Ricky Martin should call this girl. He could pee all over her in the shower and she wouldn't even mind.

I bet he got a raging boner just reading this story.

The comment above me was hilarious!

I especially liked what you said in the article, "If STDs could talk, the back of that cab would be like a Tourette's convention." CLASSIC!

I personally would not be surprised if this story was true. The least she could have done was clean it up herself. Perhaps the cabbie would have let it go at that point? Maybe? But I guess being a Hilton, you are above certain things, especially Playboy and cleaning up after you pissed yourself in a cab...

uncommonamerican - HAHA! Good one!

Add Jenny McCarthy to the mix: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/22/jenny_mccarthy_pees_herself_on.html

...and they have one hell of a party!

Pissy Hilton

CENSORSHIP!

Let's compare the last line quoted by the Superficial editor with a quote from THE REAL STORY

"
A Hilton spokesman denies the incident.
"
VS
"
A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.
"

How can I trust _anything_ written here if you are going to leave crucial details out, hold back on your readers? If I wanted that kind of treatment, I'd read the frikken New York Times! Shame, shame!

now those pics of her with Fergie make so much more sense....disgusting sense.

Paris, you may THINK you are a "10" . . .
but urinate.

Didn't I write yesterday that a skank like Paris Hilton belongs in Penthouse, not Playboy, because Penthouse has photos of chicks pissing on each other? Yes, as a matter of fact, I did write that.

By the way, the taxi driver who mopped up that urine should probably have the hand he used to hold the towel surgically removed, just to prevent the infection from spreading. And yes, this was Paris so there will be an infection.

RE: Post #6

So, you think Fergie and Paris got together and had a pee party? Maybe Ricky Martin was there...oh, but they're women. And what's up with Penthouse? The last time I opened that mag there was a picture of Jenna Jameson on all fours pissing like an alley cat.

Eesshh! It's getting to the point where I can't even get my breakfast down while I read this site anymore. "Falling down drumk, Pissing in a cab", seems to me that Paris has an alcohol/drug problem.

I heard the capital of France is going to be renamed "Drunken whorish nearly retarded undeserving shallow bird-faced, often-fucked by homeless men cab-pissing gutter tramp, France" so the country doesn't have to share its name with Paris Hilton.

R. Kelly is sitting somewhere reading this with a huge boner.

pissing herself seems so "normal" to me. I would think she'd go beyond that and wipe her ass on her hand and stick it on the window, then pull out her lipstick and draw on the handprint to make it look like a turkey and put a big pink heart next to it. Then the fumes from her primordial bacteria pool that she calls a two-by-four body would emit such a foul stench that the cab-driver would freeze in his seat and dry up like an unwrapped mummy, with a look of horror on his face

$200 what an insult. He can always ebay the towl and the cab. What else can we say about classy Paris?

Actually I am disapointed, she could have taken her tampon out and smeared it all over the cab. Much classier!!!

There's something not quite right about Paris. I mean WHAT woman has feet that big?

This is exactly what I've been waiting for from Miss High and Mighty American Royalty, short of a bullet between her slutty eyes, that is. Hooray for the cabbie, get the bitch! But just how is he planning to match the DNA on the towel with the raging diseased DNA running rampant inside Paris' skanky bod? Better get Barry Scheck right on it...

"Hilton's publicist went on to say 'My client is outraged at these accusations of urinating in a cab.' But when asked about the Nick Carter Hot Karl incident, her publicist was quoted as saying 'Finally, something I can confirm.'"

If that cab shows up on EBAY, I'm going to puke.

How often does that bitch vacation? It's so unfair. I don't normally wish bad things upon anyone, but I do wish she'd catch ebola.

The high point is "too drunk to noticed she'd wet herself" ...Cuz I know if I was sitting in a cab, and a warm sensation began to spread out under my ass, then seemed to get cold, I wouldn't notice a thing.

Doesn't she have NERVE SENSATION IN HER ASS?! How can you NOT feel when you PISS YOURSELF??

That taxi seat should be confiscated by the CDC, destroyed with radiation, then blasted into space.

Gives new meaning to Yellow Cab.

Hey, if Shatner's kidney stone took in $25K at auction, you gotta figure the pee rag is worth something ... after aging a while.

I would put a different interpretation on this. It seems more like Paris had a sudden moment on clarity.

She emerged, ever so briefly, from the stupor also known as her life, realized that she was indeed Paris Hilton, and as that set in, lost all bladder function.

