he going to call himself? MC Leatherface?
17. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 11:31 AM
ha ha...maybe he should team up with KFed! http://hollywoodsnark.com