Wouldn't you?

Does it make me a psycho if I just want to run up and kick Paris Hilton in the beaver as hard a I can? (don't worry I'll be wearing rubber boots)

Oh man, Paris is bulletproof. Her STD mutated corpse could explode in a shower of hep A-Z with gibs of gonorhea shrapnel at the slightest sense of danger. Or a toilet. Or a book.

Great work by the Superficial to bring us all these unbelievable 'shenanigans'.

What I'm concerned about - no, terrified by - is that EVERYDAY there's a new story about Paris Hilton: getting drunk, peeing somewhere public, rambling like an insane lunatic or just acting skanky.

Is she really going to inherit all the Hilton Hotels in the world?

In response to:
Posted by Kelly on January 19, 2006 12:53 PM

Actually I am disapointed, she could have taken her tampon out and smeared it all over the cab. Much classier!!!

That is next weeks story for sure.

What is this world coming to? Pretty soon, Paris Hilton's 10 year old fans will be getting drunk and pissing themselves, incoherently muttering the phrase "that's hot" while dancing like retarded midget strippers.

I understand he has to clean in up...but with a towel? Shouldn't he of put on some kind of sterilized nuclear outfit, and cleaned the cab with a flamethrower? that seems like the most hygentic way to do it...

Paris "Piss Herself" Hilton - sounds good to me. What a tool.

Paris "Pissed Herself" Hilton

Paris "Wet Herself" Hilton

Paris "Learned from Ricky Martin" Hilton

:D . . . :p

Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 19, 2006 04:48 PM

Does it make me a psycho if I just want to run up and kick Paris Hilton in the beaver as hard a I can? (don't worry I'll be wearing rubber boots)

rubber boots would melt like butter on the sun if they touched that cooter... better get a biohazard suit instead!

I've seen some drunk sat on a bar stool before not realising she'd pissed herself. So it's clearly possible.

Mind you she was POOR trash, with a melted-off face (she deliberately set herself alight years ago). A thought for ParISS? Anyone got any lighter fluid and some matches?

A Tourette's convention, eh? Funny, the only one I've been to was quiet except for the speaker and some older guy who had a vocal tic that made him sound like he was trying to mimic a dinosaur.

I have Tourette's syndrome. If you hang around me, you'll notice I swear when it's appropriate. (Is that an oxymoron? After all, Kaylee did say "The whole point of swearin' is that it AIN'T appropriate"…) Only 3% of people with TS have coprolalia as a tic. PLEASE, people, do some research before making blanket statements.

I think we should all FUCK SHIT PISS DICK BALLS. Sorry I can't really hel- COCK NUTS LABIA- help myself. The medicati- KETCHUP SCROTUM PINEAPPLE- medication is working so well.

BALLS

See post #34 if my post on #35 doesn't make sense. Then you can start laughing.

When Nature called -- even if It had been enticed to dial by a man-made depressant -- Paris answered. It is in her genetic makeup (which she applies liberally to her face and neck, and dabs sparingly on her elbows) to bow to the whims of the force that smelted her from dense metals and detritus found in and around the LeBrea Tar Pits. On the dance floor, on a yacht; in a courtroom, "where" matters not; dress with wrinkles, back-seat cab; when Paris tinkles, it's so fab. Designer Depends cannot be too far off. ... You better believe it, buddy!

And as for this talk about the heiress having an STD: Is Paris still burning?

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Golden energy
For the guy or gal who's had a hard day
Golden energy
When you're expected to meet the demands of an energetic mate or before a red-hot date
Golden energy
Drippin' down on you
Golden energy: Natural aphrodesiac
Golden energy: Workin' hard to keep you on full
Golden energy: Pumpin' iron all the way

Paris Hilton is trash and always will be trash. The only reason she is famous is because of her last name. She is a poor excuse for trash and I wouldn't want all the money in the world to be her.

No matter how paris try to get attention from the media makes worse and worse.

Someday sooner she will be in the place no one wants to go.
She's almost getting there.
Nicole Ritchie did make real good decision away from her.
If I were Nicole I would've done the exact same thing.
Who would like to have a friend who's got a biggest hooker image on the media?
You did a very very good job Nicole!!
Run Nicole Run far far away from her.

yeah, funny how her publicists care more about her peeing herself than her sex videos and sluttiness - http://hollywoodsnark.com